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Character design and research I did of the sandman for our upcoming short movie "La bĂȘte noire" where the sandman is a shepherd and the dreams are his sheep.
#artists on tumblr#art#illustration#design#character design#sandman#original#short movie#I did so much research#im not even showing everything#I'm not the one designing the sheep so I can't really post it but they are very cute#especially our dear black sheep that we lovingly called wooloo#it will be a 1min30 long movie I'll try to post it when it will be finished :)
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salt & honey
a year and a half since i thought âhaha what if jack and stephen aubreyad were in sunless seaâ i have finished the longest fic ive ever written. tune in NEXT WEEK for the posting of the FIRST CHAPTER! and. glossary.
i will be posting either every day or every other day. the whole fic is finished, so if i have to delay posting i wont drop off the map. get excited!
#its finally fucking real oh my GOD#its done#hope yall enjoy because this took so fucking long#i did so much research#i have a map and charts and a calendar#i should have a sources cited but i was too lazy#THANK GOD for my two alpha readers and friends who helped me with so much of this fic
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đđ - đđđđđ đđđđ. despite serpent's humane physique, her physiology and anatomy closely resemble that of snakes. aside from the most obvious attributes that can be easily seen ( such as her eyes and the scales scattered across various parts of her body ) , there are more differences between her and a normal human.
†đŹđđđ„đđŹ. serpent presents various scales 'pon her body, most notably across her shoulders and breastbone, down her spine, on her lower abdomen, upon her inner thighs and around her ankles stretching until the upper side of her feet. each scale possesses an aquamarine color and they're luminescent, which means that they reflect any outer source of light as well as glowing in the absence of the latter. in snakes, the scales offer protection from desiccation and injury, which is why even in serpent's case, they are located in the most vulnerable parts of her body. although she can be long since considered as an adult snake in natural terms, the outer layer of her scales sheds off and new scales grow beneath them ; this process does not happen too often due to her age. each scale is cold but smooth at the touch, in spite of the differing shape from one to the other.
†đđČđđŹ. serpent has colorless hues, rimmed in a blood - red color, a memento of her life as a human, when she was affected by ocular albinism. now, her pupils are constantly elongated vertically, no matter the environment and thus the light that illuminates them. vertical pupils create an astigmatic depth of field such that images of vertical contours nearer or further than the distance to which the eye is focused are sharp, whereas images of horizontal contours at different distances are blurred. this type of vision allows serpent to estimate distances and blur elements that are outside of her focus and thus outside of her attention ; advantageous for predators, she is capable of always maintaining her surroundings under strict control. another ability that is unique to predators, is her ability to detect infrared radiation, which allows her to generate a thermal image of others in her surrounding area: the superimposition of thermal and visual images within her brain enables serpent to track a designated prey with great speed and precision. although this is not noticeable by others, beneath the eyelid, there is a special type of scale called 'spectacle' that further protects the eye from injury and dirt.
†đŠđšđźđđĄ. although her mouth ( jaw + maw ) does appear normal on the outside, there are a series of openings alongside her upper and lower lips, called labial pits, that contain heat - sensing organs: these labial pits aid her in examining her surroundings and also serve to warn her of the presence of plausible predators or dangers nearby. her tongue is not forked like that of normal snakes, but it can still be employed to pick up minuscule scent particles in the air and place them in contact with the vomeronasal organ ; due to this and her capacity to smell normally through the nose, her sense of smell is quite heightened. when it comes to teeth, serpent has both snake teeth and snake fangs: her snake teeth, on the sides of her mouth where morals should be, are solid and angled backwards and they serve to heighten the power of her bite ; on the other hand, her snake fangs are positioned where her canines should be and they are hollow, attached to venom sacks and are thus used to poison her prey.
†đŻđđ§đšđŠ. serpent's venom is indeed lethal, although its effect on the body depends on the quantity of droplets that she injects within her prey. each of her fangs can contain a medium amount of 15 to 20 droplets, but only two droplets are actually needed to kill an adult human. due to the fact that she has never really depended on her own venom to kill her victims and has instead employed her python to devour her enemies, even serpent herself is uncertain about what her venom may be capable of causing once injected into a prey. for sure, she does know that her venom is highly neurotoxic and cardiotoxic and that a single droplet of it is enough to render an adult human incapable of standing on their own legs. when two or more droplets are injected within the victim, the death is slow but tremendously painful as it causes the collapse of the main organs and tarnishes the nervous system, before finally leading to death.
†đđšđđČ đđđŠđ©đđ«đđđźđ«đ. just like her animal counterpart, serpent is also a cold - blooded creature. although her heart is identical to that of normal humans ( which means that it has four chambers rather than three ) , her body temperature and her relationship with weather is indeed that of a normal snake. cold to the touch, she adores being close to sources of warmth and will thus always prefer to linger and rest in those spaces where the temperature is high enough to warm her body ; anything below 18° will make her feel painfully sick, restless and anxious, nauseous and will most likely compel her to enter a state of brumation, where her body falls asleep and her bodily function will slow until she is exposed once more to a source of warmth. a temperature any lower than that can lead to death. because of this, serpent can be tremendously picky when it comes to her abode nowadays, always making sure that both the temperature and the level of humidity within the rooms are proper enough for both her own health and that of her snakes.
†đđđ«đŹ. her ears are so much longer than those of humans and sharply pointed at the tip. as it is the case with her sense of smell, her sense of sound is also heightened by the ulterior presence of an internal ear, which is capable of detecting low frequency sounds ranging from 100 to 700 hertz. aside from this, her inner ear also allows her to detect motion, static position and sound waves traveling through the ground.
#âą âžș ïč `âĄÂŽ ïč âș study 02 : headcanon .#this hc stripped me of my sanity#omg i'm dead#i did so much research#BUT IT'S FINALLY DONE#AAAAAA#i really wanted to talk about her lil'monstrous attributes !!!#especially her venom and the fact that she cannot stand the cold#ehehehehe#i'm satisfied ( for now )#if more things come to mind#i will add them later !!!
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MONETS FUCKING LORE please read and give a shit I like to feel goodđ„șđ„ș
#Monet#writing#gorillaz oc#oc#oc backstory#emo backstory#pretty sure sheâs in a cult#I did so much research
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reading scarlett st clairâs hades x persephone series makes me miss all my mythology babies đ©đ©đ©
#I like never really got to write any of them even but like#I did SO MUCH RESEARCH#hmm that could be a fun side project
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Final facial designs for Phantom of the Opera Rewrite
#phantom of the opera#erik the phantom#christine daae#really its ERIKA#gay#this is gay#i did so much research#someone PLEASE ask me about this#erika was somehow easier to color than christine#HOW
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ăThe Pale Bată
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Summary: Astarion encounters a small creature, and makes a decision.
Part 2
(Edited because I forgot a panel, oops, & also added some refinement)
Astarion finds a bat and saves it, because I said so.
I did it, I did the thing!! I drew the wonderful and wholesome idea that originated from this post made by @miraculan-draws :
I loved this post so much, I had to make it real, and I hope people might find this entertaining as well. There is no way Astarion would not see himself in a little white bat who desperately needed help. This is set after traveling with my Tav for a while, and Astarion has softened his edges enough to be a bit more gentle.
Thank you for posting this lovely concept, I might continue to draw more of this :)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#balders gate 3#bg3 fanart#bg3 astarion#my art#halsin#bg3 halsin#astarion ancunin#was struggling a bit on the little bat#I donât know how bats look so I did my research#also trying to give halsin as much muscle as possible#bc of course? of course???#why would I not give Halsin all the muscles that ever existed#anyway Iâm gonna go#bg3 the pale bat#the pale bat
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country bumpkin merlin not knowing anything about city life and accidentally courting arthur without knowing
merlin, watching gwen give lancelot her favor: why do you do that
gwen, heart eyes at lance and not paying that much attention to the conversation: so he knows iâm rooting for him
merlin, with an Idea: ah.
gwaine, lover of chaos, pisser offer of nobles and royals alike, ultimate wingman: merlinâŠyou have such lonely lips. shall i introduce them to mine?
merlin, unaware of the game gwaine is playing: so you can steal my breath away? i think not, scoundrel
arthur, crushing his goblet in his hand:
merlin: arthurâs been in a bad mood recently :( i should cheer him up
merlin, remembering when arthur was put out when merlin brought morgana flowers and not him: i know just the thing
merlin, bringing a bouquet of carnations, roses, and tulips and setting them on arthurâs table while heâs eating breakfast: good morning, sire
arthur, trained on flower language in hopes that one day when he was to take a queen he could woo her easily, trying not to audibly choke on his sausage as he reads merlinâs declaration of love sitting in front of him:
arthur, who recently found out about merlinâs magic and was trying to find a way to bring it up, catching him in the act and watching merlin panic to explain himself:
merlin, Freaking: and i swear to you arthur, i have only ever used it for you. my magic is yours. my life is yours. i am yours. i would never do anything to harm you. i have protected you for years and will continue to do so at your side if youâll have me
arthur, already believing them to be courting, desperately trying to figure out if that was a proposal for marriage or not but tired of being confused and deciding fuck it: here.
merlin, taking it: iâŠuhâŠhuh?
arthur, watching merlin with hawk eyes and trying to figure out what heâs thinking and feeling: itâs my mothers sigil
merlin, confused as FUCK but is focusing on the fact that arthur is handing him something of his mother rather than a death sentence: myâŠmy lord?
arthur, realizing how scared merlinâs must be about him finding out about his magic and trying to comfort him while also proposing, killing two birds with one stone: i will always keep you at my side, merlin, so long as we both shall live. if youâll allow me.
merlin, almost collapsing with relief and tearing up, smiling at arthur as if he had parted the storm clouds to allow sun to shine down on them in that moment: of courseâŠof course, arthur. always and forever.
merlin, watching the castle staff rush this way and that: wow. this banquet must be incredibly important
sir leon the long suffering, day one ride or die, one of the original merthur shippers: banquet? merlin, this is for your wedding
merlin, overworked and exhausted: my WHAT? to WHO??
leon, regretting everything heâs ever done in his life that led him to this moment: toâŠarthur?
merlin, over joyed but also absolutely befuddled: iâm getting married to ARTHUR?????
leon: you two have been courting for the past year or so, have you not?
merlin: iâve been COURTING ARTHUR?????? FOR A YEAR?????????
#merthur#i spent like an hour researching medieval courting rituals to make this#and even then#i did not find much#so if thereâs someone out there who is like weirdly knowledgeable about 6th century courting rituals#feel free to add on#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#sir gwaine#sir leon#sir lancelot#guinevere#i literally started this post bc i was thinking about the misunderstanding between merlin and gwen and merlinâs giving arthur his favor#and then i kept going#but i didnât have much else in the ole noggin to write#iâm sorry#please forgive me
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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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People ask me sometimes how I'm so confident that we can beat climate change.
There are a lot of reasons, but here's a major one: it would take a really, really long time for Earth to genuinely become uninhabitable for humans.
Humans have, throughout history, carved out a living for themselves in some of the most harsh, uninhabitable corners of the world. The Arctic Circle. The Sahara. The peaks of the Himalayas. The densest, most tropical regions of the Amazon Rainforest. The Australian Outback. etc. etc.
Frankly, if there had been a land bridge to Antarctica, I'm pretty sure we would have been living there for thousands of years, too. And in fact, there are humans living in Antarctica now, albeit not permanently.
And now, we're not even facing down apocalypse, anymore. Here's a 2022 quote from the author of The Uninhabitable Earth, David Wallace-Wells, a leader on climate change and the furthest thing from a climate optimist:
"The most terrifying predictions [have been] made improbable by decarbonization and the most hopeful ones practically foreclosed by tragic delay. The window of possible climate futures is narrowing, and as a result, we are getting a clearer sense of whatâs to come: a new world, full of disruption but also billions of people, well past climate normal and yet mercifully short of true climate apocalypse. Over the last several months, Iâve had dozens of conversations â with climate scientists and economists and policymakers, advocates and activists and novelists and philosophers â about that new world and the ways we might conceptualize it. Perhaps the most capacious and galvanizing account is one I heard from Kate Marvel of NASA, a lead chapter author on the fifth National Climate Assessment: âThe world will be what we make it.â" -David Wallace-Wells for the New York Times, October 26, 2022
If we can adapt to some of the harshest climates on the planet - if we could adapt to them thousands of years ago, without any hint of modern technology - then I have every faith that we can adjust to the world that is coming.
What matters now is how fast we can change, because there is a wide, wide gap between "climate apocalypse" and "no harm done." We've already passed no harm done; the climate disasters are here, and they've been here. People have died from climate disasters already, especially in the Global South, and that will keep happening.
But as long as we stay alive - as long as we keep each other alive - we will have centuries to fix the effects of climate change, as much as we possibly can.
And looking at how far we've come in the past two decades alone - in the past five years alone - I genuinely think it is inevitable that we will overcome climate change.
So, we're going to survive climate change, as a species.
What matters now is making sure that every possible individual human survives climate change as well.
What matters now is cutting emissions and reinventing the world as quickly as we possibly can.
What matters now is saving every life and livelihood and way of life that we possibly can.
#hope my reasoning here makes sense#idk I'm just a person who does a lot of research and posting talking about my take on things#I'm not any kind of Real Authority#but still#and for what it's worth the climate and climate transition data I've been following DOES make me confident in this conclusion#I struggled with the line between recognizing the very real damages of climate change#especially on the global south and especially in the last few years#and focusing on the positive instead of regaling you all with depressing situations#especially when there is so much amazing work being done throughout marginalized countries and marginalized groups#literally if rich countries just paid climate reparations and did actual decolonization/landback#a lot of communities could sort out the shit they need to sort out themselves#and/or in alliance and solidarity with each other#or at least most of the things they need to sort out!!#cough anyway#climate change#climate action#climate emergency#climate crisis#global warming#climate solutions#hope#hope posting#not news#me
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Human sukuna sketches
Close ups:
#my head is rotted over his backstory#gege please. its a base need..#i did so much research about heian fashion#only to draw him shirtless 90% of the time#who needs historical accuracy when you have hot man#ryomen sukuna#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fanart#true form sukuna#heian era sukuna#i neglected to do college work for this
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I have encountered issues with JVP in the past in regards to not accommodating kashrut/shabbat observance (and wheelchairs), but previously hasnât heard about the Mikvah thing. Do you have any sources I can refer to?
Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. The noise I made when I saw this ask.
You are probably unaware but I have literally been working on a post on this topic since February. Bless you for asking me about it and giving me a reason to share it. Genuinely. I'm delighted.
Without further ado, now that I've finally finished:
On the JVP Mikveh BS
Some of you are no doubt aware of the Jewish Voice for Peace Mikveh Guide (on JVPâs website here, and here on the Wayback Machine in case that link breaks). You may have seen the post I reblogged about it, you may have seen the post about JVP in general on @is-the-thing-actually-Jewish, or you may have heard about it elsewhere. Or maybe youâve somehow managed to avoid all knowledge of its existence. (God I wish that were me.) Even if you know about it, even if youâve scanned through it, you probably havenât taken the time to read it through properly.
I have.
God help me.
I was originally looking through it to help draft the @is-the-thing-actually-Jewish post back in February, but some terrible combination of horror, indignation, and probably masochism compelled me to do a close reading, so that I could write this analysis and share it with you, dear readers. For those of you whoâve never heard of a mikvah, for those of you whoâve immersed in one, for those of you whoâve studied it intenselyâI give you this, the fruit of my suffering, so you too can understand why âMikveh: A Purification Ritual for Personal and Collective Transformation,â written by Zohar Lev Cunningham and Rebekah Erev for Jewish Voice for Peace has got so many people up in arms.
Brace yourselves. Itâs going to be a long journey.
First off, a disclaimer: When I say something is ârequired in Jewish lawâ or whatnot, Iâm talking about in traditional practice / Torah-observant communities; what is often called âOrthodox.â Thereâs a wide range of Jewish practice, and what is required in frum (observant) Judaism may not be required in Reform Judaism, etc. Donât at me.
Second note: I myself am Modern Orthodox, and come from that perspective. Iâm also very much more on the rationalist side than the mysticism side of things. I did run this past people from other communities. Still, if Iâve missed or misrepresented something, it was my error and was not meant maliciously.
Third: I am not a rabbi. I am a nerd who likes explaining things and doing deep dives. Again, I may have made errorsâplease let me know if you spot any, and Iâd be happy to discuss them.
Now then. Before we get into the text itself, letâs give some background.
WHAT IS THIS MIKVEH THING ANYWAY?
A mikveh (or mikvah, both they and I switch between spellings; plural mikvaâot) is a Jewish ritual bath, sometimes translated as an immersion pool. Some communities or organizations that run mikvaâot will have a single all-purpose all-purpose, some have separate human- and utensil-pools, and some have separate womenâs and menâs pools. The majority of the water in a mikvah has to be âliving waters,â i.e. naturally collected rather than from a tap or a bucket. Some natural bodies of water can also be used, such as the ocean and some rivers (ask your local rabbi). The construction is complicated and has extremely detailed requirements. Hereâs an example of a modern mikvah:
(By Wikimedia Commons (ŚŚŚ§ŚŚŚŚŚŚ) - Own work, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=17373540)
Whoever is being dunked (the scientific term) has to be entirely immersed, and the water has to be in direct contact with all of them. That means no clothes, no makeup, no hair floating on the top of the water, no feet touching the floor, no clenched fists. You have to be completely clean as well, so no dirt is obstructing you from the water.
In essence, a person or thing is immersed in a mikvah to change their/its state from tameh (ritually âimpureâ) to tahor (ritually âpureâ). I use quotes because âpure/impureâ arenât really good translationsâthey have value judgments that tameh/tahor donât. Thereâs nothing wrong with being tameh, you arenât lesser because you are tamehâitâs just a state one enters when one comes into contact with death and related concepts. (There are also different levels of both.) As a matter of fact, technically speaking even after going to a mikvah basically all people are tameh nowâthe tumâah (âimpurity,â sort of) that comes from contact with dead humans can only be removed by the Red Heifer offering (see Numbers 19), which we canât do without the Temple. (Why I say âallâ even if youâve never been to a funeral is a much much longer tangent that Iâll spare you for now.) To quote one of my editors on this, mikvah is âabout the natural oscillation between states of ritual purity and impurity. Men go to mikveh after having seminal emissions. Menstruating women go to mikveh on a monthly basis (emphasis added).â Itâs just states of life.
In the days of the Temple, one had to be tahor to enter it (the Temple). Archaeologists have found a ton of ancient mikvaâot in Jerusalem that were presumably used by people visiting the Temple, which personally I think is extremely cool.
Nowadays, there are three main traditionally required uses for a mikvah. First, and most importantly, observant married women will go about once a month as part of their niddah (menstrual) cycle, part of practice known as Taharat HaMishpacha, or âFamily âPurity,ââ which at its root is a way to sanctify the relationship between spouses. Until she immerses, a wife and husband cannot resume relations. And not just sexâin some communities, they canât sleep in the same bed or even have any physical contact at all.
The second use is for conversionâimmersion is a central part of the conversion ceremony. One enters the water a gentile, and emerges a Jew.
The third usage is a bit different as itâs not for people. Tablewareâplates, cups, etc.âmade of certain materials have to be immersed before they can be used. This isnât what the Guide is about, so Iâm not going to go into that as much, but felt remiss if I didnât mention it was a thing. If you want to know more, Chabad has an article on it here.
Aside from uses required by Jewish law, there is a strong tradition in some communities for men to go to the mikveh just before Yom Kippur, or sometimes every week before the Sabbath, to enter the holiday in as âpureâ a state as possible these days. (The things theyâre âpurifyingâ from still made them tameh, it just matters less without the Temple.) There is also a strong custom to immerse before oneâs wedding. Less traditional communities have also started using mikvah for other transitional moments, such as significant birthdays or remission from cancer. There has recently been an âopen mikvahâ movement, which âis committed to making mikveh accessible to Jews of all denominations, ages, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities (Rising Tide Network old website, âWhy Open Mikvahâ).â
To quote others:
No other religious establishment, structure or rite can affect the Jew in this way and, indeed, on such an essential level. âRebbetzen Rivkah Slonim, Total Immersion, as quoted on Chabad.org
The mikveh is one of the most important parts of a Jewish community. âKylie Ora Lobell, âWhat Is a Mikveh?â on Aish.com
How important? According to Rav Moshe Feinstein, one of the great American rabbis of the 20th century, one should build a mikveh before building a synagogue in a town that has neither, and even in a town where there is a mikveh but itâs an inconvenient distance away from the community (Igros Moshe: Choshen Mishpat Chelek 1 Siman 42).
A mikveh is more important than a synagogue.
Iâd say thatâs pretty important.
Tl;dr: A mikveh is the conduit through which a convert becomes a part of the Jewish people. It is traditionally used to sanctify the relationship between spouses. It was required for people to go to the Temple, back when we still had it. It is extremely central to Jewish practice.
So. What does JVP have to say about it?
THE JVP MIKVEH GUIDE
The document in question is titled âMikveh: A Purification Ritual for Personal and Collective Transformation,â by Zohar Lev Cunningham and Rebekah Erev. I am largely going to quote directly from the text and then analyze and explain it.
Now let me be clear. Iâm not trying to say the authors arenât Jewish. Iâm not saying theyâre bad people, or that you should attack them. I am not intending any of this as an ad hominem attack. But given the contents of this document, I do think it is fair to call this appropriative, even if it is of their own cultureâin the same way someone can have internalized racism, or twist feminism into being a TERF, I would argue that this is twisting Judaism into paganism. In fact, while I use âappropriationâ throughout this document, an extremely useful term thatâs been coined recently is âcultural expropriationâ--essentially, appropriative actions done by rogue members of the community in question. One example of this would be the Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles, which is the source of a lot of the Madonna-style âpop Kabbalah.â It was founded by an Orthodox Jewish couple, but it and its followers are widely criticized by most Jewish communities. In much the same way, the Guide is expropriation.Â
We start off with a note from the authors.
Hello, Welcome to the Simple Mikveh Guide. This work comes out of many years of reclaiming and re-visioning mikveh. The intention of this guide is to acknowledge and give some context to what mikveh is, provide resources related to mainstream understanding of mikveh and also provide alternative mikveh ideas. Blessings for enjoyment of this wonderful, simple Jewish ritual! Zohar Lev Cunningham & Rebekah Erev
This is fairly normal, though âalternative mikveh ideasâ is a bit odd to say. I also find âblessings for enjoymentâ to be odd phrasing, somewhat reminiscent of the Wiccan âBlessed Be,â but it could be a typo.
The first main section is titled âIntro to Mikveh,â and begins as follows:
Mikveh is an ancient Jewish ritual practice of water immersion, traditionally used for cleansing, purification, and transformation. It's been conventionally used for conversion to Judaism, for brides, and for niddah, the practice of cleansing after menstruation.
This is relatively accurate, and credit where credit is due avoids making niddah out to be patriarchal BS. I do object slightly to âpurifyâ as a translation without further explanation, as I went into above, and âcleansingâ for similar reasonsâit implies âdirtiness,â which isnât really what tumâah is about. Also, though this is pretty minor, a bride going to the mikveh before her wedding is actually a part of the laws of niddah. Iâd also note that they entirely leave out that it was important for going to the Temple in ancient times, though given this is published by JVP Iâm not terribly surprised.
For Jews, water signifies the transformative moment from slavery in Egypt, through the parted Red Sea, and into freedom.
On the one hand, I suppose itâs not unreasonable to connect the Red Sea and mikveh, though I think Iâd be more likely to hear it the other way around (i.e. âgoing through the sea was like the people immersing in a mikveh and being âcleansed,â so to speakâ). Though they were, rather importantly, not actually immersed in the water. However I donât think Iâd say water as a whole signifies the Splitting of the Sea. In fact, water imagery is more often used to signify the Torah, see for instance Bava Kamma 82a.
There is also a mystical connection to mikveh as a metaphor for the womb of the divine.
A mikveh being like a womb is also not uncommon. Itâs found in the Reishis Chochmah (Shiaâar HaAhavah 11,58) and the writing of Rabbi Aryeh Kaplan (The Aryeh Kaplan Anthology, vol 2., p. 382; both as quoted in 50 Mikvahs That Shaped History, by Rabbi Ephraim Meth), see also âThe Mikvehâs Significance in Traditional Conversionâ by Rabbi Maurice Lamm on myjewishlearning. Filled with water, you float in it, you emerge a new being (at least for conversion); itâs not an absurd comparison to draw. Iâm not sure Iâve found anything for the Womb of the Divine specifically, though. (Also, Divine should definitely be capitalized.)
Entering a mikveh is a transformative and healing experience and we have long wondered why it is not available to more people, including the significant trans and queer populations in Jewish communities.
So. I am NOT going to say thereâs no problem with homophobia and/or transphobia in Jewish communities. Itâs definitely a community issue, and many communities are grappling with it in various ways as we speak. And Iâm certainly not going to say the authors didnât have the experience of not having a mikveh available to themâI donât know their lives, Iâm not going to police their experiences.
However, while Orthodox mikvahs are often still restricted to married women (who by virtue of the community will generally be cis and married to men) and potentially adult men (given the resources and customs, as mentioned above), there are plenty of more liberal mikvaâot these days. Some even explicitly offer rituals for queer events! The list of reasons to go to the mikvah linked up above, for instance, includes:
(Mayyim Hayyim, âImmersion Ceremoniesâ)
Again, thatâs not to say there arenât issues of queerphobia in the Jewish community, but if you are queer and want to go to the mikvah, there are options out there. If youâre looking, Iâve included some links at the end.
When we make ritual, we are working with the divine forces of presence and intention. The magic of mikveh comes in making contact with water. Contact with water marks a threshold and functions as a portal to bring closer our ritual intention/the world to come.
This isâŠa weird way to put things. I would say this is the start of the red flags. âWhen we make ritual,â first of all, is, to quote @the-library-alcove (who helped edit this), âa turn of phrase that is not typically associated with any branch of Jewish practice; we have a lot--a LOT--of rituals, and while it's certainly not completely outside of the realm of Jewish vernacular, the tone here, especially in light of the later sections, starts veering towards the vernacular of neo-paganism.â One might say âmake kiddushâ (the blessing over wine on Shabbos and holidays) or âmake motziâ (the blessing over bread), but not generally âmake ritual.â
The next section is titled âWho Gets to Do Mikveh?â Their answer:
Everyone! Mikveh practice is available to all of us as a healing tool at any time.
The healing tool part isnât the original purpose of mikveh, but there are some who have used it as a part of emotional recovery from something traumatic, by marking a new state of being free from whatever caused it, see for instance Mayyim Hayyimâs list linked above.
The âeveryoneâ bit is a little more complicated. To explain why, weâre going to skip ahead a little. (Some of these quotes will also be analyzed in full later.)
We want to make mikveh practice available as a tool to all Jews and non-Jews who want to heal wounds caused by white supremacy and colonialism. [..] To us, a queer mikveh welcomes anyone, regardless of spiritual background or not. [âŠ] Queer mikveh is accessible physically and spiritually to any and all people who are curious about it. You don't have to be a practicing Jew to enter queer mikveh. You don't have to be Jewish. (pg. 2, emphasis added)
Now, I am told there are mikvaâot that allow non-Jews to immerse. I have yet to find them, so I donât know what rituals they allow non-Jews to do. I also havenât been able to find any resources on non-Jews being allowed to immerse. I have found quite a few that explicitly prohibit it. If there are any sources you know of, please send them to me! Iâd love to see them! But so far everything I have come across has said that mikvah immersion is a closed practice that only Jews can participate in. (Technically, to quote the lovely @etz-ashashiot, any non-Jew can do mikvahâŠonce. And they wonât be non-Jews when they emerge. There is also one very extreme edge-case, which is absolutely not mainstream knowledge or practice, and basically isnât actually done. You can message me if youâre curious, but itâs really not relevant to thisâand even in that case, it is preferable to use a natural mikvah rather than a man-made one.)
If there are any legitimate sources that allow non-Jews to do a mikvah ritual, I would assume said non-Jews would be required to be respectful about it. Unfortunately, this is how the paragraph we began with continues:
Who Gets to Do Mikveh? Everyone! Mikveh practice is available to all of us as a healing tool at any time. You don't need any credentials. Your own wisdom is all the power you need to be a Jewish ritual leader. (emphasis added)
This is where we really go off the rails. First of all, you need more than âwisdomâ to lead a Jewish ritual. You need to actually know what youâre doing. You canât just say âoh you know what I feel like the right thing to do for morning prayers is to pray to the sun, because God created the sun so the sun is worth worshiping, and this is a Jewish ritual Iâm doing.â Thatâs just idolatry. Like straight up I stole that from a midrash (oral tradition) about how humanity went from speaking with God in the Garden of Eden to worshiping idols in the time of Noah (given here by Maimonides; note that it continues for a few paragraphs after the one this link sends you to).
Second of all, this is particularly bad given this guide is explicitly to Jews and non-Jews. As @daughter-of-stories put it when she was going over an earlier draft of this analysis, âthey are saying that non-Jews can just declare themselves Jewish ritual leaders based on nothing but their own âwisdom.ââ
I hope I donât need to explain why thatâs extremely bad and gross?
While weâre on the topic of non-Jews using a mikvah, letâs take a moment to address an accusation commonly mentioned alongside the mikvah guide: that JVP also encourages (or encouraged) self-conversion.
I have been unable to find a separate document where they explicitly said so, or an older version of this document that does. This leads me to believe that either a) the accusation came from a misreading of this document, or b) there was a previous document that contained it which has since been deleted but was not archived in the Wayback Machine. EITHER is possible.
Even in the case that there was no such document, however, I would point out that such a suggestion can be readâintentionally or notâas implicit in this document. This is a guide for mikvah use by both Jews and non-Jews, and includes an idea that non-Jews can perform Jewish rituals on their own without any guidance or even background knowledge, as quoted above. Why would a non-Jew, coming into Jewish practice with very little knowledge, go looking to perform a mikvah ritual?
I would wager that the most well-known purpose of immersing in a mikvah is for the purpose of conversion.
Nowhere in this guide is there any explicit statement that you can do a self-conversion, but it also doesnât say anywhere that you canât, or that doing so is an exception to âyou donât need any credentialsâ or âyour own wisdom is all the power you need to be a Jewish ritual leader.â It may not be their intention, but the phrasing clearly leaves it as an option.
Even if this were from a source that one otherwise loved, this would be upsetting and disappointing. The amount of exposure this document is getting may be at least in part because it comes from JVP, but the distress and dismay would be there regardless. If there is further vitriol, itâs only because JVP is often considered a legitimate source by outsiders, if no one elseâin other words, by the very people least likely to have the background to know that this document isnât trustworthy. Itâs like the difference between your cousin telling you âthe Aztecs were abducted by aliensâ versus a mainstream news program like Fox reporting it. Both are frustrating and wrong, but one has significantly more potential harm than the other, and therefore is more likely to get widespread criticism (even if you complain about your cousin online).
On the other hand, as one of my editors pointed out in a moment of dark humor, they do say you donât have to be Jewish to lead a Jewish ritual, so perhaps that mitigates this issue slightly by taking away a motivation to convert in the first place.
Returning to our document:
We do mikvahs in lakes, rivers, bathtubs, showers, outside in the rain, from teacups, and in our imaginations.
At this point the rails are but a distant memory.
In case youâve forgotten what I said about this at the beginning of this post (and honestly I wouldnât blame you, weâre on pg. 9 in my draft of this), there are extremely strict rules about what qualifies as a mikvah. Maimonidesâs Mishnah Torah, just about the most comprehensive codex of Jewish law, has eleven chapters on the topic of the mikvah (though that includes immersion in it as well as construction of it). Iâm not going to make you read through it, but letâs go through the list in this sentence:
Lakes and rivers: you might be able to use a river or lake as a mikvah, but you need to check with your local rabbinical authority, because not all of them qualify. In general, the waters must gather together naturally, from an underground spring or rainwater. In the latter case, the waters must be stationary rather than flowing. A river that dries up in a drought canât be used, for instance. (The ocean counts as a spring, for this purpose.)
Bathtubs and showers: No. A man-made mikveh must be built into the ground or as an essential part of a building, unlike most bathtubs, and contain of a minimum of 200 gallons of rainwater, gathered and siphoned in a very particular way so as not to let it legally become âgroundwater.â Also, it needs to be something you can immerse in, which a shower is not.
Outside in the rain: No? How would you even do that?? What??
Teacups: Even if you were Thumblina or Kâtonton (Jewish Tom Thumb), and could actually immerse your entire body in a teacup, it wouldnât be a kosher mikvah as a mivkah canât be portable.
In your imagination: Obviously not, what the heck are you even talking about
We will (unfortunately) be coming back to the teacup thing, but for now suffice it to say most of these are extremely Not A Thing.
Mikveh has been continually practiced since ancient Judaism. It is an offering of unbroken Jewish lineage that we have claimed/reclaimed as our own.
I find the use of âclaimed/reclaimedâ fascinating here, given this guide is explicitly for non-Jewsâwho, whether or not they are permitted to use a mikvah, certainly shouldnât be claiming it as their ownâas well as Jews. I find it particularly interesting given the lack of clarity of how much of JVPâs membership is actually Jewish and JVPâs history of encouraging non-Jewish members to post âas Jews.â Kind of telling on yourselves a bit, there.
(Once again, Iâm not commenting on the authors themselves, but the organization they represent here and the audience they are speaking to/for.)
We want to make mikveh practice available as a tool to all Jews and non-Jews who want to heal wounds caused by white supremacy and colonialism. We want to make mikveh practice available for healing our bodies, spirits, and the earth.
Setting aside the âJews and non-Jewsâ thing, since I talked about that earlier and this is already extremely long, I do want to highlight the end of the paragraph. While there are some modern uses of the mikvah to (sort of) heal the spirit, I havenât heard of anyone using a mikvah to heal the bodyâas a general rule Jews donât tend to do faith healing, though of course some sects are the exception. Healing the earth, however, is absolutely not a use of a mikvah. Mikvah rituals, as weâve now mentioned several times, are about tahara of a person or an object, and require immersion. You canât immerse the earth in a mikvah. The earth contains mikvaâot. Healing the earth with a mikvah is a very strange worship (IYKYK).
We acknowledge that not all beings have consistent access to water, including Palestinians.
This is a tragedy, no question. I don't mean to minimize that. However, it is also unrelated to the matter at hand. The Guide also doesnât give any recommendations on how we can help improve water access, so this lip service is all you get.
A lack of water does not make mikveh practice inaccessible.
Yes, in fact, it does. Without a kosher mikvah of one variety or another one cannot do anything that requires a mikvah. Thatâs why building a kosher one is so important. I havenât gone looking for it, but while Iâm sure thereâs lots (and lots and lots and lots) of Rabbinic responsa out there of what to do in drought situations, you definitely do need water in all but the most extreme cases. If you do not have water, AYLR (Ask Your Local Rabbi)--donât do whatever this is.
The spirit of water can be present with us if we choose to call for water, so even when water is not physically available to us we can engage in mikveh practice.
This is just straight up avodah zarah (âstrange worship,â i.e. idolatry) as far as I can tell. The âspirit of the waterâ? What? Weâre not Babylonians worshiping Tiamat. What source is there for this? Is there a source??
Like all material resources, the ways water is or is not available to us is shaped by our geographic and social locations. The ways we relate to water, what we decide is clean, treyf (dirty), drinkable, bathable, how much we use, how much we save, varies depending on our experiences. We invite you to decide what is clean and holy for your own body and spiritual practice.
This is going to require some breaking down.
To start with, letâs define âtreyf.â To quote myjewishlearning, âTreyf (sometimes spelled treif or treyfe) is a Yiddish word used for something that is not kosher [lit. "fit"]. The word treyf is derived from the Hebrew word treifah, which appears several times in the Bible and means 'flesh torn by beasts.' The Torah prohibits eating flesh torn by beasts, and so the word treifah came to stand in for all forbidden foods.â
You may note the lack of the word âdirtyâ in this definition, or any other value judgments. Myjewishlearning continues, âover time, the words kosher and treyf have been used colloquially beyond the world of food to describe anything that Jews deem fit or unfit.â While this does have something of a value judgment, itâs still not âdirty.â I canât say why the authors chose to translate the word this way, butâŠI donât like it.
Now, when it comes to what is kosher or treyf, food and drink are most certainly not based on âour experiences.â There are entire books on the rules of kashrut; it generally takes years of study to understand all the minutiae. Even as someone who was raised in a kosher household, when I worked as a mashgicha (kosher certification inspector) I needed special training. What is considered kadosh (âsacredâ or âholy,â though again thatâs not a perfect translation) or tahor is also determined by very strict rules. We donât just decide things based on âvibes.â Thatâs not how anything in Jewish practice works.
Water, in fact, is always kosher to drink unless it has bugs or something else treyf in it. And mikvehs arenât even always what Iâd consider âdrinkable;â I always wash utensils Iâve brought to the mikvah before I use them.
We come to our next heading: What is Queer Mikveh?
What is Queer Mikveh? To us, a queer mikveh welcomes anyone, regardless of spiritual background or not.
As Iâve said above, I have yet to find a single source (seriously if you have one please send it to me) that says non-Jews can go to a mikvah. As one of my editors for this put it, âto spin appropriation of Jewish closed practices as âqueerâ is not only icky but deeply disrespectful to actual queer Jews.â
Also, and this is not remotely the point, but âregardless of spiritual background or notâ is almost incoherently poor writing.
As Jews in diaspora we want to share and use our ritual practices for healing the land and waters we are visitors on for the liberation of all beings.
I have tried to be semi-professional about this analysis, but. âJews in the diaspora,â you say. Tell me, JVP, where are we in the diaspora from? Hm? Where are we in diaspora from? Which land do we come from? Which land are we indigenous to, JVP? Do tell.
Returning to the point, I would repeat that mikvah has nothing to do with âhealing the land and waters.â Itâs ritual purification of whatever is immersed in it. You want to heal the land and waters? Go to your local environmental group, and/or whoever maintains your local land and waters. Pick up trash. Start recycling. Weed invasive species. Call your government and tell them to support green energy. You want liberation for all beings? Fight bigotryâincluding antisemitism. Judaism believes in actionâgo act. Appropriating rituals from a closed religion doesnât liberate anyone.
We have come up with this working definition and welcome feedback!
Oh good, maybe I wonât be yelled at for posting this (she said dubiously).
Queer mikveh is a ritual of Jews in diaspora. We believe the way we work for freedom for all beings is by using the gifts of our ancestors for the greatest good. We bring our rituals as gifts.
I have nothing in particular new to say about this, except that I find the idea of âbringing our rituals as giftsâ for anyone to use deeply uncomfortable, given Judaism is a closed religion that strongly discourages non-Jews from joining us, and that has had literal millennia of people appropriating from us.
It acknowledges that our path is to live on lands that are not historically our peoples [sic] and we honor the Indigenous ancestors of the land we live on, doing mikveh as an anti-colonialist ritual for collective and personal liberation.
Again I would love so much for JVP to tell us which lands would historically be our peopleâs. What land do Jews come from, JVP? What land is it we do have a historical connection to? What land do our Indigenous ancestors come from??
And why does it have to be our path to live on lands other than that one?
Secondly, to quote the lovely @daughter-of-stories again when she was editing this, âMikveh as anti-colonialism, aside from not being what Mikveh is, kinda implies that you can cleanse the land of the sins of colonialism. So (a) thatâs just a weird bastardization of baptism since, mikveh isnât about cleansing from sin, and (b) so does that mean the colonialism is erased? Now we donât have to actually deal with how it affects actual indigenous people?â
Iâm sure that (b) isnât their intent, but I will say that once again they donât give any material suggestions for how to actually liberate any collectives or persons from colonialism in this document, including any links to other pages on their own website*, which surely would have been easy enough. It comes across as very performative.
*I disagree strongly with most of their methods, but at least they are suggesting something.
Queer mikveh is a physical or spiritual space that uses the technologies of water and the Jewish practice of mikveh to mark transitions. Transition to be interpreted by individuals and individual ritual.
I have no idea what the âtechnologies of waterâ are. Also usage of a mikvah to mark transitions beyond ritual states is a fairly new innovation, as mentioned above.
Queer mikveh in it's [sic] essence honors the story of the water. The historical stories of the water we immerse in, the stories of our own bodies as water and the future story we vision [sic].
This just sounds like a pagan spinoff of baptism to me, if Iâm being honest. Which would be non-Jewish in several ways.
Queer mikveh is accessible physically and spiritually to any and all people who are curious about it. You don't have to be a practicing Jew to enter queer mikveh. You don't have to be Jewish.
First off, once again whether or not non-Jews can use mikvah seems at best extremely iffy. Secondly, accessibility in mikvaâot is, as one of my editors put it, âa continual discussion.â We have records of discussions regarding access for those with physical disabilities going back at least to the 15th century (Shut Mahari Bruna, 106; as quoted in 50 Mikvahs That Shaped History by Rabbi Ephraim Meth), and in the modern era there are mikvaâot that have lifts or other accessibility aids. That said, many mikvaâot, especially older ones, are still not accessibleâand many mikvaâot donât have the money to retrofit or renovate. Mikvah.orgâs directory listings (linked at the end of this) notes whether various mikvaâot are accessible, if you are looking for one in your area. If you want to help make mikvaâot more accessible to the disabled, consider donating to an existing mikvah to help them pay for renovations or otherwise (respectfully) getting involved in the community. If you want to help make mikvaâot more accessible for non-Orthodox Jews, try donating to an open mikvah (see link to a map of Rising Tide members at the end of this essay) or other non-Orthodox mikvah.
Queer mikveh is an earth and water honoring ritual.
Not even a little. We do have (or had) rituals that honor the earth or water, at least to an extentâthe Simchat Beit HaShoâevah (explanations here and here) was a celebration surrounding water; most of our holidays are harvest festivals to some extent or another; there are a large number of agricultural mitzvahs (though most can only be done in Israel, which I suppose wouldnât work for JVP). (Note: mitzvahs are commandments and/or good deeds.) Even those, though, arenât about the water or earth on their own, per se, but rather about honoring them as Godâs gift to us. This description of mikvah sounds more Pagan or Wiccanâwhich is fine, but isnât Jewish.
Queer mikveh exists whenever a queer person or queers gather to do mikveh. Every person is their own spiritual authority and has the power to create their own ritual for individual or collective healing.
Absolutely, anyone can create their own rituals for anything they want. But it probably wonât be a mikvah ritual, and it probably wonât be Jewish.
Do you know what itâs called when you make up your own ritual and claim that itâs actually a completely valid part of an established closed practice of which you arenât part? (Rememberâthis document is aimed just as much at non-Jews as at Jews.)
Itâs called appropriation.
With the next section, âSome Ideas for Mikveh Preparation,â we begin page three.
(Yes, weâre only on page three of seven. Iâm so sorry.)
The most important part of mikveh preparation is setting an intention.
This isnât entirely wrong, as you do have to have in mind the intention of fulfilling a mitzvah when you perform one.
Because mikveh is a ritual most used to mark transitions, you can frame your intention in that way.
To quote myself above, âusage of a mikvah to mark transitions beyond ritual states is a fairly new innovation.â Iâd hardly say it is mostly used for marking transitions.
You can do journaling or talk with friends to connect with the Jewish month, Jewish holiday, Shabbat, the moon phase, and elements of the season that would support your intention.
If this were a guide for only Jews, or there was some sort of note saying this section was only for Jews, I would have less of a problem. But given neither is true, they are encouraging non-Jews to use the Jewish calendar for what is, from the rest of the descriptions in the Guide, a magical earth healing ritual.
This is 100% straight up appropriation.
The Jewish calendar is Jewish. Marking the new moon and creating a calendar was the first commandment given to us as a people, upon the exodus from Egypt. Nearly all our holidays are (aside from the harvest component, which is based on the Israeli agricultural seasons and required harvest offerings) based on specific parts of Jewish history. Passover celebrates the Exodus and our becoming a nation. Sukkot celebrates the Clouds of Glory that protected us in the desert. Shavuot celebrates being given the Torah.
According to some opinions, non-Jews literally arenât allowed to keep Shabbat.
If you are a non-Jew and you are basing the collective earth healing ritual you have created under your own spiritual authority around Jewish holidays and calling it âmikvah,â you are appropriating Judaism.
Full stop.
This isnât even taking into account the generally Pagan/witchy feel of the paragraph, with âmoon phasesâ and âelements of the season.â Again, if you want to be a Pagan be a Pagan, but donât call it Jewish.
Things only go further downhill with their next suggestion for preparation before you go to the mikvah.
Divination: A lot can be said about divination practices and Judaism.
There certainly is a lot to be said. First and foremost, thereâs the fact that divination is forbidden in Judaism.
(Screenshot of Leviticus 19:26 from sefaria.org)
One method of divination they suggest is Tarot, which is a European method of cartomancy that seems to have begun somewhere in the 19th century, though the cards start showing up around the 15th. While early occultists tried to tie it to various older forms of mysticism, including Kabbalah, this was, to put it lightly, complete nonsense. (Disclaimer: this information comes from wikipedia; Iâve already spent so much time researching the mikvah stuff that I do not have the energy or interest to do a deep dive into the origin of Tarot. It isnât Jewish, the rest is honestly just details.)
I have nothing against Tarot. I think itâs neat! The cards are often lovely! I have a couple of decks myself, and I use them for fun and card games. But divination via tarot is not Jewish. If I do any spreads, I make it very clear to anyone Iâm doing it with that it is for fun and/or as a self-reflection tool, not as magic. Because that is extremely not allowed in Judaism.
The authors suggest a few decks to use, one of which is by one of the authors themselves. Another is âThe Kabbalah Deck,â whichâholy appropriation, Batman!
In case anyone is unaware, Kabbalah (Jewish mysticism) is an extremely closed Jewish practice, even within Judaism. Traditionally it shouldnât be studied by anyone who hasnât already studied every other Jewish text (of which there are, I remind you, a lot), because itâs so easy to misinterpret. I mentioned this above briefly when explaining cultural expropriation. Pop Kabbalah (what Madonna does, what you see when they talk about âAncient Kabbalistic Textsâ on shows like Supernatural, the nonsense occultists and New-Agers like to say is âancient Kabbalisticâ whatever, itâs a wide span of appropriative BS) is gross, combining Kabbalah with Tarot is extremely gross. Iâm not 100% sure, as the link in the pdf doesnât work, but I believe they are referring to this deck by Edward Hoffman. For those of you who donât want to click through, the Amazon description includes this:
(Screenshot from Amazon)
Returning to our text:
Another practice that's been used in Judaism for centuries is bibliomancy. You can use a book you find meaningful (or the Torah) and ask a question. Then, close your eyes, open the book to a page and place your finger down. Interpret the word or sentence you pointed at to help guide you to answer your question.
Bibliomancy with a chumash (Pentateuch) or tanach (Bible) in Jewish magic is kind of a thing, but the tradition of Jewish magic as a whole is very complicated and could be its own entirely different post. This one is already long enough. This usage of bibliomancy is clearly just appropriative new-age BS, though, especially given you can use â[any] book you find meaningful.â
Also, if you arenât Jewish, please donât use the Torah for ritual purposes unless you are doing it under very specific circumstances under the laws for Bânei Noach (âChildren of Noah,â also called Righteous Gentiles; non-Jews who follow the 7 Noachide Laws).
Sit with your general intention or if you aren't sure, pose a question to the divination tool you are using. "What should be my intention for this mikveh?" "What needs transforming in my life?" "How can I transform my relationship with my body?"
As I hope Iâve made clear, there are very specific times when one uses a mikvah, even with more modern Open Mikvah rituals. You always know what your intention is well before goingâto make yourself tahor, or mark a specific event. Iâm not here to police how someone prepares mentally before they immerseâmeditation is fine, even encouraged. But magic? Like this? Thatâs not a thing. And given the fact that divination specifically is not only discouraged but forbidden, this section in particular upset a lot of Jews who read it.
Those of us already upset by everything weâve already covered were not comforted by how the Guide continues.
How to Prepare Physically For Mikveh: Some people like to think about entering the mikveh in the way their body was when they were born. By this we mean naked, without jewelry, with clean fingernails and brushed hair. This framing can be meaningful for many people.
We went into this at the beginning of this essay (about 6500 words ago), but this is in fact how Jewish law mandates one is required to immerse. This is certainly the case in most communities, whether you are immersing due to an obligation (as a married woman or a bride about to be married) or due to custom (as men in post-Temple practice) or due to non-traditional immersion (as someone coming out); wherever on the spectrum of observance one falls (as far as I could find). A mikvah isnât a bath, itâs not about physical cleanlinessâyou must first thoroughly clean yourself, clip your nails, and brush your teeth. Nail polish and makeup are removed. There canât be any barriers between you and the water. Most mikvaâot these days, particularly womenâs mikvaâot, have preparation rooms so you can prep on site. When you immerse, you have to submerge completelyâyour hair canât be floating above the water, your mouth canât be pursed tightly, your hands canât be clenched so the water canât get to your palms. If you do it wrong, it doesnât count and you have to do it again. Itâs not a âframing,â itâs a ritual practice governed by ritual law.
We suggest you do mikveh in the way you feel comfortable for you and your experience.
This isnât how this works. If you have a particularly extreme case, you can talk to a rabbi to see if there are any workaroundsâfor example, if excessive embarrassment would distract you from the ritual, you may be able to wear clothes that are loose enough that the water still makes contact with every millimeter of skin. But you need to consult with someone who knows the minutiae of the laws and requirements so you know if any exceptions or workarounds apply to you. Thatâs what a rabbi is for. Thatâs why they need to go to rabbinical school and get ordination. They have to study. Thatâs why you need to find a rabbi whose knowledge and personality you trust. For someone calling themselves a religious authority in Judaism to say âyou can do whatever, no biggieâ with such a critical ritual isâŠIâm not sure what the word I want is.
The idea is to feel vulnerable but also to claim your body as a powerful site of change that has the power to move us close to our now unrecognizable futures.
The idea is to bathe in the living waters and enter a state of taharah. Though that could be an idea you have in mind while you are doing it, I suppose. I could see at least one writer I know of saying something like this to specifically menstrual married (presumably cis) women performing Taharat HaMishpacha (family taharah, see above).
For some people, doing mikveh in drag will feel most vulnerable, with all your make-up and best attire.
Absolutely not a thing. As I said last paragraph, the goal isnât to feel vulnerable or powerful or anything. It may feel vulnerable or powerful, but that is entirely besides the actual purpose of the ritual. What you get out of it on a personal emotional level has nothing to do with the religious goal of the religious practice.
And if you are wondering how one would submerge oneself in water in full drag, donât worry, weâll get there soon.
For some, wearing a cloth around your body until just before you dip is meaningful.
This is just how itâs usually done. Generally one is provided with a bathrobe, and one removes it before entering. You donât just wander around the building naked. Or the beach, if youâre using the ocean.
If you were born intersex and your genitalia was changed without your consent, thinking about your body as perfect, however you were born, can be loving.
Iâm not intersex, so Iâm not going to comment on the specifics here. If you are and thatâs meaningful to you, more power to you.
We enter a new section, at the top of page 4.
Where To Do Mikveh: There is much midrash around what constitutes a mikveh.
âMidrashâ is not the word they want here. The midrash is the non-legal side of the oral tradition, often taking the form of allegory or parable. This is as opposed to the mishna, which is the halachic (legal) side of the oral tradition. They were both written down around the same time, but most midrashim (plural) are in their own books, rather than incorporated in the mishna.
There is, however, a great deal of rabbinic discussion, in the form of mishna, gemara, teshuvot (responsa), legal codices, and various other genres of Jewish writing. More properly this could have just said âthere is much discussion around what constitutes a mikveh.â
Most mikvot currently exist in Orthodox synagogues[â]
This is perhaps a minor quibble, but I donât know that Iâd say theyâre generally in synagogues. They are frequently associated with a local congregation, but are often in a separate building.
[â]but there is a growing movement to create more diverse and inclusive spaces for mikveh. Mayyim Hayyim is a wonderful resource with a physical body of water mikveh space. Immerse NYC is a newer organization training people of all genders to be mikveh guides. They also work to find gender inclusive spaces for people to do mikveh in NYC.
This is true! Mayyim Hayyim is a wonderful organization Iâve never heard anything bad about, and ImmerseNYC also seems like an excellent organization. Both also only allow Jews (in which group I am including in-process converts) to immerse.
The mikveh guides thing I didnât explain above, so Iâll take a moment to do so here. Because the rules of immersion are so strict, and because itâs hard to tell if you are completely immersed when you are underwater, most mikvaâot have a guide helping you. Depending on the circumstance and the mikvah, and depending on the patronâs comfort, who and how they do their jobs can differ somewhat. For a woman immersing after niddah, it will usually be another woman who will hold up the towel or bathrobe for you while you get in the water, and will only look from behind it once you are immersed to make sure you are completely submerged. If you are converting, customs vary. Some communities require men to witness the immersion regardless of the convertâs gender, which is very much an ongoing discussion in those communities. Even in those cases, to my knowledge they will only look once the convert is in the water, and there will likely still be a female attendant if the convert is a woman. While there are negative experiences people have had, it is very much an intra-community issue. Weâre working on it.
Mikveh can be done in a natural body of water.
Again, this is true, though not all bodies of water work, so AYLR (Ask Your Local Rabbi).
Some people are also making swimming pools holy places of mikveh.
Weâve already explained above why this is nonsense.
In the Mishneh (the book that makes commentary on the torah [sic]) there are arguments as to what constitutes a mikveh and how much water from a spring or well or rainwater must be present.
The main issue in this section is their definition of the Mishneh. As I explained above, the Mishna (same thing, transliteration is not an exact science) is the major compilation of the Oral Torah, the oral tradition that was written down by Rabbi Judah Ha-Nasi so it wouldnât be lost in the face of exile and assimilation. Itâs not so much a commentary on the (Written) Torah as an expansion of it to extrapolate the religious laws we follow. Itâs certainly not âthe book that makes commentary on the Torah.â We have literally hundreds of books of commentary. Thatâs probably underestimating. Jews have been around for a long time, and we have been analyzing and discussing the Torah for nearly as long. There are so many commentaries on the Torah.
The second issue is that while there are arguments in the Mishna and Gemara (the oral discussion on the Mishna that was written down even later), they do generally result in a final decision of some sort. Usually whichever side has the majority wins. Variations between communities are still very much a thing, and I can explain why in another post if people are interested, but there usually is a base agreement.
We are of the school that says you decide for yourself what works.
The phrasing they use here makes it sound as though thatâs a legitimate opinion in the Mishnah. I cannot emphasize how much that is not the case. While I myself have not finished learning the entire Mishnah, I would be willing to wager a great deal that âwhatever works for youâ isnât a stance on any legal matter there. Thatâs just not how it works. While some modern branches of Judaism may have that as a position, it is definitely not Mishnaic.
If you are concerned about Jewish law, the ocean is always a good choice. There are no conflicting arguments about the ocean as a mikveh. As the wise maggid Jhos Singer says in reference to the ocean, "It's [sic] becomes a mikveh when we call it a mikveh." Done.
(To clarify, I donât know if that typo was carried over from the source of the original quote or not.)
This is true. However if you are concerned about Jewish law I would very much urge you to look to other sources than this oneâbe that your local rabbi or rebbetzen, the staff at your local mikvah, or a reliable website that actually goes into the proper requirements. If you want to use a mikveh according to Jewish law, please do not use this document as your guide.
We recognize immersion in water does not work for every body. Therefore, a guiding principle for where to do a mikveh is: do a mikveh in a place that is sacred to you. Your body is always holy and your body is made of mostly water. Later in this guide there is more information on mikveh with no immersion required.
I cannot emphasize how much I have never once heard this before. This, to me, reads like New Age nonsense. If you are unable to immerse in a mikvah, talk to your rabbi. Donât doâŠwhatever this is.
Our next section is a short one.
Who To Do it With: Do mikveh with people you feel comfortable with and supported by.
This is fine, though many mikvaâot (perhaps even most) will only allow one person to immerse at a time.
Do a solo mikveh and ask the earth body to be your witness.
With this, we return to the strange smattering of neo-Paganism. The âearth bodyâ is not a thing. Yes, the Earth is called as a witness in the Bible at least once. Itâs poetic. You also, unless you are converting, donât actually need a witness anyway. A mikvah attendant or guide is there to help youâif you were somewhere without one, you could still immerse for niddah or various customary purposes.
Do mikveh with people who share some of your vision for collective healing.
As Iâve said before in this essay, collective healing is not the point of a mikvah. If you are Jewish and want to pray for healing, there are plenty of legitimate places for thisâthe Shemonah Esrei has a prayer for healing and a prayer where you can insert any personal prayers you want; thereâs a communal prayer for healing after the Torah reading. You can give charity or recite a psalm or do a mitzvah with the person in mind. You can also just do a personal private prayer with any words you like, a la Hannah, or if you want pre-written words find an appropriate techinah (not the sesame stuff). If you want to work towards collective liberation, volunteer. Learn the laws of interpersonal mitzvot, like lashon hara (literally âevil speech,â mostly gossip or libel). Connect fighting oppression to loving your neighbor or the Passover seder. We have tons of places for thisâmikvah isnât one of them.
Next segment.
What To Bring to A Mikveh: 1. Intentions for the ritual for yourself and/or the collective.
See previous points on intention.
2. Items for the altar from your cultural background[âŠ] (emphasis mine)
If I wasnât appalled by the âimmersing in makeupâ or the âdo divination first,â this would be the place that got me. This is wrong on so many levels.
One is not allowed to have an altar outside of The Temple in Jerusalem, the one we currently do not have. Itâs an extremely big deal. One is not allowed to make sacrifices outside of the Temple. Period. This is emphasized again and again in the Torah and other texts. Even when we had a Temple, there were no altars in a mikvah.
And you certainly couldnât offer anything in the Temple while naked, as one is required to be when immersing in the mikvah.
Even when we did bring offerings to altars (the Bronze Altar or the Gold Altar, both of which were in the Temple and which only qualified priests in a state of tahara could perform offerings on), the offerings were very specifically mandated, as per the Torah and those other texts. Even when non-Jews gave offerings (as did happen) they were required to comply. You couldnât just bring any item from your cultural background. This is paganism, plain and simple.
Now, again, let me be clear: if youâre pagan, I have no problem with you. My problem is when one tries to take a sacred practice from a closed religion and try to co-opt it as oneâs own. Itâs a problem when someone who isnât Native American decides to smudge their room with white sage, and itâs a problem when someone who isnât Jewish tries to turn a mikvah into a pagan cleansing rite. And even if the person doing it is Jewish--I have an issue when itâs Messianics who were born Jewish, and I have an issue when itâs pagans who were born the same. Either way, whether you intend to or not, you are participating in appropriation or expropriation.
Which makes the line that follows this point so deeply ironic I canât decide if Iâm furious or heartbroken.
After suggesting that the reader (who may or may not be Jewish) bring items for an altar to a mikvah, the Guide asks:
[âŠ] (please do not bring appropriated items from cultures that are not yours).
Which is simply just... beyond parody. To quote one of my editors, âThis is quickly approaching the level of being a new definition for the Yiddish word 'Chutzpah,' which is traditionally defined as 'absurdist audacity' in line with 'Chutzpah is a man who brutally murders both of his parents and then pleads with the judge for leniency because he is now an orphan bereft of parental guidance.' If not for the involved nature of explaining the full context, I would submit this as a potential new illustrative example.â
The next suggestion of what to bring is
3. Warm clothes, towels, warm drinks
All these are reasonable enough, though most mikvaâot provide towels. Some also provide snacks, for while you are preparing. They may also not allow you to bring in outside food.
4. Your spirit of love, healing, and resistance
This, again, has nothing to do with mikvah. The only spirit of resistance in a mikvah is the fact that we continue to do it despite millennia of attempts to stop us. Additionally, to me at least âa spirit of loveâ feels very culturally-Christian.
Our next section is titled âHow to Make Mikveh a Non-Zionist Ritual.â
Right off the bat, I have an issue with this concept. Putting aside for a moment whatever one may think of Zionism as a philosophy, my main problem here is that mikvah has nothing at all to do with Zionism. In Orthodoxy, at least, Jews who are against Zionism on religious grounds perform the mitzvah the same way passionately Zionist Jews do, with the same meanings and intentions behind it. It is performed the same way in Israel and out, and has been more or less the same for the last several thousand years. It is about ritual purification and sanctification of the mundane, no more and no less.
There is a word for saying anything and everything Jewish is actually about the modern Israel/Palestine conflict, simply because itâs Jewish.
That word is antisemitism.
How to Make Mikveh a Non-Zionist Ritual: Reject all colonial projects by learning about, naming & honoring, and materially supporting the communities indigenous to the land where you hold your mikveh. Name and thank the Indigenous people of the land you are going to do your mikveh on.
If you removed the ânon-Zionistâ description, this would be mostly unobjectionable. We should absolutely help indigenous communities. The framing of âreject all colonial projectsâ does seem to suggest that there is something colonial about the usual practice of going to the mikvah, though. I would argue that the mikvah is, in fact, anti-colonial if anythingâit is the practice of a consistently oppressed minority ethno-religion which has kept it in practice despite the best efforts of multiple empires. Additionally, while Zionism means many different things to those who believe in it, at its root most Zionists (myself included) define it as âthe belief that Jews have a right to self-determination in our indigenous homeland.â Our indigenous homeland being, of course, the land of Israel. (This is different from the State of Israel, which is the modern country on that land.) If you are a Jew in Israel, one of the indigenous peoples of the land your mikvah is on is your own. Thatâs not to say there arenât othersâbut to claim Jews arenât indigenous to the region is to be either misinformed or disingenuous.
Take the time to vision [sic] our world to come in which Palestine and all people are free.
I really, really dislike how they use the concept of The World To Come here. The Jewish idea of The World To Come (AKA the Messianic Age) is one where the Messiah has come, the Temple has been rebuilt, and the Davidic dynastic monarchy has been re-established in the land of Israel. Arguably thatâs the most Zionist vision imaginable. This isnât to say that all people, Palestinians included, wonât be freeâtrue peace and harmony are also generally accepted features of the Messianic Age. But using the phrase in making something ânon-Zionistâ is, at the very least, in extremely poor taste. (As a side note, even religious non-Zionists believe in thisâthatâs actually why most of them are against the State of Israel, as they believe we canât have sovereignty until the Messiah comes. They do generally believe we will eventually have sovereignty, just that now isnât the time for it.)
Hold and explore this vision intimately as you prepare to immerse. What is one action you can take to bring this future world closer? Trust that your vision is collaborating with countless others doing this work.
Having a âvisionâ of a world where all are free isnât doing any of the work to accomplish it. A âvisionâ canât collaborate. At least not in Judaism. This sounds like one is trying to manifest the change through force of will, which is something directly out of the New Age faith movement, where it is known as âCreative Visualization.â Even when we do have a concept of bringing about something positive through an unrelated actionâlike saying psalms for someone who is sickâthe idea is that you are doing a mitzvah on their behalf, to add to their merits counted in their favor. Itâs not a form of magic or invocation of some mystical energy.
(Once again: I have nothing against pagans. But paganism is incompatible with Judaism. You canât be both, any more than you can be Jewish and Christian.)
Use mikveh practice to ground into your contribution to the abundant work for liberation being done. We are many.
If you will once more pardon a brief switch to a casual tone:
Nothing says liberation like *checks notes* appropriating a minority cultural practice.
The next section of their document is titled âIdeas for Mikveh Ritual,â and this is where the Neo-Pagan and New Age influences of the authors truly shift from the background to the foreground. Â
We start off deceptively reasonably.
Mikveh ritual is potentially very simple. Generally people consider a mikveh to be a full immersion in water, where you are floating in the water, not touching the bottom, with no part of the body above the surface (including the hair).
Technically, most people consider a mikveh to be a ritual bath (noun) in which one performs various Jewish ritual immersions. But if we set this aside as a typo, this isâŠfairly true. What they are describing is how one is supposed to perform the mitzvah of mikveh immersion. However, in much the same way I wouldnât say âgenerally people consider baseball to be a game where you hit a ball with a bat and run around a diamond,â I wouldnât say itâs a case of âgenerally people considerâ so much as âthis is what it is.â
This works for some people. It doesn't work for everyone and it doesn't work for all bodies. Because of this, mikveh ritual can be expanded outside of these traditional confines in exciting, creative ways.
Once again, if you are incapable of performing mikvah immersion in the proper manner, please go speak with a rabbi. Please do not follow this guide.
Before we continue, I would just like to assure you that. whatever âexciting, creative waysâ you might be imagining the authors have come up with, this is so much worse.
Method One:
Sound Mikveh: One way that's felt very meaningful for many is a "sound mikveh." This can be a group of people toning, harmonizing, or chanting in a circle. One person at a time can be in the center of the circle and feel the vibrations of healing sound wash over their body. Another method of sound mikveh is to use a shofar or other instrument of your lineage to made [sic] sounds that reach a body of water and also wash over you.
This makes me so uncomfortable I barely have the words to describe it, and I know that I am not alone in this. This is not a mikvah. If someone wants to do some sort of sound-based healing ritual, by all means go ahead, but do not call it a mikvah. This is not Jewish. I donât know what this is, aside from deeply offensive.
And leave that poor shofar out of this. That ram did not give his horn for this nonsense.
(I could go on about the actual sacred purpose of a shofar and all the rules and reasons behind it that expand upon this, but this is already over 9000 words.)
Method Two is, if anything, worse. This is the one, if youâve seen social media posts about this topic, you have most likely seen people going nuts about.
Tea Cup Mikveh: Fill a special teacup. If you want, add flower essence, a small stone, or other special elements. Sing the teacup a sweet song, dance around it, cry in some tears, tell the cup a tender and hopeful story, hold the teacup above the body of your animal friend for extra blessing, balance it on your head to call in your highest self. Use the holy contents of this teacup to make contact with water.
This is absolutely 100% straight-up neo-pagan/New Age mysticism. Nothing about this is based on Jewish practice of any kind. Again, Iâm at a loss for words of how to explain just how antithetical this is. If you want to be a witch, go ahead and be a witch. But do not call it Jewish. Leave Judaism out of this.
They end this suggestion with the cute comment,
Mikveh to go. Weâve always been people on the move.
Let me explain why this âfunâ little comment fills me with rage.Â
As you may recall, this document was published by Jewish Voice for Peace. Among their various other acts of promoting and justifying antisemitism, JVP has repeatedly engaged in historical revisionism regarding Jews and Jewish history. In this context, they have repeatedly ignored the numerous expulsions of Jews from various countries, and blaming sinister Zionist plots to explain any movement of expelled Jews to Israel (âIn the early 1950s, starting two years after the Nakba, the Israeli government facilitated a mass immigration of Mizrahim,â from âOur Approach to Zionismâ on the JVP website; see @is-the-thing-actually-jewishâs post on JVP and the posts linked from there).
So a document published by JVP framing Jewish movement as some form of free spirited 1970s-esque Bohemian lifestyle or the result of us being busy movers-and-shakers is a direct slap in the face to the persecution weâve faced as a people and society. No, we arenât âon the moveâ because weâre hippies wandering where the wind takes us . Weâre always on the move because we keep getting kicked out and/or hate-crimed until we leave.
But there is no Jew-hatred in Ba Sing Se.
Method three:
Fermentation Mikveh: Some food goes through natural changes by being immersed in water. If we eat that food, we can symbolically go through a change similar to the one the food went through.
Again, this has no basis anywhere in halacha. We do have concepts of âyou are what you eat,â specifically with reference to what animals and birds are kosher, but there isnât any food that makes you tahor if you eat it. In the Temple days there were, in fact, foods you couldnât eat unless you were tahor.
Jews may like pickles, but that doesnât mean we think they purify you.
Also, the change from fermentation is, if anything, the opposite of the change we would want. Leavening (rising in dough or batter, due to the fermentation of yeast) is compared in rabbinic writings to arrogance and ego, as opposed to the humility of matza, the âpoor manâs breadâ (see here, for example). Is the suggestion here to become more egotistical?
As we wrap up this section, Iâd like to go back to their stated reason for using these âalternativeâ methods (âIt doesn't work for everyone and it doesn't work for all bodiesâ), and ask: if these really were the only options for immersion, would these really fill that same spiritual need/niche? These obviously arenât aimed at me, but from my perspective it seems almost condescending, almost worse. âYou canât do the real thing, so weâll make up something to make you feel better.â If any of them had an actual basis in Jewish practice, that would be one thing, but this just feelsâŠfake, to me. Even within more liberal / less traditional streams of Judaism, there is a connection to halacha:Â
âWe each (if we are knowledgeable about the tradition, if we confront it seriously and take its claims and its wisdom seriously) have the ability, the freedom, indeed the responsibility to come to a [potentially differing] personal understanding of what God wants us to do⊠[Halacha] is a record of how our people, in widely differing times, places and societal circumstances, experienced God's presence in their lives, and responded. Each aspect of halacha is a possible gateway to experience of the holy, the spiritual. Each aspect worked for some Jews, once upon a time, somewhere in our history. Each, therefore, has the potential to open up holiness for people in our time as well, and for me personally. However, each does not have equal claim on us, on meâŠPortions of the halacha whose main purpose seems to be to distance us from our surroundings no longer seem functional. Yet some parts of the halachic tradition seem perfect correctives to the imbalances of life in modernityâŠIn those parts of tradition, we are sometimes blessed to experience a sense of God's closeness. In my personal life, I emphasize those areas. And other areas of halacha, I de-emphasize, or sometimes abandon. Reform Judaism affirms my right, our right, to make those kinds of choices.â â Rabbi Ramie Arian
â[Traditional Reconstructionist Jews] believe that moral and spiritual faculties are actualized best when the individual makes conscious choicesâŠThe individualâs choices, however, can and should not be made alone. Our ethical values and ritual propensities are shaped by the culture and community in which we live. Living a Jewish life, according to the Reconstructionist understanding, means belonging to the Jewish people as a whole and to a particular community of Jews, through which our views of life are shaped. Thus, while Reconstructionist communities are neither authoritarian nor coercive, they aspire to influence the individualâs ethical and ritual choicesâthrough study of Jewish sources, through the sharing of values and experiences, and through the impact of the climate of communal opinion on the individual. âŠWhile we may share certain values and life situations, no two sets of circumstances are identical. We hope that the Reconstructionist process works to help people find the right answers for themselves, but we can only assist in helping individuals to ask the right questions so that their choices are made in an informed way within a Jewish context. To be true to ourselves we must understand the differences in perception between us and those who have gone before, while retaining a reverence for the traditions they fashioned. If we can juxtapose those things, we ensure that the past will have [in the phrase of Reconstructionismâs founder, Mordecai Kaplan,] a vote, but not a veto.â â Rabbi Jacob J. Straub (Note: the Reconstructionist movement was founded in the late 1920s, and has gone through a very large shift in the past decade or so. I use âTraditionalâ here to refer to the original version of the movement as opposed to those who have shifted. Both are still called Reconstructionist, so itâs a bit confusing. This is on the advice of one of my editors, who is themself Traditional Reconstructionist.)
You may note, neither of these talk about inventing things from whole cloth. To paraphrase one of my editors, âYou donât completely abandon [halacha], because if you did how would you have a cohesive community? Even in a âdo whatâs meaningfulâ framework, youâre taking from the buffet, not bringing something to a potluck. Even if you donât see halacha as binding, there are limits.â
(Again, disclaimer that the above knowledge of non-Orthodox movements comes from my editors, and any errors are mine.)
The next section is âPrayers for Mikveh.â
As a note, Iâm going to censor the names of God when I quote actual blessings, as per traditional/Halachic practice. Iâll be putting brackets to indicate my alterations.
Iâm not going to go much into detail here, because frankly my Hebrew isnât good enough, and the six different people I asked for help gave me at least six different answers, but I will touch on it a bit.
First, the Guide gives a link to an article on Traditional Mikveh Blessings from Ritualwell (here is a link on the Wayback Machine, since the original requires you to make an account). Ritualwell is a Reconstructionist Jewish website, and accepts reviewed submissions. Here is their about page. The blessings on this page, as far as I know, are in fact exactly what it says on the tin. Iâm not sure the first one, asher kidshanu bâmitzvotav vâtzivanu al ha-tâvilah, is said for non-obligatory immersions (i.e. not for niddah or conversion), as it is literally a blessing on the commandment. The second blessing at that link is Shehecheyanu, which the Guide also suggests as a good prayer. This is the traditional form of the blessing, given at Ritualwell:
Baruch Atah Ado[-]nai Elo[k]eynu Melech Ha-Olam shehekheyanu vâkiyimanu vâhigiyanu lazman hazeh.
Blessed are You, [LORD] our God, Monarch of the universe, Who has kept us alive and sustained us, and brought us to this season.
(As a quick note, you may notice this is not quite how they translate it on RitualwellâI have no idea why they say âkept me alive,â as itâs definitely âusâ in the Hebrew. Thereâs a long tradition, in fact, of praying for the community rather than ourselves as an individual, but thatâs not the point of this post.)
The Guide, however, gives an alternate form:
Bârucha At y[-]a Elo[k]eynu Ruakh haolam shehekheyatnu vâkiyimatnu vâhigiyatnu lazman hazeh. You are Blessed, Our God, Spirit of the World, who has kept us in life and sustained us, enabling us to reach this season.
Under the assumption that most of you donât know Hebrew, Iâm going to break this down further. The main difference between these two is grammatical genderâthe traditional blessing uses masculine forms, which is common when referring to God. However, while there are often masculine descriptions of God, it is worth noting that Hashem is very specifically not a âmanâ--God is genderless and beyond our comprehension, and masculine is also used in Hebrew for neutral or unspecified gender. A whole discussion of gender and language is also beyond the scope of this post, but for now letâs leave it at: changing the gender for God in prayer is pretty common among less traditional Jews, and thatâs fine. Some of the changes they make (or donât make) here are interesting, though. The two letter name of God they switch to isâdespite ending in a hey (the âhâ letter)ânot feminine grammatically feminine. Iâm told, however, that some progressive circles consider it neutral because it âsounds feminine.â âElo-keynuâ is also grammatically masculine, but a) thatâs used for neuter in Hebrew and b) itâs also technically plural, so maybe they didnât feel the need to change it. Though if thatâs the case I would also have thought that Ado-nai (the tetragrammaton) would be fine, as itâs also technically male in the same way. Iâm also not sure why they didnât just change âMelech HaOlamâ to âMalkah HaOlam,â which would be the feminine form of the original words, but perhaps they were avoiding language of monarchy. Itâs apparently a not uncommon thing to change.
One of the responses I got said the vowels in the verbs were slightly off, but I canât say much above that, for the reasons given at the beginning of this section.
Also, and this is comparatively minor, the capitalization in the transliteration is bizarre. They capitalize âAtâ (you) and âElo[k]eynuâ (our God), but not ây[-]aâŠâ which is the actual name of God in the blessing and should definitely be capitalized if you are capitalizing.
The Guide next gives a second blessing that can be used:
Bârucha at shekhinah eloteinu ruach ha-olam asher kid-shanu bi-tevilah bâmayyim hayyim. Blessed are You, Shekhinah, Source of Life, Who blesses us by embracing us in living waters. -Adapted by Dori MidnightÂ
The main thing I want to note about this is thatâŠthatâs not an accurate translation. It completely skips the word âeloteinu.â âRuach ha-olamâ means âspirit/breath of the universe/world,â not âSource of Life,â which would be âMâkor Ha-Olam,â as mentioned above. âKid-shanu,â as she transliterates it, means âhas sanctified us,â or âhas made us holy,â not âblesses usâ--both the tense and the word are wrong. âBi-tevilahâ doesnât mean âembracing us,â either, it means âwith immersing.â In full, the translation should be:
âBlessed are You, Shekhinah, our God, Spirit of the World, Who has sanctified us with immersion in living waters.â
The Shekhinah is an aspect/name of God(dess), though not a Name to the same level as the ones that canât be taken in vain. It refers to the hidden Presence of God(dess) in our world, and is the feminine aspect of God(dess), inasmuch as God(dess) has gendered aspectsâremember, our God(dess) is One. Itâs not an unreasonable Name to use if you are trying to make a prayer specifically feminine.
(Though do be careful if you see it used in a blessing in the wild, because Messianics use it to mean the holy ghost.)
âEloteinuâ is, grammatically, the feminine form of Elokeinu (according to the fluent speakers I asked, though again I got several responses).
It is, again, odd that they donât capitalize transliterated names of God, though here there is more of an argument that itâs a stylistic choice, Hebrew not having capital letters.
The Guide then repeats the link for Ritualwell.
Finally, we come to the last section, âResources and Our Sources:â
First, they credit the Kohenet Institute and two of its founders. I do not want to go on a deepdive into the Kohenet Institute also, as this is already long enough, but I suppose I should say a bit.
The Kohenet Institute was a âclergy ordination program, a sisterhood / siblinghood, and an organization working to change the face of Judaism. For 18 years, Kohenet Hebrew Priestess Institutes founders, graduates and students reclaimed and innovated embodied, earth-based feminist Judaism, drawing from ways that women and other marginalized people led Jewish ritual across time and spaceâ (Kohenet Hebrew Priestess Institute Homepage). It closed in 2023.
I have difficulty explaining my feelings about the Kohenet Institute. On the one hand, the people who founded it and were involved in it, Iâm sure, were very invested in Judaism and very passionate in their belief. As with the authors of the Guide, I do not mean to attack themâIâm sure theyâre lovely people.
On the other, I have trouble finding a basis for any of their practices, and most of what practices I do find trouble meâagain, with the caveat that I am very much not into mysticism, so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
Of the three founders, only one (Rabbi Jill Hammer) seems to have much in the way of scholarly background. Rabbi Hammer, who was ordained at the Jewish Theological Seminary (a perfectly respectable school), has at least one article where she quotes the New Testament and a Roman satirist making fun of a Jewish begger who interpret dreams for money as proof âthat Jewish prophetesses existed in Roman times,â which to me at least seems like saying that the Roma have a tradition of seeresses based on racist caricatures of what they had to do to survive, if youâll pardon the comparison. In the same article, she says that Sarah and Abigail, who are listed in the Talmud as prophetesses âare not actually prophetesses as I conceptualize them here,â (pg 106) but that âabolitionist Ernestine Rose, anarchist Emma Goldman, and feminist Betty Friedan stand in the prophetic tradition.â Given God says explicitly in the text, âRegarding all that Sarah tells you, listen to her voiceâ (Genesis 21:12), I have no idea where she gets this.
The second founder, Taya MĂą Shere, describes the Institute on her website as âspiritual leadership training for women & genderqueer folk embracing the Goddess in a Jewish context,â which to me is blatantly what I and some of my editors have taken to calling Jews For Lilith. Now, it is possible this is a typo. However assuming it is not, and it would be a weird typo to have, this rather clearly reads as âthe Goddessâ being something one is adding a Jewish context toâwhich is exactly what I mean when I say this guide is taking Paganism and sprinkling a little Judaism on it. If it had said âembracing Goddess in a Jewish context,â Iâd have no problem (aside from weird phrasing)--but âthe Goddessâ is very much a âdivine feminine neo-paganâ kind of thing. We donât say âthe Godâ in Judaism, or at least Iâve never heard anyone do so. We just say God (or Goddess), because thereâs only the one. In fact, according to this article, she returned to Judaism from neo-Paganism, and âbegan to combine the Goddess-centered practices she had co-created in Philadelphia with what she was learning from teachers in the Jewish Renewal movement, applying her use of the term Goddess to Judaismâs deity.â The âGoddess-centered practicesâ and commune in Philadelphia are described earlier in the article as âinfluenced by Wiccan and Native American traditions, in ways that Shere now considers appropriative (âAfter Kohenet, Who Will Lead the Priestesses?â by Noah Phillips).â Iâm not sure how it suddenly isnât appropriative now, but taking the Pagan practices you were doing and now doing those exact same rituals âbut Jewishâ is, in fact, still Pagan.
Shere also sells âDivining Pleasure: An Oracle for SephErotic Liberation,â created by her and Bekah Starr, which is a âdivination card deck and an Omer counter inviting you more deeply into your body, your pleasure and your devotion to collective liberation.â
I hate this.
I hate this so much.
For those who donât know, the Omer is the period between the second day of Passover and the holiday of Shavuot, 50 days later. Itâs named for the Omer offering that was given on Passover, and which started the count of seven weeks (and a day, the day being Shavuot). The Omer, or at least part of it, is also traditionally a period of mourning, much like the Three Weeks between the fasts of the 17th of Tammuz and the 9th of Avâwe donât have weddings, we donât listen to live music, we donât cut our hair. It commemorates (primarily) the deaths of 24,000 students of Rabbi Akiva in a plague (possibly a metaphor for persecution or the defeat of the Bar Kochba revolt). It is often used as a time for introspection and self-improvement, using seven of the Kabbalistic Sephirot as guides (each day of the week is given a Sephira, as is each week, so each day of the 49 is x of y, see here). Itâs not, as Shereâs class âSex and the Sephirot: A Pleasure Journey Through the Omerâ puts it, a time to âengageâŠtoward experiencing greater erotic presence, deepening our commitment to nourishing eros, and embracing ritual practices ofâŠpleasure.â
The final of the founders, Shoshana Jedwab, seems to be primarily a musician. In her bio on her website, scholarship and teaching are almost afterthoughts. I can find nothing about her background or classes. Sheâs also, from what Iâve found, the creator of the âsound mikvah.â
So all in all, while Iâm sure theyâre lovely people, I find it difficult to believe that they are basing their Institute on actual practices, particularly given they apparently include worship of Ashera as an âauthenticâ Jewish practice, see the above Phillips article and this tumblr post.
The institute also lists classes they offered, which âwere open to those across faith practices - no background in Judaism necessary.â If you scroll down the page, you will see one of these courses was titled âSefer Yetzirah: Meditation, Magic, & the Cosmic Architecture.â Sefer Yetzirah, for those of you unaware, âis an ancient and foundational work of Jewish mysticism.â
You may recall my saying something some 5700 (yikes) words ago about Jewish mysticism (i.e. Kabbalah) being a closed practice.
You may see why I find the Kohenet Institute problematic.
I will grant, however, that I have not listened to their podcasts nor read their books, so it is possible they do have a basis for what they teach. From articles Iâve read, and what Iâve found on their websites, I am unconvinced.
Returning to our original document, the Guide next gives several links from Ritualwell, which Iâve already discussed above. After those, they give links to two actual mikvah organizations: Mayyim Hayyim and Immerse NYC. Both are reputable organizations, and are Open Mikvahs. Neither (at least based on their websites) seem to recommend any of the nonsense in this Guide. In fact, Mayyim Hayyim explicitly does not allow non-Jews to immerse (unless itâs to convert). ImmerseNYC has advice to create a ritual in an actually Jewish way. I would say the link to these two groups are, perhaps, the only worthwhile information in this Guide.
They then list a few âmikveh related projects,â two of which are by the writers. The first, Queer Mikveh Project, is by one of the authors, Rebekah Erev. The link they give is old and no longer works, but on Erevâs website there is information about the project. Much of the language is similar to that in this guide. The page also mentions a âmikvahâ ritual done to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline, in which âthe mikvehâŠ[was] completely optional.â And, of course, there was an altar. The second project, the âGay Bathhouseâ by (I believe) the other author and Shelby Handler, is explicitly an art installation.
The final link is to this website (thanks to the tumblr anon who found it), which is the only source weâve been able to find on Shekinah Ministries (aside from a LOT of Messianic BS from unrelated organizations of the same name). So good newsâthis isnât a Messianic. Bad news, it also seems to have a shaky basis in actual Jewish practice at best. It is run by artist Reena Katz, aka Radiodress, whose MKV ritual is, like âGay Bathhouse,â a performance project. As you can see from the pictures on Radiodressâs website (cw for non-sexual nudity and mention of bodily fluids), it is done in a clearly portable tub in a gallery. As part of the process, participants are invited to âadd any material from their body,â including âspit, urine, ejaculate, menstrual blood,â âany medication, any hormones they might be taking,â and supplies Radiodress offers including something called âMalakh Shmundie,â âa healing tincture that translates to âangel pussyâ made by performance artist Nomy Lammâ (quotes from âAn Artistâs Ritual Bath for Trans and Queer Communitiesâ by Caoimhe Morgan-Feir). The bath is also filled by hand, which is very much not in line with halacha. Which, if youâre doing performance art, is fine.
But this Guide is ostensibly for authentic Jewish religious practice.
And with that (aside from the acknowledgements, which I donât feel the need to analyze), we are done. At last.
Thank you for reading this monster of a post. If you have made it this far, you and I are now Family. Grab a snack on your way out, you deserve it.
Further Reading and Resources:
https://www.mayyimhayyim.org/risingtide/members/
https://www.mikvah.org/directory
https://www.mayyimhayyim.org/
http://www.immersenyc.org/
https://aish.com/what-is-a-mikveh/
https://www.chabad.org/theJewishWoman/article_cdo/aid/1541/jewish/The-Mikvah.htm
https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/1230791/jewish/Immersion-of-Vessels-Tevilat-Keilim.htm
https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/why-immerse-in-the-mikveh/
Meth, Rabbi Ephraim. 50 Mikvahs That Shaped History. Feldheim Publishers, 2023.
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doctor who but i've never watched it
and so it begins again. the people asked for it. the people got it. i will ensure the people regret it.
i have never watched this show, or seen an edit, but i am a thorough researcher and i feel that i've got the essence of it.
this is what i have gathered. academicians worldwide take note.
Firstly, so I don't anger anyone, I accept and acknowledge that the tardis is blue and not yellow. My misinformation was from a Drarry fanfiction, and I had hitherto regarded Drarry fanfiction as the absolute truth.
There are doctors, and there are at least fifteen of them. At least two of them are David Tennant, which I can respect.
I'm not sure why the doctors are doctors, because I can find no trace of any medical procedure except for one doctor who licks things, which he learned from the previous doctor. If this is sufficient reason, I apologise for doubting their credentials.
On the other hand, if they are doctors thanks to a postdoctoral degree, this is also fine, though I have never seen anyone study anything. There is however a doctor, and there were people upset about her, but the fandom pointed out she set the tardis on fire, which is apparently a very doctor thing to do. Setting things on fire is absolutely something any research scholar would love, so again, apologies for doubting their credentials.
At least one doctor is gay. It is probably one of the David doctors, which checks out. He says someone, I think a dentist, is hot. I envy the maybe-dentist.
A t least one doctor is trans. I was unable to find them. But they exist. Oh yes, the fandom assures me they exist.
David Tennant as well as Ncuti Gatwa were fanboys, first of the show, and second of David Tennant, and thus they got into acting. Just a fun tidbit from me, since I am now the authority on this fandom.
There are time machines with which the doctors have sex by piloting them, which is questionable because the time machines are only partially sentient. I am not sure if the time machines are the tardis. But the tardis is blue, and not yellow, of that I am certain.
There was a stage play. Or maybe that was a metaphor for the production budget of the early seasons. I am not sure, but toddler David Tennant watched it. I assume no one took a 3 year old to a stage play, so through scientific deduction, it must have been a metaphor.
At some point, Death is an agony aunt and they have to spill secrets to it, or drown in a lake of human skulls. Who is this they? It's so obvious that the fandom sees no need to explain it, and neither do I. I do know it though. Of that you may remain certain.
A David doctor has a niece and she likes being his niece.
A David doctor has a best friend named Donna. He kisses her head. She supports his fruitiness. It is wholesome. It killed him when he lost her.
Slight tangent, but younger David doctor looks like Andrew Garfield. Current David in photos does give Ben Barnes energy. Any Wolfstar shippers, I believe you've found the Wolfstar kid. It is David Tennant.
A lot of people are David Tennant. A reliable Pinterest post on Doctor Who, clearly well researched, gave me the statistic that 15% of Doctor Who is David Tennant. From the amount of David Tennant that I ran across in my research, I don't understand it but I don't doubt it, either.
Speaking of Andrew Garfield, he in involved in this somehow. I am not sure how, but you cannot escape Andrew Garfield. He is even a part of fandoms he never acted in.
There is an individual named Catherine, I think she is the actress, but she could be a character. She seems to have much less knowledge about Doctor Who lore than I do. David Tennant finds it funny. Maybe he would find me funny, too.
The doctors installed some things in the tardis, from a wheelchair ramp to a jukebox. I don't know why a jukebox was needed. If I'm honest I don't know what a jukebox is. I don't know what the tardis is. But it is blue, and not yellow.
There is a French catchphrase.
Something happens in Wales. I don't know what it is, but something always seems to be happening in Wales in these fandoms, so I don't doubt it.
There is an old Doctor Who in a wheelchair, and he is happy to see a David doctor.
They go around in space, and do things. Who is this they? You and I both know the answer, so we needn't talk about it.
The show intro is "doo wee doo".
There is an alien who is not a mouse, the alien is The Meep, and uses the definite article as pronouns. David doctor is supportive of this, which is very good.
I found baby Yoda in the show, but apparently they call it a 'goblin' there, and someone doesn't like it.
There is a lot to do with time. There is a time hole, and things happen, and people die and are resurrected. There is danger, but it is fun.
They have CGI, and it is not good, which is the best thing about it. Who is they? Please stop asking me. It is rather obvious and something I definitely know.
Someone's boyfriend dies and the boyfriend is then resurrected but then gets lost with his boyfriend but then is reincarnated as a girl who would still call herself the someone's boyfriend but then she is replaced by the boyfriend but he's different now. I apologise for any errors that have crept it, but the tardis is blue and not yellow.
Someone named Martha is a doctor, and someone is very proud of her for it.
The eleventh and twelfth doctors like bow ties.
David Tennant wants to be ginger. David Tennant always gets what he wants. Who can refuse David Tennant? David Tennant is then ginger.
A David doctor gets a happy ending.
Someone yelled at Neil Gaiman about this. It was a mistake. He said that since it had already been done, he wouldn't want to give David's character a happy ending in S3, that would be a trifle unoriginal.
A lesson to be learned, Good Omens fandom, just a bit of advice from your son, do not yell at Neil Gaiman, it does not go well. Rumour has it he murdered the people who complained about him always wearing black. Of course, there is the fact that he doesn't exist, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.
The doctors manifest in the previous doctor's clothes, which is apparently so last season. The tardis also manifests. I don't know where, or how. But it is blue, and not yellow.
I know, there was a lot of lore, so many of you thought I wouldn't be able to gather it all. But look how much research I did! I've got it better than maybe-actress-maybe-character Catherine, I'm sure :"]
Anyway, all the major plot points are covered above, so anyone who hasn't watched Doctor Who, feel free to refer to this and impress your Whovian friends with your knowledge! [not to be judgemental, but what a dreadfully Dr Seuss name, I rather like it]
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gotta think like a wizard to catch a wizard babey
#to quote veth brenatto: only damage to the creature. that's how I see it going down.#this is a joke but I did think of it and laugh#I write SO much wizard research time I get v excited when I get to have wizard research time without having to write it#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#critical role
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My @isat-secretsanta-2024 gift for @pillowspace!! They said theyâre fascinated by secret research lab AUs, and, in a case of incredible serendipity, thatâs been my favorite trope since I was like 8 years old. So I may have gotten possessed and spent three weeks straight worldbuilding a whole entire thing.
So! This comic is my gift for Pillow, but Iâm planning to write a fic set in the same AU eventually, titled Desperate Measures. It will take place in a modern day Vaugarde and focus on Odile, Loop, and Siffrin, alongside other more-or-less-familiar faces. And by âeventuallyâ I mean this is now my highest priority project, but itâs big enough that it may be a couple months till I have anything else to show!
Journal transcript under the cut:
wavelength of 690nm, which means it would activate L cones nearly exclusively. If we're correct in our mapping of wavelength combinations to color terms in historical documents, then this would be considered a shade of "red".
I still don't know if I believe it. It seems fantastical, like I've become a character in a children's story, chosen to leave behind the world of the mundane and enter a realm of magic. Or like this is all a dream, and as soon as I'm about to see the shade my brain will realize it doesn't actually know how to show me something I've never seen before, so it'll put me in front of a full auditorium instead; and then I'll forget how to speak Vaugardian, or realize I'm not wearing any pants, or both, and then I'll wake with a start back in Ka Bue.
But however strange it seems, I can't think of any reason they'd have to lie about it. Why else all the NDAs? Why else contact me? So I must assume that it's true. That after years of trying to solve humanity's loss of color vision â a project that began long before I joined it, and that I expected to continue long past my time â I am about to simply be shown a perceivable color. That's the strangest part, really; that this breakthrough isn't related to the mechanisms of sight, but rather, the thing seen.
14/1/29
I thought perhaps they'd synthesized it somehow. Stumbled upon the correct combination of chemicals by accident. Maybe even invented a new sort of craft.
I didn't expect their source of red to be alive.
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smoke break
#saw 2004#lawrence gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#chainshipping#larry art tag#saw#the wounds r that cut lawrence had throughout + adams hesd getting bashed against a toilet#+ like. i did way too much research on gangrene and necrosis so theres that#well and the bandages from the gunshot wound
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