#southpark blog

[jewbeloved]

What it feels like to live with them in one big house 😭 ❤️💖😖

Featuring: Team Stan and CATG

Warning: Absolute chaos (It's ficking south park)

Gender: Neutral

💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡

💙❤️ Craig and Those guys 💜💛

Oh my goodness, you'd be praying to god at this point If you expect there will be any peace in this house.

Your parents decided it would be a fun idea to have you all live in a big house together temporarily.

You will often wake up to Kyle and Cartman arguing and Cartman trying to get you on his side when Kyle is trying to prove him wrong about something.

Flour and batter everywhere when you walk into the kitchen and see Craig and Tweek making cupcakes, but Tweek freaking out that there isn't going to be enough for everyone and Craig constantly trying to calm him down.

If you want any peace, you might as well hope to go to Stan, Tolkien, Kenny, or Clyde..and maybe Jimmy if you're in the mood of hearing his jokes.

Stan would probably vent about his dad's shenanigans or him and Wendy's relationship and if you aren't in the mood of hearing allat go to somebody else then.

It's not very surprising that you and Tolkien have a great time spending time with each other because you both do your own things or play games.

Not everyday is absolute chaos though. sometimes you and everyone else actually get to have fun with each other with nobody arguing, fighting, etc. But there's no guarantee that peace will last long because Cartman is sure to start something like he always does.

Just give him that one death glare that Wendy gave to him when she fought him on the playground and Cartman will shut up.

When the days of living with them in one big house are over, you can't help but think what it would be like to have the parents living in one big house together but they aren't allowed to leave for 3 weeks.

This can be seen in romantic or platonic.

[naskaolgia]

Ahem..

STANLEY MARSH, YOU ARE A FAG🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗❗❗🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

obviously not

[gloomingstar]

[choysblog]

It's been a while..

[askcraigtucker]

How cute is Tweek?

"Yes."

[clydeaxie]

“ Haha, VERY funny. ”

(yes.)

But I'm just big boned!

[previously-justindi]

South Park. don’t expect much of this.

REBLOGS AND REPOSTS APPRECIATED !!

[fennecfiree]

@garrisonluvsballs

Mr garrison ask blog go ask stuff to the homo

[bloddyp0pp]

Meanwhile on Craig Tucker's snapchat:

(El esta feliz con sus flores LOL)

Extra:

Craig: do you like it?

Tweek: *happy Noises*

/

Tweek: Yes, I even made you flowers with paper

Craig: oh.

/

Craig: That's why you have bandages on your hands?

Tweek: ¡!

/

Tweek: No...

Song: She knew that she knew that someday this would happen that he would come looking for her with her yellow flowers.

//I promise this Listen better in Spanish

[twolkienchan]

Hi i go by kupo (online name)!! I am a female that uses he/she/they, mainly because it’s just the internet and I really don’t care what pronouns you call me. I just mostly prefer she/they though, especially IRL. I am half Taiwanese and bulgarian! I’m new to tumblr and also (kind of) new to art. I’ve been in the south park fandom since 2022 and south park has been a hyperfixation of mine since 2021. My moms friend also told me once I watched with her since like 2015-2017 ever since i was 4 soo dont call me a new fan it’s annoying,, I just turned 13 in august soo don’t be weird. I will mostly be posting art! I also like to yap a lot to people I know, and I love writing a lot! (A dystopian south park AU i made for school had over 2000 words😭)

my interests (i have barely any cs i mainly like south park..)

- Horrid Henry

- The Loud House

- South Park (my #1)

- Sailor Moon (im being held hostage by my mom to put this btw)

- Just add magic (underrated show)

- Max Design Pro

- Harry Potter

- Pokemon

- Warrior cats (book)

- Middle School: Worst years of my life (book)

anddd that’s it

OCS: i dont have any at all except for the ones on my artfight and i will never actually make any willingly

DNI: homophobics, proshippers that’s it. My page will always be a safe space.

Things I ship in SP: Stendy(My #1 fav and comfort ship), Tolkole, Yentlman, Creek, Revin, Candy/Wendman and that’s it. Ive never really cared about ships. i just like to engage casually, i like the comedy, and i find shipping overwhelming since the fandom always makes a big deal abt it. (Kyndy, K2, and Stanman lowk growing on me..) but you’ll be seeing ship art since i feel it’s the best way to grow my account since it’s what people like best.

Ships I HATE: FANON Style, Kyman (in general but i still be posting about it anyway), Tyde (theres not anything remotely wrong with tyde, it’s just a jumpscare whenever I search up tolkole)

I don’t care if you’re 18+, just don’t be weird. And it makes sense because south park is mainly attracted for adults soo i can’t just tell you not to interact.

Hope you like my art!! You’ll be seeing some stendy here and there or just a lot of kyle even though tolkiens my favorite..

[ashlenghost]

if Craig is an outdoor cat does he bring Tweek lil gifts from his adventures outside ?? :)

Creek cats + cat art dump!! (Sorry if I haven’t been posting much 😭)

[jewbeloved]

How would the guys confess to you on Valentine's Day 💌

Note: This is 3 days late I know, I was on a writers block and I was having a fever and I kept throwing up in the progress while my stomach hurted and I missed a day to go to school on Wednesday to do my test because of that. And now I got a massive headache, everything is just spinning at once I can't take it anymore. 😭

Warnings: Absolutely none.

Characters used: The main boys.

Gender: Neutral

💙 Stan Marsh 💠

Man wants to confess to you on Valentine's Day, he literally be eyeing his calendar and keeping track of the days leading up to Valentine's Day.

But when the day actually comes?

Oh sh!t, he's already in a panic. He doesn't know what to give to you or how to even approach you in general to confess.

He went to Kyle for advice and even practicing his confession for you with him. He knows Valentine's Day can be a really special day for your friends and s/os.

He doesn't want to mess up or make things awkward by vomiting all over you like how he did when he was with Wendy :(

He probably might go with basic presents such as: chocolate, teddy bear, etc.

He will confess to you behind the school just in case his confession goes up in flames and he doesn't want other people to see.

"Uhm, Hi..(Name)...I know it's Valentine's Day and all....and I was just wondering if you wanted to be my valentine...". 💙💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski ☘️

Jews aren't supposed to have valentines-

Just kidding.

But seriously though every time this boy has a love interest it always ends up in a complete dumpster fire for him. (Not Cartman being the man cause for it anyways).

You and him have been good friends for a good couple of months and Valentine's Day has finally arrived.

This is his moment to shine and he won't let anyone ruin it for him, not even the fatass-.

He already got a big 4ft sized teddy bear with a heart box that has your favorite candy or sweet inside it. He also got you both matching outfits to wear if you accept his confession.

He probably might want to confess to you in the park near a big tree. (Yeah, classic romance confessions)

Please accept this boy's confession, it will literally make him the happiest jew in south park.

"Hi (Name)! I hope nobody else has confessed to you...or maybe they have. But I just wanted to ask you if you could be my valentine for this holiday".

❤️ Eric Cartman 🔥

Cartman is mysteriously preping for something and not being an ass as his usual routine?

I wonder what's on his mind.........probably you.

He obviously doesn't know what to get you for Valentine's Day and he probably doesn't care so he will just get whatever he feels you might like. He forced his mom to buy the presents though! :3

He probably wants to confess to you because you're the only person besides his mom who puts with his psychotic behavior and rude nature.

And probably because you don't make fun of him for being fat😭

The confession will be in his room because he doesn't want the guys ripping on him for having a soft spot for you.

He will confess in the mostly lazily and cheesy way in the first half before actually being honest with his confession.

"So it's Valentine's Day huh? This makes me feel like I am gay if I was doing this for the guys, but since it's just only you (Name), I don't mind it. As anyone would tell their s/o, will you be my valentine?".

🧡 Kenny Mccormick 🧸

He's poor asf how do you think he can afford even a gift for you?

He feels so sad at the times you give him something and he can't gift you anything in return due to him being the poorest kid in south park.

So instead of buying something, he tries to make a homemade gift for you with whatever he can find (He cleans the material he's using if he finds something useful out of the trash).

Definitely sneaked around alleyways and stole some spare changes from homeless guys so he can use it to at least get you a candy or snack he can afford.

Same as Kyle, he will confess to you in the park while bringing the homemade gifts and snacks he got you.

He wanted this confession to be special like the holiday itself so he took a bath in the river (without soap) and fixed up in his hair a little, not a lot though.

He decided to wear his Princess Kenny outfit afterwards.

"Mmmmm...mmmphmmmmhmmphmmmmmmmmhmmp!" (Im sorry Name...I know this isn't much since I'm poor and I can't gift the same amount you do for me and my family, but it's the least I could to repay my gratitude! Will you be my valentine?).

A new banner for my new south park Masterlist that I will be making soon.

[naskaolgia]

What if you doodled Clyde eatring a burrito?

Chew Chew

[gloomingstar]

Day 39...👼🌟

[watcherscollective]

WELCOME TO MY SILLY LIL BLOGGG

NAMES eli, absys, sav, savz, mumbo, jasper, 779

PRONOUNS he/him pls, no they/them please it makes me uncomfy

FANDOMS hermitcraft, tsp, eddsworld, metalocalypse, pjsekai, esmp, scott pilgrim, analog horror, south park, homestuck, cricket crew, & more

DNI radqueers, proshippers, dteam stans, chronically online assholes, wilbur defenders, transmed/truscum, under 13, poppytwt, over 25, conservatives, LOSERS!!!...

BYF.. i reclaim slurs a lot, hermitshipper, i block freely & often, may not respond quickly, i infodump a lot

i am a minor with osdd-1b, autism, and a queer transmasc. keep in mind when interacting :)

[askcraigtucker]

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓒𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓰𝓸𝓽𝓱𝔂, 𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾 𝓪 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵?

"Dearest Anonymous, yes, I art a homosexual who paricipates in a romantic relationship with one Tweek Tweak. That question was rather fucking r******d, as a matter of fact. Please feel free to go fuck thyself. -Craig"