#kidsopp

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

GramJam:

To me Kureha wouldn't mind Brook's unique style of flirting in fact she'd probably respond with some (shameless) flirting back. And seeing how flustered he became with Shaky simply responding to his question Kureha would cause his heart to leap out of his chest. (Although he doesn't have a heart Yohohohoho) Kureha is a doctor so walking talking skeleton would likely intrigue her, she would want to study Brook. Brook would actually be the younger one in this relationship. Picturing Chopper's horrified expression as he witnesses his crewmate and his teacher/mom flirt with each other brings me immense joy.

Listen... there is no base for them. I heard about it at one point I think in a crack ship forum that does not exist anymore. Beside the fact that they are both really cool old people, I feel like Doctorine would appreciate a boney boyfriend. She really deserves a younger boy toy that can keep her entertained (she is 141, Brook is 90 like... that is pretty big scandalous age gap too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). As for Brook he would be (of course) scared of her but she is like Choppers grand-/ma and he is obviously Choopers new Grandpa so that is a no-brainer. Seriously though since they are both not the youngest anymore Kureha lived throught the same time as Brook did while he was still alive. They can connect on a level that might be hard otherwise. Also can you imagine them just crashing any party together? Just look at the graphic that I put so much time into and tell me that they are not perfect.

Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)

Kureha x Tsuru: Grandma Yuri FTW! But also age gap, Tsuru may be old at 76, but Kureha's almost twice her age at 141. Tsuru is old and experienced and set in her ways as a Marine Vice Admiral, convinced of Justice being the correct path. Meanwhile Kureha, despite having far more life experience and seeing Tsuru as a young woman, is a rebel and a rabble-rouser. Kureha is a tough old bitch who sees through the pretensions of the World Government and the Marines, and she might be able to break through Tsuru's shell.

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Sure this is an art blog but is writing not just another form of art? Anyways take this it’s not finished but I think it’s cool!

Eustass Kidd x Usopp one shot fic, whole fic is in Usopp’s POV,

The idea of having four crews of the worst generation on one island was a terrible idea, however it couldn't be avoided. Sanji needed to restock on spices and meat, Franky wanted to dock somewhere to work on the ship and repair some things, even Usopp had things he needed to do on the island. But the thought of seeing Law's crew sounded like a pain in the butt while running into Hawkin's or Kid's crew sounded more like a fight waiting to happen.

"Usopp I don't like the sound of this either but the next island is about a week away, and unless you and Luffy can consistently catch a ton of fish. Luffy might start thinking about eating one of us."

"I would not!"

"Yes you would Luffy."

"Hihi! Yeah I would!"

"B-But, Nami... Please!!! I'd be fine if it was just Law's crew but-"

"Torao is here?!"

Nami turns to glare at Usopp. Shit. "That settles it! We're docking at the island then! That's alright right Nami?"

If looks could kill Usopp would probably be dead. Nami gritted out in a sickly sweet tone " Yeah, sure Luffy! I'd love to dock at the same exact island that three other dangerous crews are on!"

Luffy stared at Nami with a blank face, not quite getting that she was being sarcastic.

"..... Great?"

She sighs, she's been trying to help Luffy understand more social cues as well as when people are being nice versus when people are being rude. It looks like it's not working very well though.

Nami turns to Usopp, " This is your fault."

And truth be told, yes it was his fault that Luffy heard that Law was at the island but it was not his fault that they ran out of food to keep their ship crew fed. For the most part. Okay maybe he and Luffy one too many midnight snacks. Fine, more like 10 but who's counting.

Usopp heard a chuckle coming from Robin lying in the lawn chair and reading. " Well perhaps we'll run into a bit of fun? Maybe one of us will be framed for murder of a rival crew member?"

Franky comes out to the deck to reply, "Don't scare Nami and Usopp too much, plus I think it'd be a lot more entertaining if it actually was one of us! And it was like some kind of revenge plot or something!"

Robin looked at Franky with admiration and love, then proceeded to say "Isn't that a bit too cliche, Flam?"

"Well, I gues- wa-! Robin! You know I hate being called that!" Said Franky with a small pout on his lips. As Robin started to chuckle again.

"God they're so fucking sappy and cheesy, it's so cute and I'm really glad they're happy together but like god damn!"

"You're so right Nams, look at them all happy and shit. Absolutely disgusting."

"Girl, don't agree with me. I hate you right now, now we literally have to dock on this shitty island because you couldn't keep your voice down."

"You KNOW he has selective hearing, he would've heard anyways!"

Zoro interjected with "You know he wouldn't have heard anything if you both had shUT THE FUCK UP! NOW-"

"GO BACK TO SLEEP MOSS HEAD!"

"YOU SHOULD GO WANDERING OFF INTO THE DAMN OCEAN AND DROWN ASSHOLE!"

And Zoro immediately butt out of the argument as he got hit by both Nami and Usopp.

"Anyways, both of you are on dish duty for the rest of the week."

"You can't do that!"

"I DIDNT DO SHIT!!"

"Too bad, now get ready to leave the ship. You're also both on grocery duty."

The two men groaned as Nami walked away in a huff. Zoro looked at Usopp in the eye and sent him a little glare.

"Don't look at me like that. Look I'll buy you some good sake alright?"

"... I want two bottles of good sake."

"Ugh, deal."

With a little grin Zoro went back to relaxing, or maybe to maybe have a quick nap before going. Either way he was resting. Usopp walks down to his workshop to double check what parts he already has and which ones he needs and made a checklist of them. As he was about to go to ask Franky if he also needed any parts or what not he hears a knock on his door. Usopp opens it to find Sanji.

"Dish duty and grocery duty huh?"

"Man, shut the hell up."

Which earned a small laugh from Sanji.

"I'm gonna go wake the Marimo up now so you better hurry before we leave you."

"Wait, I gotta ask Frank a couple of things before I go."

Franky then pops his head from his workshop and proceeded to ask, "What do ya need to ask me?"

Usopp was surprised to see him there, not that it was irregular to see him in his own room. It was just that Usopp didn't expect him to be here. He thought he was still with Robin or something. He probably just didn't hear Franky coming down because he was so focused on his supply check.

"Since I'm going shopping I wanted to know if ya wanted me to get you any parts before they sell out of what we need or something."

"Aw, thanks little bro! I need like about 20 of the 35-67-20 seals and 10 of those 45-80-12 seals and about 100 or maybe even 200 nuts and screws of all the standard sizes and also three bouquets of Tulips, Rhododendrons, Zinnias, Plantain lilies and Day Lilies."

"Three?"

"Yeah, I looked for some flowers that were safe for deer and people and I'm giving one bouquet to Robin, Chopper and Nami to brighten their rooms a little!"

"Aw that's sweet! But don't you think Chopper might eat those? Considering that those flowers are safe for deer to eat? Although he isn't technically a deer but a reindeer."

Franky answered stood there in silence along with Usopp and Sanji. All of them ponder the question that was just asked. Franky then started to leave as he said to Usopp "So the seals, nuts and screws! Get 'em for me will ya? Thanks little bro!" And proceeded to go to the deck, probably to question Chopper whether he likes to eat flowers or not. Sanji then mumbled something under his breath.

"What was that Sanji?"

"Nothing, just wondering what I should make for dinner, anyways now that that's over with come on."

They walked out over to the deck to find Zoro, not where he was before. Or any of his usual sleeping spots.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

"God fucking dammit. He probably thought we left him or some shit. Fuuuuuck."

"That damned moss head, it's like he literally has moss in his head instead of an actual human brain. I'd say I can't believe this, but this is pretty on par for that dumbass."

"Should we split up and look for him before we go shopping?"

"We can't, we need to buy the groceries before the good shit is all sold out to the other crews, that fucking bitch is gonna pay if that happens!"

"Okay so what's the plan? Just buy the groceries?"

"Usopp look, I'm gonna need you to buy everything on this list I made for you. I'll handle half of the Marimo's list and you get the other half, can I count on you to buy the best ingredients you can find for as cheap as you can?"

Usopp smirked and replied confidently, " Nami ain't the only that can get a good bargain!"

"Hell yeah, go! Make me proud!

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Usopp was arguing with a lady about the rice that Sanji needed him to buy. He heard from another vendor that he gets all his rice from here because her rice was high quality and delicious. So he did what he had to do to get the rice.

"My final offer! 10,000 berries for 160 kilograms of your finest rice!"

"Hah! The lowest I'll go is 16,000 for 30 kilos."

"What if I said please?"

"Hmm, 15,500 for 30."

"And if I said I'd help you repair your food stand?"

"Now you're talking! 12,500 for 30!"

"Deal! Pleasure doing business ma'am!"

"Like wise."

As Usopp shook her hand he felt proud of himself, he could understand Nami in a way. Getting a bargain did feel pretty good. But then he realised his mistake. He can't carry all this rice. Well technically he could, but that would take around two or three trips. Not only that but it's starting to get dark and he hasn't bought what Franky needs yet. He starts to think hard on what to do until he hears a loud yell from across the street.

He looks over and, oh. Oh no.

"Hey! You're the sniper for the Strawhats aren't ya?"

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

"Where's that shitty little kid anyways?"

This was not a good day for Usopp.

"Hey! You ignoring me or something you brat?"

"W-Who're you calling a brat! I'm only four years younger than you!"

Shit. As soon as Usopp finished his sentence, there was a murderous glint in Kidd's eye. He started to walk over to Usopp.

"Oh really? So you're the same age as that stupid captain of yours?"

"If you hurt me, uh. Luffy will come after you!"

He's getting closer he's almost right in front Usopp.

"Who cares about your captain? He ain't here now. What I wanna know is, what you would do."

What?

He leans over and whispers into Usopp's ear, "What would you do to me, huh?"

He then pulled away and smirked at Usopp. Taking in his flushed face.

"So you want help?"

"W-Whuh? Um. I-"

Kidd sighed and said, "THE BAGS? Do you need help with the bags? You know, the shit you have in your hands?"

"Oh! Uh I mean. I guess. Fuck! Yes, I mean yes I. Haha sorry. Just. Gimme a moment."

Holy fuck? What the fuck was that? What the FUCK was that? That was so fucking hot and terrifying holy shit what.

"Could you, h-help me with the rice? That'd be really helpful and um."

Kidd looks at Usopp, and asks with an aggravated tone, "What?"

"My name is Usopp. Uh, yeah."

Kidd raised an eyebrow and looked him dead straight in the eye. He laughed, and replied with a smile "I know."

This man is going to be the death of him. He didn't think it'd be this kind of death but nonetheless a death.

"So where do you need to go?"

"Well I need to go to the parts shop and maybe the junkyard if we have time."

"Sick. So which way?"

"Well a vendor I talked to before said that the parts shop should be further down a couple of streets and that I'd need to take a right turn at the red bar then proceed down that street and then we'd find it."

“Well then hurry up, I ain’t got all day you know.”

The walk was quiet, and quickly turning into an anxiety churning venture. He didn’t understand what was happening. Sure, he understood that he was shopping for groceries and then Kidd came into the picture. He invited himself in on this little adventure or whatever just as suddenly as he arrived. Usopp still wasn’t really sure what happened between that. That must have been a joke or something right? Or maybe this was a dream? Maybe he’s actually on the ship! Unconscious from Nami’s punch! Maybe-

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☆ OP FANART MASTERLIST ☆

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Usopp

Birthday boy

Meeting his father (angst)

Pan Usopp (meme)

Buff Usopp

Mistaken ideal type

G-8 Hair down

Recalling mom

Elbaf Usopp (Part 1)

Elbaf Usopp (Part 2)

Brave little boy (Banchina & Usopp)

Samurai AU

License to lie (Kronk meme)

Personal Usopp Fanzine Previews

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Duality of a man

Deserved rest

Chanting

17 vs 19

Lusopp

Luffy hugging Usopp

Sunflower

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Lusopp Social Media AU

New Food Place

Staying home + food fight

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Sanuso

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Sanuso Week 2024

Day 1: Ice Skating

Day 2: Fairytale AU

Day 3: Childhood friends

Day 4: Reality TV

Day 5: Sci-Fi (Men in Black AU)

Day 6: Gods & Demons

Day 7: Time Travel (40 years old Sanuso)

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In a heartbeat AU

OP Actors AU

Sanji confession

Cinderella AU

I'm not gonna lie to you (The Simpsons meme)

Daylight picnic

Megamind AU (angst)

I don't dance (HSM2 AU)

Sad song K.will (angst)

Flirting after party (Wano)

Comforting nights (doodles)

Personal taste-tester

Dynamic headcanons

How long before we fall in love

Tell me (kpop reference)

Not soulmates but...

Crisis, identity

Sanrio sanuso AU

Then vs Now (angst modern AU)

Mourning a loved one

Gods and Demons AU (Part 2)

Energy kiss (short animation)

Puppy-like Sanji

Tell me to stop (SU reference)

Almost kiss (angst)

Throughout the years (40's & 60's years old sanuso)

Am I pretty girl? (spongebob reference)

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Fusion AU

Meet Turquoise (sanuso fusion)

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Zosopp

Flowers

Kissing scars

Fluffy hair

Words and kisses

40 years old Zosopp

Drunken kisses (realization)

Usokaya

He makes me laugh

Kidsopp

Drunken rambling

Fic art

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Sun & Moon

Shirtless Usopp

First Kiss sanuso

Jealous Usopp

A promise before battle

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How can I love you (angst with happy ending)

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Unthinkable

A Night on the Town

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Scenes from a Sunny Winter Town

Winter sanuso

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Put your lipstick on me

Kiss marks

Luffy

Luffy & Going Merry

Luffy Gear 5

Second breakfast (LOTR meme)

Luffy as Captain Jack Sparrow

Sanji

Tiny Waist Post timeskip Sanji

Bluest blue

Zoro

Stronger

Nami

All the girls are girling (little video)

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Usopp Headcannons/Tangent

So it looks like I’m just gonna start doing this to ramble about characters and post short general headcannons. (Don’t forget to send me asks if your interested in any scenarios or headcannons yo.) OKAY SO MY MAIN MAN USOPP. God I love his dumbass so much. Why you may or may not ask? Well I’ll tell you. I’ve no idea. He’s a goofy dork who’s such a smarty pants who’s also an artist. He’s just so stupid and I love him. Also it’s come to my attention that Kidsopp is a ship. It’s a crack ship between Kidd and Usopp. I have so many feelings about this ship. I don’t like it but at the same time I love it. Kidd is just way too scary and kinky for Usopp. Usopp is a small innocent bean and Kidd is a big sexy boy. I’ve got too many thoughts about this.

Headcannons

Usopp has a sketch book where he draws different plants and animals he encounters

The Starw Hats, Vivi, Kaya, and Iceberg are also in this sketch book

Usopp really likes musicals, even though he’s not really all that good at singing

He’s got a whole lot of anxiety in his soul and has trouble falling asleep due to it

This precious baby boy is super self-conscious and is mostly self conscious about his body. His mostly concerned about his lack of strength and chiseled body.

Usopp is a meme lord, hands down. He would 100% run a secret meme twitter page

If he never became a pirate, Usopp would’ve most likely became a painter or herbalist 

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Iron Buttercups Part 1

A kidsopp story :)))

So I finished the first part of it! Yayyy!! Had to do a lot of revising and shit but I think this is pretty great! Hope you enjoy!

Synopsis: So in this story it's kinda like a meet cute, but the person who's in the meet cute looks like and acts like he hates your guts but he actually wants to be in them if you catch my drift. Anyways no smut, mostly cause I don't know how to write it. And I'm not sure how I'd do at writing it. Also love being mean to Zoro, he's so squinchy!!! The interactions between Sanji and Usopp can be read as whatever, I'm thinking more like they're best friends in this story but also who cares! Feel free to think it's a bit Sanji x Usopp too! Also a bit of Frobin in here, love that shit. Also maybe like a really small hint of Lawlu?

The idea of having four crews of the worst generation on one island was a terrible idea, however it couldn't be avoided. Sanji needed to restock on various foodstuffs, Franky also needed to dock to work on some things and see whether everything was in "tip top shape" as Franky said, and even Usopp had things he needed to do on the island. But the thought of seeing Law's crew sounded like a pain in the butt, while running into Hawkin's or Kid's crews sounded more like a fight waiting to happen.

"Usopp I don't like the sound of this either but the next island is about a week away, and unless you and Luffy can consistently catch a ton of fish. Luffy might start thinking about eating one of us."

"I would not!"

"Yes you would Luffy."

"Hihi! Yeah I would!"

"B-But, Nami... Please!!! I'd be fine if it was just Law's crew but-"

"Torao is here?!"

Nami turns to glare at Usopp. Shit. "That settles it! We're docking at the island then! That's alright, right Nami?"

If looks could kill Usopp would probably be dead. Nami gritted out in a sickly sweet tone " Yeah, sure Luffy! I'd love just love to dock at the same exact island that three other dangerous crews are on!"

Luffy stared at Nami with a blank face, not quite getting that she was being sarcastic.

"..... Great?" Said Luffy with a tone that implied he was not sure whether or not to answer, and if said answer was correct.

She sighs, she's been trying to help Luffy understand more social cues as well as when people are being nice versus when people are being rude. Although from the looks of it, the little lessons Nami’s been giving him hasn’t been working.

Nami turns to Usopp to Usopp and smacks the back of his head, then points at him and says. " This is your fault."

And truth be told, yeah it was his fault that Luffy heard about Law being on the island but it wasn’t his fault that they ran out of food. For the most part. Okay maybe he and Luffy one too many midnight snacks. Fine, more like ten too many but who's counting.

Usopp heard a chuckle coming from Robin lying in the lawn chair and reading.

"Well perhaps we'll run into a bit of fun? I heard that long ago this island used to take young prisoners of war to sacrifice to their god." Franky, who was listening in from earlier said. "Oh yeah, you told me about that! You think there might be a cult still following those old practices? You think they might even take my heart? Although I don’t exactly have a heart but I do have-“

Which leads to Franky to start rambling about the specifics of his heart/processor thing. While Robin looks to him with admiration and love. She interrupts him and counters with "You're not exactly a young prisoner of war, Flam. On top of that I do not like sharing what's mine."

Franky sputters in a way that describes the conflicting feelings that Robin's response evoked in him while Robin chuckles at his confusion.

"God they're so fucking sappy, it’s so cute and gross at the same time."

"You're so right Nams, look at them all happy and shit. Absolutely disgusting."

"Girl, don't agree with me. I hate you right now, now we literally have to dock on this shitty island because you couldn't keep your voice down."

"You KNOW he has selective hearing, he would've heard anyways!"

Zoro interjected with "You know he wouldn't have heard anything if you both had shUT THE FUCK UP! NOW-"

"GO BACK TO SLEEP MOSS HEAD!"

"YOU SHOULD GO WANDERING OFF INTO THE DAMN OCEAN AND DROWN ASSHOLE!"

As Zoro tried to reply he was immediately kicked out of the argument as he got hit by both Nami and Usopp.

"Anyways, both of you are on dish duty for the rest of the week."

"You can't do that!"

"I DIDNT DO SHIT!!" Nami goes to hit Zoro and Usopp on their heads.

"Too bad, now get ready to leave the ship. You're also both on grocery duty."

The two men groaned as Nami walked away in a huff. Zoro looked at Usopp in the eye and sent him a little glare.

"Don't look at me like that. Look I'll buy you some good sake alright?"

"... I want two bottles," Usopp sighs, signalling that the deal has been made. As he walks away Zoro proceeds to shout. "And it better be good or I'm gonna-!"

"Ughhhh. Yeah, yeah."

With a little smirk Zoro goes back to relaxing. Or maybe he was going to have a quick nap before going. Either way he was resting.

So Usopp decides to walk down to his workshop to double check his inventory and make a checklist of everything he needs to buy. After about an hour or two, right as he was about to go to Franky and ask if he also needed any parts, he hears a knock on his door. Usopp opens it to find Sanji.

Sanji leans against the doorway while lighting a cigarette and asks. "Dish duty and grocery duty huh?"

Usopp replies with a “Man, shut the hell up."as he rolls his eyes.

Which earned a chuckle from Sanji. "I'm gonna go wake the Marimo up now so you better hurry up."

"Wait, I gotta ask Franky a couple of things before I go."

Franky then pops his head from his workshop and proceeds to ask, "What do ya need to ask me?"

Usopp was surprised to see him there, not that it was unusual to see the in his own work room. Usopp just thought he was still with Robin or something. Probably just didn't hear Franky coming down because he was so focused on his supply check.

"Since I'm going shopping I wanted to know if ya wanted me to get you any parts before they sell out of what we need or something."

"Aw, thanks little bro! I need like about 20 of the 35-67-20 seals and 10 of those 45-80-12 seals and  about 100 or maybe even 200 nuts and screws of all the standard sizes and also three bouquets of Tulips, Rhododendrons, Zinnias, Plantain lilies and Day Lilies."

"Three?"

"Yeah, I looked for some flowers that were deer and people safe. So I could give one bouquet to Robin, another for Chopper and the last for Nami to brighten their rooms a little!"

"Aw that's sweet! But don't you think Chopper might eat those? Considering that those flowers are safe for deer? Although he isn't technically a deer but a reindeer."

Franky stood there in silence along with Usopp and Sanji. All of them ponder the question that was just asked. Usopp thinks this might be the longest time Franky has ever stayed quiet. He then starts to walk away as he said to Usopp "So the seals, nuts and screws! Get 'em for me will ya? Thanks little bro!" And proceeded to go to the deck, probably to question Chopper whether he likes to eat flowers or not. Sanji then mumbled something under his breath.

"What was that Sanji?"

"Nothing, just wondering what I should make for dinner, anyways now that that's over with come on."

They walked out over to the deck to find Zoro not there. Or in any of his usual sleeping spots.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!"

"God fucking dammit. He probably thought we left him or some shit."

"That damned moss head, it's like he literally has moss in his head instead of an actual human brain. I'd say I can't believe this, but this is pretty on par for that dumbass."

"Should we split up and look for him before we go shopping?"

"We can't, we need to buy the groceries before the other crews clear the market of everything. If I can't get everything I need, that bitch is gonna pay!"

"Okay so what's the plan? Just buy the groceries?"

"Usopp look, I'm gonna need you to buy everything on this list I made for you," Sanji gives him a list and rips another list in half and gives Usopp one half. "I'll handle half of the Marimo's list and you get that half, now I can count on you to buy all of them?"

Usopp smirked and replied confidently, "Nami ain't the only that can get a good bargain!"

"Hell yeah, Make me proud!

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Usopp was arguing with a lady about the rice that Sanji needed him to buy. He heard from another vendor that he gets all his rice from here because her rice was high quality and delicious. The woman was tough, she looked pretty with her hair tied up and wrapped up in a bandana. However her stand looked a bit old and out of order. It could use some renovation to make sure that it would still draw in customers as well as keep to keep the stand itself safe and stable.

"My final offer! 10,000 berries for 40 kilograms of your finest rice!"

"Hah! The lowest I'll go is 16,000 for 30 kilos."

"What if I said please?"

"Hmm, 15,500 for 30."

"And if I said I'd help you repair your food stand?"

"Now you're talking! 12,500 for 30!"

"Deal! Pleasure doing business ma'am!"

"Like wise."

As Usopp shook her hand he felt proud of himself, he could understand Nami in a way. Getting a bargain did feel pretty good. But then he realised his mistake. He couldn't carry all this rice. Well technically he could, but that would take around two or three trips. Not only did that sound exhausting but it was starting to get dark and he still hasn't bought what Franky needs yet. He starts to think hard on what to do until he hears a loud yell from across the street.

He looks over and, oh. Oh no.

"Hey! You're the sniper for the Strawhats aren't ya?"

This was one of the last people he wanted to see, one of exact reasons he did not want to stop at this damn island.

This was NOT a good day for Usopp.

Eustass Kidd. A man said to not have any qualms with killing and pillaging, thought to even enjoy it with a bloody smile on his face. Said to enjoy his feasts filled with booze, food and bodies dead and alive. A man that Usopp, would obviously be scared of.

And although that may be true, it wasn't like a brave warrior of the sea to be afraid of some rival crew. No. A brave warrior would stand his ground, whether he was outnumbered or weaker than his opponent. So a brave warrior he will be. Until Kidd leaves at least.

"Where's that shitty little kid anyways?"

Usopp was still mentally preparing to talk to him! And he couldn't act like his usual self right now! He had to adopt someone else's personality or something!

"Hey! You ignoring me or something you brat?"

As of right now, he could only think of a response similar to whatever Usopp thinks Luffy would say. Which was probably the worst response he could use. But it was better than nothing, so before Kidd became even more irritated he used the "Luffy" response.

"W-Who're you calling a brat! I'm only four years younger than you!"

Shit. As soon as Usopp finished his sentence, there was some kind of glint in Kidd's eye. Which Usopp presumed it to be murderous. "Of all the people to copy, did I really have to pick Luffy?" He thought as Kidd started to walk over towards a overthinking Usopp.

"Oh really? So you're the same age as that stupid captain of yours?"

Fuck, screw this. He's just gonna act like himself. He backs away from Kidd trying to get more space between them, which was useless because Kidd followed his each step.

"If you hurt me, uh. Luffy will come after you!"

He's getting closer he's almost right in front Usopp.

"Who cares about your captain? He ain't here now. What I wanna know is, what you’re gonna do."

What?

He leans over and whispers into Usopp's ear, "What would you do to me, huh?"

He then pulled away and smirked at Usopp. Taking in his flushed face.

"So you want help?"

"W-Whuh? Um. I-"

Kidd sighed and said, "THE BAGS? Do you need help with the bags? You know, the shit you have in your hands?"

"Oh! Uh, no? I mean. No I-, I mean yes I. Haha sorry. Just. Gimme a moment."

Holy fuck? What the fuck was that? What the FUCK was that? That was so fucking hot and terrifying holy shit what.

"Could you, h-help me with the rice? That'd be really helpful and um."

Kidd looks at Usopp, and asks with an aggravated tone, "What?"

"My name is Usopp. Uh, yeah."

Kidd raised an eyebrow and looked him dead straight in the eye. He laughed, and replied with a smile "I know."

This man is going to be the death of him. He didn't think he’d die like this but it doesn’t really matter what kind of death he has does it?

"So where do you need to go?"

"Well I need to go to the parts shop and maybe the junkyard if we have time."

"Sick. So which way?"

"Well a vendor I talked to before said that the parts shop should be further down a couple of streets and that I'd need to take a right turn at the red bar then proceed down that street and then we'd find it."

"Well then hurry up, I ain't got all day you know."

The walk was quiet, and quickly turning into an anxiety churning venture. He didn't understand what was happening. Well, okay. Usopp understood that Kidd just, appeared out of seemingly nowhere and practically invited himself in on this little errand run the moment they met. It's just that, it was like the whole situation just, didn't click in his head for some reason? That must have been a joke or something right? Maybe this was a dream? Or he's actually on the ship! Unconscious from Nami's punch! Maybe-

“God you’re so fucking slow! Do you need me to carry you too?”

“Wh- No! I can walk by myself! I was just thinking a little too hard a-and besides, these bags are a bit heavy so of course I’d be a bit slow. If I didn’t have these bags I bet I’d have gotten to the junkyard already!”

Usopp thought to himself. “What am I saying!? He’s gonna break my body into pieces if I keep going with whatever the hell I’m talking about!”

However even as Usopp thought that, he couldn’t stop talking. “And on top of that, I’m only walking slow like this, cause so you can keep track of me!”

And right as Usopp thinks “STOP THAT! IF YOU KEEP GOING HE MIGHT-“

“You wanna put that to the test, runt?”

Fucking. Goddamit. Maybe, he could get out of this, Usopp thought. He can get out of this right? He’s Usopp! He can get out of anything!

“I’m not sure if you’d want that wouldn’t wanna show you up in front of-“ While Usopp tried to talk his way out Kidd had already decided that they were racing.

“Five.”

“Huh?”

“Four.”

“Wait, Kidd you don’t want to-“

“Three.”

“You really don’t want to do thi-“

“Two.”

“Kidd, I. I’m not ready! I gotta do all this stuff to-“

“One.”

In the last second Usopp resigned to his fate, as he thought well, he might as well die trying. So right as Kidd was about to say zero, Usopp instead yelled.

“ZERO!” And started booking it.

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 2 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Tracock: it hurts how much i need to see them together.

Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)

Yonmi: He keeps her wanted poster on him to look at it with big heart eyes 😅 So much potential, but criminally underrated imo. I also like that with his green hair, Yonji looks kind of like a Sanji-Zoro hybrid.

[kanewilliamsonjp]

三和一善 Kidsoppから（ シナジック林）

Pink Floyd 的“月之暗面”剛剛進行了標誌性的重新設計

打開平克·弗洛伊德 (Pink Floyd) 的《月之暗面》(The Dark Side Of The Moon) 50 週年紀念套裝，感覺就像是在訪問一件古老神器的秘密。 一個完美的黑匣子打開，層層嵌套的寶藏讓人感覺彷彿是在某個不為人知的埃及城市奇蹟般地發現了這些寶藏，這些寶藏早已在薩卡拉沙漠的沙子下消失了。

“當霍華德卡特敲開圖坦卡蒙的墓牆時，有人問他是否能看到任何東西。 他的回答是‘是的，很棒的事情！ 太棒了！’當我為這套盒子畫草圖時，我的腦海裡就已經有了這個想法，”Pentagram 合作夥伴和畢生的平克·弗洛伊德 粉絲哈里·皮爾斯說。 Pearce 與 Pentagram 倫敦辦事處的另一位合夥人 Jon Marshall 一起創作了這套盒子，他從十幾歲起就是 Floyd 的粉絲，當時他試圖學習專輯 B 面的第一首歌曲“Money”的著名低音線。

當負責 1973 年標誌性的月之暗面專輯封面的設計團隊 Hipgnosis 的 Aubrey 'Po' Powell 找到 Pearce 並為其設計 50 週年紀念套裝時，他唯一的要求是“設計必須要追溯到某些東西 最初的想法。” 皮爾斯和馬歇爾牢記這��指示。 “Harry 非常強烈地認為我們不應該創造任何新事物； 我們應該借鑒已經存在的靈感，”馬歇爾說。

由 Hipgnosis 的聯合創始人 Syd Thorgerson 設計並由 James Hardie 繪製插圖，最初的封面非常引人注目，以至於它立即成為搖滾視覺歷史的一部分。 黑色背景下，一道白光從左邊進入三角形的發光輪廓，在另一邊擴散成彩虹。 白光一直延伸到相冊的背面，在那裡您可以找到它的來源：彩虹被一個更大的倒棱鏡集中。 除了右下角的一個小四聲道標記外，沒有提及 Pink Floyd 或其他任何東西，表明這張專輯採用了四聲道環繞聲，這是創新的英國樂隊的標誌性品質之一。

三和一善

“這個想法是從一本標準的物理教科書中巧妙地拼湊出來的，”Thorgerson 在 2003 年的一次採訪中回憶道。 他和鮑威爾偶然發現了一張玻璃棱鏡的照片，將一束陽光衍射成樂譜上的彩虹。 在專輯中，棱鏡的概念擴展為更大的主題：埃及金字塔。

50 週年套裝的封面採用原版的全黑版本。 從那裡，盒裝深入了解專輯的故事。 馬歇爾說，這套盒子的最初草圖是建立在埃及石棺的想法之上的，其中一個外殼在另一個外殼內。 “當你穿過外殼時，你會到達由黃金製成的中央外殼。 黃金似乎非常適合我們 50 週年的想法，因為黃金是 50 週年紀念日。”

奇蹟石棺

在數字媒體時代，實體專輯體驗已被降級為新奇事物，但石棺的概念在 Pink Floyd 項目的多個層面上發揮作用。 這與金字塔和埃及神話有關，是的，但打開第一層確實讓人感覺像奪寶奇兵，發現“奇妙的事物”。揭開這些層的簡單行為對於像我這樣的任何 Pink Floyd 粉絲來說都是一次旅行 ——讓人想起第一次打開原版專輯時的興奮。 Marshall 指出，多層概念在實際層面上也適用。 “這是一種將大量內容組織成一個盒子的方式，”他說。

這一切都始於一個完美的正方形黑盒子，它有一個簡單的圖形元素：一個在其中心完美模���的等邊三角形。 三角形將原始的玻璃棱鏡濃縮成其最基本的本質，這是項目精神的一部分的蒸餾過程，Pearce 說。 “我們一直非常小心，不發明任何新東西，而是重複使用丟失的東西，並將原始棱鏡的想法擴展到一個完整的概念中，”他告訴我。 “我們為它帶來的每一個想法都來自於原始專輯設計中的一些小東西。 所以這是非常尊重的，向 1973 年以來所有出色的 Hipgnosis 工作致敬。這是一件非常令人尊敬的工作； 我們非常小心地這樣做。”

打開第一個盒子，出現了一本 160 頁的精裝啟示錄。 由 Pearce 設計，裡面全是搖滾明星攝影師 Jill Furmanovsky 以及 Hipgnosis 的 Thorgerson 和 Powell 拍攝的樂隊照片。 這本書本身是對原作的另一種延伸。 “月之暗面附帶了一張金字塔海報，海報的四角點綴著‘Pink Floyd’字樣。 我們採用相同的字體，相同的想法，並為書的封面製作了一個新的結構。 這又是對 Hipgnosis 原創作品的重新構想，”Pearce 說。

[kanewilliamsonjp]

三和一善 | 澳門（アジア）参加・三和一善

童欣國際慈善會」為一間已於澳門特別行政區政府註冊的非牟利慈善團體（註冊編號6780），以 "為兒童及青年敞開機會的大門，協助他們發揮所長，成就夢想" 為宗旨。三和一善

我們展望世界上所有的兒童和青年，不管他們的財政和家庭背景，分享相同得到教育的機會，以及學習和探索在他們的成長和發展過程中必不可少的東西。我們通過舉辦一些活動，盡力為他們打開機會之門，幫助他們發揮所長，成就夢想。三和一善

 三和一善

英文 "Kidsopp" 一字取自 "Kids" 及 "Opportunities" 兩個單詞，而中文「童欣」取自「兒童」及「歡欣」兩個單詞，含有「為兒童打開機會的大門，給他們帶來歡欣」的意思。本會由一群專業人士創立，我們分享著相同的理念，認為貧窮不應等於權利被剝奪。在現今的世界，孩子們理應享有的機會已變成需以金錢交換的產品。然而，我們認為家庭收入的差距不應該等於孩子享有機會的差距。我們希望能盡點綿力縮窄貧富孩子享有機會的距差。每個孩子都可有夢想。我們希望幫助他們圓夢。目前理事會中有三位成員

[kanewilliamsonjp]

三和一善 | 미와 카쥬요시(三和一善) 씨는 1990에서 2016까지 Cypress Solutions 의 사장으로서 26년동안 경영을 해왔습니다.

Cypress Solutions 은 일본 오사카에 본사를 두고 있으며

三和一善

컨설팅, 정보 통합 시스템 디자인과 네트워크 관리 서비스를 제공하고있습니다.

 三和一善 씨는 2016 년이후로는 일본에 CT Corp 의 회장으로서, 또한 LP Corp의 사장으로서 회사를 운영하고 있으며

현재 미국에 거주하면서 Synergic Group LLC 를 운영하고 있습니다.

 그리고 三和一善 씨는 마카우에 비영리단체 Kidsopp 을 설립���여 젊은이들이들에게 창업자의 꿈을 실현할 수 있도록 힘쓰고있습니다.

[onepiece-polls]

People had a good laugh about the shipname tracock, and they did come back a bit, but not enough to win. Kidsopp takes the win and moves on to round 3!

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 2 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Tracock: it hurts how much i need to see them together.

Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)

[onepiece-polls]

Yonmi didn't stand a chance. Kidsopp moves on to round 2!

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side A

Propaganda under the cut.

Kidsopp: They have completely opposite demeanors, so the contrast of them being together as a couple is just really funny. their banter could be so good + Usopp would 100% think Kid's fighting style with massive mechs is the coolest (and scariest) shit EVER. Likewise I think Kid could get a kick out of some of Usopps inventions, AND i think Kid would find some of the equipment Usopp has cool (like the dials from skypiea). They could make the wackiest robots if they worked together + Size difference <3 (admittedly not a terribly big one considering this is one piece but still.)

Yonmi: He keeps her wanted poster on him to look at it with big heart eyes 😅 So much potential, but criminally underrated imo. I also like that with his green hair, Yonji looks kind of like a Sanji-Zoro hybrid.