#greysnow

[selkiewife]

Rhaenicent has all the sexually charged friendship, angst, betrayal, and tragedy of Throbb and Greysnow but Alicent and Rhaenyra are both Theon. I hope that helps.

[oddfuchsia]

forever weeping sobbing groaning that in a series with a billion pages we only got like a singular paragraph of jon theon and robb in the same scene…. and it’s theon kicking the head and jon calling theon an ass and robb the eternal peacemaker. so indicative of their dynamic and every single one of them with the most insane complexes about the other two…. i cant believe grrm gave us a taste of what could have been and then he took it all away

[valinoar]

a burning hill.

in which theon’s grins are for robb, and jon’s shame belongs to him alone.

theon greyjoy x jon snow. character study. 696 words

[amber-laughs]

“They’re dogs and he’s a wolf,” said Jon. “They know he’s not their kind.”

Lord Ramsay laughed. "You're not a man, Reek. You're just my creature. You'll have your wine, though. Walder, see to it. And fear not, I won't return you to the dungeons, you have my word as a Bolton. We'll make a dog of you instead. Meat every day, and I'll even leave you teeth enough to eat it. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

"I see what you are, Snow. Half a wolf and half a wildling, baseborn get of a traitor and a whore. You would deliver a highborn maid to the bed of some stinking savage. Did you sample her yourself first? A Dance with Dragons - Jon X

When Little Walder pulled him up and Big Walder waved the torch at him to herd him from the cell, he went along as docile as a dog. If he'd had a tail, he would have tucked it down between his legs. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I

"Aye. All that, and more. You are a warg too, they say, a skinchanger who walks at night as a wolf." King Stannis had a hard smile. "How much of it is true?" A Storm of Swords - Jon XI

That night, besides the collar, there was a ragged blanket too, and half a chicken. Reek had to fight the dogs for the meat, but it was the best meal he'd had since Winterfell. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

 The smells are stronger in my wolf dreams, he reflected, and food tastes richer too. Ghost is more alive than I am. He left the empty cup upon the forge. A Dance with Dragons - Jon II

The other man had been a good rider, but Reek was uneasy on horseback. It had been so long. He was no rider. He was not even a man. He was Lord Ramsay's creature, lower than a dog, a worm in human skin. A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

“The Weeper’s red rheumy eyes gave Jon another look. “Aye? Well, he has a wolfish cast to him, now as I look close.” A Storm of Swords - Jon I

"Reek," he said. "Your Reek." "Do this little thing for me, and you can be my dog and eat meat every day," Lord Ramsay promised.  A Dance with Dragons - Reek II

The taste of hot blood filled Jon's mouth, and he knew that Ghost had killed that night. No, he thought. I am a man, not a wolf. He rubbed his mouth with the back of a gloved hand and spat. A Dance with Dragons - Jon II

Damon Dance-for-Me sat greasing up his whip. "Reek," he called. He tapped the whip against his calf as a man might do to summon his dog. "You are starting to stink again, Reek." A Dance with Dragons - A Ghost in Winterfell

"The beast," he gasped. "Look! The beast that tore the life from Halfhand. A warg walks among us, brothers. A WARG! This . . . this creature is not fit to lead us! This beastling is not fit to live!" A Storm of Swords - Jon XII

"You would have done better to slit his throat," said the lord in mail. "A dog who turns against his master is fit for naught but skinning." "Oh, he's been skinned, here and there," said Ramsay. A Dance with Dragons - Reek I

[jeyne-stark]

Theon: fucking someone with the same name as me has always been an ambition of mine, a fun little narcissistic fantasy,

Jon: I hate this and I hate you

I know fandom loves to give Jon a Targaryen name, but consider: Lyanna names Jon after a Stark king, then dies before she tells Ned what it is.

Bran is delighted to discover that Jon's original name is Theon.

[daenystheedreamer]

What would've happened if Theon actually had the chance to go join the Night's Watch at the end of "A Clash Of Kings"?

so jon wouldn't have been there when he reaches it, and i think he'd be bitchy and whiny and trying to curry favour and take control to make up for his wounded pride at winterfell. i feel like he could fall in with alliser thorne and janos slynt, or make his own ragtag crew of rapists and murderers that he thinks are funny and goes to mole town and does not respect his vows and sexually harasses satin. by the time jon snow arrives back, i think a) jon immediately kills him after learning about all that happened and gets in major trouble b) jon is so disgusted by theon he defects BACK to the wildlings (crazy lol) c) jon understands that the wildling threat is too important and that he will deal with theon later, like he could use his skills as a bowman in the battle.

after the battle and stannis taking control, i think stannis could use the punishment of theon as leverage to garner jon's support, the same way he does with winterfell and legtimisation and lordship. and i think jon being given the option for revenge would sway him more than the option for winterfell, but he'd still say no.

theon would fall in with alliser thorne and janos slynt i think, mostly cos the other factions would dislike him. i don't think he'd like bowen marsh, i think he'd want to get in with denys mallister but denys mallister is too ironbornphobic (justified in theon's case LMFAO) to accept him, and cotter pyke is 50/50 i think he could have a ironborn to ironborn connection with theon but idk i think he'd HATE theon for being a pompous little lordling who is ironborn only in name. so its janos slynt for theon. once jon becomes lord commander, i think he's either keeping theon where he can see him (friends close enemies closer, which lord commander snow fucking LOVED doing lol) or might send him away to eastwatch just so he doesnt have to see him anymore. and if he gets sent to eastwatch, ramsay intercepts the caravan and steals theon away LOL. destiny will come for theon!

but if theon stays at winterfell, maybe he can prove himself to jon somehow. maybe after seeing jon behead janos slynt he gets the kick in the nuts he needed. maybe he begs leave of jon to find bran and rickon and prove that they are alive, maybe he gets the secret out of sam somehow in his desperation to prove himself innocent (still killed those kids tho). and then you can have him going up north to bloodraven (maybe bloodraven sends him some visions... maybe theyre euron related.....) or going off to rickon and somehow meeting up with davos and wyman and wyman is fully trying to kill him. assuming the boltons still take control of the north.

and maybe theon and jon can frot a bit idk

[captaincanonly]

modern shitsz

[jamesonionguy]

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Theon Greyjoy/Jon Snow, Ramsay Bolton/Theon Greyjoy Characters: Theon Greyjoy, Jon Snow, Robb Stark, Ramsay Bolton Additional Tags: mentions/appearances of the other starks, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Theon Greyjoy-centric, boyfailure theon, aka regular theon, Minor Thramsay, mentions of Ygritte Summary:

Snippets from the life of Theon Greyjoy.

[selkiewife]

Sorry I forgot to steal your tags with my first reblog- they are hilarious: @longclawshilt tags:

#jon’s hatred for theon being an important piece of world building is forever funny to me#like grrm just had to throw that in there#everyone else is cordial with each other but Jon and Theon is basically just:#Theon: *breathes*#Jon: THIS ANNOYING MATHAFU..!??#asoiaf#jon snow#theon greyjoy#jon x theon#objectively one of the hottest enemies to lovers ships in asoiaf#hope they meet in winds and fight to the death#or do something else idk 🙂#valyrianscrolls

Honestly, the world building in AGOT’s very first chapter is so unserious. Like yeah there’s a penal colony that guards a magic ice wall, and there’s this powerful feudal lord who carries out the king’s justice by taking his barely pubescent sons to watch a public execution - he also uses it as a show for his war hostage ward, and there are these BIG, HUGE magic wolves that can grow as large as a horse and are super duper rare and dangerous but now six of them are suddenly here for no reason whatsoever, and today’s public execution victim claims that the ice zombies of legend are back to wipe out humanity?! And oh yeah, Jon Snow fucking HATES Theon Greyjoy!

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[gazpachoandbooks]

Theon: I just don't get why you and Sansa keep pushing the whole "I can't stand her" show. It was different when you were kids, but you actually like each other now!

Arya: oh, so you can't understand why two people would pretend not being able to stand each other

Theon: precisely

Arya *walking into Theon's room*: and act like they wouldn't jump into hell to protect each other

Theon: that's my point!

Arya *rummaging through Theon's bags*: and pretend they couldn't care less if the other lives or dies

Theon: YES

Arya: and keep making their weird dynamic everyone else's problem

Theon: YES!!!!

Arya *lifting up a plastic bag and wrapping paper*: what's this?

Theon: none of your business

Arya: so it has nothing to do with the fact that tomorrow is Jon's nameday

Theon: this conversation is over

Arya: thought so

[jonsahater4live]

in the last few weeks ive come to look deeper into greysnow and thought i see the appeal i think they would be TERRIBLE for one another the only reason they stay together is because theon wants to be close to the starks and robb, and jon because he doesn’t like new things and is like well, at least i wont be suprised when he disappointes me. they been together since jon was 19 freshly broke up with ygritte and theon was living on the streets after ramsey. theon hasnt had contact with the starks for 3 years after stealing catelyns scent candels (theon got busted and this was catelyns last straw) jon took theon to his flat and after some time they got into a relationship, at the first dinner at the starks everyone was suprised, not only because theon used to bully jon and his friends in school and they never got along, but also because they live together since jon was 5 and theon 10 so everyone things it’s pseudo incest. ned nearly cryes and asks himself what hes done wong, catelyn is like not my problem, arya is heartbroken and tryes to get them to break up, robb is trying to stay happy for them but he is suprised. they stay together for 8 years. at robbs wedding everything comes to an end because of an argument of them, but during theyre relationship booth just wanted the acknowledgment of robb. the sex was unsatisfying short and always followed by silence until on of them started to cry over disappointment in theyre live.

[oddfuchsia]

so the thing about greysnow which is so deeply appealing to me and that i rarely see discussed is that forced cohabitation with people you don't like creates the weirdest dynamic. like. their shared relationship with robb + being boys of similar age means that despite the fact that they really didn’t like one another, they likely spent basically every single day together. and they probably knew each other really well. like jon is absolutely not reminiscing about fond memories of theon when he's at the wall he just remembers he exists every few days and is like man i hate that guy. but you know what? he probably notices every year when it's theon's birthday.

[owlsinathens]

So, I've written something for the first time in months. Not too sure what this actually is at the moment, but I sure as fuck won't question it 🤷🏻‍♀️

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They’re left alone in the yard, Theon and the little redhead. Robb, Theon repeats the boy’s name in his head. He looks to be about five or six years old, with huge eyes and a lot of freckles all over his nose. A bit too young for Theon, but the boy is the lord's oldest son, so he’ll have to do. For a long moment they stare at each other.

“Come, I’ll show you Winterfell,” the boy – Robb – declares, shuffling his feet. He looks excited, as if he can’t wait, and despite being tired Theon shrugs and follows the boy out of the yard, and into another one.

There’s a gate in that yard and Robb leads Theon through. After a few paces they come out – into the strangest place Theon has ever seen.

The ground is covered with moss, except for a footpath that Robb skips down, not looking back. He doesn’t notice that Theon isn’t following anymore, that he’s rooted to the spot, looking around in awe with his heart beating loudly in his chest.

There are trees everywhere. Big trees, with thick crowns that let almost no light filter into the grove – Theon swallows, a chill running down his spine as his gaze falls on the tree in the middle of it all.

It’s big, gigantic even, with blood-red leaves, the white bark as pale as the bones washing up on the beaches of Old Wyk. In the middle of it a face is carved into the bark, as red as the leaves, as if it is leaking blood, and Theon shivers.

This is a place for different gods than the one Theon knows, gods that fit the man who all of this belongs to, dark and cold and frightening.

“Theon!”

The boy’s – Robb’s – voice rips Theon out of his thoughts. He looks for him, finally spotting the curly red hair next to a pond, under a few blind dark windows. Robb is bouncing up and down, waving at Theon to come over.

Theon squints. Next to Robb another someone has appeared, a little smaller than him, with dark curls tumbling around a pale face. One of the lord’s other children, Theon muses as he cautiously walks over. Robb said he’s got a few siblings.

This must be his sister, Theon decides as he comes closer. The girl looks nothing like Robb, more like her father, and Theon hopes this is not the one he’s going to have to marry.

It had been his uncle Rodrik who’d said it, whispering urgently to Theon’s mother as she sat there crying, painting a picture of what Theon's life would look like in the lord's castle. He’ll be treated with honour, the uncle had said. Lord Stark has children of his own, and mayhaps one day…”

His mother’s sobs hadn’t ceased, and Theon had stopped listening after that, suppressing the urge to cover his ears. He didn't want to be treated with honour, he wanted to stay at home.

When he reaches the two children, Theon gives the girl a closer look. She’s wearing boy clothes, just like Asha always does. Dark hair, dark eyes boring into Theon’s, her mouth forming a small pout.

“This is my brother, Jon,” Robb crows, gesticulating wildly. “Jon, this is Theon. He’s going to live here.”

Oh, a boy. A younger son. Theon gives a half-hearted wave, already losing interest. Still, can’t hurt to be nice.

“I thought you were a girl,” he says with a grin. “You have hair like one.”

Robb’s hand flies to his mouth to hide a giggle, and Theon grins wider, satisfied with this reaction. Until his gaze falls on the other boy – Jon – uh-oh. Theon’s smile fades when the boy glares at him, the dark brows gathering over his eyes, glittering with – is that boy crying?

Theon frowns, confusedly opening his mouth to ask what’s wrong, when suddenly the boy turns, running away along the path, and out of the Godswood before Theon can say a single thing.

“Oh no,” Robb says, his shoulders drooping. “Jon is weird again.” He sighs, gathering something – a small cloak, Theon realizes – from the ground, dusting it off. “I’ll go and look for him. "Are you coming?”

Not waiting for an answer Robb marches away, and with a shrug Theon follows. The other boy will calm down again, and then they’ll start afresh. Or not. Theon doesn’t really care either way.

[selkiewife]

Reading this update right now very happy haha @owlsinathens