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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

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I've been thinking of nothing but the harris campaign for days and I still can't fully comprehend that it was real

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I sure did pick a bad time to move to the south

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been sitting on this one for a WHILE

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Crazy how kamala Harris had a landslide win guaranteed when she first announced her campaign and then completely fucked herself in every way trying to appeal to republicans and moderates and racists and fascists and genociders and etc. nice job

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So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

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I’ve been misgendering my lizard for 5 years

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I will fix my own life but don’t get me wrong I will NOT be happy about it I’m digging my heels in kicking and screaming the entire way to success

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low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

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it really is a travesty i don’t have a penis because id be doing shit with it that nobody on this earth has ever seen before

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a rat king is a kind of polycule

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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I think I was just overdue for a good ole scream at my mom cuz I feel great now