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modern theon is an bisexual icon/loser, he wanted to fuck both cat and ned, tells robb every time when he seas cersei lannister that she wants him so bad (he once tried to hit on her and she hit him so hard that he nearly blacked out but when anyone asked about the bruise he said that it was an sm game) and robb totally believes him. he and jon had once or twice hate sex but it ended because there was to much hate and far to less sex in theons opinion. theon, like in canon tried to bang asha and she told everyone wich will be brought up by everyone in every dispute to mock theon. naturally he was in a (abusive) relationship with ramsay and still lost a finger to this. he tried to hit on sansa when she became 16 and cat, pissed off because theon was 24 still lived with them, (they thought he woild go out of theyre foster care once he turned 18) fucked very vocaly on the attic (his room), always calls her a milf, tried to get ned into some weard daddy kink and is in i relationship with robb (she thinks he could get someone better) throws him out. theon just comes back after two weeks because he lost all his money to buisness ideas and slept by ramsay, whom drugged him and cut off one of his toes. you can say that the dinners at the stark house are aquard after all this
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#theon greyjoy#eddard stark#robb stark#sansa stark#ned stark#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#jon snow#cersei lannister#ramsay bolton#bicon
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Hi! 👋 We're reaching out with a heartfelt message of hope. My wife, Diana, our two young daughters, and I live in Gaza, where we face daily struggles in an environment filled with conflict 💔. We've just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help us escape this danger and find a place where our family can live in peace. Your support, even by simply sharing the link, would mean the world to us. Thank you for reading our story, and for any help you can give ❤️🌸.
Please take a moment to check it out: [https://gofund.me/4f370b48]
i hope i can help by sharing, i hope the best for everyone there
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"I am Najwa, a mother of three children: Yazan, Fadi and Ahmed. I used to live in Gaza, own a house that I consider my heaven, and work as a teacher. But the war left me with nothing; I lost my job😭😭 and had to flee with my family.
In search of safety, I have only one dream: to keep them safe.😭😭😭
We lived in my family's house, until November 12, 2024, a day I will never forget as long as I live. It was a day like the Day of Judgment; 😭 Our house was bombed, and turned into rubble. We were screaming from the rubble, our voices filling the place, until the ambulances came.
Alive. My children got out unharmed, my husband suffered a facial injury, but the tragedy was greater; my husband lost 11 members of his family, while others escaped with wounds that would not heal.
We are here, we may have survived physically, but our souls are still under the rubble, and we are still fighting the struggle of life every day. After we removed some of the rubble, we found no place to take refuge except to set up a tent in front of the house, to live in it among the remains of our memories.
In the midst of war, time passes unbearably slowly, and fear, sadness, and hope mix. I wake up every day to the sounds of explosions and the smell of smoke. I don’t know if my day will start with calm or with a journey in search of safety among the sounds of
It's not an ordinary life; it's a struggle for survival, where the simplest things become difficult. In this place, dreams fade away and become just a distant thought, and all I think about is that the day passes peacefully. I hope to help me and my family to stay aliveness.
https://gofund.me/56b5a76a
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🚨 Urgent Appeal for Help from Gaza 🚨
My name is Mohammed, and I am a husband and father of three amazing children. We live in Gaza, a place that was once filled with the vibrant energy of bustling markets, children playing in the streets, and the comforting presence of family and friends. Gaza was a place where we could dream of a better future.
But today, that Gaza feels like a distant memory. The ongoing war has ravaged our home, leaving it severely damaged and our means of livelihood shattered. What was once a place of love and community has turned into a zone of fear, with bombings and horror cries and the constant struggle to secure basic necessities like food and clean water.
After much painful deliberation, my family and I have made the heart-wrenching decision to leave our beloved home of family and connection to rebuild our lives. We are trying to raise $40,000 to relocate to the West and cover the first expenses and settle for a year, giving us the time we need to find stability and start anew.
Leaving our beloved home, the place where we grew up, and the people that make our lives so bright. But for the sake of our children and their future, a step is necessary, no matter how difficult.
We humbly ask for your support. Any contribution, no matter how small, will bring us closer to a new life and help us begin the journey toward stability and security.
Thank you for your kindness, understanding, and generosity. 🌹
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🚨 Help Us Escape the Devastation of War 🚨
Hello, everyone.
My name is Mohammed Abu Swierh, and I’m writing to you from Al-Nuseirat, Gaza, where my family and I face unimaginable hardships. My wife and I are raising our three beautiful children: Mira (6 years), Bakr (3 years), and Maria (1 year). But our once peaceful lives have been shattered by the relentless conflict that has plagued Gaza for about a year. 💔
Our home, which once held so many dreams, is now damaged beyond recognition. Every day, our children live in fear, surrounded by destruction, without the safe place for our children to grow up. The war has stripped them of the freedom and childhood they deserve. Instead, they are growing up in a world filled with fear, uncertainty, and despair. 😔
After many sleepless nights and countless prayers, we’ve come to the heartbreaking decision that we must leave Gaza. We are hoping to build a safer, better future for our children, a future free from war and filled with hope.
But we can’t do it alone. Here’s where you can make a life-changing difference for our family:
- $20,000: To cover the expenses of leaving and rebuilding our lives in a safe country.
- $9,000: For a year’s worth of rebuilding our life, housing, food, and essential living costs as we adjust.
- $1,000: To cover transaction and fundraising fees.
We humbly ask for your help. No contribution is too small, and every dollar brings us closer to giving our children the chance to grow up in peace. This is more than just a financial plea; it’s a call to save a family from the grips of war. 🙏
Your generosity can be the light that leads us out of this darkness. Please consider donating and sharing our story with those who may want to help. ❤️
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🌿 Help Us Find Peace Amid the Chaos 🌿
Hello, friends.
My name is Mohammed, and I'm reaching out from a place of unimaginable hardship. My family, like so many others in Gaza, is struggling to survive each day. The conflict has taken a heavy toll on our lives, leaving us to face a grim reality, our home has been destroyed, and we are left with nowhere safe to go. 😔
I am the father of three beautiful children, and as a parent, nothing is more painful than watching your kids grow up, surrounded by fear and destruction. Mirn, Bark, and Mariar are the light of my life, but they've never known the joy of running through a park without fear, or playing freely like children should. ❤️
We've reached a point where staying here is no longer an option. The walls that once sheltered us now stand in ruins, and hope for a safe future is fading fast. We dream of rebuilding, not just our home, but our lives, somewhere free from the daily fear of war, where my children can sleep peacefully and smile again. 🕊️
But we need your help to make this dream a reality. Your support means more than just money, it's a lifeline. It's a chance for us to begin again.
Every Act of Kindness Brings Us Closer to Safety. Your compassion can help us escape this nightmare. We are asking for your support, no matter how small, to help us start fresh, away from the violence, away from the rubble, and toward a place where my family can heal and grow. Every dollar you contribute is a step toward hope. 🙏
Thank you for standing with us in these difficult times. Your kindness can help us rebuild our lives and find peace again. ❤️🩹
With sincere gratitude,
Mohammed and Family
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i think that the reason for ‘why is there so much harry potter smut?’ is because its the first thing people were allowed te read that was more ‘grown up’ and so then they became 10-12 and first started thinking about sex and reading/writing fan fiction it was the best they had
#harry potter#wizarding world#i know i don’t post about hp normaly#hp smut#im actually kinda amazed what the tag hp smut was pre existing#speaking out of experience
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when i make modern au hc for asoiaf i always try to keep the ages accurate, then i remember im a throbb shipper, then i remember they are 14 and 19, then i just frow everything under the bus and say they are booth 17
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#theon greyjoy#robb stark#throbb#age accurate characters#its a struggle
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am i the only one who every time someone writes acok reads it a cock?
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throbb is “im youre man” from mitski sung out of theons perspective and i will die on that hill
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lyanna and rhaegar
i think what often is forgotten in the question of if lyanna loved rhaegar (or maybe its not forgotten please tell me if its a popular opinion) is that lyanna must have been around 14-15 at harrenhall and rhaegar was a prince. imagine we are in lyannas situation: you are a teenage girl who comes for one of the first times out of her home and to the biggest party in history! there is also the prince of westeros and has a beautiful singing voice and he plays ballads on his harp which is so beautiful and melancholy that you even cry! (i let the part of the knight of the laughing tree out because this would go to much in hc) as he wins heroically the biggest tuernie (no plan how to write this sry) in history, he makes you the queen of love and beauty!
i think this is the equivalent of harry styles seas you reading a book at the one direction concert and takes you one the stage. so i think that its easy to assume that lyanna came willingly with rhaegar, but not in a crossstared lovers way, but in a priscilla presley way. but i also think that after aerys killed her brother and father it became more like a kidnapping for her.
my conclusion? i think it was a kind of grooming with an unhealthy power in-ambulance. and at the end of the day lyanna was a child and rhaegar a grown man. it shouldn’t be romanticised.
sorry for all the grammar errors and bye
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The show surgically removed all of Theon's drip BUT...
Theon would look like he was dragged ass-backwards through a Dolce&Gabbana warehouse.
Theon would pay his rent late because he spent the very last of his paycheque on designer brand underwear.
Theon would break it off with Kyra when she pops off a button on his Versace shirt during foreplay.
Theon would offer to help Robb with moving but would show up wearing Gucci and refuse to do anything for fear of staining his clothes.
Theon would use bribery and sexual flavours to win "Best Dressed" in his high school year book.
Theon would instantly quit his job and move cross-country to NYC because he found out that a customer's brother's friend's friend's knows someone who works in a modelling agency.
Theon would wear bright purple to Ned's funeral because he thought it brought out the colour in his eyes more than black did.
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after many questions (no one asked) i finally give in and tell the world my satin fan cast. aaaannnnddddd it is ANTHONY RAMOS!
his look gives me such satin vibes and i just think the look is perfect
#asoiaf#satin of oldtown#satin flowers#satin of the nightswatch#anthony ramos#i know he cheated on his fiancé but he is satin in my mind#fancast
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Six the musical westeros edition
the art is not from me! i just used the gorgeous maker six queens dressup by lightleckrereins on meiker.io
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf modern au#ceryse hightower#alys harroway#tyanna of the tower#elinor costayne#jeyne westerling#rhaena targaryen#maegor targaryen#six the musical#the black brides
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one thing i know for sure is asoiaf would have slayed as a 70s german czech co production for the sunday fairytale
#asoiaf#germany#czech#three wishes for cinderella#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#three wishes for cinderella specifically
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Thanks to the Gladiator 2 trailer, Those About to Die, and the Alexander docu-series on Netflix, I have learned one important lesson:
Men should be wearing mini skirts so much more.
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