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The two best reasons to ship anything are:
1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance
2.It would be so fucking funny
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Double Standard Dictionary: A Guide to Things That Are Only "Problems" When Women Do Them
Let's have an honest conversation about something that drives me absolutely crazy. You know those little comments and judgments that somehow only seem to apply to women? Yeah, we need to talk about that.
The Professional Edition
When men vs. when women do the exact same thing:
He's assertive → She's aggressive
He's focused → She's cold
He's passionate → She's emotional
He's dedicated → She's obsessed
He's confident → She's arrogant
He's strategic → She's manipulative
He's busy → She's neglecting her life
The Dating Double Standards
The classics that never seem to die:
He's dated around → She has "a past"
He's a bachelor → She's "left on the shelf"
He's selective → She's picky
He's career-focused → She's married to her job
He's a social butterfly → She's attention-seeking
He's "finding himself" → She needs to settle down
He's direct → She's desperate
The Appearance Police
The endless contradictions:
Look professional, but not too try-hard
Be attractive, but not attention-seeking
Wear makeup, but keep it "natural"
Be fit, but not too muscular
Dress well, but not too sexy
Look youthful, but not immature
Age gracefully, but never look old
The Emotion Edition
How it's perceived:
His anger is justified → Her anger is hysteria
His sadness is deep → Her sadness is dramatic
His stress is from hard work → Her stress is from "not coping"
His excitement is enthusiasm → Her excitement is over-the-top
His concerns are valid → Her concerns are paranoid
His anxiety is pressure → Her anxiety is weakness
The Family Chronicles
The never-ending judgment:
He's babysitting → She's just parenting
He's helping around the house → She's doing her job
He's focused on work → She's neglecting family
He needs time to himself → She's selfish
He's weighing his options → She's wasting time
He's figuring out what he wants → Her clock is ticking
The Office Politics
Things I'm tired of seeing:
Men get mentored → Women get hit on
Men network → Women "sleep their way up"
Men are busy → Women "can't handle it"
Men are thorough → Women are perfectionists
Men delegate → Women are lazy
Men need work-life balance → Women are uncommitted
The Social Scene
The ridiculous expectations:
Be fun but not too wild
Be social but not too friendly
Be smart but not intimidating
Be successful but not threatening
Be independent but not difficult
Be strong but still need help
Be confident but still humble
The Success Paradox
What we're dealing with:
Be ambitious but not threatening
Lead but don't be bossy
Achieve but don't outshine
Negotiate but don't be demanding
Succeed but stay likeable
Excel but remain modest
Win but make it look effortless
The Reality Check
What this actually means for us:
Constant second-guessing
Walking on eggshells
Energy drain from overthinking
Imposter syndrome
Reduced authenticity
Limited self-expression
Unnecessary stress
The Way Forward
What we can do about it:
Call it out
Name the double standard
Question the logic
Point out the inconsistency
Support other women
2. Break the patterns
Reject unfair labels
Define success personally
Set our own standards
Celebrate authenticity
3. Change the narrative
Share success stories
Highlight achievements
Create new networks
Mentor others
To Every Woman Dealing With This
Remember:
You're not "too much"
Your achievements are earned
Your feelings are valid
Your ambitions are worthy
Your standards are important
Your voice matters
Your path is yours
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hits you with the homestuck trollsonas/OCs in the year 2024
#sighs#digs around in a box in the back BACK of my mental closet#blows the dust off of her#“welcome back pangah”
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what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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I can excuse Johnny marrying a woman but I draw the line at him naming his son after his father
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Pros of re-reading your own fic
a good time;
Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;
Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;
just a very fun time all around.
Cons of re-reading your own fic:
Is that another TYpO
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Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.
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Hi! I know it was awhile ago but I was the requester for the Bucci Gang w/ autistic s/o dhdbdbskd. I absolutely loved it!! Now dare I ask but do you maybe also have any headcanons for an autistic s/o but with La Squadra? I love them sm dhdhdjdkdn and I'd really appreciate it!! Especially with any comfort ideas you may have for it too! (as a possible bonus hehe) Love your writing and thanks again!!
Hi again!!1!11!!
I apologize for taking forever answering this one. I was working on a secret little project and forgot to clear out my inbox like I've been meaning to.
anyway i was super excited to start this one
(author's note: credits to gif owners, of course, i don't own them <3)
anyway (again)
Risotto
Risotto is very firm by nature. Or, at least, he is after you've met him.
When he finds out you're autistic, he might become a little more firm with you. He puts in place rules for you to follow that may seem a little unfair.
But it's dangerous, being associated with him.
It's not intentional, but he thinks of you as weaker than him. He feels a stronger urge to protect you than everyone else. Everyone else in the Execution Squad have Stands to defend themselves. You may not. He does not want you to be taken advantage of.
It may take a big argument to clear this up, because he's rather dense when things aren't being spelled out for him word for word. At least, in situations like these.
After that, though, he takes more time to observe you so he can note what makes you happy. So he's less likely to upset you in the future.
Ghiaccio
He's definitely a little autistic. I imagine him a little like Sheldon from Young Sheldon LMAO
No but seriously, he's quieter with you. You understand him in a way that's different from the way the others understand him. He still gets very agitated very quickly, but it's different with you.
The two of you can bond over your hatred for textures, too. Velvet or velcro feels like hellfire on your skin. (oops a little projection on my part)
He doesn't ever point any of his anger out on you. And if he even suspects that you might've been upset by his outbursts, he's quick to apologize.
The others make fun of him for it. They call him soft, like snow instead of ice. But he can't bring himself to care. Not when you're the only one on the team that could even begin to comprehend his thoughts.
Melone
Despite his...very obvious gooning, he is still a genius. He's observant, he's technical, and he probably knows you're autistic before you tell him.
He subtly prompts you to talk about your special interests, just so he can listen to you talk. Other than Ghiaccio, and maybe Pesci, he might be the most understanding, even though he's not autistic himself.
He definitely is a little neurodivergent himself, but he's not autistic.
It's not often that he gets you gifts for ur special interest, because he'd rather listen to you talk about it while he's working. It's like listening to a podcast while he works.
He eats all the food you can't eat easily. It's not like he minds.
Prosciutto
Mmmmmm, truthfully, you might get along with him the least.
He's a nitpicker. And, as an autistic myself, I know it's hard to differentiate between when he's just picking at our flaws, or when he's just saying things to say them.
He nitpicks to make you as perfect for him as what he believes he deserves. It's a weird complex.
Someone who's autistic has a harder time just brushing off his coddling and aggressive doting because he's all up in your face about it.
That isn't to say that you don't get along with him at all. He's rather sweet when he's not, y'know. He does things for you, he gets you gifts, all that fun stuff. It's just about the nitpicking that you two get into arguments about, really. Because he does like hearing you talk, and he does sweet things for you, too.
It's really just that one habit that you can't get over. It takes a lot to break him out of it, if you have the patience for that.
Formaggio
He's a great communicator boyfriend. He likes talking to you a lot, and listening to you in turn.
It's a pretty smooth ride into the relationship with the two of you. Since Formaggio is very open to talking out any of your issues calmly, rather than starting an argument, or avoiding a topic entirely until resentment starts to build.
You can appreciate his straight forward attitude on communication.
It doesn't take long for him to clock what your interests are because of his easy communication.
Out of all of the gang, he's the smoothest about how he goes about finding out how to get you gifts. He'll ask you to talk about your interests, which isn't out of the ordinary for him, while mentally noting which things you're more into, which ones you've expressed wanting more content for.
And, what do you know, figurines and books will appear in your room as if Santa came early.
Illuso
He doesn't exactly understand it, or why you act the way you do sometimes. But he likes you well enough, so he's willing to learn.
He takes the food you won't eat, he keeps the textures you don't like away from you. He memorizes what your reactions to things mean, how you stim, even.
Most of this is not intentional. He's just good at stuff like this. He's a very keen people watcher, which is why he's usually assigned to stake outs or kidnappings. (He's a stalker)
(Man in the Mirror makes it easy)
He mentions your interests off handedly, just because he likes to see you light up.
Pesci
(i hate this gif so much LMAO stop caressin him like that)
Similar to Formaggio, he's an excellent communicator. You're a lot nicer to him than his fratello, at least.
He enjoys your straightforward attitude and tendencies. It's a lot easier to understand than Prosciutto's aggressive corrections.
He might be a little dense, so he won't pick up on your autism for a long time. You might even have to tell him straight up that you're autistic because he won't piece it together himself.
But that's okay. He makes up for his density by being a sweetheart.
He also will take the food you don't want to eat. He's not picky.
He likes to learn about your interests so that he can have in depth conversations about them with you. If your interests are a little morbid, he may get a little squeamish, but he can deal with it, he assures you. He's a grown man. In the Mafia. He can handle something a little morbid, he's seen worse.
(he can't, but he tries to anyway)
Gelato and Sorbet
They're a package deal, because of course they are.
Gelato might not notice at first. Not like Sorbet does. Sorbet had actually graduated from university, with a bachelor's in psychology. So he definitely knows you're not neurotypical, at least.
They're both very open to your mannerisms, though. Neither of them are bothered by petty things like how you eat your food or what blankets you like more than others.
They're more than willing to accommodate for you. Changing one thing about their routine is a small price to pay to make sure you're comfortable with them.
Gelato is almost aggressive with how he'll defend you about what makes you comfortable, while Sorbet is a little more composed. But no less deranged, really.
Both of their first instincts is violence, in different ways.
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good god this took me way longer than i wanted it to, but my life got way too complicated way too fast, so i was a little distracted. sorry for the wait!
#jojo kimyou na bouken#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#jjba x reader#jjba la squadra#risotto nero#jjba ghiaccio#jjba melone#jjba formaggio#jjba illuso#jjba prosciutto#jjba pescie#jjba sorbet#jjba gelato#la squadra x reader
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HELP GUYS I CAN’T BREATHE—
ASLKDEBJEAOWIDSLKB WHAT THE FUCK 💀
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This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.
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MAKE FANDOM CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!! REBLOG IF YOU THING FANDOM SHOULD BE CRINGE AGAIN!!!!!!
I mean selfship, bad art, bad writing, bad cosplay, weird theories and harmless headcanons, crossover ships, oc x canon, mary sue ocs, all of it. If it’s for your own personal entertainment it hurts NOBODY!!!
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As per the previous anon I got, I do want to take a moment to rant about this topic that's been bothering me for years.
You can write smut for under aged characters.
I don't know why this is such a popular thing but I'm so tired of seeing people talk about the fact that you can't write a smut fic for characters under 18. I get it if you just don't feel comfortable writing/reading smut of characters under 18 (I personally don't feel comfortable about it) but to make it a "rule" that the characters have to be over 18 in canon or aged up to 18 is something that just really rubs me the wrong way.
Teenagers have sex all the time, it might not be as often as it was say 10-15 years ago but it still happens. Being a teenager doesn't make you immune to feeling sexual thoughts or actions. In fact, I even went to high school with people who had sex. There's also people who are having sex as young as 13. Trying to say otherwise is just factually incorrect.
Not to mention, so many original stories do include teenagers having sex. Heathers, 10 Things I Hate About You, Grease, and so many more are movies that take place in high schools and in all of these movies, there are characters under 18 that have sex, sometimes on screen.
Trying to maintain this narrative that being a child means you're not allowed to even know what the word "sex" isn't helping anything.
Again, if you don't like reading/writing smut of characters who aren't 18/aged up to 18 that's fine and I get it. But to say that it's a necessity is just pushing old Puritan values we don't need in fandoms.
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