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The fact that Bennett is the only character that could become the next pyro archon after Mavuika is hilarious to me

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The hero of Time is only remembered as a legend in the same place that he doomed when he left

The hero of Time died alone, his soul never getting the chance to see that, one day, someone would finish what he started, bringing a new day to all those that defied the gods

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I don’t want a sequel to Wind Waker, that already exists (Phantom Hourglass is so underrated it hurts)

I want a sequel to PH that is a prequel to Spirit Tracks

I want to explore the land prior to the tracks and the trains with an adult Wind but still in the toon link artsyle

That’s what I want

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DARK CACAO LEGENDARY COSTUME LETS GOOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE DEPRESSED OLD MAN

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I’m playing Wind Waker (yes, again) and I got the max bomb upgrade and WHAT DO YOU MEAN 99

THIS CHILD GOES AROUND CARRYING 99 BOMBS OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO BE CHAOTIC ITS COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED LMAO

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Linked Universe fandom, I have one simple question for y’all. I’ve been in this fandom for years, waiting for each new part of this story and loving these amazing characters, but something had always bothered me, not in the wrong sense tho.

Why is Wind sometimes called Tune?

I know the reason, War of Eras and all that, Time being called Mask bc he uses masks (and is prob traumatised bc of the time travelling) and Wars being called Captain bc he is a captain. But why is Wind called Tune? The kid would be proud to be the hero of the Wind, doesn’t matter if the WoE happened either before or after LU.

I don’t ask bc I don’t like it, I genuinely want to know where it comes from and all that. It’s just something I’ve always wondered about, not a big deal (but please respond, I need to know)

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Tumblr I don’t want notifications from idiots please stop

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Oh my god, people still get pissed at my toxic ships posts, this is great

Someone just called me an edgy teenager when I’m a grown ass person with my terrible adult life

Anyway, suffering from success I guess

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Training Session

“How about joining them instead of watching like the two lovestruck idiots you are?”

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Not that long ago I made a post about the ancients and the little traits I wanted to give em

So I’m upgrading that

After their awakening, these traits have more power, and can lead to a final transformation. This transformation is the blessing of those beings that saved them long ago (for context see my parents of the ancients post)

For Dark Cacao, it was the stone dragons (before they went “extinct”; my hc is that the black and white dragons are stone dragons bc they aren’t either flowers nor fruits), thus the tail and his future dragon form

For Hollyberry, it was merfolk (gem mermaids and their people), thus the scales that in the future will react to the water and make her a mermaid

For Pure Vanilla, it was Light Spirits, bringers of life in the most warm places of Earthbread (like Sherbet but without the ice), thus the third eye and the light halos, which evolve into rings and wings of light

For Golden Cheese, it was an ancient race of everlasting fenix that kept the concept of life and death, thus giving her her feathers that would transform her into her eternal fenix form

And for White Lily, it was the will of the Silver Kingdom and their fairies the ones that gave her her wings and horns, and now her wings will be bigger, brighter and stronger than ever

After they get their final forms, they are able to teach anyone with the traits how to obtain this form (example: Caramel Arrow’s draconic form, Raspberry’s mermaid form, Custard III rings of eyes and wings, Mozzarella’s fenix form, etc) (there is no White lily followers that aren’t already fairies) (no I’m not counting the cookies of darkness, those are NOT her followers)

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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN I SAID IT I SEE THE FUTURE

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Now imagine younger Wildberry meeting younger Crunchy Chip~

Oh noooooo, my hand is being forced against my will…

Please somebody stop me before I-

Some context:

*sigh* Looks like I made a WildChip childhood buddies AU. Whelp, too late to turn back now.

So anyways, this fun concept is not at all canon obviously. Just a what-if universe on what if these two knew each other as kids, both as young orphans taken in by their respective ancients. The timeline here is after the Dark Flour war but also before Dark Choco’s betrayal and Holly leaving for Beast Yeast.

Just to explain, Dark Cacao and Hollyberry agree to meet in person since they’ve stayed in touch in this AU rather than shutting themselves out. Just to talk about matters together and what to do going forward.

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*Rewinding hours before the boys’ “first” introductions in the art above.*

In one of the monarchs’ meetings unfortunately, when the Cacaoians traveled over to the Hollyberrian Kingdom, Dark Choco (who came to assist his dad) found a certain rascal who was supposed to be with Caramel Arrow back home:

Ah yes, the young cookie they rescued from a Cream Wolf trap in the wild. Ever since Dark Cacao saved his wolf family, little guy has been wanting to return the favour and his life debt.

Yeaaaaah, this was not supposed to happen.

Dark Choco struggled to keep Chip away from the king to prevent distraction but unfortunately lost sight of both him and his puppy in the Hollyberrian castle. Chip at some point split up with his buddy and now he’s looking for both of them in this giant maze of halls he’s never seen before. Lots of new sights and smells. Nothing like the bitter cold of the Dark Cacao kingdom. Where is he actually?

Until:

What a quiet, rude and strange-looking cookie! How dare he trip him! Who the heck reads in the middle of a hall anyway?! And not a single word or apology??

Whatever, he’ll exact his comeback later. The good news though? Chip found the king safe and sound ^^ (Looks like his little cream wolf brother beat him to it though)

Fortunately, Dark Cacao wasn’t too hard on the kid.

Meanwhile, Wild took in mind Holly’s lessons and with some self-control, left his encounter with this aggressive cookie to avoid further escalation. (See!! He remembers the Queen’s words of advice! :DD)

Holly was worried for a second since she’s aware that the Hollyberrian nobles tend to be harsh on the young street kid she took in. But she also became confused when Wild couldn’t say what House the other cookie was in. In fact, their dough wasn’t a berry flavour he could recognise at all.

But while they both went to snitch, they unfortunately caught their parent monarch at a busy time when they’re expecting to go and see a friend from the neighbouring kingdom any second now.

Some formalities and friendly exchanges later, the two ancients made some necessary introductions and uh….

Let’s just say Young Wild and Chip recognised the other cookie with a disgusted realisation-

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You WILL hate me for this but artfight is overrated and this years theme is lame as hell

Go ahead, block me for speaking the truth you are unable to understand (kinda)

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Crunchy Chip the violently shaking chihuahua.

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Just realized most of the male hollyberrians are chill asf and it’s the women the ones that are insane

I love it

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what if somethings similar happened to crunchy chip basically being something that looked exactly like Wildberry

Chip then sent a very angry and confusing letter

Bonus to show the fake WB because i thought he turned out cute. He's not part of the story or anything though dw.

I think he'd be a cookie in Mystic Flour's temple that genuinely just looks kinda like Wildberry.

Chip is severely confused.

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I ADORE the designs @/•Mr.Angel_And_Mr.Devil_Alt• (on TikTok) made for their #ANCIENTBEAST(AU), my babies <3333