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very important question that i need answered,
what fruit is Renee, or better question is what flavor of pie is she
i feel like she'd be either peach pie or apple pie but i don't even know how pie taste so im winging it
saying that what about Tamarack or Qiu? cause I feel like Baxter would be an oreo pie, no questions asked. he's definitely an oreo pie
#olnf#our life now and forever#our life#baxter ward#qiu lin#darren murray#ren murray#renee murray#tamarack baumann#guys what pies are they#this is very important#i gotta know#baxter is an oreo pie though#im not arguing about that its canon in my head#very important post#about pies#its for my sanity#i dont even eat pies#never tried one but its for a fic
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My beautifull princess with a disorder <3
#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#fanart#artist on tumblr#digital art#shes sooooooooooo skrunkly#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#ive speedrun reading this manga ngl#ive even started eating foods i dont like because of senshi💀#everytime someone cooks something i dont like like im like fuuuuuuuuuk senshi WOULD be disappointed in me#and if that bastard cat (izutsumi) (lovingly) can start eating pies with veggies i can eat pepper and sausages#i wont like it! but by god ill do it#sol art#also the dungeon master outfit slays#it was very fun reading dungeon meshi while my friend was playing fear and hunger#perfect balance. unstoppable force vc unmovable object#this was in clip studio btw it was supposed to be a sketch but uuuuhhhhhhhhh my hand slipped
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Super sexy me is so sexy I accidentally set off the fire alarm while baking pie shells for my pumpkin pie. And now I don't know if I should've even baked them in the first place. But well. Too late now 👍
#speculation nation#i am not a fucking baker so something always goes wrong when i make these pies 😭😭😭#but i am craving my grandma's pumpkin pies... i gotta bake them myself if i want them rn...#see the thing is ive previously bought pre-baked like. graham crusts#but i was like 'that crust sucks lets get a different thing'#so i got tbis dough shit that i put into pans. the box said to bake it. and so i was like ok cool#then as they were in the oven i looked at the pumpkin pie recipe for starting the filling#and then saw that it says 'unbaked shells' and so 😥😥😥😥#but too late now and it worked fine with the graham. and well. the filling is what i care about the most.#the crusts are just an excuse for having pie filling.#anyways i did set off the alarm. i think it's bc the oven was on so hot#the box says 450 which is hotter than i ever usually do. the pies themselves ask for 350#so well i turned the oven off and i have the microwave fan running#which oh yeah the fucking handle to my microwave fucking broke. it fucking broke.#i think i'll duct tape it or smth lol. microwave itself works fine still. and i dont want people in my apartment.#it's just the bottom part but it sure did just. splinter off. that shit is Broke broke.#and i scared the shit outta my cats And me with that damned alarm. and now i am just waiting.#calming down some. chilling the crusts. soon i will resume making the pie filling.#it's not like it even takes much time i am just. Nervous now.#i wanna let the oven cool off more b4 i have it going for like 45 mins lol#the crusts are kinda ugly. one of them is inflated on the bottom. these pies r going to be disasters.#so long as they still taste good......thats what i care about the most...#maybe my crusts will end up nuclear... if that happens tho ill just eat the filling out of the crust... its fine... ill be fine...#😭😭😭😭😭😭 why is everything so hard
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They should make a quilt patterned like a pie crust with the woven pattern and the braided edge and maybe it even has cutouts and the "filling" is a different material BROOOOOO
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Just got food poisoning/stomach bug the day before thanksgiving,, fuck my stupid baka life
#my mom spent all day cooking and shes such a good cook but the smell of everything made me fucking yartz#mutliple times#I cant see my bf today bc of it and I was so so fucking hyped to. probably wont be able to see him tomorrow#holding out hope this is just a 24 hr bug please please god please im so miserable I just want to be able to kiss my sweet man and eat pie#tw emetophobia#tw emeto ment#dont rb Im just venting#and I was supposed to make pies too so thats more work my mama did for me :////#i cant even keep water down right now
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Pie time 🥧
#ace tries cooking#shes ugly as hell <3 but i dont even care its food and im hungry#its nearly 11pm because thats the level of procrastination im at atm but i can finally eat the pie i made after the pastry took forever to#be done and i got impatient and turned the oven to max for last quarter or so of an hour and our oven doesnt have any labels#so i dont even know how hot that is#but ya girl got no money and needed to cook so had to use what she still had in the flat cus no groceries until i get paid since i paid#for summer rent i just cant afford it so i made a lil chicken pie with the last two chicken thighs i had some carrots and onions all from#the freezer with some potatoes and gravy and made some garlic and thyme shortcrust pastry instead of buying puff pastry like i usually do#for pies and i always got butter and flour so why the fck not make my own pastry? gotta stop being so lazy now i got leftovers for the week#even if my gravy betrayed me and pooled out onto my pastry in two places smh
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starting ur fitness girlie era⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🌷
starting ur fitness girlie era is actually super easy! its consistency and discipline where most ppl struggle. i hope this post can help make the sustenance of ur fitness girlie era super easy and fun + some fun working out resources to start ✨
FOR CLARITY ;
when starting anything, the most important thing, although cliche is starting from a place of love rather then hate. it feels better and is more sustainable in the long run.
be clear on your goals for ur fitness girlie era. is this something that u wanna maintain in ur day to day life for general health? do you wanna gain/lose some weight? do you just wanna be stronger?
knowing what ur trying to achieve makes finding workouts that target your goal specifically more easy (the more specific the better)
WHERE DOES NUTRITION COME INTO PLAY ;
you should be fueling ur body properly in order for ur body to function well when ur in ur fitness girlie era. if ur goal for example is to gain weight but u notice that u have a habit to eat very little, make a log.
WIEIAD LOG (NUTRITION CONTINUED) ;
i started a what i eat in a day log for a couple reasons. one bcuz i love lists and documenting things about myself, and two bcuz i wanted to make sure that i was eating well and eating good quality foods. bcuz i notice that when i eat well -> i feel well.
eat to fuel your body, dont eat just to eat
include fresh foods
make sure that you eat healthy portions (calling four almonds a meal is NOT healthy, and calling six pizza pies a meal is NOT healthy)
overall just be mindful of what u decide to fuel your body with. an easy drink that helps to be mindful with what u fuel ur body with is with SMOOTHIES.
im so sick of ppl sleeping on smoothies cuz if u dont like to directly eat vegetables or if u want an easy way to intake fresh fruits and veggies smoothies are the way to GO.
ROMANTICIZATION ;
the fun part of the whole journey, romanticization. made a pinterest board for ur fitness journey aesthetic and make it super pretty. invest in cute workout clothes to motivate urself to workout.
formulate a playlist for ur workout, something that gives u energy and motivates you. find a workout class or a youtube channel that you love. dont make working out BORING. get a workout buddy, make some video diary entries about working out/ur workout for the day.
make a blog that records whatever workout that u did. find fun ways to work out, like dancing or going on hot girl walks. create an atmosphere where u can work out and treat the time that u spend working out as a time to nurture and nourish your body.
PATIENCE AND PERSISTENCE ;
motivation isnt going to get u through a sustainable fitness girl journey, motivation can only get you so far. its DISCIPLINE that gets you the results that you want and consistency.
be patient with yourself even if u fall off ur routine and grind, ur only human so let yourself live. as long as you dont make falling off a habit, you'll be okay.
make sure that u emphasize the mind -> body connection bcuz thats super important. working out is not just about working up a sweat; it's about connecting with your body and embracing the mind-body connection.
FUN AND EFFECTIVE WAYS TO WORKOUT ;
le sserafim workout - i've done the le sserafim workout once or twice and it absolutely destroyed me 💀 but in a good way. its challenging but its also rly effective so i recommend.
dancing - if ur into dancing, find a way of dancing that u enjoy to do. some examples include ; ballet, kpop dances, jazz etc
join a sport - join a sport with a friend to make it more fun! but theres lots of different sports that u can play and not only is it good for ur health, but its also super fun
#advice#it girl#becoming that girl#self care#self love#that girl#it girl energy#honeytonedhottie⭐️#fitness#wellness girlie#health and wellness#fitness girlie era#girl blogging#girl blogger#pink pilates princess#hyper femininity#princess#dolly#work out#nutrition#green juice girl#green juice aesthetic#resources💬🎀#le sserafim
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konig headcanons! (realistic)
tw: nsfw
all of these are realistic hc! dont expect a normal konig
hes NOT a shy awkward pushover, just because he has social anxiety??? we can see through his voice lines hes a very cocky person and speaks rather agressively
“lets be honest, its better off in my hands.”
i hc that just because konig has social anxiety, he doesn’t express this through bring soft and shy, he expresses it through his bluntness
konig wanted to be a sniper but did not because he couldn’t stand still, has social anxiety, i hc he has some form of adhd
his very cocky and blunt shouting isn’t because hes mean, but he just doesnt wanna be seen as that bullied kid he once was
hes doesnt have horrible EQ, but the kind of guy to be incredibly unfiltered
also, this guy was literally assigned as a human battering ram, you think hes all soft and sweet???😅😅😅
no he won’t get angry or cry if his mask is taken off. just annoyed.
its not actually canon that konig is a colonel (correct me if im wrong, i couldnt find anything on the official wiki) but lets assume hes one anyway
even if he isnt, gets paid well. really well.
private military companies that deploy soldiers in areas of active conflict can pay up to hundreds of thousands for one soldier
considering konigs age (late 30s at least) and skills, probably 400-500k a year.
chose to join the military because he had an obsession with tanks and guns as a kid
a lot of hc’s say hes 6’10. i disagree, simply based off of chances and the fact thats wayyyy too tall for the military
but he was described as a mountain, so id say his height is around 6’5-6’8
very very intimidating. hes tall big and has the mask of an executioner in the 15th century. who wouldn’t be scared?
definitely will say some random german word in a situation where no one else there knows german. he doesn’t give a damn lol
hates americans (thinks theyre all obese, mannerless, and bad at geography)
brings up the most random topics. again i really think konig has adhd.
konig was not good at school and hated it, mainly due to the anxiety and how he couldn’t pay attention
also why he chose the path of a soldier
drinks lots of beer, high alcohol tolerance, this guys a true european.
loves austrian or german food. loves schnitzel and pies.
konigs breakfast is literally sausages, toast, eggs, and sometimes beer
BIG APPETITE. he could eat for 3 people.
a little insecure about his appearance, not confident in his looks :( also why he hid his face
but as he grew older he uses the mask for actual purposes of concealing his identity, he is a special ops soldier after all
kind of a cheapskate. he chose to hide his face with what, polyester? chose a piece of cloth over everything else.
has very conservative beliefs. not to the point where he hates abortion and votes far right, konig is just a little confused about some things certain liberals believe in
pretty political person lmao
not enough info to conclude whether or not konig was abused as a kid tbh
he was definitely miserable for a period in his life. hes in the military living a monotone life, barely any contact with others, and constantly living in fear he’d die
i dont think hes as traumatized as ghost tho🙂🙂
konig appreciates his dna and how it makes him big and tall, but sometimes gets incredibly annoyed at it
mainly because well, he got bullied for itas a kid
because he specializes in hostage rescue a lot of hostages (especially kids) are scared of him and refuse to leave the area with him
takes a lot of convincing 🥲🥲
has a lot of intrusive thoughts
cannot use social media properly
also texts like an old grandpa. uses 😂 and 🤣 unironically.
“Can we have burgers 🍔 tonight🌃?”
probably uses a blackberry or reallyyyyy old iphone
relationship hcs:
konigs voice actor (jim boeven) stated in a livestream that konigs wife would ideally be a mix between maria pedraza (actress) and rachael from blade runner (character from movie).
both are 170cm ish and brunettes
i can actually see that—konig is massive and he probably prefers someone on the tall side
first thing you did that led to your relationship with him? you tolerated him that is. listened to him ranting😃
i can see him with a civilian or someone whos in the military tbh
finds you pretty at first
enjoys bickering, he needs someone to simulate his mind
you know those stories where his s/o is 5’2, clingy, soft af, and neeeeeeeds konig? haha you won’t be getting that from me.
unlike ghost, who really takes his time to get to know someone and opens up slowly, scared to have his trust broken again
konig charges in like the human battering ram he is😁
if he has a feeling you’re trustworthy you are trustworthy.
horrible at flirting. he doesn’t know how to talk to women smoothly
needs someone equally as weird and funny
s/o needs to be someone with very firm boundaries and can stand their ground, i think konigs a really stubborn person, so for a healthy relationship to work, s/o can’t be the generic bimbo
konig wears the pants in the relationship
doesn’t let you pay. he has a enough money and believes men should always pay
(im sorry to break your delusions) konig does not strike to me as someone who likes a docile homebody. thats ghost (if you remove the word docile).
he doesn’t like extremely dominant partners either
imagine someone who is a listener, accepting yet blunt, shares his quirks, and has a very elegant feel to them
also someone very independent
also gonna get killed for this but konig would realistically not go for a girl in her early twenties. he prefers elegance and sophistication over being cute and jumpy
hates one night stands.
values relationships more than you think. he can come off as strong at first, but hes trying his best
ecstatic when you tell him you wanna learn german (hes not a good teacher)
doesn’t like play fighting, he thinks he’s gonna accidentally hurt you
admires you a lot. he knows hes not the best looking person and doesn’t understand the makeup skincare dress up thing.
isn’t paranoid, but definitely doesn’t say he has an s/o
if you ever get mad at him, konig will tighten all jars in the kitchen so you have to ask him for help :)
extremely unfiltered. he hates your cooking? he will say it. that dress looks better than the other? he will say it.
#call of duty#call of duty x reader#könig#konig#konig x reader#konig cod#konig mw2#konig x y/n#konig headcanons#konig x you
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OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF
So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)
Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..
Which we can all agree is boring...
BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!
We be getting creative with it
Eg.
"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"
"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"
(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)
AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL
English could never compare ✨
BUT ANYWAYS
how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?
The eay their face would drop
We would make a couple of people cry
AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US
Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*
Your thoughts?
Love yaaaa~
ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!
Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??
I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-
like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.
I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see
Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️
GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE
and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,
😭 BRO IM CRYING
“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-
(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)
idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,
OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-
OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???
everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,
or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot
or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao
STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)
AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:
“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)
JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG
STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol
oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭
Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀
“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND
Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”
which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG
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i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth
which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]
which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!
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Safe Travels 0rah,
💀♒
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi
#srry i take so long to answer smth so simple#i actually have a surprising amount of asks!#i was thinkin abt it the other day like#damn should i reopen mail box#then i was like#not really bc i still got a lot of stuff to answer!#so now ITS CRAZZYYY to see my first posts/asks and see me trying to get ppl to send asks!#anyway i gotta make a 1000 followers thing bc i love u guys#sagau#genshin sagau#genshin impact sagau#sagau x reader#genshin imagines#genshin isekai#gender neutral reader#self aware genshin#genshin impact au#genshin x reader
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Cherry Shortcake
(PartyBeetle fluff)
Pest was standing in the corner of the elevator. He spinned a new coin he snatched in his hand, whistling. There was almost nobody else in the elevator, if you exclude Jermbo, who stared blankly with his black eyes. Pest was on his way to Poob, since this party animal invited him to their place. He could ignore them, but somehow he agreed to come over? Why? He didn't know. He was such an asshole to them, and yet they still liked him. They did not mind Pest wouldn't care about them, they still were so nice to him. He blushed a bit, when he remembered Poob's annoying, yet adorable smile. Feelings are so dumb… TING! The chime of the elevator interrupted Pest's thoughts. He arrived at Poob's house. The beetle creature sighed and put the coin in the pocket of his black jacket. He entered the apartament. It was colorful, with striped wallpaper and some party decorations everywhere. Suddenly Pest stood up still, and sniffled the air. There was some sweet aroma filling the house… It was the smell of chocolate and the hint of cherry. Pest's horns rose up in curiosity and attention. "このヤリマンは何をしているんだろう… (I wonder what this bimbo is doing…)" he thought, as he carefully approached the kitchen door. "pesty!" It was Poob. They smiled happily seeing him, and they hopped to hug him. The moment Poob embraced him, made Pest blush a lot. He shivered, unused to physical touch, and gently pushed Poob away. "hai pesty!!! u came v early!" the partier said. Pest noticed they wore a white apron with stars, which was covered in flour and some chocolate stains. Their paws and their face was a little dusty too. Pest realized Poob left some flour on his black jacket, and he quickly dusted it away. "i made sumfing special 4 u!" Poob said. Their fluffy tail wagged, as they picked a porcelain plate from the kitchen. Pest quietly gasped as he saw it. It was a chocolate shortcake, with whipped cream and bitter choco glaze, with a little cherry on top. Pest's cheek's turned as red as the cherry, a bit suprised by such sweet gesture. He actually liked cherry shortcakes (altough nothing could beat apple pies). Poob smiled at him. "do you liek it?" they asked, with sparkly hopeful eyes. Pest rubbed his neck, then hestitantly took the plate. He grabbed the tiny fork and took a small bite… Holy shit. It was actually delicious. Choco cake with sweet cherry jam filling was literally melting in his tongue. His red eyes glistened, as he continued to eat the baked good. He mlemmed, revealing his crimson tongue, and looked at Poob. "im so happy u liek it, pesty!" Poob giggled, dusting some crumbs out of Pest's face. The feeling of the soft paw pad on his face made beetle creature flustered. He quietly whimpered, his horns lowering. "aww!" Poob chuckled. "dat wuz so cute!!!" Pest growled and covered his face in frustration. Stupid feelings. Poob playfully booped Pest. The butterflies in beetle creature's stomach fluttered even more. He pouted, blushing. Poob cupped his cheeks, with a mischevious grin. "dont be shy pesty!" they giggled. "Stop calling me Pesty… And stop touching me." Pest hissed. Poob just laughed. They loved Pest being so bashful. His usually cold and harsh demanour was breaking, revealing his softer side. "but u still liek my gift?" Poob asked, tilting their head, with this adorable smile. Pest sighed. "Yes… Thank you…"
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HI HIHI some stupid questions about bakery au Lukas because Im curious!!! Dont need to answer any of them if it exposes any lore or something
1. Did Lukas grow up to love baking or did he start it in middle/highschool?
2. Does Lukas have a favorite and least favorite pastry when he bakes?
3. Does Lukas have a favorite beverage? (mineral water, milkshakes, smoothies, etc.)
4. Why did he start working in the bakery?
5. IIRC you mentioned Ivor was basically Jesse’s dad. Will Lukas eventually meet Ivor?
6. Kinda an ocelots question but. What do Aiden, Maya, and Gill think about Lukas’ baking?
Thank u!! Love the au btw its so cool and sweet :)
HI I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU FOR THIS
These aren’t stupid questions and thank you so much for asking aaauuugghh!!! I’ll do my best to answer what I can!!
1. He grew up baking with his mom, so it’s always been a source of peace and comfort in his life. Even now, it helps him feel better when he’s stressed.
2. His favorite thing to make is chocolate chip cookies. They’re quick, easy, and of course, they start to remind him of Jesse. His least favorite thing to make is soufflé. He tried to make it once, just to see if he could, and it was a disaster. His least favorite thing that he makes more regularly, though, is whoopie pies. Something always goes wrong.
3. He likes hot chocolate with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles. He drinks it when he needs a pick-me-up or when something good has happened.
4. He started working there because he needed a job and it was relatively near where he lives, plus he enjoys baking so even if it wasn’t exactly his first choice, it wouldn’t be miserable.
5. Yes!!! I won’t go to into that for spoiler reasons but Lukas does eventually meet Ivor and Harper.
6. Aiden always finds something to complain about because that’s just how he is, but he’ll eat it. Maya thinks it’s pretty good, she likes his cupcakes best. And Gill absolutely loves anything Lukas bakes—in fact, whenever Lukas bakes at home, he ends up giving most of it to Gill since he doesn’t really eat it himself.
Thank you so much for asking!!! I’m really glad you like the AU 🥰
#minecraft story mode#mcsm lukas#bakery au#THANK YOU FOR THIS#I love love love yapping about this AU and especially about Lukas so seeing this ask pop up made my whole day#I could talk about him for hours actually I’m so so normal#but anyway AUGH I’m so glad you like this#these questions aren’t stupid at all!! I love answering these kinds of questions!!!!#also the whoopie pie thing may or may not be based on personal experience. siiiggghhh#ask
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*JWCT SPOILERS BELOW*
extremely messy live reaction
watched ep 1 from the roblox thing and didn't live react so
ep 2:
BEN GET UR EYES ON THE ROAD
ben eating out of a boot what is wrong with him
this whole van scene is fucking hilarious
BEN BROOKLYNN MEMORIES?? ON A ROOFTOP???
gonna make me cry on ep 2 I see how it is
darius just being overall disgusted with bens lifestyle I'm drying
"benjamin if you don't pull over I'm jumping out of your moving van is that what you want"
"is your friend ok?" "no 🙂"
USING THEY THEM PRONOUNS AS A DEFAULT HELL YEAH
ben has brown eyes at 17 mins
the roadtrip vibes are immaculate once u get past all the conspiracy stuff
why are these 2 licorice fanatics I hate them sm (affectionate)
ep 3:
"that is not at all what Hay smells like. have you never been around Hay before?" I'm obsessed with the dialogue
SAMMY HAVING AN ESTRANGED RELATIONSHIP WITH HER PARWNTS HUH????
"why are we running? we do not have a good track record with running!"
BUMPY CHASIMG BUTTERFLIES MY BABYGITL
she still picks him up 😭😭
mantah corp island investigation hmmm..
"that destructive carnivore" DONT SPEAK ABOUT MY DAIGHTER LIKE THAT
ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY KILL ME NOW
is that the fuckimg pink jakcet
sammy holding thr box with no effort anf bens big ass almost dropping it
why is so much happening in Sammy's life I wanna give her a hug
"he's getting more than a mud pie! he's getting a knuckle sandwich!" "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
OH SHIT CARLS DEAD
now sammy has blue eyes wtf
damn that atrocitaptor really hates pies
SAMMY RUN GIRL
bumpy basically telling ben to leave omfg 💔
do his eyes ever stay on thr road
the hug 😭😭
THE BROOKLYNN CONSPIRACY BEGINS
MYSTERY WHISTLE PERSPN
Ep 4:
this eps called "brothers" time to cry
darius mocking ben I love him
"she's fine 😌" "I'm not fine!"
ben calling bumpy a "strokg independent woman" " strange thing to say but ok"
TWO BENJAMIMS??
BEN HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuxk this
"she lives in.. europe?" he met her on that fucking conspiracy site didn't he
THE ALLOSAURUS
ben u eat food out of a boot u cannot talk ab kenjis place like that
"were not exactly on speaking terms" WHEN ARE YOU EVER
did kenji fucking shrink why does he seem so small
HE SHUT THE DOOR ON DAROUS STOP
THE STICKERS 😭😭
"this is. really something kenj!"
THE FANILY PHOTO IM GONNA SOBBBB
oh good lord the tension
"that's where my dad lives" OH FUCK
"I think we should split up" "you and yaz?!" TJE DISTRESS IN HIS FACE
his hand on his heart for the rest of the conversation he would've been more hurt by a breakup then they wouldve omfg
sammy tickle attacking ben THE FACT THAT SHE KNEW IT WOUD WORK
kenji masterfully climbing while darius is fighting for his life trying to put the gear on
WHY ARE THEY FIGHTIJG ON A MOUTNAIN SIDE
KENJI DUMPED BROOKLYNN?? OMG??
ANOTHER MEMORY
"I can't be with you anymore if you're not going to be with me" 😭😭😭
OH HES CRYING
ope kenj I saw that smile
KENJI AGREED TO SEE HIS DAD THE ANGSSTSTTSTSTST
NOOO THEY GOT BUMPY
ep 5:
WHY IS SO KUCH HAPPENING AROUMD THIS SANDWICH
WHY IS IT EVEN IN THE ROAD LIKE THAT
"that bush looks like ben" what does that even mean darius
KENJI CALLIMG DARIUS' MOM EVERY WEEK HE LOVES HER SM
I love this relationship ben and sammy have they're acting sm like siblings
ANOTHER BENJAMIN
HE STILL EATS CAROB
ben and sammy being dino activists ik that's rihht
mr king dino they could beat ur ass
FUCK YOU DANIEL STOP LOOKIMG HAPPY
THIS MAN TRYING TO LOOK GUILTY STFU
"did you have brooklynn killed?" straight to the point ok
"worried what?? that I'd double cross ya??" WHAT WAS ON THAT STICKY NOTE
BEN PUTTING SAMMY AS A SUSPECT?? ID BE PISSED TOO
he can't say the right thing to save his life
DANIEL TEYING TO KEEP SECRETS I VATE HIM
"just never had a father around to practice with" YEAH YOU GET HIM KENJI
NAH WHATS HE GOT PLANNED
"yeah ok I'll get my violin" kenji ily
NAH DANIELS STILL A SNAKE DONT TRUST HIM KENJI
sammy and ben causing mass destruction without meaning too hold habits die hard ig
YEAH SAMMY BEAT THAT MAN
bens list of loyal and amazing friends:
1) bumpy
2) corndogs
3) his van
DINO KING IS SUSPICIOUS?????
4) sammy
"he's just so!" "graah?" "yes! yes! exactly"
THE BROTHERS ARE COMMUNICSTIJG YEAAAHH
oh God I hope kenji has a backstabbing plan with this agreement
"I won't let you control me anymore" YEAH KENJI WALK AWAY
NUH UH YOU DO NOT GET TO LOOK SAD DANIEL YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF
"there was something about her that was different. almost dangerous" I am taking everything be says with a grain of salt but things are getting so suspicious??
OH SHIT ANOTHER DEAD GUY
LET 👏 HIM 👏 DIE 👏
THE WHISTLE AGAIN
what in the goddamn green earth is that woman
daniel u may have saved kenji but I still don't like u
THEY KILLED DANIEL WE ALL CHEERED
she seems so robotic I'm terrified
now who is this
not him speaking Japanese 😭 he needs a hug so bad
ep 6:
YAZ I MISSED YOU
her ptsd is hurting her so much omfg
ANOTHER BROOKLYNN MEMORY
moment of respect for the outfit changes in the memories
brooklynn got yaz into dino immersion therapy 😭
these memories are killing me man am I allowed to stop cryjng
SAMMYS CONTACT PHOTO 🫶🫶
BEN LIKES ROCK MUSIC CALLED IT
WHATS HE DOIN THE BG
"we haven't really talked much lately" does ANYONR have a good relationship in this show
"It'll be good for you two to reconnect"
"yeah.. I hope so" IT WILL BE SAMMY IT HAS TO BE
the gfs are still healthy all it good all it well in the world
"no dinosaurs?" "judging by the look of that thing I'd say we have one now"
oh sammy really is treating her like a fragile flower
I already watched this scene in the released clip but bens scream is somehow even more funny
ben still callimg her fadoula I love their relationship
THE GIRLF ARE FIGHTIJG NO
"girlfriend?" "why does everyone act so surprised when insay that" bc u are gay
I feel so bad for all these people like imagine dinos get into the place ur promised they won't be
OH THAT AINT DPW OH SHIT OH FUCK
IVE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THE AFTERMATH OF THE VAN GOING OFF THE BRIDGE YEAH
off topic but I am obsessed with the end credit cards
ep 7
the ep is called "that night" I am in fear
oh that's the moment sammy saw how much yaz has grown calling it now
I feel so bad for kenji rn hes in so much pain :((
he's probably so conflicted rn. daniel only ever hurt him but he's all kenji knows as his dad
THE HUG THE HUG THE HUGGGGG
"I'd be dead if it wasn't for her!" what do you know mateo WHAT DO YOU KNOW
"it was there on purpose" AAAAAAHHHH I mean we knew but AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
HEY DONT DO THE HOPELESS MHSIC WHILE THEYRE TRAPPEDBIN THE VAN I DONT LIKE WHAT IT INDICATES
"I can't have the last thing I see be bens soggy van!"
YEE HAW THEY GOT OUT
MATEOS STORY WOO HOO TIME TO GET SOME GAPS FILLED IN AND SOME ANDWERS QUESTIONED
oh shoot did he accidentally help the bad guys
now why would he get out ofbthe truck in such suspicious circumstances
WE HAD TO SEE HER DIE FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
OH HE TOOK THE PHONE
THEY SWITCHED SCENES BEFORE WE COULD SEEBWHAT WAS ON THE PHONE AVAAAHAHAH
oh wow the wet hair animation is so much better omg
GIRLCEIEND MOMENT GIRLFRIEND MOMENT
"I guess we need each other huh" *makes out*
them having their moment while bens grieving his baby
"ciao cara mia" I hate him
BROOK HAD A SECRET HOUSE
kenjis night just keeps getting worse
bros been DYING to throw those phones
"oh I am so gonna haunt them from beyond the grave" never change yaz
where on earth are they gonna hide on that truck
mateo seemed like a decent guy hope all goes well for him
her apartment was cute asf ok brooklynn
DID YALL SEE THE MOTORCYCLE HELMETS ?????????????? YEAH BROOK U WERE THAT GIRL
kenji stop reminiscing ur gonna make me cry
THE BROS ARE BONDING THEYRE GETTING ALOMG
KENJI WHAT DO U SEE
darius putting all the pieces together is so rad bc I sure am not
A SUSPICIOUS BAG OF MONEY???? IN HER CLOSET??? BFOOK GIRL WHAT WERE U A PART OF
SHE WAS WPRKING WITH DANUEL SHE WAS WHAT WHAJAJDHSLAJHFJSLAJD
I hope she was doing it for an investigative purpose SHE BETTER HAVE BEEN
but why didn't Daniel bring it up HMmmmmm...
"or what else she was hiding from us" OH HES HURT HURT
darius driving the motorcycle instead of kenji I'm cackling
ep 8:
THEY HID WITH THE SEDATWD DINO ARE THEY INSANE
not the dino smacking rhe lips it doesn't have
now why is she gonna stand on the dino instead of getting bens giant self to look out the gap
the drop is gonna be how they reunite isn't it
kenji screaming bc of a spider he's so real
THEYRE BEINF BROTJERS YEAH WERE SO BACK BABY
oh so they're working for extra cash too hmm
oh this place actually looks nice
VIDEO MEMORIES IM GONNA SOB
I am sufficiently uncomfortable thanks for asking darius
the boys are fighting again JUST VET ALOMG PLEASE
darius misses her so much seeing a bird made him think of her 😭😭
lookimg at the dates on the voicemails it's been at least 3 months since she died
DARIUS IN BATHTUB I laughed this is supposed to be sad and I laughed
I sense something big coming I gotta walk around for a bit
"I was in love with brooklynn" OH FUCK OH SHITNOH AJAHDKLAQKHFLAKHFKLAL
now I REALLY have to walk around for bc WHAT
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WJAT WJATBQKHRLAJFLAHSLALKFHAL AAAAHAAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rewatched the scene and I am no more sane ab it
BEN THIEVING ABILITIES MAKING A COMEBACN HELL YEAH
NAH WHATD THEY DOBTO BUMPY THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY GIRL
"boo." Yaz ily
THE VIDEO THE VUDEO AAAAAAAAAAAA
"were brothers righr?" HE SAID IT HE SAID IT WE WIN
every single moment with these 2 is so painful how am I supposed to exist in these conditons
WHAT DID THEY DO TO BUMPY WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
THE GFS SAY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️
THE DINOS JUST CHILLING INSTEAD OF STAMPEDING
YES QUEEN DINO U KILL THE MAN THAT TORTURED YOU
love the steggos just watching everything
yaz was smart with the lights u go girl
my heart is genuinely pounding for bumpy I am too attached to this fictional dinosaur
avocado costume?????? girls be fr
KENJI AND DARIUS ARE HERE TOO??
DARIUS IS GONNA FREE THAT BABY I KNOW HE IS
I hope the sino causes chaos later
"with me by your side, you kon climb anything too"
YEAH THE SINOS CAUSING CHAOS WOO HOO
"bumpy.. are you dying?" NUH UH BEN DONT SAY THAT NOPE
ALL THE CRYING SCENES THEY GOTTA STOP
kenji doing everything with graceful agility vs darius and his childlike experience
sammy kicking kenji TWICE now
TWO HUGS?? IN A ROW?? IM FED
the hugs are so much more natural in this series the animation improvement is insane
"creepy micro bangs'" that is a fantastic description kenji
THE ALLOSAURUS AGAIN
sammy being bumpys other parent 🫶
istg I'm already cryjng
if they kill bumpy idk what'll happen
bumpy is genuinely a part of their family they are completely falling apart rn
"move her tail!" IS SHE ABOUT TO LAY AN EHG
BUMPYS A MOM????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???@?!?!?!?!?!?!??
them passing the egg around like a baby in a hospital such a proud family
"wait what?" "don't think about it bud"
"ben! you're gonna be a grandpa!" glad they also see her as his daughter
NAH THE GUY I FORG9T THE NAME OFNIS EVIL
ep 10:
LAST EPUSOXE ALREADY??????
cabrera thats his name
YEAH SAMMY BEAT HIS ASS U GO GIRL
NAH FREAKY BOB LADYS BACK
she is genuinely somebhorror movie shitnor something
that scene was genuinely so intense I completely froze
EHOS DRIVING THE TRUCK
MATEO MY MAN I KNEW YOUNWERE GOOD
THE DINOSBARE GOING FREE BEAUTIFUL GEORGOUS THROWUNG BOUQUETS
obsessed with the shot of the t Rex in front ofbthe explosion hell yeag
"leave my girl alone!" SCREAM IT YAZ
DARIUS FREEING THE ALLOSAURUS I SMELL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
WAS THAT BUMPYS EGG IN THAT CASE
about time this man died
creepy lady is actually super pretty I hate that she's evil and kinda insane
darius finally stopped blaming himself 😭
"my guy. you're still here?" "unfortunately yeah. you all get real vulnerable with each other. it's weird" I'm dying
FUCK DUXK A AKHDLAKWYAPAHHFLAHWLAK
BROOKLYNNNANNAMANANNN
OH MY GODBOHNMYNGOD SHES SYDNEY GUYS SHE FUCKIMG SYDNEY ITS FUCKIKG BROOKLYNN AKSHALAKQLLQKDJALJFL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJKALAFJAJ
#did not go thru and read back over this before posting bc i currently am actually insane#you can actually see my mental state slowly deteriorating as this goes on#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous#jwct spoilers#chaos theory spoilers#c posts
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I'd like to hear some of your general headcanons for itward! Any and all headcanons you can think of >:)
General Itward hcs!
I got too silly guys
This is gonna be long so buckleup
Side note, my silly little goofy baking marathon has begun, so requests are REALLY gonna slow down today and tomorrow and likely Tuesday as well
I current have multiple pies in the oven as we speak <\3 (note from the future i was typing for so long the first batch of pies finished and the second group just got put in)
My bodies gonna hate me for this but imma get paid (yaaaay!!!!)
Love to think that itward is self sufficient. He grows his own stuff and scavenges for any metal parts he needs what whatever (his ship, a project, ect)
As such he also builds and maintains his own stuff; the ship is the most obvious thing! But I like to think nearly everything in the ship itself was either made by him or found abandoned !
Its canon that he loves forks, both stated in the character sheet thing KMG posted as well as the copious amounts of forks decorating the main area of his ship! I mean he literally has a wall covered in forks! I can easily see him having even more forks stashed away somewhere
Torn between headcannoning him to just have them in a jumbled heap in a drawer somewhere... and headcannoning that he sorts them by size, material, color, and style... both seem so in character for him.. hmm..
I can say for certain that he has a box somewhere full of random stuff hes collected and it's not at all neat and organized. Rocks, gears, bolts, sticks, glass vials, jewels, and so on! The "oo pretty I think I'll keep this and use it for later (never uses it for later)" mindset! I like calling those lil trinket boxes "crow boxes"
"The one many children talk about", as said by the man himself. So fran and the twins arent the only ones who have interacted with him... dad of dozens of children
I was gonna go somewhere with that previous point but I genuinely forgot what I was gonna say
Has made stuffed animals and dolls at least once for all of his kids. And yes, that includes Clara and Mia, at least before they tried to kill him... reluctantly makes bunnies for kids who ask
Speaking of bunnies, since it's been proven that itward wasnt bluffing or lying about his fear of them (KMG made a post showing off a type of Kamala that basically makes you addicted to their candy, making you eat them til your guts explode) (which... is horrifying and makes me wonder, did itward see that happen to someone? Perhaps one of his kids? A friend? Or did he not and the concept just scares him so much?) It's a little funny that itward has a bunny plushie on his ship
Sad hc but I like to think it belonged to one of his past children and as much as hes afraid of it he doesnt have the heart to give it away
While we're on the topic of sad stuff, I dont think itward can shed tears. So in place of them, his bones start to rattle a little
While I also headcannon that his bones rattle when hes nervous or flustered, and perhaps on the rare occasion that hes angry, it does happen when hes sad enough
Okay no more sad, I like to think his hat steams when he gets real excited about something or embarrassed. The top of it just. Pops open and theres the steam billowing out
I dunno I think it suits him and his aesthetic...
Stole this idea from someone else but he can purr; it's mostly involuntary imo and if you listen close enough you can hear his bones vibrating and clacking against one another
His eyes glow in the dark! Not too bright, it's fairly dim, but it's enough for him to see around and for you to see where he is in a dark room!
Creaky bones. He is OLD! probably VERY OLD! So it would make sense his bones click and make noise thanks to the general age.. wear and tear you know? Especially prominent in his spine and ankles
Has a habit of clacking his teeth/jaw when speaking, as well as when hes just. Not doing anything
Prone to fiddling with his rings (!! Will get to that in a second!) As well as the accessories on his coat; and sometimes, even his hat!
Okay the rings! I like to hc that itward makes his own accessories too ! That includes the gems and chains on his coat (heck, hes probably made his own clothes!) And I like to hc that he sometimes wears rings !
Sometimes sells his stuff; more likely to sell shoes and clothing, as well as his machines and services! Sure he mostly lives off stuff hes found or grew, but theres some stuff that he cant just find or grow.. plus its generally a good idea to have some money somewhere
I'm pretty sure hes good friends with palontras and ziar (given him and palontras work together to help Fran and the painting of ziar in itwards ship) but I also like to think he is friends with the wizard and cogwind!
Mostly because I wish we got more stuff for both of them... also him and cogwind can bond over their interests!
Does not stay in one place for long, given that KMGs labels him as a wanderer, but assuming he keeps Fran around to raise her I think he anchors down to one place... well not ANCHOR but like, cutting down on traveling at least a bit, especially in the beginning so fran can fully come to terms with everything shes learned (the truth of her parents death, the grieving process, learning she may or may not be part of something larger if memory serves me right, it's been a while since I played the game, as well as being shot.. like yeah she was healed physically but like imagine how shes gonna feel when that fact she was shot mentally sinks in) ... cant have her bouncing between different realities and the spaces in between them constantly
Ponders
Listens to Antonios (giant old ant dude) old music, I think! Probably has a bunch of old vynlls laying around somewhere
Frequently has to clean his hands, especially his fingers since hes always working on SOMETHING, he doesnt wanna walk around with gunk in the grooves of his fingers. Very yucky very gross and very un-gentleman..ly...
I keep trying to wrap this post up but I keep remembering hcs/coming up with new ones
Anyways COMMITS to the bit when hes playing a game with Fran, or really any kid hes looking over. Tea party? Hes gonna bust out his very best manners. Yes he will wear a tiara if its offered to him. It will go over his hat, of course. Playing doctor? Oh he'll moan n cry about how sick hes feeling, please help him! Ect ect, things like that!
Sometimes makes shadow puppets and tells stories. Both in the form of little shadow theatres, but sometimes he will use his own hands and project the shadows onto the wall!
Very good at coming up with stories on the fly
Also very very good at comforting people, I think. Hes been around for a while and he just OOZES comfort
So if you have a nightmare or struggle with anxiety, itward wont let you just suffer and be scared, hes gonna do what suits you best to calm down; distractions, holding, taking, quiet, grounding, ect ect ect anything you need
#itward headcannons#itward imagine#itward x reader#fran bow itward#itward#fran bow#fran bow headcannons
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usb cherry & 66piko (can we call them idk 66314 or something like how 66gumi is 6693. because pi = 3.14 IDK THEY DONT SOUND THE SAME I KNOW) in my mind palace. piko'd get pissed off at 66's dumb shit but if mikis the one doing that exact same crap he'd eat it all up bro got problems 😭
for me hes like her crazy ex boyfriend and shes the oblivious girl who doesnt even know they dated (they didnt) 😭😭🖕 my pikomiki is very heavily inspiried by the real life events the tale of mister piko's tragic history. since shes the only one hes ever been so close with and shes the only one that has any attachment to him he has an obsession with her and it only gets worse after theyre divorced divided into 2 companies and while she has a family and many many new friends and opportunities hes all alone and Died💀 he kind of put her on this sort of pedestal. a goddess and her follower a savior and her pupil orrr whateevr its going to be turnt into funny heha sitcom through my hands anyways
^ ft. el's comment abt them everytime i think abt usb cherry im always like lmao Beware of The Pipeline
#vocaloid#tp drawing#utatane piko#roro#vy2#66#sf a2 miki#pikomiki#usb cherry#66piko#vy2piko#vocaville
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Hello, I have recipes alot of questions about what is real, what is fantasy. So let me tell you about me. I am a 53 year old divorced submissive sissy. Well not completely I work a blue collar job so can't be dressed all the time. Like alot of you started young, moms things. Then stopped got married then my wife's things. Had kids. Eventually told my wife. About a few of my fetishes. First panties, adding things as time went on. This grew to her letting me dress at times, being more controlling not dominant wasn't her style. Even pegging me something she didn't like. But would make me wear plugs and take me shopping. Something we both enjoyed.
Eventually she had an affair, mostly because I didn't give her what she needed. She confessed as soon as it happened. I begged her to Cuckold me. Which she happily did for a while. Eventually whatever we had left collapsed. But not after she convinced me I wanted a man. You can only eat so many cream pies before they know you need it from the source. She introduced me to a dominant gay man. Where I lost what ever was left of pretending.
For the kids sake I don't flaunt my submissive sexual behavior. Although they are now adults and do know I have some odd fetishes. I see no need for them to feel they have to defend me or prehaps be embarrassed by me. So I don't hide I just am very discreet.
I am not homosexual or straight. I am submissive. Having relations with both men and woman. Although I do tend to lean towards men. This is because most men are comfortable being the alpha. ( and I love cum)
So I have done alot of what is in my stories, just not so much how the story is told.
So when people ask for advise. How did you tell your wife? What should I do? All I can say is I don't know. Be truthful to yourself, DONT throw all your kinky fetishes at your spouse at the same time! You know them best. But talk about it go slow let them adjust. You been imaging things for years. Let them catch up. And yes they might say you are crazy.
I don't know who said it best but I've the quote
"We are all odd, that isn't the problem. It's finding another odd person you can comune with"
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why do you think the klowns have teeth? they dont use them to eat (from what we see) and they dont use them to fight. so what are they used for?
Cracks my knuckles bc their teeth are one of my favorite details🫶🫶
They actually do eat human food sometimes (according to chubbys bio on the official games website, he likes burgers and chocolate cream pies), but I think since their nutrition depends solely on liquified humans (human food is a treat I guess???) they probably mostly use their teeth as an intimidation tactic
Fatso and jumbo both bare their teeth/snarl when they're mad (awooga) and I know jojo does it a LOT when he's onscreen so it's probably done to scare prey/lower rank klowns
They're very vital to use as babies because it's the only way to defend themselves (they don't even have limbs yet theyre in the slug stage💔💔💔)
#look at me talking about them like theyre wild animals (they are)#kkfos#killer klowns from outer space#long post
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