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ned stark has absolutely no understanding of sexual undertones. and modern! ned used to read baby sansa books as goodnight storys, they read together everything from baby books to children novels, until one day when sansa was 8 she said that in school girls were talking about twilight and she wanted it to be they’re next book to read together. ned got as soon as possible on his computer from 1998 (he doesn’t understand the internet and only got an iphone when his old nohkia was broken out of pressure from his children) and searched for the book, as he read the description he found it really inappropriate for such a young girl to be read this to, but he wanted to fulfill her wish of a vampire novel. so he settled on interview with the vampire! they read the book through and sansa loved it, ned was happy about it and didn’t even thought about moments like the little boy humping the vampires leg while being sucked out. they got to the next novel the vampire lestad but halfway through catelyn decided to search on the internet these books, she told ned that he couldn’t read it to sansa because of all the blood, abusive relationship, character death, incest and of course sexual undertones, they decided she could read it when she was older.
on her 14 birthday, ned decided to gift sansa all the books from the vampire chronicles but sansa already read them through when she was elven at they’re local library. to this day she says these books made her the lesbian she is today
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#eddard stark#ned stark#sansa stark#catelyn stark#the vampire chronicles#sansa is a lesbian
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delulu was not theyre solulu
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i love meiker.io cause when you scroll through the snaps on half is oc the other is asoiaf
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Can you imagine this? 😔
Here in Gaza, we’ve been living in tents for ten months. There are no words to truly capture the depth of our suffering. 💔
Ask yourself: Could you live like this? Imagine yourself in our place—facing daily hardships with no escape. Can you adapt to a life like this? 😩
It’s not just the lack of a home. It’s the endless bombing, the constant danger, and the overwhelming fear that surrounds us 😭 We live in conditions that no one should endure: incomplete cleanliness, widespread disease, and an overwhelming struggle to survive 🍉
Words cannot fully describe the pain and suffering we face every single day. 💔💔
Please, don’t leave us alone. We need your support, your empathy, and your prayers now more than ever 🙏
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might be a hot take but i HATE fancasts for asoiaf from modern people. what do you mean lyanna stark is hayle steinfeld? she is clearly some girl from the edwardian era! what do you mean arya is (the fantastic) maisie williams? she IS ronja röverdotter played by hanna zeterberg! and renly baratheon? played by the prince from three wishes for cinderella. what i mean to tell you with this is that for me! asoiaf is whimsical, it should look like a fairytale, the highest year of actor would be wichever nicole kidman is (obviously cersei).
please god if i see another edit from asoiaf with the last kingdom im gone jump of my rooftop
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#fancast#only exception is david tennant in his staged era im sorry im just a simp for him#that is my ned stark
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what each of the stark kids used to play with as children:
jon&robb: hardcore lego children, they always payed together lego ninjago and would never let out an episode. they watched it together every evening on toggo. they also loved lego starwars but because catelyn forbade them watching it they listened to the audios of it on cd and read every starwars book in they’re city library
sansa: she had lots of different play tings, barbie, lego friends, dolls, schleich, polly pocket and silvainian family but her favourite thing was playmobiel, she had the big house and all the sets for inside. she and jeanie would watch together family vogel on youtoube (shout out to the germans) and tried to play the storylines out with sansas sets. and also they hated family houser
arya: when she was younger sansa would force her to play dolls, but after time arya tried to play with jon and robb. they didnt let her play with them because she would destroy theyre “battle strategy” from the stormtroopers, so her hyper fixation became dinos! she would have every dino figure you could think of and she would tell you about every single one of them, she had dino tshirts and a dino rainsuit like this:
bran: was an outdoor kid, but after he “fell” he started playing minecraft and since then is extremly fascinated by it.
rickon: nerf. but then bren was in the coma no one had time for him and his nerf guns so he got an ipad to play a little bit roblox but since then no one has seen him without it. catelyn is deeply ashamed that she made an ipad kid.
theon: played with his brothers water bording, he was the victim. once asked his father to play dolls with him and asha, he hit him
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#robb stark#jon snow#sansa stark#arya stark#bran stark#rickon stark#catelyn stark#ned stark#eddard stark#theon greyjoy#starklings
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im so sorry english isn’t my first language (crying emoji but i can’t find it right now so just imagine it being there
modern theon is an bisexual icon/loser, he wanted to fuck both cat and ned, tells robb every time when he seas cersei lannister that she wants him so bad (he once tried to hit on her and she hit him so hard that he nearly blacked out but when anyone asked about the bruise he said that it was an sm game) and robb totally believes him. he and jon had once or twice hate sex but it ended because there was to much hate and far to less sex in theons opinion. theon, like in canon tried to bang asha and she told everyone wich will be brought up by everyone in every dispute to mock theon. naturally he was in a (abusive) relationship with ramsay and still lost a finger to this. he tried to hit on sansa when she became 16 and cat, pissed off because theon was 24 still lived with them, (they thought he woild go out of theyre foster care once he turned 18) fucked very vocaly on the attic (his room), always calls her a milf, tried to get ned into some weard daddy kink and is in i relationship with robb (she thinks he could get someone better) throws him out. theon just comes back after two weeks because he lost all his money to buisness ideas and slept by ramsay, whom drugged him and cut off one of his toes. you can say that the dinners at the stark house are aquard after all this
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modern theon is an bisexual icon/loser, he wanted to fuck both cat and ned, tells robb every time when he seas cersei lannister that she wants him so bad (he once tried to hit on her and she hit him so hard that he nearly blacked out but when anyone asked about the bruise he said that it was an sm game) and robb totally believes him. he and jon had once or twice hate sex but it ended because there was to much hate and far to less sex in theons opinion. theon, like in canon tried to bang asha and she told everyone wich will be brought up by everyone in every dispute to mock theon. naturally he was in a (abusive) relationship with ramsay and still lost a finger to this. he tried to hit on sansa when she became 16 and cat, pissed off because theon was 24 still lived with them, (they thought he woild go out of theyre foster care once he turned 18) fucked very vocaly on the attic (his room), always calls her a milf, tried to get ned into some weard daddy kink and is in i relationship with robb (she thinks he could get someone better) throws him out. theon just comes back after two weeks because he lost all his money to buisness ideas and slept by ramsay, whom drugged him and cut off one of his toes. you can say that the dinners at the stark house are aquard after all this
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#theon greyjoy#eddard stark#robb stark#sansa stark#ned stark#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#jon snow#cersei lannister#ramsay bolton#bicon
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Hi! 👋 We're reaching out with a heartfelt message of hope. My wife, Diana, our two young daughters, and I live in Gaza, where we face daily struggles in an environment filled with conflict 💔. We've just launched a new GoFundMe campaign to help us escape this danger and find a place where our family can live in peace. Your support, even by simply sharing the link, would mean the world to us. Thank you for reading our story, and for any help you can give ❤️🌸.
Please take a moment to check it out: [https://gofund.me/4f370b48]
i hope i can help by sharing, i hope the best for everyone there
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"I am Najwa, a mother of three children: Yazan, Fadi and Ahmed. I used to live in Gaza, own a house that I consider my heaven, and work as a teacher. But the war left me with nothing; I lost my job😭😭 and had to flee with my family.
In search of safety, I have only one dream: to keep them safe.😭😭😭
We lived in my family's house, until November 12, 2024, a day I will never forget as long as I live. It was a day like the Day of Judgment; 😭 Our house was bombed, and turned into rubble. We were screaming from the rubble, our voices filling the place, until the ambulances came.
Alive. My children got out unharmed, my husband suffered a facial injury, but the tragedy was greater; my husband lost 11 members of his family, while others escaped with wounds that would not heal.
We are here, we may have survived physically, but our souls are still under the rubble, and we are still fighting the struggle of life every day. After we removed some of the rubble, we found no place to take refuge except to set up a tent in front of the house, to live in it among the remains of our memories.
In the midst of war, time passes unbearably slowly, and fear, sadness, and hope mix. I wake up every day to the sounds of explosions and the smell of smoke. I don’t know if my day will start with calm or with a journey in search of safety among the sounds of
It's not an ordinary life; it's a struggle for survival, where the simplest things become difficult. In this place, dreams fade away and become just a distant thought, and all I think about is that the day passes peacefully. I hope to help me and my family to stay aliveness.
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🚨 Urgent Appeal for Help from Gaza 🚨
My name is Mohammed, and I am a husband and father of three amazing children. We live in Gaza, a place that was once filled with the vibrant energy of bustling markets, children playing in the streets, and the comforting presence of family and friends. Gaza was a place where we could dream of a better future.
But today, that Gaza feels like a distant memory. The ongoing war has ravaged our home, leaving it severely damaged and our means of livelihood shattered. What was once a place of love and community has turned into a zone of fear, with bombings and horror cries and the constant struggle to secure basic necessities like food and clean water.
After much painful deliberation, my family and I have made the heart-wrenching decision to leave our beloved home of family and connection to rebuild our lives. We are trying to raise $40,000 to relocate to the West and cover the first expenses and settle for a year, giving us the time we need to find stability and start anew.
Leaving our beloved home, the place where we grew up, and the people that make our lives so bright. But for the sake of our children and their future, a step is necessary, no matter how difficult.
We humbly ask for your support. Any contribution, no matter how small, will bring us closer to a new life and help us begin the journey toward stability and security.
Thank you for your kindness, understanding, and generosity. 🌹
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🚨 Help Us Escape the Devastation of War 🚨
Hello, everyone.
My name is Mohammed Abu Swierh, and I’m writing to you from Al-Nuseirat, Gaza, where my family and I face unimaginable hardships. My wife and I are raising our three beautiful children: Mira (6 years), Bakr (3 years), and Maria (1 year). But our once peaceful lives have been shattered by the relentless conflict that has plagued Gaza for about a year. 💔
Our home, which once held so many dreams, is now damaged beyond recognition. Every day, our children live in fear, surrounded by destruction, without the safe place for our children to grow up. The war has stripped them of the freedom and childhood they deserve. Instead, they are growing up in a world filled with fear, uncertainty, and despair. 😔
After many sleepless nights and countless prayers, we’ve come to the heartbreaking decision that we must leave Gaza. We are hoping to build a safer, better future for our children, a future free from war and filled with hope.
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We humbly ask for your help. No contribution is too small, and every dollar brings us closer to giving our children the chance to grow up in peace. This is more than just a financial plea; it’s a call to save a family from the grips of war. 🙏
Your generosity can be the light that leads us out of this darkness. Please consider donating and sharing our story with those who may want to help. ❤️
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🌿 Help Us Find Peace Amid the Chaos 🌿
Hello, friends.
My name is Mohammed, and I'm reaching out from a place of unimaginable hardship. My family, like so many others in Gaza, is struggling to survive each day. The conflict has taken a heavy toll on our lives, leaving us to face a grim reality, our home has been destroyed, and we are left with nowhere safe to go. 😔
I am the father of three beautiful children, and as a parent, nothing is more painful than watching your kids grow up, surrounded by fear and destruction. Mirn, Bark, and Mariar are the light of my life, but they've never known the joy of running through a park without fear, or playing freely like children should. ❤️
We've reached a point where staying here is no longer an option. The walls that once sheltered us now stand in ruins, and hope for a safe future is fading fast. We dream of rebuilding, not just our home, but our lives, somewhere free from the daily fear of war, where my children can sleep peacefully and smile again. 🕊️
But we need your help to make this dream a reality. Your support means more than just money, it's a lifeline. It's a chance for us to begin again.
Every Act of Kindness Brings Us Closer to Safety. Your compassion can help us escape this nightmare. We are asking for your support, no matter how small, to help us start fresh, away from the violence, away from the rubble, and toward a place where my family can heal and grow. Every dollar you contribute is a step toward hope. 🙏
Thank you for standing with us in these difficult times. Your kindness can help us rebuild our lives and find peace again. ❤️🩹
With sincere gratitude,
Mohammed and Family
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when i make modern au hc for asoiaf i always try to keep the ages accurate, then i remember im a throbb shipper, then i remember they are 14 and 19, then i just frow everything under the bus and say they are booth 17
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#valyrianshitpost#asoiaf modern au#theon greyjoy#robb stark#throbb#age accurate characters#its a struggle
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am i the only one who every time someone writes acok reads it a cock?
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throbb is “im youre man” from mitski sung out of theons perspective and i will die on that hill
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