#i deliver

[emthimofnight]

werehog sonic and shadow to further push my "shadow should be manhandled more" agenda :)

[kentuckyfriedmegumi]

more itafushi kisses

[secretblogofdog]

Fantastic ask response!

And it did give me an idea…

After it’s born, the alien sits there and settles its tentacles and feelers shifting around before…it decides…it’s not ready for the outside world just yet…and starts to move back towards your open legs…

As I lie back, panting, I feel a prodding at my sore vulva. "Baby? Baby, what are you--" As a feeler plunges back into my used hole, I groan in protest. "You're out, sweetie, just--just stay THERE--" Another joins it, until my alien offspring is worming its way slowly back into me. My cervix is already in the process of closing back up, and for a moment, the baby seems comfortable to stay entirely wedged in my birth canal, which makes my pelvis bulge obscenely. "G--get back out," I whimper, trying to bear down and push it out. Instead, it latches on its feeler to my cervix and resists, puffing out its body to stretch me even farther. "B-baby, please, please!" I cry.

It takes quite a few tries for it to find the closing hole that it came from, but when it does, my back arches so far I worry about something breaking. It's invading me again, coming back to the place it was made, and I'm not ready, not now, not yet!

More and more of its mass fills my belly out once again, and as the feelers begin to stimulate my walls, I can feel when the umbilical cord makes contact again. As the new placenta begins to fill with fluid, I reach down absently to my cunt. "W...welcome back," I pant in defeat, staggering back to bed.

I'm sure it'll let me know when it's ready...right?

[superwavesmasher]

[patfr8]

This two make me so happy. Soft Halstarion

We know Halsin can’t sing, but I think he knows how to play. And Astarion has such a lovely voice…

[ringleaderscarletshadow]

A Day Off in Metropolis "with Adrien"

Ship(s): Chloe/Tim; Adrien & Chloe; Tim & Kon; Adrien/Kon

Rating: Gen Warning: None Category: F/M; M/M Media Type: Fic Word Count: 2,222 Additional Tags: AU - Scarabella, Day Off, Coffee Shops, Not Necessarily a Coffee Shop AU, Adrien is Adrien Allen, Bio-Dad Barry, Miraculous Holder Chloe, Miraculous Holder Tim, Fluff, Crushes, Kiss, Confessions, Wingman Kon

Summary: Chloe's day off with Adrien ends with him abandoning her to tackle her emotions alone. He is lucky that she was willing to look past him being a jerk in favor of trying to get to know the tired dark-haired man in the booth.

Note: I made this for @babyyouremyangel after this post about Chloe/Tim. I saw a rare pair giving me sad eyes and I could not say no. This is the first of hopefully many more pieces to come for people on Tumblr requesting to see these amazing pairings!

Ao3 Link: A Day Off in Metropolis "with Adrien"

“Adrien, are you being serious right now?” Chloe crosses her arms, staring down the dark-haired man across the shop.

Adrien had invited Chloe out for the day. It had been a while since Chloe had a break from traveling. Taking over a fashion business from your parent’s control was rather busy and exhausting.

It took quite a bit of work, but Chloe and Zoe made up. This is why Chloe could take time to hang out with Tim while Zoe kept an eye on the company for her. Obviously, if there were any emergencies Chloe would drop everything to go back.

Instead of being work busy, she now was given a new job. Helping the poor man that looked as bad as Marinette does when she overworks herself with commissions despite Chloe’s warnings. 

“Do you know that guy over there? I feel like he is right up your alley.” Chloe narrows her eyes at him.

“Chloe, it is rude to stare if you are not going to talk to him. Also, I am still looking for someone. He seems nice but not quite my cup of hot chocolate.” Adrien shakes his head.

“You and your hot chocolate. One day I will buy you your own hot cocoa shop. I am sure we can find someone competent enough to make decent chocolate.”

“Chloe, you are avoiding the topic at hand. Come on, let’s go say hi.”

Adrien gently grabs Chloe’s hand, dragging her along. It is not that she did not want to go meet this guy. It was quite the contrary. It is just… after her last attempts at getting into a relationship was so toxic, she did not want to repeat that.

The only relationship positive for her is that Multimouse and her had a mutual falling out after a couple months of dating. They both learned a lot about themselves and helped each other heal. Despite not knowing each other’s identities, they left on good terms.

However, this was different. It was a guy. It took Zoe smacking some sense into her that her love for Adrien was merely platonic and the showiness of needing to be next to him was only a cover up of her denying her true romantic feelings. Utterly ridiculous but right.

Chloe was too caught up in her thoughts of relationships of the past to realize that they made it to the booth of the dark-haired man’s booth. She makes eye contact with him and that’s when it hits her.

‘Oh shit, it is Multimouse all over again.’ she thinks to herself.

“Hey there, my friend and I saw you were over here by yourself and decided to extend a hand of companionship.” Adrien shines a smile as he offers his hand.

Chloe’s face goes red. Did Adrien seriously not realize how he sounded? Of course he did not.

She gets saved a little when another young adult grabs his hand instead. His leather jacket and sunglasses give off the exact vibes that she could not stop the smile appearing on her face as she stared Adrien down. He flusters horribly.

“I think we can certainly use some companionship here. Say, are you Alya’s camera man? Lois talks about work when I visit, and I want to say I have seen your picture before.” 

“I- I am Alya’s camera man. The name is Adrien.” The man cuts him off before he can continue.

“An Allen. An alliteration like mine. I’m Konner Kent though I go by Kon. This sleeper here is Tim Drake.”

Kon rolls his eyes with a soft sigh. Tim had fallen asleep after his coffee. He goes to poke the man, but Chloe grabs his hand. 

This draws Kon’s attention immediately. Instead of getting mad, he raises an eyebrow. That shifts to surprise as he meets her eyes.

“You are the sister. Zoe has mentioned you quite a bit. I am glad to see you have grown so much as a person. No need to apologize for your reaction. I owe both Tim and Zoe a solid so consider this a two birds with one stone situation.

Come on Adrenaline, let’s leave the two to connect. I can bring you over to my favorite shop. It is like a coffee shop, but it only serves hot chocolate.”

Adrien’s jaw drops. Chloe sends Adrien a wink as she watches him get dragged off. She also says thanks to Kon under her breath. He mouths ‘you are welcome’ as he leaves. She knew he would hear it.

Now, this was the tricky part. Introducing herself to a new person. She could feel the hit of romantic attraction toward him. Except, the thing she wanted was a new friend that no one helped her. 

Well, without helping by directly introducing them. It was hard to explain. Yes, she was getting help unintentionally by her sister as well as Tim’s friend, but she was being given the freedom to do the conversation herself. It was nice but also a bit scary.

Chloe gains the confidence to sit down at the booth. It was no use to wake up Tim since it was clear he needed the sleep. She would wait out the sleep no matter how long it took. 

She may have underestimated how long it would take. Her and Adrien had gotten there at about 3 in the afternoon. It was now getting to be 7. 

She had read through the newspaper twice, done both the sudoku and cryptoquip. Chloe had only gotten up a couple times to use the bathroom and get a drink. It was getting too late to stay any longer.

Chloe gets up, making sure to be quiet. She approaches the shop owner. They let Chloe know that it is quite alright as whenever Tim comes to town, he tends to fall asleep. He was given an honorary key.

“Tim’s not from Metropolis?” Chloe’s curiosity pokes through.

“Not at all. He is one of Bruce Wayne’s kids.”

“The Gotham Billionaire, Bruce Wayne?”

“Yup,” the owner nods along as they leave the shop. Chloe is left to be with the information and Tim.

“Well, this is surprisingly not the first time I have been stuck in a shop. Last time, it was just me and the shuffling of Marinette’s sleep sewing. I still have no idea how she does it.”

Chloe makes herself useful by packing up the couple items that Tim had. A laptop and glasses that had fallen off his face. 

“You seem to be quite the researcher. I wonder what you keep an eye on. Billionaire child life can be quite ridiculous.” She mutters to herself.

“Mostly crime,” Tim lets out as he yawns.

Chloe jumps at the voice. It was the first time she had heard him speak in the 4 hours they were in each other’s presence.

“Did Kon make you stay with me? He knows that Vin gave me a key. Wait, I could have sworn there was a guy alongside you.”

“Adrien went off with Kon. Something about work. I had no idea about the key thing, but I willingly stayed to make sure you still had company.”

Tim’s kind smile to her would have been enough of an answer on its own. It did not stop there, and she did not know where the confidence was coming from. 

“Would you like to go out for dinner with me? You waited all this time so I should treat you. Unless there is something else you would like to do. The night lights of Metropolis are rather bright but pleasant.”

“Certainly, more welcoming than Gotham’s,” Chloe lets out with an accompanying chuckle.

“You can say that again. I am surprised you seem aware of Gotham’s reputation. Have you been before?”

Tim throws his satchel over his shoulder. He offers his hand to Chloe as he motions to the door. She gladly accepts, walking the two out of the shop.

He did not press her for an answer to his question. It had been more rhetorical even if he did want an answer. Her presence and willingness to hang out with him was more than enough to make up for it.

The two make their way down the streets of Metropolis. Chloe takes in all the sights. It was nice to have a guide familiar with the town while also not being from it. It gave a nice change of pace.

She catches herself looking into Tim’s eyes multiple times throughout their walk. It is not until they make it to the steps of the Kents’ residence that it hits her. She had never answered that question he asked. 

“I have never been before,” Tim gives her a slight head tilt. “You asked if I had been to Gotham. The reason I know so much is I have a business meeting there next month. It is with Wayne Enterprises.”

“Oh, I see. That will be quite the experience. I guess I will be seeing you again soon.”

Tim shines Chloe a mischievous smile. She takes a moment to think over his words. It would make sense since he is a Wayne.

He places her crooked finger under her chin, raising it up. She smirks back, knowing exactly what he wanted to do. She wanted to as well. Yet her confidence did not peak through.

“May I kiss you, Honeybee?”

“You knew this entire time, didn’t you, Stallion?”

The two collectively laugh. How they both were able to figure each other out is a match made by the kwami themselves surely. Who would have seen the Bee and Horse meet then fall for each other?

Chloe finds her confidence, leaning up to start the kiss. Tim supports her waist as he reciprocates it. There was no denying their connection now.

A cough from behind them gets apart. Chloe throws her arms cross. Adrien gives Kon a kiss on the cheek before coming down the stairs, dragging Chloe away. 

She does not fight her friend’s actions. Chloe simply gives a wave to Tim as she mouths ‘see you next month, Stallion’. Adrien shakes his head in support.

When they get far enough away, Chloe breaks at Adrien. She just had to know.

“How did Tim know about me being Honeybee? That was an entirely different personality than my normal one. He was easy to find out cause his miraculous was just laying on the table ready to be taken. Pollen’s comb is hidden under my ponytail.”

“He’s a more precise version of Marinette’s stalking abilities. You know how she used to have my schedule down to the minute but would occasionally get things wrong if a sudden change happened? Tim would have already known and planned accordingly.”

“That’s mildly concerning. It is a good thing he is not a villain.”

Adrien nods in agreement. There would be no stopping him if he ever became a villain. Though it would be interesting to know how they would have worked out for a relationship if Chloe had never changed. Villain Tim with evil bee Chloe. 

‘Huh, that would be quite the universe. I wonder if there is also a universe where Adrien is the Black Cat wielder and Marinette as the Ladybug wielder. Maybe there is one where I get the Black Cat. As if,’ Chloe scoffs at the utterly ridiculous thought.

Meanwhile back with Kon and Tim

“Are you going to admit that guessing her as the Bee wielder was a complete miracle and was just a nickname you pulled out of your ass?”

“Hey! No puns. Allen is rubbing off on you already. I had my suspicions that she was a wielder or at least, temporarily. I was simply taking your advice.”

“That’s where you went wrong. Being flirty right off is not for everyone. You got lucky. Say, you think you are the Ladybug wielder in another universe?”

“Anything is possible Kon. I doubt I would ever get it though. There is already a perfectly good Ladybug user in this universe. Of all the people to make a Ladybug in another world, I would be the last.”

Kon throws his arm around Tim. He looks him straight in the eyes, searching for the wonder in him.

“What if Chloe is the Black Cat in that universe? Would you want to be the Ladybug then?”

“Well what type of question is that Kon? I’m sure you would want to be the Black Cat in a universe where Adrien is the Ladybug. You already know the answer.”

“For the record, I would be your amazing sidekick with the peafowl miraculous. I would rock that fan.”

“Right and Adrien would be the Butterfly user. The villains would have the Fox, Turtle and Bee miraculous and be threatening to take over the world if they don’t get our miraculous.”

“Nah, they would be doing it out of pure evil. Imagine it is our siblings.”

Tim stares directly at Kon. He raises his hands up. He was confident in what he said.

“Can I get the turtle then, please?” Jon says as he appears in the room.

Tim facepalms. Kon’s smirk returns. There were times when he wanted to voyage out of the room. This was one. 

“Damian could get the fox and Zoe as the Bee. It’s perfect. What do you think?”

~

Note: I don't know what Chloe, Tim and Kon are talking about with these alternative universes. I mean, who would ever give Adrien a miraculous? Adrien Allen? A miraculous wielder? Pfft sure, that will happen the same time fashion designer MDC is Ladybug.

You know what else is ridiculous to think of existing? Maribat Menagerie a Discord for Rare Pair, Bio-Parent, and Strange AUs.

It is utterly ridiculous to think that anyone would ever create such a thing. Imagine if there was also a @maribat-menagerie tumblr for hyping up all those things.

What's Next? You're going to tell me that the "Ringleader" there writes all of that stuff and will randomly write the ideas that people what to see more of. scoffs As if

(In all seriousness, I do this because I love it all. I have to allow myself a smidge of in character promoting every once in a while, right? Plus, I enjoy seeing others' joy at the ships they like having pieces so hopefully you all enjoy, and I will always take suggestions. <3)

[justawriterofstuff]

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I hope this gets the enthusiasm out

Also AK!Jason or regular Jason

This is my sign!

[cag3dsong]

                              Morgan hadn't realised she'd been screaming, not until her dad had shook her awake and she had let out a gut wrenching cry, launching herself into his arms while still tangled in the covers but she doesn't care. Hands grip the hem of shirt shirt, ensuring he can't go anywhere. Sometimes she still has nightmares about him in that hospital bed. She remembers him going away and not coming home for weeks. Pepper had explained to her that he'd been hurt, had even taken her to see him in the hospital when he became more stable— it's stupid, she tells herself the same thing every time she has the dream, he's here, he's okay, but even now he's not the same.

Tony tries to hide it but she's his daughter, and perceptive as hell, and sometimes it scares her. She shuffles closer to him to bury her head in his chest, thankful for the physical comfort. " Dad. " She croaks out through her tears, the sobs slowing to sniffles. She doesn't want to tell him what the dream is about, doesn't want him to feel guilty. Forces herself to pull away and take a shaky breath, wiping under her ears to clear the tears as she blinks up at him with watery gaze. " I- I'm okay, it was just a bad dream. " she tries for a wobbly smile but it looks more like a grimace.

@t0nystrk sent: 😴  -  a  starter  where  my  muse  is  comforting  your  muse  after  a  nightmare. + ( morgan )

[oldsouldreamer85]

Hey💜

Just know that you are beautiful and loved. Everything you do is perfect and appreciated. Everything you say is interesting and inspiring. Keep it up my beloved friend 💜 know that I love you so much and I'm thinking of you even though we don't know much about each other and talk to each other. And if we do, please know that I adore you so much, and you have a very special place in my heart, all of you 💜 just little me, reminding you how wonderful you are, in case you need it 💞

Ooh, Yelena!! 🥺💗💜💖 I really needed this today, honey. Thank you. You're a good one. One of the best, babe. Never forget it. 🤗💕

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[chipistrate]

A normal Wachowski brothers afternoon

og under cut

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[pangur-and-grim]

the problem with ordering food is that you’re immediately like I shouldn’t have done that…….i shouldn’t have spent that money…….but then the food arrives and is so delicious (and GOOD FOR YOU!) and you live to smile another day.

[doubledudeski]

pics that make you go "oh I KNOW he eated a trash"

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

[mcr-themed-brain]

As someone with an undiagnosed disability (99% sure its fibromyalgia) that I've had since I was a little kid, I've never understood why adults feel the need to enter the Pain Olympics whenever a kid says they're in pain.

I cannot tell you how many times an adult told me over the years that "you're too young to be in that kind of pain" or the classic "wait until you're my age", insinuating that I was a little bitch who could never grasp what true pain really is.

Just yesterday I was in class and a guy near me mentioned that his back hurt, which our teacher heard and said "you're too young, just wait until your 50s, then it'll really hurt", and I hear this guy very quietly say that he has scoliosis.

It's so annoying. Why do you need to win the Pain Olympics? Why do you need to prove to a child that your life is harder than theirs? This is the reason I didn't know I had chronic pain until I was 16