#i don't want to download the app ugh

[quinnigallagherjones]

oh my fucking god guys deco my tree won't even let you read the messages without the app what the FUCK

[moldy-flowers]

Chat I found my old Naruto fan fiction ideas

I actually did write the first one a few years after I wrote this but uhmm I started when my writing was still really bad and got super demodivated so it's been on hiatus for a 'few' months whoops...?

We dont talk about 0 for an 8, it was a fic i did write a bit for but never posted anything, Sakura had like selective mutism and never showed her face or anything about her and Sasuke had a 'dark past' or whatever and it was a little bit of a text fic but I saw a tiktok that said "The text fics are so out of character" and that demotivated me so bad i never looked back at it again.

Okay but actually I remember being really passinate about How to pick up an emo. Like there was such detail put into all the characters, it was gonna be like Sakura at first just wants Sasuke to Like her and starts training really hard but soon finds out she loves the feeling of the progress she makes and when she sees a friend she injured testing out a new jutsu she decides she wants to heal, all the while Sasuke slowly becomes more intrigued bc like,,, wtf just happened she did a 180 REAL fast, like it went from never seeing her training ever to seeing her in the training grounds when he leaves at night and when he comes back in the morning. There's like a little friendship going on before almost immediately after he realises she's getting strong at a concerning speed and starts to see her as a rival, and they train until theyre bleeding and pass out. It is NOT healthy they both get hospitalised and shi... and in the end theyre not on the same team so suckss :/ I'm pretty sure a bunch of chapters are actually written and planned out but they're all on my old wattpad account and I'm not in the right emotional state to look at that today.

serious and straight faced goddess loses composure really really fast at this idiot child, i mean she has to grant the wish but it feels like such a waste... due to pity she stays for a while and grows fond of this silly girl who wants to help everybody she can despite the fact that she's only a tiny human c:

And ugh I was looking through Ao3 for team 7 found family fics and there was NONE!!!!!! That is fucking shameful!!!! This fandom disappoints me as always... I mean its not like i had the slightest inkling of what I was going to write but STILL!!

And the last one I did actually post a chapter of that but post motivation suuper fast so there's just,,, that one chapter up. Idk why I even posted it I had no plans??? I think Tsunade was supposed to Adopt Sasuke or something???

[melodyofthevoid]

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Red Hot Ghouls 14 part 2/2

Masterpost 

Danny had kind of ignored the most important part of that initial message. Crud. Of course the poor bastard wanted to know about the progress on their spiritual separation. Danny cringed. He typed fast to send a new message before Jason could ask again.

It did not come out easily. He wrote and deleted two drafts before he groaned aloud. “I am not prepared to tell him that the options so far are either to marry and divorce me or to get his ass banished from the ghost dimension.” Danny spent a moment pitying himself. “I just have to say the truth.”

Cringe. Cringe so hard. 

I have two possible solutions but they both suck really hard. :/ Suck so hard you’d be shook. The suckage would change your life.

Jason sent back ellipses. It belatedly occurred to Danny that it might have looked like he was making a blowjob joke. He put the phone back on his chest and stared at the ceiling for a while, wondering why he was this way.

“Jason didn’t see that,” Danny told himself. “Jason is a professional. A professional something. I don't know what.” 

He wanted to believe it so badly that he just decided not to be mortified. Danny lifted the burner phone back up and painstakingly assembled a shrug emoji from symbols. 

Honestly they’re such bad options that I don’t even wanna tell you. Can we change the subject? : (

Jason sent back a series of laughing and crying emojis and then, Fine. Let’s talk about all the other stuff we have in common.

Danny pursed his lips. “...Do we have anything in common?” It wasn’t like he knew much about the guy, but he presumed Jason kept himself busy with some boring adult job, building muscle, and biking around looking hot. Danny crossed his legs at the knee and tried not to think of what a twig he looked like in comparison to Jason. He didn’t feel bad about it, honestly. Danny was too busy to make fitness a part of his personality and he had nothing to prove.

I’m illiterate, he settled on as a response. They definitely did not have a love of literature in common. What else did people do? I uh…. Watched a movie two years back.

Any good?

T’was shit, Danny admitted. Hm. He frowned. “I’m not sure where to take this conversation,” he said aloud.

I’m so hungry. Just got off work and I’m trying to decide what to do.

“Oh, I can do something with that.” Danny felt better. Yeah me too, I would kill for an enchilada. He tried to send a ghost emoji and groaned when he remembered that this was a shitty burner phone with no keyboard downloaded and apparently no access to the app store. Jason had already responded by the time that he gave up.

Ghosts eat Mexican food?

They would if they have human zone money, Danny sent back morosely. Oh no, it wasn’t fun anymore. Ya boy can’t pay in the tears of the damned anywhere on this plane of existence smh. His stomach growled with obnoxious timing. He groaned. The last thing he’d eaten had been that sandwich with Jazz. He could cook… He really should cook. 

Ugh. Effort. 

Danny tried to motivate himself up to the kitchen. “It’s four steps,” he said aloud, trying to be encouraging. “I can make it.”

Ah. No. That was actually kind of depressing. He lived in a shoebox with a monthly grocery budget that was just pitiful.

Haha ur broke, Jason sent, because he was a massive bitch. Danny felt a lot better about flipping him off. But then Jason followed it up with an obviously insincere, I’d get you enchiladas if you were in Gotham. Sucks to suck.

Danny sensed weakness to exploit.

“You’re going to regret that,” Danny grimly promised, and hit the call button.

Jason picked up on the second ring, sounding confused and electronic. “Hey?”

“I can be in Gotham for enchiladas,” Danny threatened. His stomach growled again. “You feeling brave? Huh? Huh?” He punched a finger at the air in accusation. “I’m not scared of you or your dank gargoyles, leatherboy.”

There was a weird mechanical sound. Maybe a snort? A laugh? “I’ll send you a GPS point, if you’re there in ten I’ll buy you all you can eat.”

Danny went still like the predator he was. “Bring your life savings.” He hit the end call button and launched himself off the couch to go stuff his feet into his shoes. He let his apartment door slam shut behind him carelessly. He’d made it to the ground level before the pin point landed.

“Fuck, it’s even in my neighborhood.” Danny laughed, flush with petty victory. He looked left, right, and went invisible before he went ghost. There was no one around at this late hour to see him drop off the visible spectrum.

[vertigoed]

tinder 2.0 || fuckboy! Gojo satoru

part 1 | PART 3

MASTERLIST

synopsis : in which you match with satoru gojo, tokyos most seeked after playboy

word count: 6,907

summary: fem!reader, drug usage, toxic satoru, **smut at the end **

much to your dismay, satoru didn't respond to your last message, in fact, it had been a couple days since your conversation with him.

you wondered if that means he's given up. you kept telling yourself not to waste your time thinking about it and even went to the length of deleting the app so you would stop checking it every hour.

just like how you had over 100 matches, he probably had thousands and you were nothing but a number to him. after all, tinder was mainly filled with horny people wanting an easy fuck and a quick ego boost and satoru gojo seemed to fit those criteria perfectly.

"so you find any hot guys yet?"

you get pulled out of your thoughts by nobara, who was flicking through a magazine with her feet propped up in your lap.

"no," you scoffed, then you trail off as gojo crossed your mind, "well, there is this one guy..."

"who? are you going to show me the chat? hello?" nobara dramatically waved her hands in front of her face, already impatient for the details.

"don't judge me alright?" you giggled softly, "he's the biggest dickhead and it's disgusting how he talks to women but-"

"less talking, more showing," she snapped her fingers and laid her palm out for you to hand your phone over.

"wait, i need to redownload it," you muttered, hastily opening up the app store.

"why did you delete it?"

"because..." you said as you watch the app download onto your phone, "i was checking the app so often, it was unhealthy."

you passed your phone with his profile opened up and instantly she let out an ear piercing squeal.

"damn," she brings her phone up to her eyes so she could admire every detail of his photos, "how can somebody be this hot? are you sure he's not a catfish?"

"i don't think so, he wanted to facetime me," you said, "but read our chat from the start and you'll probably judge me for liking him."

she clicks on the conversation between you two and you notice that he finally replied. your breath hitched and you leaned over to see what he said.

gojo: lets just skip the facetime

gojo: let me take you out tonight , i'll send you my drivers license is that good enough for you princess?

you open up the image he sent and internally screamed at how perfect he looked in his license photo. you felt your stomach twist and turn at the thought of meeting up with him as you tried to envision what he would even be like in real life.

"you need to fuck him," she looks up from your phone with a serious expression, "if any other men spoke to me like that, it's a hell no. but he's an exception, i don't blame you. plus, it's tinder, who cares if he skipped the small talk."

"i'm so glad you understand me," you felt a sense of relief to hear nobara say those words. you leaned back into the sofa, clutching a pillow tightly to your chest.

you don't notice nobara typing on your phone with a mischievous grin and your heart drops when you get your phone back and you see what she had sent.

you: that's good enough for me daddy x pick me up at 8

"nobara!" you shriek, your face heated up and you throw your phone at the ground in horror, "he's going to think i'm a freak! it doesn't even make sense to call him daddy in that context-"

nobara bursted into laughter as she watched you panic, "y/n, he literally asked you for sex, he's going to like it in any context. he's probably jacking off right this second."

"yeah but-ugh, you're so fucking annoying!" your voice was still raised and you let out an exasperated sigh, knowing it was too late to do anything, "i just don't want him to think he's going to get laid, if he turns out to be a horrible person, i'm going to go home-"

"relax and just shut up and get ready," nobara interrupts you, ignoring your glare and pulled you up from the couch.

your friend ignores your protests and forced you to shower so she can help you get ready. you were hoping you'd have time to roll a joint to help you ease the nerves, but nobara took up all the time you had- treating you like her human sized barbie doll.

after several outfit changes and having to experiment with three different makeup styles, you finally met nobara's approval for your 'date'.

"fuck i'm scared," you turned to your friend from the mirror, looking for reassurance. you were wearing a backless long-sleeved top paired with a black midi skirt and a pair of kitten heels. nothing too flashy but not too conservative either.

"geez, you're acting like it's your first time! you look hot as fuck he's probably going to jizz in his pants at the sight of you," nobara waved her hands and rolled her eyes, grabbing your phone to see what he said.

gojo: 5 away.

you gulped nervously and watched the clock by the minute until you heard a car pull in. nobara jumped up, smiling from ear to ear, looking just as excited as you. she started to aggressively pull you to the door to hurry you up, slapping your ass on your way out.

"okay love you bye," you beamed at her.

"call me if anything happens! tell him i got his license and everything!" she calls out after you and you nod.

your eyes fall on the sleek black mercedes parked in front, the exterior was so shiny it seemed like it was just driven out of the show room. your heart begins to race in anticipation and anxiousness as you walk towards the car.

you take a deep breath and open the door, carefully sliding in and the smell of weed and air freshener instantly hits your nose. you're stunned at the sight of him, he was even better looking in real life. his gaze lingered on you, taking in every detail of your appearance with a small smirk on his lips.

"hey," he breaks the small silence, his ocean blue eyes glistening with amusement. his voice brings you back to reality and you feel self conscious, unsure of what he found funny.

"hi," you greet him back. you hated that you were feeling so timid.

his eyes felt like they were burning into your skin as he shamelessly checked you out like you were a piece of meat. your heart stops when he leans in, and your reflexes pull you back in surprise.

his face was now close to yours and he lets out a small laugh before leaning in further to reach for your seat belt and buckled you in.

"i can do that myself," you muttered, tucking in your hair behind your ear, feeling a little embarrassed at your reaction.

"but you called me daddy," he cocks his head to you, feigning a look of confusion, "so i'm just making sure my baby's buckled in safely-"

"shut up!" you cut him off as your face heats up, giving him a small punch on the shoulder.

"getting physical already," he whistled as he began driving, he turns to you with that same smirk that irked you, "i like it. should we just skip the dinner and go back to mine?"

"no," you said firmly in a blunt tone as you tried to pretend you weren't flustered, "by the way, that wasn't me. that was my friend who went on my phone."

"you look hot tonight by the way," he ignored your last comment and casually places a hand on your knee, causing your breath to hitch, "all dolled up for me, i'm so lucky aren't i?"

his palm against your burning skin sent goosebumps up your spine, you look down and couldn't help but admire how big and slender his fingers were. you don't brush his hand off and look out the window. even though he was acting like a jerk within the first few minutes, you secretly enjoyed his relentless flirting.

"i always go around like this," you lied.

"okay, love."

so fucking arrogant, you think disgruntledly.

soon enough, you arrive at the steakhouse you chose last minute. you get out first, smoothing down your skirt as you waited for him. he got out of his car with sunglasses on- which you thought was very strange- and slowly walks over to you.

he places his large hand on your hips and pulls you to start walking. "come on princess, let's go," he said with his eyes straight ahead.

he did this so casually like this was normal for him to be so touchy with someone he just met. you, on the other hand, weren't used to this at all. for 20 years of your life, you've only been with three guys and you made them all wait months to even be able to kiss you.

"why are you wearing sunglasses at night time?"

"because i don't want too much attention," he smiled at you and you scoff but say nothing.

"can i order for us?" he asked once you get sat down at your table, putting down the menu, with his blue eyes peeking up at you from the black-rimmed glasses.

"yeah i guess," you shrugged, "just don't order me something shit."

"that depends on how you'd define shit," he smiled, " two steaks okay?"

"make it rare," you nodded and thank the waiter for pouring the water.

"you like your meat raw huh?" his face was straight but burst into a grin as he watched your reaction slowly change from flustered to offended as your mind registered the joke.

you learn that he was seriously a teacher at some high school, and you let him know you feel bad for his students for having such a perverted teacher, to which he laughed in response.

"of course, i don't say anything inappropriate to the girls," he said, taking a sip of his wine.

"right," you scoffed and let him pour you another glass.

"so why are you on tinder? just for a fuck or hoping to lock down a poor fella?"

"to be honest," you stop to swallow your food and wipe your mouth with the back of your hand before continuing, "i'm just on it because i'm single and bored and the attention is fun."

"fair," he nodded in agreement, "i'm on it just for an easy root."

i didn't ask you jerk. "that's something so obvious that you don't even need to say it out loud," you narrowed your eyes and take another sip of your wine to wash down the food, "especially on a date."

you feel his foot gently touch your ankle, which you ignored and kept eating. you look up from your plate to see him still staring at you and you rolled your eyes.

"can you focus on eating?" you snapped, feeling self conscious with the fact that he was practically watching you eat while his food was going cold.

"it's a shit steak," he chuckled and pushed you his plate, "you want mine too?"

"yeah but don't expect me to pay," you shrugged, taking his steak with your fork and knife.

"wow, you caught me," he places both hands up.

thanks to the three glasses of wine, you warmed up to him fairly quickly by the end of dinner. aside from his frequent sexual innuendos and remarks, he was a nice guy and knew how to actually pay interest in what you had to say.

"i am stuffed," satoru stretched out his arms the moment you exited the restaurant, turning to you with a grin, "you know what else i'm stuffing tonight?"

"you didn't even eat, you just said that so you can make that lame joke," you laughed. it was pretty obvious you were drunk and started to find him humorous.

he smiled and put his arm around your shoulder, pulling you into his chest. it felt a lot more natural for you to be in his arms now, almost like you've done it a million times in the past. he smelt like a mixture of fresh laundry and cologne, a scent that smelt strangely nostalgic. you lean your head against him, closing your eyes as your vision was slightly blurry.

"don't be falling asleep on me now," he slides his hand down and gives your lower waist a squeeze. you open your eyes and find his mouth hovering over your ear, "save that for after."

you look up at him and those dreamy blue orbs were staring into you through his thick lashes with his lips curled into a small smirk. maybe it was because you were intoxicated, but you swore you could see them sparkling as if they were studded with stars.

he opens the car door for you and helps you get in, buckling you in like he did before.

"you're so confusing, one second you act like a jerk then you're a gentlemen the next," your words were slurred and you poke a finger at his hard bicep, "stick to one personality."

"i treat my woman good, what's wrong with that?" he shrugged, starting up the car. he paused and turned to you with a straight face, "now's your chance to decide if you're sober enough to come back to mine or get dropped off home."

"yours," you answer and his face breaks out into a smug grin.

he begins driving and it wasn't long until his hand found it's way to your leg. his touch felt cold against your hot skin that was burning from the alcohol. you bite the inside of your cheek and press your head against the cool window. your stomach began churning and not in a good way- and that's when you realised you drank a bit too much.

you didn't want to look at him, worried you'll say something stupid as you didn't trust your current state of mind.

satoru started stroking your thigh, you gulp as it slowly inches further up. it wasn't like you didn't want it but right now, you were more focused on keeping your dinner down.

you shift in your seat and stop his hand with yours, still keeping your attention away from him. he looks at you with slight confusion but retrieves his arm, placing it back on the wheel.

"are you feeling okay?" he asked.

"i might've had too many glasses," you shook your head, closing your eyes to ease your pounding head. the smoothness of the car ride was starting to make you feel more nauseous by the minute, "it's this car that's making me sick."

"sorry about it princess," he chortled, slowing the speed down and opened the windows "let me know if you'd like this shitbox to pull over if you need to let it out."

"don't talk about vomiting," you groan as a more intense wave of nausea washes over you at the mention of it

"you can't handle your alcohol can you?"

you don't answer and keep your head out the window, wishing this would pass. your worst nightmare would be to vomit in front of him.

"i'm not usually like this, it must've been something i had," you said.

your hands are gripped onto the car door as you ride the nerves and the car finally pulls into a gated driveway that leads up to skyrise apartments.

he drove into an underground basement and you start to feel a tad better as the car park to a halt. "you good?" he checked in on you again once he's finished parking and you give a small nod.

you follow him out of the car and into the elevator. your balance was distorted and you slightly stumbled as you walked, which satoru took notice of and sighed.

"maybe i should've taken you home," he said, holding you by your shoulders to help you balance on your feet.

you keep quiet and focus your eyes on the marbled floor, grimacing at the sensation of your ears popping as you waited to reach the 40th level.

"i'm not even drunk," you lied straight through your teeth, blinking profusely at him, believing somehow that will convince him of your sobriety.

he chuckled at your statement and grabs your face with one hand, squeezing your cheeks together until your lips were pouting like a pufferfish. he stares down into your eyes with a playful glint, "your face and eyes are red like a tomato, you can't walk properly and you're twitching like you're having a seizure. i think you are drunk."

your jaw dropped at his apartment which happened to be a penthouse overlooking the entire north of tokyo. you had never been in an apartment with such tall ceilings and wide living space and found yourself starstruck at the view of the skyline.

satoru lets out a dramatic sigh, watching you be amazed by his home and plops himself on his beige sofa with his brows knitted into a small frown, stroking his chin, "why would you even let yourself get this wasted?"

"it's my fault?" you look away from the view, voice starting to raise, the alcohol was not helping you control your emotions. you stomp over to him with narrowed eyes, "you are such a fucking jerk, you think i want to feel like vomiting? i told you it's something i had-"

"okay, calm down first of all, i'm sorry," he cuts your rant off and grabs your hands to pull your weight down to the sofa, making you clumsily fall next to him, "and secondly, you can't blame me for being frustrated. you're the one who decided to pretty up like this and now you're too drunk, it's a bit of a tease isn't it? it's not my fault i want to fuck the shit out of you."

even in your drunk state, you were gobsmacked at the way he said it so calmly and confidently. you tried to say something back, but then you feel your dinner churn violently in your stomach, almost threatening to come back up your throat. you start to gag and put your hands to your mouth, turning to satoru with panic.

satoru was visibly freaking out and points to a door down the hallway, "can you make it to the toilet?"

you shake your head and gesture your hand to signal him to fetch you something. he runs to the kitchen to grab a plastic bag and sprints back, but he was too late.

he stared down at cream woollen rug that was soaked in your vomit. the room felt silent, until you feel the second wave of nausea and begin spewing uncontrollably again.

"oh fuck, i'm sorry," you mumbled, groaning as you drop to the floor. you instantly felt better though.

"fuck me," he exhales deeply, pinching the corner of his nose and walked off.

he shortly returns with a towel and tosses it into your pool of vomit.

"just leave it, i'll get somebody to clean it tomorrow," he said, stopping you from cleaning it up and you feel a second towel drop to your head as well as a shirt, "you can use this to shower and change, you got shit all over yourself now."

he noticed you didn't move and pulled you up by your arms, "come on. don't be embarrassed just because you vomit all over my rug that i bought a couple weeks ago."

"i'm sorry," you apologised again, shrugging his arms off, "i'll shower and leave."

he didn't answer and let you walk yourself to the bathroom. you make sure to take a quick shower, hurriedly washing out the vomit in your hair as you didn't want to spend another minute in his apartment. you knew you overstayed your welcome and he's probably never going to see you again.

you didn't have to be sober to take the hint that he was disappointed and annoyed he can't fuck you, you were just wasting his time by this point.

"don't leave," he says the moment you step out of the bathroom.

you pause in your tracks and stopped drying your hair, unsure what to say, and he clears his throat, continuing, "because taxi is going to be at least $300, which i don't want to pay for and i also can't be bothered dropping you off."

oh.

"okay, well, i can't afford that either... i'll just sleep on the couch if you don't mind and i'll catch the first train home," you awkwardly shuffle over. you notice his eyes lingering on your chest and you quickly cross your arm, realising you weren't wearing a bra underneath the white shirt he let you borrow.

"you take what i say too seriously," he said with a strange look in his eyes that contrasted his usual playful nature, "i'll show you the spare room."

you follow him up the stairs and he takes you to a room that was the size of your own apartment, "there's filtered water in the fridge and text me if you need anything," he said bluntly, before closing the door behind him.

you tried not to let his change of tone bother you and laid back on the soft, king sized bed.

"whatever," you muttered to yourself as you stretched your limbs and take out your phone to call nobara. you chew on your lip as you wait for her to answer.

"hello?"

"i vomitted in his house," you blurt out and then explain to her a slight hazy recount of the dinner and how you ended up ruining his expensive rug.

"well, i only got one thing to say," nobara spoke over the phone, "you fucked up bad, if i were him, i'd never want to see you again."

"i figured," you sighed, staring up at the ceiling, "i don't even want to stay the night, i just feel so embarrassed."

"wait, he's letting you stay the night?"

"i mean i offered to leave but he said he can't be bothered to drop me off or pay for my taxi and i can't afford it either.." you replied.

nobara starts laughing, "this guy drives a mercedes and live in a penthouse in tokyo, $300 means nothing to him. he clearly just wants you to say."

you frown at her ridiculous theory, "no you don't understand, he literally said he's annoyed that i got drunk and the way he talks to me now has totally changed-"

"you are so stupid y/n," nobara sighed, "listen, you're sober enough to hold up a conversation. go into his room and fuck him right now."

"what no! did you not listen? i vomitted on his rug, why would he want to slee-"

"don't you want to fuck him too?" nobara cuts you off again, "he's giving you space because he think's you're too drunk, not because he doesn't want to fuck. plus, what do you have to lose? you already humiliated yourself."

you don't say anything and stare at the ceiling in silence.

"live a little for once in your fucking life," nobara continued, knowing you were contemplating your options, "i'm off to bed, don't forget to use a condom."

and with that she hung up, leaving you in deep thoughts. i do want to fuck him, but what if he doesn't want to fuck me anymore?

you shake your head and pulled at your hair in frustration. you hated that you were always full of second guesses and doubts and just like nobara had said, you should loosen up for once.

"okay, i got this," you give your cheeks a light slap to wake yourself up from the drowsiness and inhaled deeply to calm your racing heart.

you were already stumbling down the corridor despite trying to be quiet walk on your tippy toes. you then realised you had no way of finding out which door was to his room and you didn't want him to think you're creeping around his home.

"the fuck am i doing," you sigh to yourself, realising how stupid it was to just knock at his door, and spin on your heels to retreat back to your room.

you jump when you realise satoru was standing at the stairs with a beer in one hand and a blunt in the other. he was changed into a loose t-shirt that hung over his broad frame and tight sweatpants.

"yeah what are you doing? shouldn't you be knocked out from all that vomitting?" he perked at eyebrow at you.

"i-i um was just u-uh seeing if you got," you began stuttering, trailing off as your mind turned blank.

"uh- i-uh?" he mimicked your stutter, making you shoot a fierce glare in his direction.

"i need makeup remover," you announced with your chin held up as you tried to play it off. even though you were in no position to be annoyed, his banter agitated you.

"i got a bar of soap?"

"forget about it," you say flatly, feeling deflated at how pathetic you were acting, "goodnight."

nobara was wrong. it was too late and he was clearly turned off by you. you didn't blame him though, projectile vomiting chunks of steak and chips onto his nice rug wasn't the most attractive sight.

"you want to sit out with me while i smoke this blunt?"

you turn around, "okay," your voice came out cheerful and you quickly adjust your face, not wanting to seem too excited at his invitation.

he led you to a balcony on the other side of the second floor. the scenery of the glistening city lights took the breath out of you, leaving you speechless.

"how the fuck can a teacher's salary afford this?" you leaned over the stone balcony and stared down at the small buildings and the cars that looked like ants.

"i'm a special teacher," he chuckled, taking a seat on his patio couch. he laid his beer down on the table and started to light the blunt, "there's water next to you, you should stay hydrated before you end up vomiting again."

"will you please stop bringing that up?" you rolled your eyes and take a seat next to him, "i swear you're doing it to annoy me."

he smoked his blunt, offering you a puff which you declined. "so what's the actual reason you came out of your room? were you tryna find me?"

"no," you lied, taking a sip of your water to avoid his gaze.

"you're an awful liar," he chuckled, taking a long draw out of his blunt, he takes a couple more draws and sips of his beer before continuing, "why are you sitting so far away from me?"

you look down at the small gap between you two and frown back at him, "i'm literally just sitting next to you."

"not close enough," he murmered and pulled you by the waist to close the distance.

his face was close to yours now and you could feel his eyes staring into you while you kept your head slightly turned. you felt nervous again and felt your hands go clammy.

"aw, you're shy," he said in a low voice, the ends of his lips curled up, "it's cute."

"i'm not being shy," you meekly defend yourself, looking up at him to meet his eyes as you try to ignore the monstrous butterflies eating away at your stomach, "you just... do things out of the blue."

"right," he said and leaned over to the ash tray to put out his half smoked blunt. he takes a sip of his beer again before returning back to his original position, "so do i need to make an announcement before i do this?" his voice low and husky.

"huh?" you barely managed to respond before he pressed his lips against yours. at first, you were too shocked to react, but then you felt yourself melting into him. the kiss was soft and gentle, his large hands cupping your face, but then it deepened, becoming more urgent, his tongue starting to explore yours and his hands move down to your waist, pulling you in closer if that was even possible.

the flavor of him lingered on your tongue - a heady combination of alcohol, mint, and weed. it was a taste that left you craving more, but just as suddenly as it had begun, he pulled away with a grin, leaving you breathless.

"you did it again," you put your hand to your slightly swollen lips and looked away from him, annoyed that he found this to be funny.

"it's hard to control myself around you," he gently grabs a tuft of your hair and pulled at it.

"why do you keep pulling at my hair like that?" you take your hair out of his fingers.

"just trying to show you what i would like to do to you."

just do it, just go for it the voice in your head was getting louder by the second and without thinking, you grabbed him by the neck and pulled him into a kiss.

this time, he wasted no second to explore your mouth. his hands on your get body gets rougher as they explored your body and the kiss gets more aggressive. a small moan escapes your lips when he begins to suck on your neck, causing him to halt and look up at you through his heavy lids.

"you like that huh?" he gives you a crooked smile and shoved his tongue into your mouth, his hand now squeezing your ass with your skirt pulled up. he was kneading it so roughly you were certain your they were going to be bruised the next morning.

you let him pepper kisses down your body, getting up to help him take your shirt off. he stared down at you, taking in the sight of your naked breasts before attaching his lips around your nipple. you let out a yelp as he began sucking on it like he's been starved for days and your hips grind down onto the bulge sticking out of his sweatpants.

he lets out a small growl and tugs at your nipple with his teeth, looking up at you with dark eyes. your hand snakes down his stomach and you grab his cock, stroking it through his pants while peering down at him with your hair and tits shoved into his face. you notice a stain on his pants and smile down at him.

"you know what you're doing," he grunts as your grip around the bulge gets tighter and your strokes get quicker. he shoves you off, causing you to fall back onto the couch, heavily panting as you watch him take his shirt off.

your hands instantly go to his chiselled chest and abs as he leans over you, hands dangerously close to your soaking pussy. you whimper a little as his palms rubbed your inner thighs, hating every second of his teasing.

he smiled against your lips as his fingers slip past your panties. he pulled away and stared down into your eyes as you feel him slowly rub your clit. he loved watching you slowly lose control of your body.

you moan loudly and you push your hip up, wanting more of his touch. "stop teasing me," you whined, feeling yourself get wetter as he softly pressed down onto your sensitive nub. you didn't care if you were stroking his ego, you just wanted to feel something inside of you.

"what's the rush? we got the entire night," he said in a low tone, sporting his signature smirk then roughly pushed your knees wide open.

you gasp at the sensation of the cool air hitting your bare pussy. he doesn't hesitate to shove his face between your thighs, taking a slow and hard swipe between your slits. you feel every inch of his tongue licking up your folds, collecting your juices and sucking profusely on your clit, causing you to whine and moan. the feeling of his tongue dipping in and out of you felt so good, you found yourself grinding down onto him.

"you taste so sweet," he looks up at you, his lips glistening with your juice.

he comes back up and roughly pushes his lips against yours, making you taste yourself. without a warning, he slams his long fingers into you and it wasn't long before you're chanting and screaming his name as he pounds you with his slender fingers.

you've never been touched like this before. treated so aggressively yet be worshipped as if you were a goddess. you feel your wetness drip down your thighs as you clench down onto his fingers, wanting to feel more.

"you're going to cum for me sweetheart?" he whispered in your ear as he feels your muscles spasm and tighten with every curl.

his fingers were so quick yet every stroke was hitting your g spot so perfectly. your hips were pushed up to him as he finger fucks you. watching you while he stroked his own cock through his boxers. the night air was filled with the squelching noises of your dripping pussy getting fucked and your moans, while he muttered dirty things to you.

"i'm going to cum!" you cried and this only made his fingers work quicker.

he attaches his warm mouth onto your pussy again. you gasp in shock at the overwhelming sensation of having his lips suck your clit while his fingers worked in and out of your tight muscles. you find yourself losing control of everything, moaning his name as the euphoria washes over you and you feel your cum oozes out, all the muscles in your body relaxing instantly.

he wouldn't stop sucking your pussy until he tasted every drip of your cum, ignoring your pleas for him to stop as you couldn't take it anymore.

"we're not done," he snarled,taking his fingers that was coated with slick and shoved it past your lips. you suck on it, staring up at him, making him quietly growl and pulled out his cock, stroking himself at the scene of you sucking your own cum off his fingers.

your eyes widen at the sight of his twitching cock. it was the biggest you've ever seen, long and dripping with precum, the tip an angry shade of red and begging to be sucked. he read your mind and brings it closer to your face, letting the tip spread its pre-cum all over your lips.

you open up your mouth and he slides it in, he lets out a long and deep moan as you close your lips around him. it was only halfway in and you were already choking, tears poking at the corner of your eyes as you try to fit him in.

"you're going to swallow my entire cock for me?" he grunts, shoving it further until you had tears pouring down your cheeks, "you're going to be a good girl and make me fuck this pretty mouth of yours yeah/"

you moan at his words, your fingers finding its way down to your clit that was already wanting to be touched again. you shake your head, unable to breathe, as he tries to fit his girth down your throat. he noticed you touching yourself, "you're a greedy little slut aren't you?" he said.

satoru pulls out of your mouth, saliva dripping down your lips as he did so. he gives you a brief second to breathe before he thrusts hard into you again, causing you to gag around him. he lets out a small whimper at the feeling of your throat closing in on him.

he grabs your hair and pulls it into a ponytail as he fucks your mouth. "fuck, you're so fucking good at this," he moaned, shoving you down until your nose was touching his abdomen.

he slides his dick out of your mouth and begins rubbing the saliva soaked tip against your clit. you moan and cry as he repeated the motions, making sure his cock was covered in your slick.

you were so wet at this point, he could slide in so easily but like a true asshole that he was, he continued to tease you until you were practically begging for it.

"i want to hear you ask for it," he smirked, watching himself play with your clit with the head of his cock, "your pussy looks so pretty and wet spread out for me like this."

"satoru, please," you bite your lip as you tremble beneath him. you had never been so desperate to have a cock inside of you, "just put it in, please."

"how bad do you want it?" his voice drops and he inches the tiniest bit into your flaps. this made your moans loudly and you try to push the tip in further but his large hand stops your hip, "don't fucking move. it goes in when i want it to, got it?"

you nod but you're greeted with a slap, "use that pretty mouth of yours to talk."

"y-yes."

"yes what?"

you look up at him through your lashes, your eyes trailed down at the sight of his giant cock pressed up against your opened pussy while he slid it up and down. "y-yes daddy, i understand," you closed your eyes, feeling shy as this was your first time calling someone daddy.

you scream when he slams his entire cock into you, not giving you any chance to adjust to his size. it hurt initially but you feel yourself loosen as he rams in and out of you like a deranged dog.

"oh fuck!" you cried out loud as he continued to fuck you at lightning speed, "fuck, that feels so fucking good daddy."

"yeah?" he snarled, slapping your cheek again, "look at you acting like a little slut right after you've been playing hard to get. i told you that you'd want to fuck. you love this cock don't you?"

"yes, i love your cock daddy," you scream into your arms, trying to hold back the tears.

you felt so dirty to be fucked out on a balcony, knowing anyone could be watching from the neighbouring buildings. satoru pulled out all of a sudden, "turn around with your ass up."

you follow his command and get into position, squealing at the harsh slap against your cheek. he bends down before you and licks your throbbing pussy, giving your clit a few rubs before slipping his cock back in.

"you're stretched out nice and good for me," he muttered as he watches himself slip in and out of you. he groans as he you pulsate around him, stopping for a moment.

you clench yourself down with every stroke, wanting him to pound you harder. "satoru, fuck me," you mumbled, looking over your shoulder.

he slaps your ass again and you let out a small moan from the pain, "you don't call me that."

"daddy, can't you fuck me harder?" you correct yourself, giving him a small pout.

you see his orbs flash with lust and you feel his length slowly pull out then thrust itself back into you, his balls hitting you as he repeated the motion. each thrust was getting harder until your face was pushed into the couch, muffling your screams of pleasure.

"is this hard enough for you priness?" he groaned into your ear, his fingers rubbing figure eights onto your clit.

you nod, your brain was too fucked out for you to say anything. it wasn't long until you find yourself shaking all over his cock, your second round of cum spilling all over it.

he moans in pure bliss at the feeling of your warm cum washing over him and drip out of your hole. he continues to fuck you, slow and hard, enjoying the view of your pretty hole that was drenched in your mixture.

"i-it's too sensitive," you shake your head and drop to the couch as you weren't able to hold yourself up.

"aw i'm sorry baby," he shifts his weight onto you, his cock was pushed so deep inside of you, it was starting to hurt at the over sensitivity, "i'm just enjoying every moment of this, you're going to be a good girl and take it until i cum all over this pretty ass of yours."

you nod and he continues to thrust deep inside of you. his movements start to become uneven and slowed until he hastily pulled out and you feel the hot liquid shoot onto your cheeks.

"fuck," he whined breathlessly, shutting his eyes and throwing his head back.

he quickly grabbed a towel from a basket and wiped you down so you could sit up. both of you were breathless and sweating, unable to talk for a moment.

you feel awkward and hastily pick up the shirt from the ground, pulling it back on.

"i prefer it off," he grinned, still naked from head to toe, "you're sleeping in my bed tonight by the way."

you don't say anything and follow him back inside, letting him hold your hand as you walked.

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PART 3 OUT

thanks if u read it this far ! im not too happy about this part, kinda feels a bit too long so lmk ur thoughts !!! this is my first time writing smut so she's a little rough but she'll get there

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[xinyuehui]

Hello there! do you still have an older version of evolwallpaper? I was late to the party and I can't install it properly anymore T_T

Hi anon, unfortunately I no longer have the old .exe 😩 I checked weibo, other users in China are having problems with it as well, my conclusion to this is that it's a broken app full of bugs, probably got nothing to do with regions (ノへ￣、)

Babe because of your ask, I spent good 5 hours tonight trying to debug it, because I insist we all get the dynamic wallpapers!!!

Original guide // Deepspace PC guide

By the end of this tutorial, we should have a video like this applied to our computer wallpaper:

There's Nikki, MLQC, Deepspace and The Perceiver wallpapers.

New guide:

https://paperwall.papegames.com/

Same step as before, download this but don't install yet!

The following was actually hidden in their Q&A, you'll also need this for it to run, download the runtime version.

https://dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/download/dotnet-framework/net48

After you install the .NET Framework 4.8 go ahead and try to install the PAPERWALL .exe

→ If it works, great! We solved the problem!! 🎉 (You can skip to the section on the bottom on how to use the app)

→ If you get this error message, ugh congratulations, this is where I tried about 67 solutions for hours just so you don't have to

It's weird, because at this point, the thing have successfully installed on your local drive but it won't run.

Let's go back a step, if you open the .exe again, take note of where it's at on your computer. For me you can see that it's in the C drive, I presume it'll be the same for you.

Find the folder, open it

Open the app

→ If it works, great! We solved the problem!! 🎉 (You can skip to the section on the bottom on how to use the app)

→ If you get the same error message, read on:

If the images haven't loaded in the 1.0.1 version it will most likely going to crash when you try to do anything on it, so read on:

Let go back to the C drive

We are gonna move this somewhere else, if you have a hard drive, paste it to your hard drive, if you have another drive on your pc, you can move it to the other drive. BUT DO NOT MOVE IT TO YOUR DESKTOP!!!! Because we practice good computer hygiene 🙏

Once you've moved everything away, open it back up and try to install it again in your new file location

→ If it works, great! We solved the problem!! 🎉 (You can skip to the section on the bottom on how to use the app)

→ If you still get the same error message, I will send my portfolio to Paper Games to be a software developer in their office and write a new app

Once you get it running *fingers crossed* move the entire folder back to your C drive if you moved it to your hard drive, unless your hard drive is plugged in all the time.

If for whatever reason you get the "access to the path is denied" error message, try the right click and select the "Run as administrator" option.

For easy access:

Go onto your desktop, or wherever you want to access it from quickly and paste shortcut!! Remember it's the shortcut!!

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How to use the app

The UI has changed a little since the original one, but it's easy to navigate.

Change the language to English, it should reboot the app

From here it's self explanatory

For good computer hygiene you might want to double check where the wallpapers are stored and change directory if needed.

If you're like me and have 2 monitors, this is what it'll look like with the wallpapers applied and the game opened, looks like I need a 3rd monitor for Shen Xinghui ⭐

(Desktop icons should show up, I just don't have icons on the desktop)

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If you still have problems, check your PC specifications against the following that were recommended on the official site:

System: Windows10 or above

RAM: 1024MB or above

Processor: 1.66Hz Intel i5 or above

Graphics: HD Graphics 4000 or above

DirectX: 10

Secret third thing: you might be able to run it and have the lovely wallpapers but it suddenly goes glitchy or black screen... that's because of the faulty app, I've seen people mention it on weibo, it's not just you 😔

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Feel free to drop me an ask with images if you still run into problems, hope this helps, until next time~ (✿◠‿◠)

Check out this tag for already answered questions #/wallpaper woes

[messrsrarchives]

Hi

I think you’re cool

How are you doing?? I’m glad the private accounts going well!! Your discord also sounds fun!! I would subscribe to join it but unfortunately I am merely a baby 😔

You have great takes on everything!! Except snupin that’s a bit debatable but you’re slowly convincing me. Maybe. You should totally become one of those persuasive guys like a hypnotist or a really bad doctor that tells you nothing is wrong when there obviously is!!

I don’t know what I’m saying 😖😖 I just wanted to say hi and ask a couple questions

How do you keep online friends??? Im not saying this in a dick way but I forget to message them and then it just fizzles out 😔 I’m just so bad at messaging first without sounding awkward like “hi I think you’re cool and I’ve been freaking out about messaging you” ahhhhh

Anyway another question!!

How do you start posting on your blog?? Do you just go for it or do a little introduction??? Idk I just downloaded tumblr for your blog 😖

Okay that’s all

Bye :)

HEYYY <33 i'll convince you on the snupin one day. slowly but surely gaining the masses. snupin revolution. (i need yall to know they actually arent my otp it started as a tiny enjoyment and now i'm here 😭)

okay so:

blog wise there are no rules whatsoever. tumblr is the wild west. when i had my old acc i DID do an intro, but i haven't here yet. i'm waiting until i complete my wip so do one of those masterlists and front pages. but you don't need to at all just go for it bestie

FRIENDS !! oh boy.

i just finished filming episode 1 of the pod and it's about finding your place in fandom, which has been a struggle for me recently. and friendships are hard !! i've definitely had ones that have fizzled out quickly or ones that weren't a right fit BUT i also have so many incredible ones

my biggest piece of advice for keeping friends is alwaysss taking it off the platform. i use discord mainly or insta but ugh. tiktok is really good for FINDING people but not too fab for communicating with them yk? once i took them off the app and went. elsewhere the connections grew a lot more, and it felt less like fandom friends and now just friends !!

i'm not too great at replying either,,, actually i fear everyone would say i'm awful. but i always let people know that before we take it elsewhere because it's like,,, i get that it's annoying waiting maybe a few days and i don't *mean* to. i'm just bad at replying. but the right people will let you know if they're okay with that/won't get mad about it.

but yeah !! off the platform, don'ttttt be scared to message (i am tbf LMAO) but the worst they'll do is not reply and then you know that that isn't the person for you but 9 times out of 10 they'll reply and talk because everyone wants more friends <3 everyone wants to share this space with people

[aristobaby]

One week in my new country

A week has passed since I've arrived. The first thing I notices is how clean and polished everything is. Public transport, the streets and sidewalks, the public toilets.

The traffic here is a bit wild. It doesn't seem to be a lot of cars, but everyone is driving like crazy in their BMWs or Mercedes.

Supermakets and retail stores have a wide variety of everything. The supermarket in front of my soon-to-be office building has an entire aisle dedicated to potato chips. Crazy. The fruit and vegetables are always fresh and ripe and delicious, and of course, sourced from different countries of the world.

I want to buy a trench coat, and in every store I have at least two models to choose from. I need also new suits for work, and in H&M alone there are 6-8 models in my size. One thing I like about Europe (and in the US also) is that you can look presentable and still spend little money. But if you can afford it, the highest quality is also available for you to buy.

Being able to pay with coins and feeling that your money does not loose value the second you earn it is a big plus (and a major difference from Argentina).

Safety wise, I have seen two or three weird guys since I have arrived. And my soon-to-be apartment is not in the nicest area (could be worse though). The drivers are a hazard that deserve their own mention here.

With regards to the dating scene, most guys my age seem attractive yet unavailable (finance bros ugh love them and hate them at the same time). I haven't downloaded any dating apps, but they seem to be quite popular here. Basically, everyone is horny and get it in on here. The girls here are gorgeous and take care of themselves (and they smell delicously btw, don't know how they do it). I'm no competition to them. In Argentina, a more natural look is favoured, so to blend in I would need to seriously step up.

I don't know if I want to blend in yet though. Maybe just look presentable for the office and get my money instead of wasting time trying to get noticed by an European guy.

[misdeliria]

misdeliria's romance manhwa rec list

Of course, this is far from the number of manhwas I've read, but here are the highlights. Comment your recs if I don't have it here or my inbox is open!

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Death Is The Only Ending For The Villainess [ ongoing - currently: 162 chapters ] Penelope Eckart reincarnated as the adopted daughter of Duke Eckart and the villainess of a reverse harem dating sim.

I love this manhwa. FL has to navigate how to capture the hearts of the MLs, who all despise the villainess.

Lee Seob’s love [ ongoing - currently: 56 chapters ] The epic office romance between Tae Lee Seob, who doesn’t want to do anything, and Kang Minkyung, who must somehow succeed!

This super cute office romance has me in a chokehold. The art is beautiful, and the MLs moral dilemma is a personal issue he's trying to work through while chasing the FL.

I Can’t Be This Stupid [ completed - currently: 91 chapters ] Doha takes an active role as Rowoon’s secret love consultant, and a romantic life together begins.

A super cute slice-of-life modern romance between two kids on opposite ends of the wealth class—with a little splash of telepathy.

The Villainess Lives Twice [ ongoing - currently: 217 chapters ] But in return for her devotion, Artizea got betrayed. And the one that reaches out his hand to save her from the verge of death is her righteous enemy, Grand Duke Cedrick.

Another unforgettable historical romance where the FL is transported into the villainess' role. Part of the fan translation is messy towards the 100-chapter milestone, but the plot holds up, and I continuously root for the leads in this one.

I'm Not The Final Boss' Lover [ ongoing - currently: 62 chapters ] Jun is prepared to guide Fabian through the second playthrough to the true ending when… Fabian abandons her. Now Grand Duke Mayer Knox—captain of the Dark Knights and the secret final boss—is determined to have her join his party.

I was a total dork about this one. There's a lot of gamer-talk from the FL with historical/fantasy elements. The romance is also perfect (ML falls first, AND harder)

I Thought It's A Common Possession [ ongoing - currently: 77 chapters ] If I was going to die anyway, according to the original, then let’s give a kiss to my handsome husband!

Another villainess isekai (I have a serious obsession). Something about how the FL gets so angsty because they're forced into a role where everyone hates them, and somehow, she manages to get the ML to fall in love with her. UGH, poetry.

The Redemption of Earl Nottingham [ ongoing - currently: 36 chapters ] Madelyn’s husband Ian was left broken after the war, and in turn, made her life a living hell. Fleeing her doomed marriage, she meets a tragic end.

Reincarnation trope! Ahh, love this one. It says it contains mature content, but I don't remember seeing anything—just keep it in mind before you decide to read this one. With miscommunication and pining, the ML really isn't a bad guy; he's just a traumatized eldest child.

Call Me The Devil [ ongoing - currently: 107 ] A plastic surgeon by day and a devil by night, Hyunshin has the power to seduce anyone with his eyes, but somehow, his irresistible temptation does not work on “Lee Na”, who suddenly appeared one day. 

The ML is a devil in this one. I loved it so much. The supporting characters really make this one, though. The little family, all of them together, makes my heart palpitate.

My God Is A Lustful Man [ ongoing - currently: 50 chapters ] Hye-sal, a timid ethics teacher who has lived her whole life without desires, finds that a neighbor who exudes desire and pleasure has moved in next door.

Dionysus is the ML in this, and this Greek mythology manhwa adaption is peak. I love the pining and mythology references. Initially, I found this comic on Webtoon, but I found a better source to read from.

I Can't Wait To Eat You [ ongoing - currently: 59 chapters ] I swore to resent her all my life when I was a kid, so I’m going to stick around to make her life impossible, I’ll make sure to eat her happiness away.

OOO, the ML in this one starts off as a little shit, but he definitely grows on you once he realizes his feelings and becomes the best boyfriend/boss ever.

Extroversion of an Immortal [ ongoing - currently: 55 chapters ] A fairy ‘Cheon Moran’, who killed a woodcutter for stealing her wings and lived like a celebrity while trapped in the human world, was discovered by ‘Sa Jeha’, a detective in charge of a murder case in which she was involved.

This one took a while for me to get attached to because I was constantly getting cliffhangers. I really like what it is so far. I'm heavy into speculating what the angst will become, but so far, the characters are so pretty, and that's my main argument.

Pure Love Operation [ ongoing - currently: 108 chapters ] I saw my boyfriend kissing my best friend. if that wasn’t enough, I was with a guy whose guts I hate from my class, Go Eun-Hyuk.

I'm sure many people have already seen this one, but if you haven't, you should. This was one of the stories that got me back into reading webcomics. The art is beautiful, the plot is gripping, and the romance is literally to die for (because I will never experience Dohwa falling in love with me and I'm so envious of Soo-Ae).

What I Decided To Die For [ completed - currently: 98 chapters ] Cha Gyeol, who met Ji Oh while having all sort of bad thoughts, is completely swoon over by Ji Oh with her dazzling smile. However, the people around Cha Gyeol are somehow dangerous for her to go head over heels with him.

This modern reincarnation romance is so good. I was experiencing turmoil rooting for the ML but it all played out right in the end and I should be so happy for the author LOL

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Eaternal Nocturnal [ completed - currently: 101 chapters ] When Eve is visited one night by a mysterious apparition, she finds that her chronic insomnia is miraculously cured. Meanwhile Dae, the dream eater, finds himself unexpectedly and unwillingly drawn to Eve.

I love the author, instantmiso. She also wrote Where Tangents Meet and Siren's Lament, both are completed and I've read. The pining and Dae's character were so satisfying.

The Mafia Nanny [ ongoing - currently: 45 chapters ] Being an Elite Nanny is simple: protect the charge, obey the principle, and don’t get emotionally attached. Easier said than done when Davina’s first client is a dangerously compelling Venetian underboss who’s determined to get under her skin.

The leads in this one have me BARKING. I love a good mafia romance, and this manhwa adaption has me sat and waiting every week for the update. Davina is a badass, and her Venetian employer is such a good father. Some (his son) might even call him daddy. Hehe

Down To Earth [ ongoing - currently: 203 episodes ] Kade lives his average life alone and undisturbed... until a cute alien girl crashes into his backyard! 

I initially read this one because my friend kept harping me about it. It's a very cute, wholesome romance between a depressed dude and a sweet, gorgeous, lovable alien girl who crashes on Earth.

Of Swamp And Sea [ ongoing - currently: 100 chapters ] When a monster hunt gone wrong sets two strangers on the same path, they discover their relationship may be more than strictly professional.

I'll be honest and say I am not entirely caught up on this one, only because it went on hiatus after I got caught up. The relationship between the FL and ML was a little off to me at first because I really thought the FL was a teenager until it was revealed she was in her twenties. But, overall, the development between them is lovely.

I Love Yoo [ ongoing - currently: 254 episodes ] Dogged by pain and misfortune from the very beginning, Shin-Ae decides she wants nothing to do with people nor anything to do with romance.

Another extremely popular one, which should take first priority if you haven't started yet. A modern romance with modern-day problems, but the anguish that each character individually experiences keeps me hooked. I hope they all work through their issues and become their happiest selves. Also, the dad is a little bitch boy.

Act Like You Love Me [ completed - currently: 150 chapters ] When a mix-up at a temp job has her spending a day as famous actor Doyun Nam’s personal assistant, she takes her anger out on a doll... which turns out to have the magical ability to control him at her every whim.

This one was so, SO good. I really loved the second ML, but of course, the primary ML is still a heartthrob. The FL was such a lucky girl to have two successful hotties after her.

I could add a lot more, but this is a good start! Happy reading! ❤️

[rainbowroachies]

Neptunia (Part 1)

Laughter and happiness fills the neighborhood. It is a beautiful day. Kids running, parents chilling on their porch, sidewalks covered in chalk. What more could there be on a weekend? In a small, wooden house, there lies 4 creatures. Slug, Neptunia, Emily, and Blaze. Slug, Neptunia, and Emily are all a polyamorous relationship. Blaze is Neptunia's cousin, who just watches tennis and eats all the cheetos. The news is on. The reporter holds a microphone in his hand, a concerned expression lies on his face. "Apollo escaped, he's here! We don't know how he was able to escape prison, lock your doors! Board your windows, have a gun, make sure you download our app! The police are trying to get him, be safe." He said with a worried, breathy tone. Neptunia had overheard the news from the kitchen. She widened her eyes and opened her jaw. "What?! No, no, no, no!" She started to hyperventilate. "He should've been gone forever, ever! How did he do this? I- I can't..." Emily attempted to comfort Neptunia. "The police will find him, I promise." "NO! Were going to kill him! He's a horrible man! He's going to hurt other young girls the way he did to me! He has strong magic, he can do so much to us..." Neptunia replied. She then ran to the basement, crying. "It's too dangerous, Nepty! Please, let the police do this. I don't want you hurt." Emily demanded, following Neptunia down the stairs. Slug opened her door to his bedroom and sensed Neptunia's sorrow. They went up to the television to see what was happening. "Wait, what? How is this possible? No wonder Neptunia is so sad! This guy molested her, and she thinks it's gonna happen again!" He thought. "I must go comfort her!" She then ran down the basement stairs, following the chatter. "I will NEVER let him take advantage of me or anybody else! Stop trying to make me think his innocent! He's EVIL, and won't recover! He's out to molest girls, I know! I know!" Neptunia cried. Emily responded while pulling her away from the gun box. "He isn't innocent. But the police can han-""NO! THE POLICE DOESN'T HAVE MAGIC LIKE US! HE HAS MAGIC AND WILL DESTROY THEM! We can easily fuck him up and he'll be GONE!" Neptunia pushed Emily away with her physical magic and turned away from the guns. Slug pinned Neptunia to the ground and snarled at her. "STOP! You're going to get killed! We have to do this together, we have to compromise. You can't let your emotions control your decisions. We have to plan things out." Neptunia attempted to wriggle out of Slugs heavy body, but was unable to. She then thought about what he had said, and agreed to them. "I understand. But I can't breathe, please get off of me, you're heavy." Slug got off of Neptunia and sat down. Blaze then trotted to his bedroom and slammed the door in boredom, he went to go jerk off. "Neptunia, you're known for being the poor decision maker." Slug said to Neptunia. "I know..I just really hate that guy, and you know, I'm just traumatized." Neptunia replied. "We have to compromise, Emily doesn't want you standing up to him yourself. He has very powerful magic, similar to yours-" "Ugh! No he doesn't! He's just a weak little guy who is stupid." "Well, how do you think he escaped? Magic." "Well, when you have magic you can do basically anything." "Well, we all have magic, and we can team up to destroy him!" "Yes! But... He didn't do anything you guys. Why do you want to help?""He did, he hurt our friend. He messes with you he messes with me." Slug stood up and carried Neptunia to their room. "Its late, let's go to sleep." They both crawled into bed and fell asleep, cuddled up.

[destinyc1020]

I even feel like turning off the comments will bring attention to it because someone will want some clout from it by making a viral tweet like 'look at how Tom had to turn off the comments because of you meanies!!!!' and that will effectively give it oxygen. Maybe limiting who can comment? That's a feature on insta right? Ugh idk it sucks that they just have to sit there and let these losers be losers but I don't want those needy trolls getting the attention they are clearly craving.

Yea, good points.

But yea, that feature does exist on IG.

The good thing is, Tom doesn't even have the app downloaded unless he's posting smthg. Then he leaves. I think a lot of celebrities do that honestly...especially if they don't post much.

Ppl on social media can be brutal! 😔 I don't blame some for only using it very infrequently. It can mess with your mental and emotional health.

[chaoticpallascat]

Hi, thanks for writing such a detailed reply! You didn't come off combative at all, I can also feel that frustration with poorly designed apps (and there are so many of them. UGH). I also agree that AO3's mobile web experience is already way better than many other. There are accessibility advantages for web versions too, for instance when local storage is a problem. So I totally understand why some people may not want to switch to an AO3 app. I hope it didn't come across as anything else :))

For the two things I wasn't clear on:

With apps I can have a tab for search and results, a tab for fics, history, etc, and they would all be accessible directly from the nav bar/side bar.

What do you mean by a "tab" here?

By "tabs" I mean these UI elements in apps (marked 1-4):

These app tabs have two features that are important to me. Firstly, they are static. They don't scroll with the page content - they remain in the same place, accessible all the time. Secondly, what happens in each tab is independent of one another. If I click into tab 1, scroll down a bit, and then click into tab 2 to do something else, then when I come back to tab 1, I can count on it to remain exactly where I left off. An example of this at work would be Tumblr app, where I can switch between posts from search results and posts from people I follow with just one tap, and each time I switch I know I'll be able to pick up exactly where I left it. Eessentially what this amounts to is a reliable "continue reading" feature, which is important to me because I often jump between different fics (attention issues). Especially for long-form chapters (like 10000+ words/chapter), where I would jump between that fic and one shots from, say, my bookmarks. If I have to go back and re-scroll to where I left off each time, it would be a huge pain.

You're right that on AO3 mobile the bookmarks, search and browsing can all be accessed through the header and generally under 4 clicks. But currently the headers move up with the rest of the page, and once you scroll down you have to scroll all the way up to access the header. They also don't behave independently of each other. If I'm on the Search page and want to go check out something in my bookmark, I go to a new URL when I click on "bookmark". Whatever progress I made on the original page is now lost. So although the AO3 header provides navigation, it's not the same experience. Now, one way around this would be to open "bookmarks" in a new tab, which is what I do now. But the thing with mobile browsers is they often (for lack of a better word) silence inactive tabs, so when you go back to that tab it will automatically reload. So, again, it's not a reliable "continue reading" experience.

Of course, the "continue reading" thing would not be a problem if I download the long chapters. But if I do that, I can very easily forget to comment or leave kudos...

And about this:

An app can automatically download the chapter I’m reading the moment I open it, and maybe even the whole work. So I can pick it up if I have to go into offline mode later.

....Can they?

Yes! For instance, Cubox (a Read-It-Later) app downloads and processes an article the moment you send it there. You don't even need to open the article itself, it's already offline for you. I don't know how the app works exactly but I presume it syncs storage whenver you open the app.

It doesn't have to be that fancy, though. What I want to avoid is just the frustrating experience where you open your mobile browser to read something you were in the middle of, only to find out the page is reloading and is getting nowhere because your connection is down. To avoid this, all an app has to do is to download the chapter to local storage when I open it, and then delete it after I move on to another chapter. You can already see this in action in many music apps. Try turning off data and wifi while in the middle of a song, and you might notice the music doesn't immediately stop. There is usually at least a good ten seconds more music even when there's no internet. That's because that ten seconds have been downloaded. My ideal AO3 app just does this for the whole chapter.

I'm not familiar with apps you mentioned but if you know Chinese there's an app called Jinjiang (offers original fiction works you pay to read by chapter) which has exactly this feature. They also have the option to always auto-purchase & download the next 5 chapters, so you always have at least 5 chapters of fic regardless of internet situation. You don't even have to go into the settings for this - It's a box you can tick when you purchase each chapter.

Hope this clears things up.

the worst thing that could possibly happen to ao3 is it being put on the app store so please stop asking for it because you don't understand what would happen if that went through. ao3's whole deal is it archives EVERYTHING, while the apple app store's whole deal is keeping everything clean and safe. so if ao3 were to have an app all of the 'bad' stuff, including nsfw in general, would have to be censored at best or would be purged at worse. the google play store is more lax but who fucking knows what GOOGLE would police if they got their hands on the archive. do not ask for an app. do not use third party apps. it's on mobile browser functioning perfectly, just fucking use that before you ruin everything for everyone please.

[matthewsturnioloo]

there's this guy i met on a dating app back in the june,then we started talking and like got to know each other better,he called me nicknames and made me really happy but we lived far away,so it was long distance,but we agreed we don't wanna be nothing more than fwb what soever cause we weren't ready for a relationship,and it was all okay..we txt every night..until one time he stopped txt me..and I did too. but he was waititng for me to tell him if im up for meet up and fwb cause he didn't wanna force me into something i don't want. then. at the 4th of july after some days of not txt i texted first,telling him no to our fwb thing and shit BC he wasn't serious and he said its bc he saw that our situationship was going more towards the way to relationship and yeah. then we agreed to stop contact and we did it on 4th of july. then HE BLOCKED ME. i deleted the app and just like i really liked him so i was sad. but all the time we weren't talking i was thinking about him anf just couldn't get him out of my head for some reason. so today i decided to download the app again after 2 months and see that he UNBLOCKED ME AND VISITED MY ACC SEPTEMBER 7TH which was like 3 weeks ago. and now i wanna txt him again since he unblocked me and visied my acc but idk how and what. im scared but i really wanna try again. and like rn minutes ago his FRIEND HIT ME UP FIRST and i was being dry cause i don't feel him sorry and the second we stopped txt THAT BOY VIEWED MY ACC. LIKE IM FREAKING OUT RN.☹️

-lili���� (sorry to rant but i had to)

Ugh Lili that’s so confusing 😭 I’m sorry babe did you talk to him?? (Sorry it took me a long time I was at my sisters thing)

[takeeachdayonebookatatime]

Why did you elbow me? 208

Achilles Castle part 110

Lemonade and lies Part 53

Nicholas (Nick) Stephen McSwarek undercover part 17

Kate/Stana: pov I thank him for making me food. My phone is ringing ugh it's my Dr Burkett, Lanie or Nick must have called him. I chat with him for a bit, Dr Burkett says he wants to talk to Nick. After finishing my soup I get up to go take a nap. Nick follows me into the room saying Dr Burkett suggested you wear a pulse ox-meter and the big heart monitor while you sleep just as a precaution because yesterday and the day before yesterday you weren't 100 and now today you are not 100. Fine whatever. I turn on my sound machine and get comfortable in bed making sure my anti-roll pillow is in place.

Officer Nicholas (Nick) Stephen McSwarek/Greig: pov Kate is laying on the bed with her arms up in a safe position with her PTSD i don't want to trigger her. Lanie is back on the phone explaining how to hook Kate up to the monitor. I close the door leaving it cracked so I can hear her in case of an emergency. I have the ampstrip app downloaded onto my phone, so I can keep an eye on her numbers. Me and Kate have discussed this when I downloaded the app. I'm not supposed to check it constantly, stress about it or worry about it. Just because she gave me access does not mean I can take advantage of my access.

Carl: pov it hasn't been that long since Stana and Greig left. I’m almost done with Johnny, is that a noise outside, just great there is a truck from the gas company outside and the employees are heading towards my house. The 2 guys are knocking on my door saying they are from the gas company going door to door checking for gas leaks. I can't let them in. I still have Johnny in the basement. I haven't finished cutting him up yet. I agree to let them in, I hope they are not here long.

Undercover officer 1 Jimmy: pov I pull out my meter and search the house high and low, me and my partner are getting a search warrant. The judge was nice enough to put a rush on it. For the meantime me and my partner are dressed as people from the gas company hoping he will let us in. We have to be careful about this because he could be armed and dangerous. In the basement I look around while Carl is talking. My partner points out some suspicious stuff. Carl doesn't know we are cops and are recording this conversation. While my partner has him distracted for a few seconds I quickly take a few pictures. I’m pretty sure I see blood in a few spots. I think fast and say you 100 percent have a gas leak. What is going to happen is you are either going to wait outside or at the neighbors it is unsafe to be in the house it can explode. We have a few more houses to check after yours. We are sorry for bothering you but this is dangerous I manage to get him and his helper outside.

Undercover officer 2 Dawson: pov me and Jimmy manage to handcuff them both saying you are under arrest for a speeding ticket. Back in the truck Jimmy calls headquarters to let them know that there is a possible dead body in the house. Backup arrives in a few minutes Carl and Joe are being taken to the police station. All of us are searching the house high and low. I bet Nick and Kate had no idea they would stumble onto a murder scene.

Dave: pov school has just let out for the day and me and Alexis decided to have a picnic lunch in the park I always have a blanket in the car so we can sit in the grass at the park and not get dirty, instead of getting fast food which is not good for you the both of decide to stop at the grocery store and get subs since the store has a sub counter. I'm getting the sub with everything on it. Alexis is getting a roast beef one. Aisle 4 has the chips so that is the aisle we are heading to after grabbing a few different types of chips, me and Alexis head down the soda/juice aisle to get some drinks. Once I paid for everything the both of us headed back to the car to start our journey to the park.

Jenny: pov ugh my back hurts so bad, I have a pregnancy class at the hospital it's supposed to help teach us women techniques that can help us during childbirth. I grab a snack before I leave since I'm always hungry. I carefully cut up the apple to snack on. The last thing I need is to cut my finger on some fruit. The ride to the hospital is short, I park in front since I'm pregnant. The instructor's name is Virginia berth, I feel so bad for her with that name. She teaches us breathing techniques and a bunch of other important stuff. She even showed us a video of a woman giving birth. This one woman in the class looked like she was going to be sick or faint. Once The class was over I got in the car and decided to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things before I headed home.

Officer Nicholas (Nick) Stephen McSwarek/Greig: pov I think Kate is up I go to check on her, in the bedroom I unplug her from the monitors and check the data it looks like she did okay, hey Kate how was your nap did you sleep okay she says yes. Do you want to do something before dinner? I updated her on what happened to Carl and how the police found a dead body in his house and I called Kovitch and told him what happened and that they might want to talk to me and you but I don't think it's a good idea. He said glad it wasn't me. To be continued. ….

[littleapocalypsekitten]

I have a strange relationship with technology for someone my age, or maybe it is to be expected. I'm Gen-X, or more appropriately, Xennial, a few months shy of Millennialhood. My generation had a selective relationship with technology. Grew up without the Internet and having a computer for everything, grew into needing those skills to survive. Anyway, I am writing to you today to say that I hate smart phones. I actually, really do. I love them AS PHONES. I love them for the primary purpose of having an emergency, portable phone that you use to talk to humans with your actual voice. Mobile phones save lives and livelihoods that way. My phone has saved me in many emergencies - when I've talked to humans. Dealing with apps and programs, however... baffles me and I hate it. MY 80-YEAR-OLD-MOTHER has better smart phone skills than I do! I don't know how that happened! (She told me how to text!) I was just trying to change my gmail account on my phone because something on the computer-program at the new job I took didn't like either of my old emails (the old yahoo account that I use as default for everything, nor my mobile Gmail account, which was my secondary and saw the most use in setting up Minecraft for my Switch). I had to create an entire new account on Gmail in order to get into the work system, so, of course I wanted to change to that on my mobile phone in case I needed any info from work-stuff and the Gmail app and even going straight online to google from my phone keeps defaulting me to the old account that I don't want... (it seems to have my secondary show up because I did some test-emails between that and my yahoo account on my laptop, so I hope I can receive at least). But, you know... ugh... I can't get the smart phone to not be a stupid phone about what I want it to do! I also find no value in downloading aps and games on the thing. I tend to do most of my fun stuff from home - my laptop, my gaming consoles... I really do only use the thing as a phone and maybe to look up news and weather on the go, that's about it. I can't imagine doing everything by phone like some people do - like a lot of young people do. I haven't formed the thumb-typing skill, I hunt and peck on it (I do home-keys and fly through typing on my laptop). I feel frustrated whenever I have to use my smart phone for things other than "phone" and sometimes even then because I loathe the small screen and it being a touch screen that doesn't like my big fingers. And I don't know if anyone else in the world is like this (well, save my partner, he's like this, too). I feel so alone. Almost Amish. Does anyone else out there have "technology selectiveness?"

[and-yet-the-daisies-grow]

I realized how deep down the consuming content rabbithole I've gotten. Again. I just turned on my Cold Turkey website and app blocks on my computer :) hooray! Next up: my tablet.

The issue is, that I'm uhm. Unwilling to do this. But I also need to. Firstly, I have to make sure I can't get into Stardew Valley. I have to set this up later. Also, Tumblr on my ipad.

But also, more upsettingly, I have to remove a lot of the downloaded content I listen to or read when I'm bored.

"But I don't want to!! What if I get bored!! What if I really miss that fandom space :((" this is what the fan in me is saying right now. But I don't want to be a fan anymore! I want to be a creator, and I can't focus on my art if I'm hyperfocused on being a fan.

Also, I want to force myself to interact with my community more. If I'm bored, well, then I can't just read a comfort thing or listen to something. I have to go outside or play with my cat, meet up with friends, feel the void encroaching closer and closer due to my choices. I don't want to be so numb and dissociated anymore.

When I want to read, I want to force myself to go outside, to a library. Ugh. I hate that I'm doing this.

...

I did it. I deleted the downloaded Contrapoints audios, the Buzzfeed Unsolved, my fave dubs of fancomics. Well, I kind of did it. I'm still trying to bargain with myself about fiction books. But no. They have to go.

I'm sorry Warrior cats :(

...

Ugh. Why does change have to be so uncomfortable?? A part of me wants to go full radical now 0-0 But I'll hold my horses. It's useful to annotate on an Ipad.

Next up, I have to remove access to websites that allow me to download new things from youtube on my ipad. I have to wait though, because to do these changes, I have to ask the person who has my password to modify ipad rules to do it :( (otherwise i would break them as soon as i got bored, lol - i have terrible resolve, especially at the start).

Until then, I'll just uninstall Stardew valley and Tumblr from my ipad.

...

I did it. All of my Stardew progress :(( but maybe i'll go outside now, lol. I'll go through my notes app now, delete any entertainment junk left.

...

I did as much as I could. I can't handle deleting 2 fiction books, though. I annotated them! And I'm in no hurry to reread so soon.

Now, I gotta get off the web. It sucks to be a person!!!!! Why can't I just be an entertainment-addicted money-machine forever :(((((((