#i do think theyre nuts. a little.

[achilleslyre]

i think the fact that if i could have afforded uni i would be getting a classics degree and studying languages rn will forever haunt me…….. i actively mourn what could be so fucking bad.

[puppyeared]

learning abt friendship decay and "not reaching out to your friends for months at a time unprompted is not neurotypical behaviour" has me feeling a certain way

[ratatatastic]

on the robe saga, fors told viaplay "it was our captain's idea actually" so he was team sasha btw. which could mean nothing

(they also said "smells fresh, so you've not sauna'd in this one?" and he laughed and said he didn't he saved this one for that day)

its so personally funny to me that literally everyone is team sasha (ie. maffhew, roddy) except sasha himself its "today? barky" "barky hes the best" "matthew tkachuk and you guys know why..." "id wanna be barky in tappara!" "its gotta be barky" "probably go cap!" "id say barky!" all over again like sasha youre bias is showing here please 😭😭😭

oh! now that you bring up forsy saying he saved the robes for gameday! (can we also talk about how cute his smile is as he says it because he looks so proud of himself that he listened to his captain when he told him to save the virginity of his bathrobes for the game)

it does makes sense why forsy was missing from the pic lundy posted on his stories (not that particularly means much considering ekky aj driedges spence adam jesper swaggy gadjo and kuli are missing) but in the sense that all the boys in the pic have their robes on or have them bundled in their laps sans lundy who takes tourguide duties very seriously! but even then forsy couldn't help but join in because he has them on as an extra layer during lunchtime so the cold mustve gotten to him somehow but to know even then he didn't go into the sauna with it... mmm... your restraint is admirable...

so really knowing all this the timeline gets so funny because this idea has been bouncing around probably since bzito gave them the robes in helsinki (whether that was when they landed oct 29 or the day after oct 30 when lundy played tourguide for them) and maffhew mustve quipped "man it would be so funny if we walked in with em huh?" to sasha and promptly forgot about it because he yaps unconsciously and anything out of his mouth comes out in a fugue state and also in a very "i say shit and i dont really expect to be taken seriously" kind of way, sasha made a personal note of it in the maffhew index he keeps in his head, told the team in a very sasha esque way aka "don't dirty robes too much we're gonna wear them for the game :]" and no one took him particularly seriously because its sasha he always jokes like this haha hes not really gonna- (reminds them day of probably via text) and go oh well i guess its a prank but i'll still wear them because it's sasha (shrugs) i don't mind being the butt of the joke if it's for sasha to which they're delightfully surprised when everyone shows up in robes and it slowly starts to dawn on them none of it was a joke at all

sans forsy who takes everything his captain says very seriously and diligently follows his every word and saved the sanctity of the robes for gameday merely because sasha told him to... which could mean nothing... of course...

dear god help us all...

[silverislander]

working here is making me a little bit nuts abt antibullying again <3

[caladamn]

reading ur asks and answers you're so real . now give us your planymphia theory sister 🙏

IM SORRY i'm clinically insane about them. i can't speak those things in public, the world is not ready.

they (p+n) make me go through hell and back. especially the last few days (I'm looking at you, p).

and now with this nymphia interview I felt my bubble was bursting. but now these stories (!!!!) they are posting. I don't even know what to think anymore (I do know, but I don't know how to phrase it in a way that makes sense). so many thoughts. so many possibilities.

one thing is true for sure: they are more insane for each other than any of us could ever be or ever imagine.

and the thing is. it doesn't make sense (to me) that they're doing it just for clout. other dr ships have done it before and some still do it (collabing and/or interacting in suggesting ways), but we're all aware they're just friends irl (rosenali and dayasco the most recent examples).

the ship wasn't even born during the season, it was born AFTER. like, everything about them is an outlier from past dr ships. their relationship (friendship or more) is different. everyone can see it.

I'm just going to say that I'm a planymphia truther at heart. I'm not delusional, I'm just enlightened.

[bmpmp3]

i consider myself a bit of a connoisseur of besties-turned-lovers stories but one thing that has always bothered me a little is when the besties actually become lovers and then the relationship loses all bestie-itude LIKE correct me if im wrong but i feel like these things aren’t usually mutually exclusive... i see it more often with m/f besties but i see it with same gender, etc besties on occasion too and like. YES its realistic that friendships change their dynamics over time (even without turning into lovers) but i always see this thing where these two besties get together and then are immediately like “but i CANT dick around with my bestie anymore because theyre also my significant other” you could if you werent a coward. can’t u dick around with ur bestie romantically. can’t you dick around with ur partner bestie-ly. what am i not getting here

[nerosdayinanime]

[six-of-ravens]

actually I realized a lot of the IA stuff I've seen comes from self-pubbed authors (or rather, one self-pubbed author reblogging people who agree with them) who are like "well I simply think my work should be available to everyone for free."

that's great! but you can't make that decision for everyone. there are authors (trad pubbed or self pubbed) who write as a career, and need people to pay for their books so they can live. not everyone is working a day job and writing by night for the sheer joy of it, or has enough support through patreon or youtube ads or whatever to offer the fruits of their labour for free and just earn money off the process.

idk, it also reminds me of the "well, I deserve entertainment and luxuries in my life even though I can't afford them, so I'm going to pirate your book anyway and if you tell me not to it's discrimination and classism" argument from a few years back which also drives me nuts. use your library! your real actual library that bought the book for you! or find some other means of entertainment that's cheaper or free! your bad economic situation does not give you the right to steal from others, especially authors who are often also in a bad economic situation!

[hearts401]

i could write an essay on cass being abused by his siblings but him and barron specifically... ugh

[skyburger]

im watching hlvrai cast commentary & mr. radiotv himself called sunkist a "jpeg" and well. interally i went "Well actually 🤓 jpgs dont support transparency ☝️ so that would have to be a png" and dude it is finally setting in for me how much of a nerd i am. Who thinks that shit!!! well me i guess. but u know what i mean

[yo9urt]

today i return to the sea

[foolwife]

i love the laugh here. they don't do a laugh like this until this moment, and then, when they're being questioned and losing control of bobby's persona, and it's out of place here its Odd that he laughs but its easily brushed off as him being embarrassed that he didn't check. and then when you Know it comes off as sinister but i also like to think phantom is Nervous here so the first impression was kind of right actually and isnt that a little fun. i think its fun

[nomaishuttle]

note to self for next time : No boots No tights No dress

[a9saga]

Lately I've been trying to think of a way to say that I don't generally enjoy eating nuts or the taste of them but whatever way I think to put it still sounds funny.

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Moxxie Redesign! (2/4)

You didn’t think I forgot about this did you? ‘,:/

I wanted to base Moxxie off of what his name actually implies, having nerve and determination. Ive almost entirely changed his personality in certain ways. He is still an assassin but he takes his job very seriously and struggles with his inner morals because of this. Being berated by Blitz often leads to him pushing aside his concerns with his job and causing internal conflict instead that he typically only ever talks to these issues about Millie. She is trying to get him to consider therapy but he doesn’t want to lose his “sparkle” (he gives in eventually and goes and it goes fine, this would be around season 2 but definitely after episode 6)

Moxxie also doubles as a medic for any potential injuries at I.M.P (this happens often). Moxxie was also born in greed so he has the more aquatic qualities of a greed imp such as the little headlamp, frills, and gills. And for any fish nerds, yes I know only female angler fish have headlamps, thats the point. Viv has literally no main trans characters so I guess I have to do everything myself. Plus I’m tired of the super straight shit that happened a few years back, Millie isn’t any less straight for dating a trans man. I think Moxxie certainly struggles with his masculinity and also takes his job so seriously as a way to prove to himself that he’s meeting some sort of “masculinity criteria” however he’s fully aware of how silly the mindset is (hes working on it). I think som trans imps may definitely paint their horns like Moxxie, but with certain days I really doubt he gives much of a shit considering it probably gets chipped a lot anyway.

Moxxie still hates his upbringing and the greed ring leaves a sour taste in his mouth, however he prefers to use his knowledge and features from greed in his work. For example, preforming minor surgery under his headlight, it’s goofy as hell and I think any show benefits from some extent of stupid silliness like that. It’s also good for distractions!

Moxxie isn’t always super serious like in this art either, he’s still a bit stupid but still respects himself. Tough nut to crack because of his past but is very kind underneath somewhere.

Heres some notes I went off while working!

- glasses (REQUIRED. Give him those stupid little circle spectacles)

- Get rid of the stupid suit

- Maybe some interesting horn stuff?

- Make him look a bit more like his voice, not sure how to describe this

- Write a boyloser properly

- Probably doubles as a medic? I think he’d be interested in medicine with all that errrm akshully energy he has

- Make him actually look like an adult (I tried)

- More of a fishy tail

- Born in wrath but both parents are greed imps so he has those features + moved back when he was like 6 idk

- Or idk maybe imps change the longer theyre in a certain ring? Could be fun

I have a lot more I could talk about with this guy but I’ll save it for some other posts :3

[moonshynecybin]

#anyways him and vale prank war no survivors

vale and marc pranking the kids at the ranch post reconciliation!!!!!

literally the academy also such wonderful people to prank.... like celestino's beseeching pink-cheeked outraged expression, bez's love of homoerotic male razzing, mig's general jokester persona, pecco's pursed lips restrained smile. luca's smooth, elegant exterior masking an sly love of comedy. beautiful. now i do think that marc and vale are less likely to go after them unprovoked. the age gap is a little too pronounced (or in marc's case, the age gap is more uh. symbolic. experience gap? anyways i think he's more likely to turn a water gun on vale while hes napping on vacation and cackle obnoxiously as vale like. tugs him in and tackles him to the pool lounger chair and bites at his neck to make him squirm. like lame and horny and focused only as an act of ANNOYING affection. but whatever) HOWEVER, maybe the little guys are wrapped up in their OWN prank war and rosquez uh. covertly tip some of the scales. a frame-job.

SO its mig going after bez by putting glitter in his motorcross helmet, and bez/cele going after pecco by shaving half his mustache while he's sleeping, and luca retaliating in pecco's name (pecco is pretending he's above it even though he grimaces looking in the mirror) by changing all of the clocks at the ranch to be an hour earlier so that everyone but him and pecco are late to practice. and it keeps escalating until rosquez figure out what's happening (the clock one hard to miss to be fair) and they just make silent, evil eye-contact and immediately start executing covert, joint pranks that will never be traced back to them EVER. no one will ever believe you type stuff... just to playfully raise the level of paranoia at the ranch. for funsies. recreational gaslighting. hiding all of bez's socks they blame mig. plastic wrapping cele's car theyre like wow luca is not pulling any punches :/ remove all tires from bez's bikes (they feel bad about that one hes there for hours). changing all the contacts in luca's phone so they reroute to vale and him's mom. supergluing pecco's paddock pass to the ceiling of his motorhome. anyways it keeps getting more and more nuts and none of them figure out it was rosquez until vale does an impish supervillian style reveal super casually at dinner (marc giggling behind his wine glass eyes SPARKLING...) like a full six months later. and then when rosquez wakes up the next morning they find out that their mattress has been deposited into the pool with them still on it