Another day missing cigarettes but not missing cigs cuz of how awful my body felt but missing the occasional drunk cigarette but also not drinking anymore but also missing drinking but not missing drinking because of how awful my body felt but missing a drunken cig but also-
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this goes hard
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*jennifer Coolidge voice* makes me wanna blow my fucking brains out real bad
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NOW ITS ALL OVER MY TONGUE AND STILL IT HAS NO TASTE CUZ WITHOUT YOU THERE IS NO ME 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
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Laying face down listening to selfish machines nothing has changed since middle school
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🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
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It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande
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this too shall pass
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puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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Been on bed rest all week with no end in sight
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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
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closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie
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fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"
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IMPORTAMT!!!!
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not now. mommys making a 0 note post
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