#i did it for you

[dr0p-d69d]

Had t4t sex while watching the muppets this is what the muppet joker would’ve wanted

[anarqueeen]

Call her nabisco the way I want her nutter in my butter

[stabby-apologist]

The hopeless romantic in me would have found Edward’s “I did it for you” bit about Officer Dougherty absolutely touching, I’d have fucked him again because my twisted head thinks murder in the name of love is erotic

(I still think so, but also like…It’s Cory Michael Smith 🥵)

[in-the-midnight-hours]

I'm so much better being the martyr. Never to let you know how much I love you and want you to be happy that I want her to be happy too, so that she will stay. So she will be who you want. But as I watch, she is nothing that you deserve. She is not the light I wanted for your shadowed life.

I'm not good at this part. Speaking on why I am being so cold, so frustratingly distant and cruel.

"Why are you like this? " He asks me. He's frustrated and concerned as if he doesn't understand already. He must, as we've done this distant dance before. Years ago, when he first told me he loved me.

"Because I'm fucking tired. Leave me alone."

I'm tired of being kind to someone who doesn't deserve you. Tired of you choosing completely trashed souls.

I want to scream it, but I keep my teeth clenched.

What he don't know is that I have watched him a long time in pain. That pain has traveled and made it's way to me everytime through some sort of magical link. I have desperately saved him from me just to watch him be cursed ever since. Everything I did was in vain.

Like a moth to flame, he attracts pain every time. Selfish as I am I won't ever be selfish when it comes to him i realize. I will not make him choose. So, I stand out of the way and prepare for the anguish that is to come.

[askcitruslullabies]

Helloo

FIRST OF ALL I JUST HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS FOR HITTING SO MANY FOLLOWERS YOU DESERVE THEM ALL AND UHHH WHEN IT COMES TO ALL THE FICS YOU WROTE WHICH ONE HAS TO BE YOUR FAVORITE? ──★ ˙ ̟🎀 !!

AHHH! if it isn't my favorite anon!🎀

Thank you soso much! Honestly, I wouldn't have been able to get so many followers without so much lovely support.

And hmm.. that's a toughie.. for fluff, it would probably be Our Warm Bed (the one I wrote for you)

And for Angst, it would have to beeeee..... I Did it For You

Thank you so much for stopping by with such a lovely question!!💛

[werepuppycreations]

Let me.. do it.. for you..

..kermie.

[veryspecialfungus]

"#Gisu: the Psychonauts version of Tony Hawk?" i know what you're saying but all I can think is Gisu getting tony hawked in her adult years as a well-known engineer and agent. She goes into public to get groceries or smth to make a potato battery or smth, gets up to the cashier, and is told "wow! you look like gisu neruman!"

though knowing gisu she'd probably find the whole thing so funny lmao

Anon, I like the cut of your jib. Just, yes, to all of this.

I was going to say that, unlike Tony Hawk, at least Gisu would never do an NFT line to shore up her flagging popularity and notoriety but... Literally who am I kidding, she would be all over NFTs. I'm picturing her calling Norma, cackle-screaming into the phone "...And it's just a URL! Just a URL!! They don't even get to buy the artwork! These idiots are eating it up! I'm making so much money!" while Norma squints her bleary, watery eyes trying to make out the 2:24 AM display on her alarm clock.

[cannotflyarc]

@heygutlcss's raefer mcclellan sent: tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

a definitive weight has been lifted off her scalp. she hadn't realized how drastic that weight was until now. until she can look down at the hair on her lap, between her fingers, slowly being gathered to tie a ribbon around so he could sell it. seeing the stray curls around her doesn't feel real. when johanna was younger, she sobbed whenever a governess cut any amount of hair off of her head to the point where she eventually learned how to do it herself. her hair was the only control she had over her life. how she twisted it into a braid on a day to day basis or piled it up on her head -- that was freedom. johanna told herself that she would never have to cut her hair. no one would ever cut it off her scalp either.

but all they have is their few belongings, the clothes on their backs, and her hair. johanna grabbed for as many coins as she could carry on her way out. not enough to look suspicious to the staff as she uttered another fib about where she was going, but what she hoped to be enough to get them out of the country. it had gotten them this far. her hair would get them the rest of the way. besides, it's not just the two of them: her and riff.

glancing down at her stomach, she wonders if this baby already realizes how loved they are for her to give up her hair to give them a better life. there's hardly a bump on her stomach yet, but she knows they're there. they're loved ( despite the chance that they might not be riff's ).

❝ you'll get enough for that? ❞ she asks, voice wavering as he tucks a stray hair behind her ear. all the crying johanna had done during the process, she'd blamed on the reason they're finally running away from the judge in the first place. both of them knew that wasn't why. she'd put more love and care into her hair than she ever had for herself. even when the judge pulled on it hard enough to draw blood, she would wash it out and style it as if she was the proper lady she paraded around acting like. from the moment she met riff ( met, not nearly burst into tears and considered slapping him ), he knew how much her hair meant to her. ❝ i don't . . . i don't have much left -- ❞ it's to her shoulders now, but johanna can't remember the last time her hair was that short ❝ -- so it better be. ❞

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[stabby-apologist]

(S2) Edward to Kristen: I love you, I did it for you!

Edited: (S3) Edward to Oswald: I would do anything for you.

(S4) Riddler to Lee: Fine, if this is what you want, l’ll do it. For you.

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[yeagrave]

my contribution to this trend🙇

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗