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Does anyone ever really make it out of the situationship with their ego intact
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Plans for tonight:
4 blinkers
Noise cancelling headphones
Re listening to Perverts
Get so anxious I throw up
Brush teeth go bed
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wishing everyone a very good luck getting through january-march without killing yourself
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Is it insane to apply somewhere cuz the cashier flirted with me once
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#this video has ruined the way I communicate with my roommate#we are constantly doing the evil advisor bit to convince the other to do something stupid and it works everytime
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My pussy isn鈥檛 fat that鈥檚 my primordial pouch
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Call me black hole sun the way I haven鈥檛 come yet
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Timmy turner: man I am so depressed like clinically. Cosmo Wanda I wish I was not depressed anymore
Wanda: sorry timmy that's against da rules...we can't interfere with mental illness ):
Timmy: fine i wish I had xanax
Cosmo: ok *gives it to him from his pockets*
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