#i didnt take a fucking nap even though i needed one. i didnt get to play my liddle game with my friends. i learned about that 3 days ago.

[love44lew]

kinktober day one: in heat

彡driver max verstappen x fem!reader

彡genre smut (with a little plot), sub!reader, softdom!max, a little dumbification, petnames, unprotected, dirty talk, multiple rounds, reader gets put to sleep #melatonindck

彡summary you wake up from a nap uneasy

彡notes october is my favorite month of the year!! i should’ve started the first but whatever 🙄🙄

彡warning sexual content

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you plopped down on the couch next to max. you had just woken up from a nap with and ache in your lower stomach and in between your legs, you thought it was just your period but that had already passed a week ago. you didnt know what was wrong with you. 

your panties were soaked and your palms were clammy. probably had a wet dream, but now that wet dream has effected your real life and you need help. you lie in a fetal position with your hands pressing your lower stomach. max placed his phone down and ran his baby soft hands down your back, moving his thigh a little so your head can rest on it. “whats wrong liefde?” his brows furrowed as his face showed genuine concern. you just groaned in response, your nose nuzzling into his thigh with your eyes shut. “baby” he tucked some hair back from your face.

your eyes fluttered open as your gaze locked on him. your puplils dilating a little wider upon seeing his face. “my pretty girl, whats wrong with you? are you sick?” he placed the back of his hand on your forehead. you were a little warm, but its naturally cold in the house so you were all wrapped up in your blankets. “mm-mh” you shook your head. “cramps?” you shook your head again. “i cant help you if you dont use your words” he brushed a finger over your eyelid as his hand cupped the side if your face. “t-touch me, please” your legs slightly shivering as the words managed to collect into anything but a slur. “ima need you to be more specific, i’m touching you right now” he lifted an eyebrow and you whined a little in frustration with his slight naiveness.

“touch my body while you fuck me. fuck me please, it hurts” your breath hitched and your voice cracked as you sat up. without a word max began stripping off his clothes. you quickly threw aside your shirt which was the only thing you had on. you turned around your knees dug into the soft cushions and your back arched as you waited dripping for him. max slapped his heavy cock on your cunt, your legs shaking a little. “so fucking wet for me” he rubbed his shaft between your folds before positioning himself aligned with your dripping cunt.

his cock sunk into you, air released making a funny sound. max giggled, “pussy talking to me, huh?” his hand landed hard on your rear mounds. the sting was so sweet your hips thrusted back onto him.

he continued thrusting into you as your bodies moved in synch with each other. he reached his hand over to grab your wrists, holding them behind you as his other hand lay on your lower back. his cock dug deeper than before, your cunt making wet noises as your slick coated his shaft. “mm doll, you’re taking me so well” his voice rung sweetly in your ears. you hear nothing but the sounds of your own muffled moans him pounding into your soaking hole.

you felt like you could go on for hours without being completely satisfied, which is exactly what happened. you both came in 5 different positions and your cunt still wanted more, your legs were so tired and you could barely collect words together or even form a thought. the pressure had relieved a bit but his cock felt sooo soo good and you took him so well he couldn’t get enough of your cunt either.

“my dick might fall off if we keep this up” your mouth tugged into a weak smile at his remark.

“you like it when i make you cum back to back though..” he sat up and tapped his thigh signaling that you get on. you straddled him as you slowly sunk down onto his still very prominent arousal, using his shoulders as leverage. you rested your temple on his shoulder and felt yourself start to slip away. max pushed his shoulder forward forcing your head up as your tired eyes stared into his.

“stay awake, just a little longer.” your head tipped to the side as you sigh. “here, hold my hand” he whispers, taking your hand in his as your fingers intertwine.

his other hand grips on your hip, squeezing until it feels like its bruising—like you didn’t already enough of those. you gripped your hand on his shoulder and tried to lift yourself but you came crashing down as soon as you went up. you whined as your head fell onto his shoulder.

“i know baby, i know.” he rubs circles on your hip with his thumb. max adjusts himself causing you to let out an involuntary whimper.

he lets go of your hand and slides both of them to under your bum to hold you up to slowly let you back down and then up again. you feel his strong arms and chest flex with every movement. he groans when you rock your hips for him to go faster. his hips buck up into you, you yelp at the sudden force.

“sorry, sorry” max kisses your cheek along with a trail of apologies.

“dont s-stop” you whine out and he obliged, bucking his hips up again and again. he fucks you so good you could feel another orgasm approaching with every time he hit the spots you didn’t know existed but stung oh so good. “oh fuck-“ you felt another thick knot welling up in your core. you hugged him closer your moans and whines muffled into his shoulder.

your walls spasmed around him as your legs began to quiver.

“are you close, mijn liefje?” he asked panting a little. you just nodded, too drunk on bliss as his shaft continues to bruise your cunt.

“fuck—me too” his cock twitches inside your gummy walls.

“you want me to fill this pretty pussy again? hm?” his voice quivered a little. you nodded once again.

his pace picked up as his own climax came near. max’s tone went up a little higher than before, his groans and moans shifting into panting and a couple whimpers here and there.

“fuck fuck fuuuhh~ fuckfuckfucshitkfuck” as he pumped pearly ropes into your cunt, your own climax followed shortly behind. you now using his arms as support to grind your clit down onto his base. waves of pleasure washed over you as your body shivered and shook. your body had given out, passing out in his arms, with his cock still buried deep in your walls.

“liefde?” max called to you between pants, none to his avail, no response. a smile creeped on his face,

“i put my baby to sleep, hm?” he said to himself quietly as he felt all your muscles relax, your body melting impossibly further onto his. with his soft, plump lips, he landed soft kisses on your shoulder and neck, rubbing circles up and down your back.

[leafybfdia]

ii2 ep 16 act 1 spoilers

um so this act has utterly decimated me. i had work to do yesterday and i found myself completely unable to do any of it. i woke up this morning and my first thought was about this episode. i went out today and all i could think about was this episode. i came home and ate and had to take a nap because my head hurt from thinking about this episode. i slept for 3 hours and dreamt of ii. ive done nothing today except think about ii2 ep 16 act 1. i didnt even act like this when firey revived leafy and i literally go insane over any leafy crumbs. point is i think i need to talk about it to release me. this is just gonna be my speculation for some things. ok? ok

the contestants

ive seen people debating about whether cobs is lying about mephone making the contestants but i think hes genuinely telling the truth considering the fact that 1. they glitch at the end and 2. the foreshadowing and 3. brian and co have been laughing it up over at animationepic hq or wherever LOL. but one thing i do think is worth discussing is whether or not mephone was even like consciously aware of what he was doing. i thought it was heavily heavily implied that he didnt realize (considering that when cobs asks “why did you do it?” hes like huh whuh) but then brian tweeted this

but then again he could be fucking with us. like you never know. and also i mean the question WAS pretty vague.

PERSONALLY im team subconscious. i think the writers are trying to hurt us and subconscious would hurt more.

another thing to mention is that the settings of inanimate insanity are very likely made up considering that the s2 location has literally prime shimmer planet eggs or whatever as hills in the background, and the island in iii is called “inanimate island” iirc. the same alliteration cobs mentions. and of course it could just be some pre-existing island that he renamed himself for the show but at this point i feel like anything is possible

whos real and who isnt

so that leads to this. who the hell is made up then??

i genuinely wanted to argue that bow could be real considering the fact that she came into the show on her own against mephones own wishes and also cant be revived but if team subconscious is right then it would have been possible for mephone to just have made her up too so like… i dont know. I dont know… it’s scary….

oh and that leads to another thing i kept seeing

the “bow is a prime shimmer” theory or whatever that i keep seeing

… guys im going to be honest i think we’ve reached the point of delirium. on one hand i vaguely understand where these ppl are coming from since bow made a prime shimmer sound and the egg that 3gs gave to cobs was pink (and i saw someone say it had a bow symbol on it but i just couldnt see it????) but i otherwise… dont see it? she doesnt look like a prime shimmer guys. sorry. anyways

mephone x

good goddamn lord. so get a load of this guy.

one thing i havent really seen people talk about is how only the specific targets can see mephone x and no one else. of course this is like WTF! before it’s revealed that everyones “not real” but like. i mean it’s assumed that cobs is the one controlling this thing. idk if this thing has agency and is just following cobs orders or if its just a vessel for cobs to control or what but it really begs the question as to like. how can he make mephone x be invisible to everyone else? are the contestants “made up” in the sense that theyre just code, and hes entering the mainframe or whatever? like. im assuming thats what it is but like Oh My God? and what the fuck is going on with his targets?

everyone keeps saying that like ohhh hes targetting those who were in the middle of talking with others but i dont think thats necessarily the case. i think thats just for the drama. even though it’s been said that it’s up for interpretation if guava and soap were killed too i at the very least think guava is dead dead since his disappearance was mentioned before even pickle died. starfruit says that guava just “ditched” so he wasnt talking to anyone. i genuinely think anyones fucked. speaking of which:

is the death thing permanent

honestly? im scared to answer this. on one hand im like well no these characters have important arcs they need to fulfill but on the other hand i feel like we genuinely may be hit with the madoka magica treatment here where death is sudden, unexpected, permanent, and terrifying.

my biggest fear is the ending being like everyone coming to terms with the fact that theyre not real and just fading away like they got thanos snapped or something. but i think soap and mics interaction is foreshadowing. soap deletes a picture of them together and opens the recently deleted pictures album and goes “oops, missed a spot!”. i think toilet, oj, pickle, nickel, and potentially soap and guava are in some kind of digital trash can right now and can still be saved. chat i have to believe

box

so. rememebr box you guys.

… i dont think hes “the first victim” or whatever. although it is an interesting theory

people seem to be able to communicate with box? which makes sense since theyre all made up and if box is made up too then well theyre like all the same guys. but like… his whole not reacting thing is mentioned too so. i mean. huh?

i dont remember if bot ever interacted with box before he got injured too. and im too tired to rewatch the first parts of season 3. but them interacting with box would have implications since they were like the only confirmed contestant so far that mephone hasnt made himself

toilet

oh yeah hes fucked. he has been fucked for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! we just finally got confirmation that like yep no that man is DIED. although it confirms that toilet too isnt real which makes my whole “is bow real” thing kind of a stretch since he didnt like bow or toilet and yet they were still there

of course his carcass wasnt shown so it’s like ohh maybe he just got kidnapped or whatever.

and also adam was being controlled by cobs, and adam DID hire toilet… IS toilet real? if he isnt then did another mephone make toilet for cobs so he could send him out?? im in so much pain

honorable mentions and misc

- test tube and fan making bot is made slightly better because they didnt realize both bow and marshmallow were still. “alive”. bows not really alive though but you know what i mean. STILL DOESNT EXCUSE IT THOUGH

- do you think mephone made santa because of his childish whimsy and joy. like he wanted santa to be real so bad. Guys im sorry im not rewatching that episode i dont remember what even happens

- the season 3 contestants being at the hotel is… it’s not IMPOSSIBLE i guess since oj knows them. still frightening. they like literally spawned in it was the scariest shit ever. i remember when i was at the meetup i noticed that candles asset used in the theater etiquette video was season 2ified and i was like LOL thats a little unnecessary. like the face and limbs sure but the asset itself? Anyways yeah no that was completely necessary.

- according to brian the plot twist was planned since 2015 at the latest, so around the episode “theft and battery” when cobs is first shown. do with that what you will.

- ballpoint pens resemblance to cobs was not a funny coincidence.

- i genuinely got scared that mephone was confirmed to be a babys or something but as im rewatching it like 20 times yeah no i think cobs is just infantilizing him. Can i be honest mephone has always had old man voice to me

- do you think mephone made springy so he could feel like he had a normal childhood. sniffle

- bot, the one contestant he didnt make, was his favorite. Do with that what you will.

- no i dont think suitcases psychosis was her just “seeing reality as how it is”. i feel so bad for suitcase especially btw. im team suitcase i always have been they could never make me hate her.

- walkie talkie. FUCK

my predictions

- lightbulbs a goner im so sorry. lightbulb was literally trending on twitter earlier idk if it still is but shes FUCKED. she has the X on her face in the thumbnail and shes a fan favorite. someones gonna argue with her like ohh you cant make this positive lightbulb and then shes gonna be like Chat whats that sound… (she would say 100% say chat. to me)

- the rest of the season 3 contestants HAVE to be shown. theyre involved in this too man. clover fluttering away on her butterflies to whereever she went after she got eliminated and im like THIS INVOLVES YOU TOO. GET BACK HERE

- mephone will deny that he made everyone up but as he begins to doubt himself everyone will start glitching out

- i think bot will be called in here. cobs cant do shit to them mephone x wise

- no one wins here. even if they do get physical with cobs and suitcase idk beats him to death with hammers. idk if theyd show deatj and dying on screen but it’s like. ok but then what. youre still made up by mephone. take those million dollars if mephone even has the fucking money. what then. literally what then

- i wanted to say maybe mephones realization of his creation skills lets him create something or someone powerful enough to defeat cobs but like. you know. mephone x. then again though like you never know. thats the one thing here. if you know something no you dont

- 40 min fantube makeout scene thats unskippable because the entire time cheesy is in the background with a blank expression stating important plot related facts with no hint of emotion whatsoever

tldr

[dullgecko]

Expanding on my favourite head cannon that fig can be summoned using a modified version of summon fiend

Stupid things fig has been summoned for

It was a relatively quiet day at Mordred. Fig was doing archdevil things, Kristen was doing Chosen stuff, and the adults were getting dinner together.

So Adaine was baking for when they all got back, and the mixture of baked goods in the oven was ready to be taken out to cool and then have the icing put on.

However, the oven gloves were missing, and somehow all the towels were in the wash from another sentient corn monster that Kristen's cooking had evolved into.

Now alone in the house with baked goods that would either go cold before she could ice them or burn if left in there too long, and no adult to ask if they had spare oven gloves or an alternative, she realised that she had one option she could use.

She had a friend who was fireproof. A friend who could be summoned with a simple spell. Granted, they would be annoyed she had used the spell for baked goods, but the devil could probably be bribed with some extra cakes.

(I know it’s a bit different than what you normally get but they keep popping into my head so if you want I’ll keep sending them)

Fig appears in the middle of the lawn outside Mordred, a scroll clutched in her hands and trailing off behind her before getting suddenly cut-off by the edge of the summoning circle. She doesnt even notice she's somewhere different until she notices that the air is much cooler, it doesnt smell like brimstone and sulfur, and the light falling on her is different.

She drops the scroll almost immediatly when she does, grabbing her bass off her back and whirling into an attack ready position as she tries to work out where the threat she was summoned to fight is. All she sees is Adaine though, the wizard giving her a small smile and waving nervously as Fig stands back up into a more neautral position. "Hiiiii Fig~" Adaine puts her hands together, palm to palm, and ducks her head in embarasment. "Sorry there's no fight this time but I really need your help and no one else would be able to do it." "Oh shit, okay, must be important if you needed me. This can wait." Fig kicked the scroll she'd been reading, the paper rolling back up into a bundle with the momentom. "Someone need healing? Or something else? ...Riz in a case induced spiral and needs a magic nap?" "I need you to help save my brownies?" Adaine pursed her lips, looking away from Fig and to an empty patch of sky as a blush formed on her face. The elf bouncing a bit on the balls of her feet because of how silly she currently felt. "What like... those little goblin creatures from the fey wilds?" "No I need help because..." Adaine sighed, taking Figs hand when she got close and leading her through to the kitchen. "Brownies. All the dish towels are in the wash and I couldnt find the oven mits." "Oh BROWNIES... so you used spell slots to summon me to save... the brownies." Fig laughed, opening the oven and quickly retreiving the burning hot pan with her bare hands and placing it on the already waiting cooling rack Adaine had set up off to the side. "I mean, definitely a good reason to summon me... as long as i get to taste test... But why didnt you just use mage hand?" Adaine answered by way of covering her face with her hands and groaning, but Fig definitly managed to catch her mutter 'fucking mage hand' into her own palms as the tips of her ears went bright red from embarasment.

[gamblersdoll]

ITS THE MATTER OF IT… chapter 6

cw: oral, fingering, yuuji being a sweetie.

over the span of a week, after you and yuuji had grown as a couple.

thinking back on it, you had maybe developed feelings, because yuuji was persistent. he bothered you about it every day after you and him were intimate.

“what are we?”

“do you like me like how i like you?”

eventually, you had succumbed to your feelings, and kissing your plump lips with his, growing into a make out session, into god knows what else.

currently? yuuji was between your legs, facing away from you on his phone. you were on your too, looking at some dress you thought would he nice to the christmas party gojo wanted to throw. since it was the holidays and his birthday month.

“can we get high, please?” yuuji asked, whining because he knew youd say no probably.

“no, because you get needy and horny horny. and you ate all my munchies.” you had said, you did enjoy that time with yuuji, but you loved being sober and feeling him being needy..

you couldnt bring yourself to say that though.

“well…” yuuji started to say, but immediately shut up when you looked at him from the side. yuuji felt bad, but all of that washed away once you had kissed his cheek, which he decided to go further.

that whole ordeal turned into both of you taking a nap, one of your favorite pastimes with him. he was sometimes a loud snorer and when he was on his side, no bothering to wake him up.

which was when the pain of your ass showed up, making you wonder how much more you could handle.

sukuna had secretly switched, waiting for yuuji to sleep to even bother. still in the same place, sukuna traced his hands up and down your body, mainly your legs.

he moved slowly, eyeing you when you twitched and spreading your legs. what he never had before, was your pussy on his lips, not even before your reincarnation. hes dreamt of it of course, maybe itll adjust your attitude. but he cupped your pussy, growing a mouth on it to lap at your clothed clit and to watch you.

“i know youre awake, y/n.” sukuna said, knowing he was right. you rolled your eyes, opening them and keeping a moan very quiet. “let me hear you.”

“in your dreams.” you silently said, biting your lip, because even though it wasnt his original mouth, he did know how to eat.

he eventually got tired of that, and ripped your panties off, head immediately going for your cunny and he growled at your taste. cursing in the oldest japanese you couldnt remember, he shoved his tongue inside, curling it at your gummy walls and holding you down. you breathed heavily, feeling how his fingers were curling inside while his tongue flicked at your clit���

“y/nnn… wake up!” yuuji said, pushing you softly to wake you up. “you okay? youve been sleeping all day .. are you not getting rest ma?” yuuji asked, deciding should he scold you for not resting or to accompany you.

“just tired, plus im just comfortable with sleeping around you, baby.” you said groggily, noticing what would be a smirk on sukuna’s face is on yuujis cheek. that bastard probably made your dream of him finger fucking you, fucking pervert.

“maa?” yuuji said, whining. “you need to eat, cmon.” yuuji said, pulling at your pinky. you forget he is into interlocking pinkies so you wont stray away from each other, poor baby.

how sukuna even did that, only sukuna can tell. but you didnt worry about the dream too much, only if, that could actually happen..

and it would actually happen, because sukuna can only be so patient.

honorable tags: @lisaaannna @coldbreadbouquetworld

reposts, shares are appreciated!

[tubbypeddle]

Jojo part 2, 3, and 4 matchup for my sibling!!

my sibling wanted jojo matchups, and i couldn't explain it verbally, so i wrote it down to explain it better

so just know that this is dedicated to my sibling 🫂🫂 (who doesn't have a tumblr LMAO)

i match you up with....

WHAMMU

you love the pillar men, first of all. second of all, he finds your dumbassery highly entertaining. he doesn't usually like humans enough to court them, but he only made an exception for you because you genuinely didn't mind that he followed Kars' plan to destroy humanity.

you hate humanity just as much as Kars, honestly.

and you definitely dont mind a big fucking man strong enough to actually lift you. and he could do it too. it'd be like him holding a hamburger.

the only reason i didnt pair you with Kars was because one, he sees himself as above humanity. Two, he wouldn't take too well to you humbling his ego. And three, he'd think your hatred for humanity could never compare to his own. which would absolutely infuriate you.

Whammu, though, is kinder than Kars. He thinks it's fascinating that a human could hate humanity. And from that curiosity blooms infatuation.

honorable mentions from part 2!!

Joseph Joestar!

he finds your antics hilarious, and the fact that you probably wouldn't even blink at his "Your next line is!" bit is curious.

SANTANA

he's very curious about how humanity has progressed during his slumber in the pillar, and while you're definitely not the best example of humanity, he still has his eye on you anyway.

JOTARO KUJO

both of you have the same sense of humor, i fear. completely deadpan and said with no ounce of joking in your tone whatsoever. it's very often that whenever you're joking, people think you're being serious.

and also, you understand his quiet personality more than he expected, mostly because you're the same way. he kinda needs someone like you in his life, because we've seen what happens when nobody understands why he does what he does. all it does is get people hurt.

the fact that you need your alone time doesn't bother him. just make sure to remind yourself that he's your boyfriend, because he'll give you all the space, and never push for you to come back to him. if you leave his side to recover your social battery, just remember to come back to him.

honorable part 3 mentions!!

NORIAKI KAKYOIN

he loves your humor, just like jotaro does. your humor is his favorite feature of yours.

JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA

not just because i believe they deserve someone whos as kind and loving as him, but also because he could definitely handle all that is Connor.

you have a habit of pushing yourself away from people, and Josuke wouldn't let that deter him from getting to know you. Once he's decided that he wants to be your friend, you're going to be his friend.

also, your first date choice just fits him perfectly. he'd love to just go to the movies or an amusement park and make memories with you. and even dates after that, the two of you would just sit and play video games together. you're not so much competitive as you just enjoy playing around, and he thinks that's hilarious as hell.

(Like when we're playing cart ride around nothing on roblox)

i think he'd also enjoy having nap dates with you, bed rotter. the two of u just lay down and sleep for hours.

honorable mentions from part 4!!

OKUYASU NIJIMURA

he adores the way you hold yourself! and also the fact that you just turn off your brain. makes him feel a bit better about his own "stupidity".

MIKITAKA

he finds you charming. like a big lazy dog. he knows you're much smarter than you let on, and he appreciates that. you also indulge in his questions on humanity without judgement, which is refreshing.

[lynxiepancakes]

spoilers ahead for s3 the bear!

okay i just woke up from the biggest nap after having the priviledge of watching the bear right as it came out thanks to a watchparty of carmysyd fans (we had so much fun they were all amazing) so i need to rant about this because i'm uPSET

i'm sure many fans will make significant, meaningful analysis over this season but i just wanna give my take on it because

guys

that shit was so bland it basically got me out of my hyperfixation-

i wanna start with the good though. because tina and nat's episode were amazing, majestic, heartbreaking, and will be the only ones i'll rewatch when it will come out in italian by august. they did such a complex, interesting, meaningful work with these women-

only to fUCKING YEET IT AWAY when it comes to Syd, which was the best woman on the screen the other two seasons.

i'm so T I R E D of women, ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN, having to be everyone's therapist and shoulder and rock (specifically with carmy, richie, and cicero, but also with marcus and others) without having the possibility to rely on someone else. syd was fucking babysitting/gentleparenting carmy and richie at a certain point and it gets eXHAUSTING

she was so good because she never hesitated to reinforce her boundaries, to call out men even in higher positions than hers, she didn't have this much of people pleasing tendencies and tbh as an afab people pleaser im tired of seeing that shit on screen, she was a breath of fresh air

ofc im not even talking about the sydcarmy moments because they gave us less than they ever gave us in s1 and s2 even when in s2 there was a whole romantic plot that didn't involve sydney, and yet even though she was the fucking lead in this season she got less fucking screen time than the faks? are we being forreal?

also storer wtf was going on with all the faks screentime. literally they went from being silly cute to straight up annoying dipshits that get in the way of everyone and nobody cals them out on anything as if they were kids in kindergarten my god

and the finale. it was so inconclusive, so underwhelming. like it didnt even lead to carmyclaire or syd leaving or her signing the contract it didnt feel like a finale AT ALL

and carmy was soooo self centered the entire season without any change/fix up/breaking point. he didn't even really fight with syd cos she let him do whatever he wants. they didnt even ever used the sorry sign. it's like they stripped away the emotional vulnerability of their relarionship to give all the screentime to the faks lol

i mean i do still hope in carmysyd endgame but if it doesnt happen i hope next season lucas fucks the shit outta sydney and poaches her cause she deserves better than being everyone's mom

i will prpbably change my mind about certain things when analysis will come out because im still processing everything but i cant believe i got three hours of sleep for such an underwhelming season. so so bland. im so upset.

[asdfghjklartblog]

Sure this is an art blog but is writing not just another form of art? Anyways take this it’s not finished but I think it’s cool!

Eustass Kidd x Usopp one shot fic, whole fic is in Usopp’s POV,

The idea of having four crews of the worst generation on one island was a terrible idea, however it couldn't be avoided. Sanji needed to restock on spices and meat, Franky wanted to dock somewhere to work on the ship and repair some things, even Usopp had things he needed to do on the island. But the thought of seeing Law's crew sounded like a pain in the butt while running into Hawkin's or Kid's crew sounded more like a fight waiting to happen.

"Usopp I don't like the sound of this either but the next island is about a week away, and unless you and Luffy can consistently catch a ton of fish. Luffy might start thinking about eating one of us."

"I would not!"

"Yes you would Luffy."

"Hihi! Yeah I would!"

"B-But, Nami... Please!!! I'd be fine if it was just Law's crew but-"

"Torao is here?!"

Nami turns to glare at Usopp. Shit. "That settles it! We're docking at the island then! That's alright right Nami?"

If looks could kill Usopp would probably be dead. Nami gritted out in a sickly sweet tone " Yeah, sure Luffy! I'd love to dock at the same exact island that three other dangerous crews are on!"

Luffy stared at Nami with a blank face, not quite getting that she was being sarcastic.

"..... Great?"

She sighs, she's been trying to help Luffy understand more social cues as well as when people are being nice versus when people are being rude. It looks like it's not working very well though.

Nami turns to Usopp, " This is your fault."

And truth be told, yes it was his fault that Luffy heard that Law was at the island but it was not his fault that they ran out of food to keep their ship crew fed. For the most part. Okay maybe he and Luffy one too many midnight snacks. Fine, more like 10 but who's counting.

Usopp heard a chuckle coming from Robin lying in the lawn chair and reading. " Well perhaps we'll run into a bit of fun? Maybe one of us will be framed for murder of a rival crew member?"

Franky comes out to the deck to reply, "Don't scare Nami and Usopp too much, plus I think it'd be a lot more entertaining if it actually was one of us! And it was like some kind of revenge plot or something!"

Robin looked at Franky with admiration and love, then proceeded to say "Isn't that a bit too cliche, Flam?"

"Well, I gues- wa-! Robin! You know I hate being called that!" Said Franky with a small pout on his lips. As Robin started to chuckle again.

"God they're so fucking sappy and cheesy, it's so cute and I'm really glad they're happy together but like god damn!"

"You're so right Nams, look at them all happy and shit. Absolutely disgusting."

"Girl, don't agree with me. I hate you right now, now we literally have to dock on this shitty island because you couldn't keep your voice down."

"You KNOW he has selective hearing, he would've heard anyways!"

Zoro interjected with "You know he wouldn't have heard anything if you both had shUT THE FUCK UP! NOW-"

"GO BACK TO SLEEP MOSS HEAD!"

"YOU SHOULD GO WANDERING OFF INTO THE DAMN OCEAN AND DROWN ASSHOLE!"

And Zoro immediately butt out of the argument as he got hit by both Nami and Usopp.

"Anyways, both of you are on dish duty for the rest of the week."

"You can't do that!"

"I DIDNT DO SHIT!!"

"Too bad, now get ready to leave the ship. You're also both on grocery duty."

The two men groaned as Nami walked away in a huff. Zoro looked at Usopp in the eye and sent him a little glare.

"Don't look at me like that. Look I'll buy you some good sake alright?"

"... I want two bottles of good sake."

"Ugh, deal."

With a little grin Zoro went back to relaxing, or maybe to maybe have a quick nap before going. Either way he was resting. Usopp walks down to his workshop to double check what parts he already has and which ones he needs and made a checklist of them. As he was about to go to ask Franky if he also needed any parts or what not he hears a knock on his door. Usopp opens it to find Sanji.

"Dish duty and grocery duty huh?"

"Man, shut the hell up."

Which earned a small laugh from Sanji.

"I'm gonna go wake the Marimo up now so you better hurry before we leave you."

"Wait, I gotta ask Frank a couple of things before I go."

Franky then pops his head from his workshop and proceeded to ask, "What do ya need to ask me?"

Usopp was surprised to see him there, not that it was irregular to see him in his own room. It was just that Usopp didn't expect him to be here. He thought he was still with Robin or something. He probably just didn't hear Franky coming down because he was so focused on his supply check.

"Since I'm going shopping I wanted to know if ya wanted me to get you any parts before they sell out of what we need or something."

"Aw, thanks little bro! I need like about 20 of the 35-67-20 seals and 10 of those 45-80-12 seals and about 100 or maybe even 200 nuts and screws of all the standard sizes and also three bouquets of Tulips, Rhododendrons, Zinnias, Plantain lilies and Day Lilies."

"Three?"

"Yeah, I looked for some flowers that were safe for deer and people and I'm giving one bouquet to Robin, Chopper and Nami to brighten their rooms a little!"

"Aw that's sweet! But don't you think Chopper might eat those? Considering that those flowers are safe for deer to eat? Although he isn't technically a deer but a reindeer."

Franky answered stood there in silence along with Usopp and Sanji. All of them ponder the question that was just asked. Franky then started to leave as he said to Usopp "So the seals, nuts and screws! Get 'em for me will ya? Thanks little bro!" And proceeded to go to the deck, probably to question Chopper whether he likes to eat flowers or not. Sanji then mumbled something under his breath.

"What was that Sanji?"

"Nothing, just wondering what I should make for dinner, anyways now that that's over with come on."

They walked out over to the deck to find Zoro, not where he was before. Or any of his usual sleeping spots.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

"God fucking dammit. He probably thought we left him or some shit. Fuuuuuck."

"That damned moss head, it's like he literally has moss in his head instead of an actual human brain. I'd say I can't believe this, but this is pretty on par for that dumbass."

"Should we split up and look for him before we go shopping?"

"We can't, we need to buy the groceries before the good shit is all sold out to the other crews, that fucking bitch is gonna pay if that happens!"

"Okay so what's the plan? Just buy the groceries?"

"Usopp look, I'm gonna need you to buy everything on this list I made for you. I'll handle half of the Marimo's list and you get the other half, can I count on you to buy the best ingredients you can find for as cheap as you can?"

Usopp smirked and replied confidently, " Nami ain't the only that can get a good bargain!"

"Hell yeah, go! Make me proud!

.

Usopp was arguing with a lady about the rice that Sanji needed him to buy. He heard from another vendor that he gets all his rice from here because her rice was high quality and delicious. So he did what he had to do to get the rice.

"My final offer! 10,000 berries for 160 kilograms of your finest rice!"

"Hah! The lowest I'll go is 16,000 for 30 kilos."

"What if I said please?"

"Hmm, 15,500 for 30."

"And if I said I'd help you repair your food stand?"

"Now you're talking! 12,500 for 30!"

"Deal! Pleasure doing business ma'am!"

"Like wise."

As Usopp shook her hand he felt proud of himself, he could understand Nami in a way. Getting a bargain did feel pretty good. But then he realised his mistake. He can't carry all this rice. Well technically he could, but that would take around two or three trips. Not only that but it's starting to get dark and he hasn't bought what Franky needs yet. He starts to think hard on what to do until he hears a loud yell from across the street.

He looks over and, oh. Oh no.

"Hey! You're the sniper for the Strawhats aren't ya?"

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

"Where's that shitty little kid anyways?"

This was not a good day for Usopp.

"Hey! You ignoring me or something you brat?"

"W-Who're you calling a brat! I'm only four years younger than you!"

Shit. As soon as Usopp finished his sentence, there was a murderous glint in Kidd's eye. He started to walk over to Usopp.

"Oh really? So you're the same age as that stupid captain of yours?"

"If you hurt me, uh. Luffy will come after you!"

He's getting closer he's almost right in front Usopp.

"Who cares about your captain? He ain't here now. What I wanna know is, what you would do."

What?

He leans over and whispers into Usopp's ear, "What would you do to me, huh?"

He then pulled away and smirked at Usopp. Taking in his flushed face.

"So you want help?"

"W-Whuh? Um. I-"

Kidd sighed and said, "THE BAGS? Do you need help with the bags? You know, the shit you have in your hands?"

"Oh! Uh I mean. I guess. Fuck! Yes, I mean yes I. Haha sorry. Just. Gimme a moment."

Holy fuck? What the fuck was that? What the FUCK was that? That was so fucking hot and terrifying holy shit what.

"Could you, h-help me with the rice? That'd be really helpful and um."

Kidd looks at Usopp, and asks with an aggravated tone, "What?"

"My name is Usopp. Uh, yeah."

Kidd raised an eyebrow and looked him dead straight in the eye. He laughed, and replied with a smile "I know."

This man is going to be the death of him. He didn't think it'd be this kind of death but nonetheless a death.

"So where do you need to go?"

"Well I need to go to the parts shop and maybe the junkyard if we have time."

"Sick. So which way?"

"Well a vendor I talked to before said that the parts shop should be further down a couple of streets and that I'd need to take a right turn at the red bar then proceed down that street and then we'd find it."

“Well then hurry up, I ain’t got all day you know.”

The walk was quiet, and quickly turning into an anxiety churning venture. He didn’t understand what was happening. Sure, he understood that he was shopping for groceries and then Kidd came into the picture. He invited himself in on this little adventure or whatever just as suddenly as he arrived. Usopp still wasn’t really sure what happened between that. That must have been a joke or something right? Or maybe this was a dream? Maybe he’s actually on the ship! Unconscious from Nami’s punch! Maybe-

[blookmallow]

i desperately need a nap so im not gonna watch any more right now but i watched the first episode of the new fallout series. dont tell me anything about the rest of it ok

im Interested and cautiously optimistic but i dont really have a lot to say yet. as per usual i didnt follow the brotherhood stuff very well and im really hoping they're not the major focus bc they are by far the Least interesting part of fallout for me i have no fucking idea what they're doing 90% of the time i dont know if its just not adequately explained in new vegas and 4 and i just have missing pieces since i havent played everything or what my problem is

gore is decent. loved the raider twist in the vault storyline. LOVE that the cowboy is a ghoul now even though i dont love how he looks. should've made him more fucked up but i like him anyway. need more robots. love the set designs everything looks really good. not a fan of the guy who's in love with his cousin though im sure incest is a REAL problem in isolated vaults so like... i understand the decision to acknowledge it but incest is a huge ick for me so i really dont want to think about it anymore. im not sure if lucy (same name...) is our Protagonist or just one of several but i love that she's a woman. im biased as a sort-of-girl-mostly who loves women but i genuinely feel like playing as a woman makes the storylines so much more interesting

and theres still a heavy male dominance in the video game community/assumption of Man as default protag so it just makes me happy to see them taking that direction

heres what i really want from this series in no particular order

more robots. my god there's only been a mr. handy visible for like 4 seconds give me robots

there was mention of the commonwealth but im not sure if that's where we are? i want to see diamond city so bad though

would fucking love any acknowledgement of nukaworld but im not expecting that to happen

please show me a deathclaw just once please i want to see a deathclaw

i want to see feral ghouls but also that's not much different than zombies and we have so many zombie movies so if we get a glowing one i will be very happy

super mutants!!!! where are the super mutants!!!

would love a synth plotline but i dont know if that's going to be included or not. from my limited experience it feels like fallout 4 is the primary inspiration here but i think its supposed to be like. its own thing not specifically linked to any particular game

fucked up vault tec experimentation

fucked up gory nasty raider camp lets go

cool energy weapon explosions

i cant think of anything else right now i am going to go to sleep

[luvdisease]

HIIII, perhaps; strawberry, coconut mango, nectarine, blue moon and teaberry for Karlach? 👀

that was NOT quick nap. ANYWAY HI HI HI THANK U I LVOE TALKING ABT MY WIFE

Strawberry

"before getting together, how did your F/O realize they had a crush on you? How did they act around you once they realized they were head over heels?"

OOH hmm,, god this is so self indulgent but ig thats what this blogs for LMFAO

i think the crush started a little early but she didnt realise that much, shes in touch with her emotions just thought it'd be a passing thing.

oh btw Azazel is my tav/player/ s/i heads up.

It started when Azazel defended Karlach from Wyll, adament she was not who he had been told, perhaps it was something of a tiefling bond, maybe fates hand played a part.

I think the "oh fuck" moment was after a battle, Karlach had gotten a small scrape but Azazel, the smug fucking rogue he is went and made a fuss over her, making sure she was okay.

after that she got a clue that Azazel liked her too? extra giddy over everything he did. I cant say there was a lot of distant pining, shes blunt.

Coconut mango

"what mementos do you and your F/O treasure?"

Well, travelling around the game i pick up every stuffed animal i see to give to her, my player and karlach also have matching rings bc,,, cute, never use the warding thing though, yes i did steal them off a corpse. whoops.

i cant quite think of what nementos azazel would have but he does give thinks to karlach he thinks she'd like, even something like a cool rock.

found a phallic looking one hehehehehe

Nectarine

"do you and your F/O live together? If so, what does your living space look like?"

constant camping... no time to settle down sop...

i do imagine they sleep in the same tent though, its half karlachs teddy collection, half some random shit azazel picks up HAJDGSJSG

Blue moon

"is your F/O very routine-oriented or do they like to go with the flow? How routine-oriented are you?"

Were both pretty impulsive but also. my autism would kill me without a routine.

there is occasional moments of spur of the moment activities

like

"u wanna throw some rocks at the flaming fists?"

"FUCK YEAH I DO"

Teaberry

"where would you like to travel with your F/O someday?"

i know i know its a fandom joke but i wanna take her to a build a bear HAJDGSJDG i know she would love it.

also an adult sized playground. she needs to get that energy out.

[pesterloglog]

Davebot, Aradia Megido

Page 510-512

DAVEBOT: that was fun but what do we do here

ARADIA: she will be fine

ARADIA: i dont think we need to do anything

DAVEBOT: should we put a blanket over her or something im just spitballing here megido trust the process

ARADIA: i think she looks nice like this :)

DAVEBOT: ok dr ghosts very helpful

ARADIA: you know if youre really concerned you could just pop forward a few weeks and take a little look

DAVEBOT: you know damn well im not gonna do that

DAVEBOT: aside from the fact we established i dont need to

DAVEBOT: on account of knowing everything im gonna do already

ARADIA: wow so fascinating

DAVEBOT: i know shell be fine and youll use this as an opportunity to try and get me to talk about fate and feelings

DAVEBOT: to be fair this was typical teen jade behavior

DAVEBOT: honestly shoulda done a little more research into that host body

ARADIA: that is a completely normal human sentence that a really well adjusted person would say

DAVEBOT: out of your god damnt mind if you think ill allow myself to be lectured about normal sentences by the queen of bones herself

ARADIA: :)

ARADIA: 8)

DAVEBOT: imagine having control of the cosmos and still getting knocked the fuck out by a cup of celestial seasonings sleepytime herbal tea

DAVEBOT: hee hee hoo hoo i can be in all places at once and have some sort of fucked up fanfic powers but also im trying to get my nap on

ARADIA: uh oh its bedtime

DAVEBOT: she has the ultimate freedom of being the storytime pharaoh but she forgot its lights out at eight past one

ARADIA: wow cherub curfew really doesnt play around

ARADIA: you described what she has as ULTIMATE FREEDOM

ARADIA: do you feel trapped?

ARADIA: i thought i was hanging out with the ULTIMATE DAVE

DAVEBOT: here it goes

DAVEBOT: i didnt scream it at you but yeah

DAVEBOT: shes a muse right isnt that the strongest class or

DAVEBOT: you know what its actually been

DAVEBOT: PROCESSING..

DAVEBOT: PROCESSING..

ARADIA: processing

DAVEBOT: a really long time since i necessarily felt surprised by skaias alpha timeline

DAVEBOT: once the commander in chief tells you to become a robot and you start experiencing every point in your timeline simultaneously

DAVEBOT: it all kinda blurs together

DAVEBOT: even if i got in the robot

DAVEBOT: even if i got all these crazy petaflops of processing pimpness now

ARADIA: dave you are not a flop!

DAVEBOT: shut up

DAVEBOT: even if i train every day

DAVEBOT: even if i watch every grubtube combat tutorial simultaneously

DAVEBOT: which i have

DAVEBOT: shit is just so fucking predictable now

ARADIA: yeah sucks that theres literally nothing at all to be done about that

DAVEBOT: feels like there is and i know you know that there is and i know you know i know that there is

DAVEBOT: but you have to tell me anyway

DAVEBOT: even though i cant stand the thought of you going on even more life altering and perilous journeys of self discovery without me

DAVEBOT: its t-

[cpunkbubby]

GUYS. I need. Opinions bcuz i feel like i am going insane & my little brother is stupid.

Me & my little brother switch back & forth between who watches out little sister (millie) & puts her 2 sleep

Person A - 1 pm -> 5 pm

Person B - 5 pm -> 8 pm

Person b puts her 2 sleep at 8.

On sunday, I was person b & i put her 2 sleep.

Every day, after school, i take a small nap other wise i quite Literally will not b able 2 stay awake later. Every day, my little brother comes 2 my room 2 wake me up & ask me whos turn it is 2 put her sleep. Every Single Day. This isn't an exaggeration, he does it every day. He knows I sleep after school . Even if he doesnt wake me up, my father will.

ON WEDNESDAY. The day that my little brother was supposed 2 put my little sister 2 slesp.

4 whatever fucking rzn NO ONE. WOKE. ME UP. NOT A SINGLE PERSON CAME IN2 MY ROOM so i ended up sleeping 4 a long time

My little brother, who constantly comes in2 my room 2 ask me whose turn it is, DIDNT ASK ME. & JUST. MADE AN ASSUMPTION. THAT IT WAS MY TURN 2 PUT HER 2 SLEEP (IT WAS NOT) & ASSUMED I WAS AWAKE. i keep track of who watches her & who puts het 2 sleep. HE DOESNT.

So at 5:30, he comes up & is surprised that Im asleep (???) & is UPSET. THAT I "GOT 2 SLEEP IN" WHEN HE ""HAD"" 2 WATCH MILLIE 30 MINUTES EXTRA (???) & THEN he is like "YOU need 2 put her 2 sleep" even tho its Not My Turn bcuz. He had 2 watch millie 30 minutes extra EVEN THOUGH NO ONE. TOLD HIM TOO. IN FACT IT MAKES NO SENSE... 2 WATCH HER 30 MINUTES EXTRA? HE SHOULD HAVE COME GOT ME AT 5 .

I did not agree 2 put her 2 sleep. I said "ill think abt it". However, at 7:30, my father came home & put her sleep

ON THURSDAY. Its my little brothers turn 2 put her 2 sleep (as i did it on sunday & was "supposed 2" 2 do it on wednesday) HOWEVER. my father comes home again & puts her 2 sleep

2DAY. MY LITTLE BROTHER IS INSISTING I PUT MILLIE 2 SLEEP. BCUZ "HE WATCHED HER 30 EXTRA MINUTES" EVEN THOUGH ITS SUPPOSED. TO BE HIS TURN. BCUZ I DID IT ON SUNDAY, NEITHER OF US PUT HER 2 SLEEP WEDNESDAY OR THURSDAY, SO WE SHOULD JUST CONTINUE ON FROM SUNDAY? & HES LIKE "BUT YOU PROMISED UD DO IT ON WEDNESDAY!!" NO THE FUCK I DIDNT

How is it My Fault he Made an Assumption & then willingly watched her 4 30 more minutes b4 coming 2 get me (assuming i was awake & just. Ignoring him?)

Like im So Confused . Am i insane. Is this insane. Am i just thinking abt this wrong. Wednesday & thursday Do Not Count bcuz NEITHER OF US PUT HER 2 SLEEP. SO WE SHOULD JUST CONTINUE FROM SUNDAY. RIGHT? HELLO.

[hopefullyababe]

yeah. just fucking put that tea a n y w h e r e why dontcha

[kadssp]

warnings: very suggestive, implied dubcon, implied noncon, groping, one praise (good girl), possessive behavior, minors dni !!

reader is afab !

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Moon general/dating hcs

much like his kinder and happier counterpart his hands are foam padded too!!

only he doesn’t care if he squeezes a kid’s hand or arm a little too rough as he drags them to rest for nap time

he has very little patience unlike Sun. So if you or any kid thinks playing games or toying with him will be fun, it absolutely will not.

now he doesn’t mean to scare the kids and sometimes you shitless, but if it means they’ll listen to him then he doesn’t mind climbing on top of play houses and snatching the kids out to put them in timeout.

now dating hcs !!

at first he’s very distant, very cold and very much mean to you. and that really doesn’t change except for the fact when he does scold you, you can tell he’s slowly warming up and growing a soft spot for you but he’ll never admit it

and unlike Sunny he is not ashamed of his thoughts or things he wants to do to you.

he will grope at your breasts when you’re not suspecting his presence. he’ll slap your ass and then zip up to the ceiling so even though you know its him, you didnt see him do it.

if he wants to fuck you he will, doesnt matter what your doing or where you’re going. if he wants it he gets it, and if he has to drag you by your hair then he will, it’s your punishment for not obeying and listening after all.

isn’t one for hand holding but if he wants to touch you he will, inappropriately or not.

he’ll rest a hand on your waist or hips, maybe even hold your wrist as he walks you off somewhere because much like the children, it’s past your bedtime too and you better listen to him if you don’t want to be called a bad girl.

does he praise you? yes and no. very rare, very unlikely. he usually mumbles or grumbles to himself when you do something he’s asked you to do, and if he’s willing he’ll mutter a quiet “good girl” before watching you in the darkness, like a creep loving boyfriend would.

despite how distant he acts he likes physical affection since he doesn’t know how to voice his feelings, so if he roughly grabs a part of you then that’s his way of saying “mine. mine. mine.” and that’s how he says ‘i love you’

Moon is very possessive while Sun is actually obsessive. He’ll keep you with himself at all times, and even if a kid so much as looks in your direction let alone speak to you, he‘s giving them a glare as he holds you against his side.

also like Sunny, Moon cannot give kisses how a human would. But unlike Sunny again he would only nudge his face against yours. He doesn’t make a small sound akin to a kiss and he doesn‘t giggle afterwards as he spins you in the air repeating “I love you! I love you so much!”

He’ll only tap your face, cheek or head with his face before resuming whatever he was doing originally.

He actually cares about you though, even if he doesn’t show or say it.

Has a set time when you need to take breaks or rest, even knows when to remind you to eat. And if you try to dismiss him he’ll be seething with anger as he grabs you by the wrist and pulls you with him to take a break in a playhouse.

He will not have you neglecting your needs, he already deals with kids who try that with him and if he doesn’t let them get away with it then he certainly won’t let you no matter how soft you make him feel internally.

And if you’re lucky while having your own “nap time” he’ll take out one of the many books Sun reads to the kids during a story time and read it to you.

Though he sounds monotone as he does so and like he’d much rather be terrorizing children, he does it as he very subtly runs his fingers through your hair.

And the sound of his voice eventually lulls you to sleep every time, you can even hear a faint “I love you” but he will explain that you were simply dreaming of such a thing, even if you were actually faking being asleep the entire time he silently adored you in the dark.

[sleepihaven]

hii! can i please request some headcanons for the luxiem boys with a sleepy s/o who falls asleep with their head on their boyfriend's shoulder? tysm!! <3

Sleep Tight, My Dear

Pairing: Luxiem x GN!Reader

Synopsis: It felt as if their shoulder became the comfiest thing you have ever laid your head upon.

A/N: This request was Adorable I had fun writing this. Each characters have different scenarios, some similar. ALSO trying out a new template thingy whenever I write for all the Luxiem boys to indicate them ehe I hope you all like it AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS WJFJEJFJSJD i really didnt understand what sleepy s/o was so I thought ‘Hey lets make them workaholic fuck that’ yeah. So sorry of this isnt what you thought of 😭

Vox Akuma

You had accepted his offer to accompany him for a stream, making sure to finish your work before sitting beside your demon boyfriend who was setting up for his stream

Vox muting the mic to greet his beloved, pulling a chair next to his own.

“Love, hey glad you can make it, just get yourself comfortable and if you need anything, don’t hesitate to let me know ok?” He gives a warm smile at you, squeezing your hand gently.

But unfortunately, you were already roughed up from the amount of work given to you so most of the time, you were trying to keep your eyes peeled open to Vox’s PC screen.

To no avail, the moving pictures keeps on hurting your sleepy eyes so taking a short nap would be fine right?

Yeah no you doze off half of the stream with your head on his shoulder, grumbling whenever Vox moved his arm slightly to adjust his position

His voice became background sound for you, lulling you more to sleep from his honey-coated suave voice.

Vox would actually notice that you dozed off but didn’t want to question it because he knew how hectic your work was

In the middle of your beauty sleep on his shoulder, he draped his haori on you gently, making sure you were comfortable.

“Sleep well, darling, you deserved the rest from how hard you were working.”

Mysta Rias

He was playing games on the living room while you were tired af from stuffing your face with work

He isn’t dumb enough to not realize it; I know man’s a lil shit who doesn’t know how to differentiate mold and chocolate but he isn’t THAT of an airhead when he spots the dark bags underneath your eyes

“Come onnnnnnn, come here and give your boyfriend a hug, will ya?” He gives a wide grin, holding out his arms wide open for you to crush in them

You begrudgingly did, taking a sit on the empty spot beside him. He would pester you off work to have you sat beside him while he plays some games

It did work though, you manage to doze off for a good 15 minutes, only for your body to suddenly jolt when Mysta jumped from the game scaring him.

Man quickly dropped his controller to recover from two jumpscares straight away

“Babe, oh shit, you fucking scared me there. Is everything okay?” He has this concern tone, wrapping his arm around your shoulder.

“Mhm… just sleepy from all the work… it’s alright Mysta just continue your game.” You ushered him to go back to his game.

“Ok but go get some shut-eye alright? Just rest your head on my shoulder like you were sleeping earlier.” He excuses himself for a bit going in his room to grab a blanket and wrapped you around with it

“There you’re now all nice and comfy!” He gives a peck on the forehead before grabbing his controller and go back to the game infront of him

He’d lean his head against yours and even at one point slip his arm from beneath your armpit to interlace your fingers.

“You should give yourself a good break or two, y’know?”

Luca Kaneshiro

He was actually finishing up a collab stream with a few other members of Nijisanji, as for you, you were sleep deprived from the 0 days of sleep you got thanks to the amount of art commissions

When he ends the stream and turned off his PC, he immediately went out of his room to find you and pester you if he finds you unoccupied with your commissions

Its been awhile for him to spend time with you so he’s trying to steal some moments with you

His heart immediately sank when he sees you slouching infront of your computer screen colouring in the lineart the night away

He would sit beside you, poking you constantly just to get your attention and when he finally does he just gives the cutest smile he can muster and you swear you can see an imaginary tail wagging

“Let’s eat some cheddar cheese pringglesssss !!! I know that can cheer you up, POG!!!”

Literally is just trying to get you distracted from your work so you can get some rest

“No Luca, I need to do this okay? We can pog later once I’m done.”

Frowns sadly but he stayed there, waiting patiently for you to finally be done with work, he would be munching away some pringles or distracting you with his fugma jokes

But your eyes began to feel heavier as time goes by, your body getting sluggish from only consuming caffeine (my lifeblood), ending up falling asleep on Luca’s shoulder beside you.

At first, he was shocked from the sudden weight but smiles happily from you succumbing to sleep. Not forgetting to save your progress and switching off your computer. He leans his head against your shoulder.

“Go get some rest, baby, I’m always here if you need me okay? Hope you’re having pog dreams, hehe.”

Ike Eveland

Ike was watching youtube videos in bed at the ungodly hours and you were there beside him, watching his phone screen alongside.

You both couldn’t get some sleep for some reason and it’s all the more reason to just watch some videos on the internet to get your eyes all tired

So here you both are cuddling against one another, tucked beneath the fluffy blankets while Ike holds his phone horizontally

How you both are positioned is comfortable, your body is flat on the bed however your head is still positioned upwards, as if you’re reclining on the bed, leaning against the small pillows, cushioning your head from the hard wood headboard

“Are you comfortable, sweetheart? Want me to get some snacks? I heard that chocolate is  good to get you sleepy.” Ike pulls you in closer, nuzzling your head which is resting on his shoulder.

“Sure, let me get them then.”

You were about to move out from the little cuddle pile before Ike stopping in your tracks and run out of the room

When he came back, you were sat up to a cross legged position and had a pout on your face, arms crossed making him chuckle from your little antics.

“Oh, come on, I couldn’t just let you, you looked all nice and toasty.” He placed some of the chocolates on the nightstand of your side, walking to the other side of his room to repeat the action.

He grabbed his phone and continued to watch videos with you while nomming some of the chocolate

The next 4 or 5 videos, your eyes felt heavy for some reason as if the bright screen infront of you is hypnotizing you to sleep.

Shuffling a bit to get a better spot to fall asleep in, facing to the side so you can hug him close, nuzzling your head together as you slowly drifted to dreamland

Ike noticing this a bit late, was too engrossed in the next video that was playing, pulled the blankets so it can properly cover you, giving a kiss on your forehead.

“Good night, sweetheart. I hope we’ll meet in our dreams later.”

Shu Yamino

Man is infamous for staying up at ungodly hours but would legit be so concerned of you, seeing your dark eyebags ogling at the bright screen of your laptop while your fingers clicking the keyboard pieces to finish your essay that is due in god knows when!

He needed to come up with a temporary solution to get you to bed or just take a break from what you are working on

He was being shupport to several of his kouhais and senpais when he heard his door creaked open slightly

“Shu? Are you still up?” Your voice croaked from the other side of the door

He quickly muted his mic and see you enter his line of vision, giving you a wave at your entrance.

“Hey, babe. You finally finish?” At first man’s was happy that you finally decided to stop and take a well-deserved sleep.

“Nope. I was thinking on working right next to you if that’s okay, it just needs a bit more editing and proofreading.” You rubbed your eyes sleepily, Shu cursing in his head mentally. Literally.

He, of course, lets you sit next to him, on another note, a good thing for him! Because he can keep an eye on you and can minimize your writing tab when he thinks its enough for you for the day

As he’s talking to his colleagues, he would steal occasional glances at you, reminding himself about when to minimize your tab

But what caught him by surprise is that, while he was explaining to his senpai how to revert their Windows 11 back to windows 10, he felt something on his shoulder. He peered down to see you knocked out, your arms making their way to loop around his left arm, hugging it close to you.

He smiled from the sight, leaning forward to save your progress and put your computer into sleep mode.

Shu leans his head against yours carefully, not wanting to wake you up from your peaceful nap, as he continues to chat away in a hushed voice, typing in the channel for vc that you were sleeping next to him and he didn’t want to disturb you.

He mutes his mic for a quick second just to give another kiss on the temple while rubbing your knuckles softly.

“You can continue this tomorrow, lovely. Ot’shu’kare for today.” He chuckled at his own pun.

Masterlist

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Can we get a headcanon please with Silco and a pregnant reader along with his initial reaction when she tells him after sorta hiding it from him; being too afraid of what his reaction might be.

Pregnant | Silco

Reader: female

Note: BrO I REALIZED IT SAID HEADCANNONS INSTEAD OF FIC IM SO SORRY

Warnings: there was an abortion mentioned ONCE it doesnt happen but during a talk with Sevika, Sevika like a laid forward straight sister told Y/n her options

"I'm...I'm pregnant."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"I don't know."

Sevika sat across from her, cup of alcholol in hand. Y/n messing with her hands, bending fingers back, rubbing her palm with her thumb nervously.

"You...know he's unpredictable..." Y/n spoke.

"He's not that unpredictable." Sevika informed watching y/n wring in nerves.

"You have a few options." She told her, "You can 1. Get rid of it, theres three diffrent ways for that, kill you, an abortion, or adoption. 2 you can run, I won't tell where you went. 3 you can woman up and tell him."

"Option one a and two are looking good right now." Y/n told Sevika.

"Im sure you should go with option three-"

The door opened as it went quiet quickly, "I need you to carry out a job Sevika, Shimmer shipment."

"Yeah Yeah Im comin." Sevika spoke standing up then looked down at Y/n who once sat across from her, "don't be a dick about it."

"Real helpful Sevika." Y/n told wrapping her arm around herself.

"I'll talk to you later."

Y/n nodded, Sevika leaving.

"And me? Need me for any jobs?" Y/n questioned.

"I need you in my office." Silco spoke.

"Yeah."

Y/n followed Silco, they making there way up to his office to talk. It was what Y/n assumed, once inside she was given a kiss and he went to go sit at his desk.

It was about a job, something about delievers or shimmer- she didn't know.

"Y/n."

"Hm?" She spoke her eyes glancing at him and then back around, keeping her eyes away.

"You're hiding something. What is it?"

"Nothing." She lied, "shipment right? Shimmer?"

"No." Silco spoke, "I need you to go make a deal with that sheriff, complete it more or less. I need you at the head."

"Yeah..." Y/n spoke, "whatever you need Silco. Yeah..."

Silco watched her leave quickly. The job was simple enough, get in with the stuff get out with the stuff. Easy as pie, and it went that smooth as well. She was glad Silco's men enjoyed her company so much. They always going drinking afterwards. They were brothers.

"Im sorry your what!?" One asked, "no way!"

"Yeah." Y/n spoke, "I don't know what to do!"

"Leave em"

"For real run for the fuckin hills. You don't want to have to raise a child in the underground."

"I heard pregnat women can get into Piltover easier. Especially past the blockade."

"He'll find her in Piltover you idiot!"

"Go across contient. Thats the best choice."

Y/n sighed, rack with the decsions she was given. There was whistle and a call for Y/n to go into Silco's office.

"Run while you can."

Y/n sighed as she made her way up the oh so familiar stairs. At this point she want to go into his office lazily say "fuck you Im pregnat its yours. Peace" and take never ending nap.

Yet the moment she walked in tension filled her body, this could go many ways even though she didnt believe it would get violent- there was always a possibility something could escolate quickly.

"Ah. Y/n." Silco spoke up, he leaning against the corner of his desk "Congrats on the easiest sucess of your career."

Y/n only nodded, "Did you...uh.. need somethin?"

Silco cocked a brow.

"No."

She nodded turning around to walk away.

"But I would enjoy the company."

"I'll get Sevika-"

"Your company. "

"Right."

Y/n returned to her original spot nervous. Silco taking a sip out his mug before setting it down and walking her way. He grabbed her chin care fully turning her head back and forth and making her look up.

"Your not hurt, what are you hiding then." Silco demanded.

"Nothin." Y/n responded.

"Yes-"

"Not telling you something is diffrent from hiding something from you. Its my choice to tell you something," Y/n snapped, Silco's eyesbrows knitted together in confusion, she sighed, "Im. Im sorry. Okay. I've been...stressed."

"I need you." Silco spoke, "Your one of the only people I can depend on-"

"Yeah well you can't no more," Y/n spoke.

"What happened?" He questioned.

"I. I screwed up okay?" Y/n responded rubbing her arm nervously, "Im...Well...pregnant and. It could only be yours...ours..."

It went silent he becoming confused, starting to pace, hand running through his hair.

No. Pregnant- She couldnt be pregnant- that wasnt possible- well it was possible- fuck of course it was possible. Dad of the year was definitely not a title he could ever run for. Dad wasnt even a title he felt he could run for.

"Pregnant..." he finally spoke.

Y/n nodded, as Silco looked back at her.

Y/n was someone that could parent, the young Jinx in there care loved her with every hour of everyday, Y/n showing the same love back in her own little ways, like doing her hair or getting her a new set of crayons sitting with her and watching her draw or even drawing with her. Jinx often stuck to her hip.

"Im sorry." Y/n apologized.

"No." He spoke quickly grabbing her face, "No, don't apologize."

She looked up at him concerned, "I." He started but couldnt finish.

He was terrified. Mostly of fucking things up.

"We'll get through this its okay." Silco reassured, quickly pressing a kiss to her lips and pulling her into a hug, she hugged back tightly.

Worry still filled her head, Silco hadn't exactly responded to her news, and her family had a fair share of horror stories from giving birth. What truly feared her was doing it alone. By herself until her child came.

"Am...are...." she fell silent arms still holding each other tight, "am I going to have to get rid of the baby."

He pulled away, but still kept her in his arms, "No." He spoke confidently wipping her tears away with his thumb.

"Do you...want me too-"

"I want you to stay by my side." He confessed, "you, our child, jinx. All of us. Its not like raising Jinx. This is different, this time its not a child yet a baby...I am...scared..."

Y/n understood now, being someone from the Lanes or from Zaun, it was hard to think about the postive over the negative- the fear. Death was common at any given second. He could die right now, she could die right now. Father hood wasnt many people were very common with either.

"I love you." Y/n spoke.

"I love you too." Silco responded bringing her into a kiss.

As time past, Silco tried harder and harder, the be gentler, to be sweeter, to be father material. His happiness grew over worry over time, Y/n getting bigger and bigger by the week. The small Jinx excited as well, determined to be the best big sister. It was commidical, the two practically fighting over who got to feel the baby kick whenever it did and it often Jinx would try and have a conversation with your swollen stomach, upset that her new brother- as she thought- wouldn't answer back.

Silco on the other hand kept her bar bound towards the end of her pregnancy she only allowed to leave for small tiny errands, he worried y/n'd get hurt. She tried to reassure him multiple times she'd be fine but he wouldn't budge.

It was almost commidical she went into Labor while he was in Piltover, hashing out some deal. A tween Jinx having to rush to get her to the doctor. Thank god Sevika was there and Singed was in his usual offices.

Silco wasn't aware until he hit thr border of Zaun once again, one of this men rushing to find him, out a breathe Silco only walked around him.

"Sir....I...I have a message from...Y/n...sir..." the man spoke with labored breathe.

"She...fuck....she and jinx along with Sevika had to do tot the docs place..." he panted.

"What!?" Silco deamnded, "tell me the whole thing Dammit!"

"She's...having the baby sir..."

Note: hahaahahah I left ya'll wil a cliff hanger

[33roda]

ok but imagine blowing xiaos back while he's asleep like💔💔(all consensual, lets not be weird here hsjajaj)

lets say that he'd been getting really bad nightmares recently so reader offers to 'alleviate' him if it happens again and he accepts

so one night reader wakes up by xiaos whimpers and notices he's having a nightmare by the way hes frowning, so they just slowly take off his pants and just starts gently fucking him omg that would be so wholesome

but then the cute moment doesnt last long bc soon xiao wakes up all sleepy n shit yet still having the audacity to ask reader to go harder as if his nightmare didnt just turn into a wet dream moments ago‼

omg omg wtf i love. thirsts <3 please never stop sharing your thoughts guys these are so good,, writing a lil xiao drabble to honor my first thirst ever

tags: softdom!reader, somnophilia, anal(m!receiving), handjobs, kinda sensual?, tiny dick xiao

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"I told you, I don't need help,"

"Come on, baby, I'll take care of you! Promise,"

Xiao's nightmares have been getting worse lately, all you wanted to do was help! It took a lot of convincing, even though he trusted you, he could never be too careful.

"Fine.. I'll nap with you for tonight." You hardly contained your excitement. All you wanted was to take care of your little Xiao, after all.

Night falls, and Xiao rests oh so close to you, although a bit nervous. He didn't want you to see him hurt in any way, but all it took was for you to wrap your arms around him and stroke his head and he'd be already passed out. Poor baby, hasn't gotten a good night's sleep in who knows how many years..

After what seemed like just an hour, Xiao'd already been shaking and murmuring incomprehensible sentences - clear on his face that he's having a nightmare. "Aww, poor baby, I'll take care of you," you said, gently pulling off him so as not to wake him up. Pushing his hair back while looking at his face, he was still so so pretty, even when he's having a nightmare. Slowly pulling his pants down, he winced at the cold air hitting him, making you flinch thinking he woke up - but he was still asleep.

Admiring his body, you worked slowly. Spitting on your hand and just so tenderly stroking him, your strokes turning into soft pumps; watching his pretty little cock get harder, keeping tabs on his expressions, making sure you weren't hurting him. Such a darling, still letting out more whimpers, making you unsure whether it was from his dream or from you; but you wouldn't stop anyways, spreading your spit all over his cock and hole, preparing him to take you like a good boy.

Pressing a finger into him, he softly humped into the air, almost as if missing your hand on his cock. Hm, it sounds like your care is working.. his dream seems to have 'shifted directions'. His whimpers turned into soft moans, only agitating you to fuck him with your fingers even harder. "I love the way you look with my fingers inside you," You pushed a second finger into him, increasing in speed without you even realizing it - before you couldn't take it anymore, and just wanted to fuck him with your cock. Lightly pushing his legs up, you pulled your pants down and inserting your cock into him with an agonizing pace - so so slow, it was almost cockwarming at this point, but you had to make your baby feel safe, right?

When you finally had your whole cock inside him, you leaned down to give his chest a kiss before finally starting to thrust in and out gently. He shook beneath you, moans getting louder, pretty face resting to the side although still looking somewhat 'indifferent'. "Look at you, asleep yet you're still shaking from me fucking you," you cooed softly.

Giving a push into him, you let out a little groan before a mumble emerged beneath you. "I-I'm awake- haaah- harder," shocking you a bit from being awake, you stopped thrusting.

"A-are you sure you-"

"I need it! Please!"

"Well, I'd do anything to please my baby," you resumed fucking him, now with the knowledge of him being awoken to this making this infinitely hotter - his moans groggy as he pushed back against you lazily. "Mmh, keep making those pretty sounds, baby." his whimpers sending a wave of heat through your body.

Even with all his moans and his inability to speak properly from how hard you were fucking into him, he still managed to let out an "I-I had this dream, and- mmmhhf- and you c-couldn't keep your hands off me," he muttered, tossing his hand next to his head to grab onto the sheets as he looked at you, waiting for a response. All you did was nod at him and groan 'fuck, that's hot,' before throwing his leg over your shoulder to fuck his spot better, making him explode with cute little yelps (he'd rather die than have you mention them).

"How needy," you said between gasps, "oh, baby, you're drooling everywhere.." you could barely decide whether to focus on his adorable face or on making him cum for you, but your time to think was cut short as you felt him tremble under you, moaning with heavy breaths, before letting out his release all over himself. You pulled out, admiring the view before laying next to him and holding him. "I told you I'd take care of you, did you think I wouldn't follow through?" you chuckled.

"Th-thank you," he absent-mindedly said, "we should.. do that again sometime."

wc: 794

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