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[lexi-the-demon-69]

The Awakening of White Apathy Rewrite // Chapter 1: The March Onwards

Here's chapter 1 of my rewrite!! I'll be making a Wattpad book for this very soon so it'll be easier to find the chapters! Stay tuned for that!!

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An eerie breeze flew gracefully through the air as King Dark Cacao Cookie and his warriors crossed the abnormally calm waters of the Licorice Sea. It was… strange, to say the least. The Licorice Sea was never this quiet… Yet, that was the least of Dark Cacao’s worries. Ever since a strange blizzard hit his kingdom, a horrifying outbreak of a pale ailment torments his faithful subjects, turning them into apathetic, deluded dogs covered in speckled bits of flour. Crumbling away day by day, with no chance of survival… The way his subjects coughed and wheezed out flour… begging for their suffering to end… forgetting their loved ones as strange selfishness took hold of their minds… It was gut-wrenching! Dark Cacao knew he must put a stop to the ailment from spreading any further and once a pharmacist informed him the source was traced back to Beast-Yeast, he knew what he must do. Though… he would rather do it on his own, he knew there was no convincing Caramel Arrow Cookie and the others. 

BUMP! 

The boat came to a sudden stop, causing the group to slightly lose their balance as they looked on with determination burning through their dough… They arrived in Beast-Yeast. Dark Cacao made a swift dismount, his cape flowing grandly behind him with each step he took, as he scanned the area for any hazards up ahead. 

“We’ve finally made it to Beast-Yeast!” exclaimed First Watcher Caramel Arrow Cookie as she climbed out of the boat. 

“But… isn’t it strange?” Inquired the Swift Dark Cacao Warrior, pulling the boat to shore. “I’ve never seen the Licorice Sea so calm! I barely felt a whisper of a breeze!”

“Right?” Remarked the Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior as he brushed himself off. “It almost felt like someone was watching over us…! Like someone expected our arrival…”

Caramel Arrow Cookie’s head darted left and right in worry, soon stopping when her eyes met with Commander Crunchy Chip Cookie, staring down at the slimy Licorice Sea below his feet.

“Crunchy Chip Cookie!” She shouted, “What are you doing?!” 

“Eeugh…” Crunchy Chip Cookie sickly squeaked, “There are a bunch of Licorice Monsters… lurking in the depths of the water! All… curled up and… motionless, yet… their eyes remain unblinking and ALERT!!!” He coughed with a gag, a shiver going up his spine, “AND SOME OF THEM EVEN LOOKED AT ME!!!”

Caramel Arrow chuckled mischievously, crossing her arms with a sly smirk… oh, she knows what’s going on here. She took a step closer to her good friend, her mischievous demeanor still running rampant.

“Are you afraid, Crunchy Chip Cookie?~” She questioned smugly, “This is merely the beginning of our journey, you know!~”

“WHAT?!” Crunchy Chip squawked in denial, “No! I’m not scared! A Commander NEVER gets ‘scared’, Caramel Arrow Cookie! It was just kinda… creepy, that’s all!”

“Heh!” Caramel Arrow scoffed, her smirk growing wider, “Alright, if you say so…~”

Crunchy Chip Cookie’s eyes widened as his face contorted into an offended scowl, his eyes shooting daggers into the watcher’s soul as her smirk grew into a smug grin. 

“YOU LAUGHIN’!?!?” He barked. 

“Nooo! Nooo..!” Caramel Arrow squeaked, trying her hardest to stop herself from laughing. “Of course not!~”

“Silence.” Dark Cacao ordered sternly. The group quickly silenced themselves, approaching their king to hear his commands. The king lifted his hand in the air, moving it in a circular motion. “There is a thick scent of raw flour in the air… Flour fog must be nearby…” 

The Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior raised an eyebrow… that didn’t sound good at all… That fog was ripe with the pale ailment, he was sure of it and there was no way on Earthbread he was going to get infected. He looked to the king and asked;

“Won’t we be infected with the Pale Ailment if we come into contact with the fog, Your Majesty…?” 

“Yes…” Dark Cacao affirmed, “That fog is the same that hit the Dark Cacao Kingdom not too long ago… It is dangerous to continue forward… Only a fool would venture into it without proper protection…”

The Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior sighed, his hand stroking his mustache. It was a good thing he came prepared…! The warrior quickly pulled a bag off of his shoulders and placed it gently on the ground, searching through it persistently. 

“Hey!” Crunchy Chip Cookie looked on with confusion, “What’s the bag about?” 

“It’s a bag I have prepared before our voyage to Beast-Yeast, Commander!” The Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior replied, “It has everything a warrior would need when venturing to an unknown land: Water, Food, First Aid, Compas, a map of Beast-Yeast…!” He sighed as he pulled out a strange tablet, “You never know what will happen, so it’s best to come prepared!” 

“That’s… honestly really smart.” Crunchy Chip Cookie admitted, side-eyeing Caramel Arrow with an accusatory glare, “How come YOU didn’t prepare a bag, First Watcher?~” 

Caramel Arrow Cookie glanced back at the commander with a very unamused look, knowing full well the idea of preparing a bag didn’t cross Crunchy Chip Cookie’s mind either. Crunchy Chip smirked victoriously, looking back at Dark Cacao and the others with a triumphant exhale from his nose. The Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior handed the tablet over to Dark Cacao Cookie to let him examine it. 

“This is a cacao tablet the pharmacists prepared for our voyage.” The warrior explained, “They said it should help keep our heads clear, even through the fog.” 

“Hm…” Dark Cacao grunted in approval, “Very well.” The king broke the tablet apart into smaller pieces for the group to share. “Let us share this tablet.” He declared as he passed out a piece to his warriors. 

The group each took a piece of the tablet, took a bite, and swallowed it… Well, to the best of their ability. Unknown to them, the tablet was the most bitter thing they had ever tasted! It was as if spite had a flavor! The warriors recoiled from the taste as they tried their hardest not to spit it out or vomit!

“EUAAAAAGH!!!” The Swift Dark Cacao Warrior gagged, “SO BITTER!!! What on Earthbread was that thing MADE of?! Disappointment and broken dreams?! Not even the cacao nibs I first ate as a child were this bad!!”

The Cautious Dark Cacao Warrior reluctantly swallowed his piece, beating his chest to make sure it would stay down. “I knew it would be bitter, but, not THIS terrible!” The warrior sighed, “I suppose they had to make it extra bitter so that we’d keep our senses…”

“Eugh…!” Crunchy Chip Cookie nauseously swallowed as he tried his hardest to keep his piece down, “M-Mmmmmm!!” He sickly smiled with a thumbs up, “T-That was so good! Y-you’re all so–HIC!! Weak….!” 

While the boys struggled to keep their pieces in, Caramel Arrow Cookie looked on with worry as the thick flour fog crept closer and closer to their location. They had to get moving, and fast before the fog swallowed them whole. 

“Your Majesty, up ahead!” Caramel Arrow said, her bow pointing toward the fog’s direction as she walked in front of her king, “The white fog is coming right at us like a huge wave!” 

The king looked on as the fog drew closer with each gust of wind. “You are right. We will be swallowed up by the fog at this rate…! Everyone! Stay close together, stay alert, be on your guard, and do not lose your way!” 

“Don’t worry, Your Majesty!” Crunchy Chip boasted confidently, “This’ll be a piece of cake! Nothing my instincts can't guide me through!” 

With pride in each step, Crunchy Chip stood proud and tall in front of the group, which made Caramel Arrow Cookie’s eyes roll to the back of her head. The commander turned around with a confident glimmer in his eye, pointing to himself as he puffed out his chest with conviction. 

“Just follow me!” He declared with an assured smile on his face, “My senses are as good as the Cream Wolves themselves!” The Commander turned back around and marched forward, his self-confidence practically radiating light off of him.

“That cookie is going to get himself lost…” Caramel Arrow sighed, her words hiding under her breath.

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That's it lol. Stay tuned for chapter 2!!

[dreamersdwell]

Lil thang.....

[howlkyatt]

Got into the cookie grind and crunchy chip is my absolute fave hes so goofy <333 honestly reminds me of wolverine LMAO

[brineoffire]

Aaaaand day 6 is a full drawing, so I’m going to start posting the cookie run pieces I’ve drawn. They’re a little old but I still love the game and these pieces! First up is Crunch Chip because he’s hot? Like I said these are older, so I have them posted to redbubble

[cornkernelle]

During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!

[azurbee]

My prediction for the new update

[purrpl-png]

puppy trio and their silly little ancients

[deadshadowcreature]

Twitter has been getting worse for artists lately

Here’s some stormbringer cookie and stormcacao doodles

[cuppajj]

Some characters as they appear within Beast Ancients AU (Info below)

Strawberry Crepe Cookie witnessed the rise of the Beast of Penance, and saw something so horrible that they could do nothing but run for their life. In the chaos, they left something very important to them behind; but the Saint is a kind one. He will return what was lost, and deliver his witness to the peace that was torn from them so long ago.

Pitaya Dragon Cookie sits chained underneath the Hollyberry Palace, studied day in and day out by the royal scientists on the Beast of Pride’s orders. They are hardly in cookie form anymore, only able to shapeshift if the monarch allows. Sometimes they feel like freedom is obtainable, but they often learn it’s only because Dragonberry likes to play games.

Princess Cookie can’t sit idly by as her kingdom falls into darkness. Her grandmother has put her entire family in her pocket, keeping them under strict control, but the princess hates control! She can't believe how complacent everyone is! Against all odds, on one fateful night, she donned an unrecognizable disguise and disappeared in search of help. She knows she's leaving everything and everyone behind, but she'll do anything to get her kingdom back. It's hers as much as it is her family's!

Silverbell Cookie has faithfully served his queen even before she rose to the throne, and watched as she strengthened their kingdom into a formidable force in Beast-Yeast. But he can't help but wonder why she seems so distant and unlike herself... in fact, something about the kingdom he swore to protect feels different. They swear to protect the tree, but now they eye the lands around them, swear to destroy an evil enchantress who prevents their queen from regaining her full self... as Silverbell Cookie continues to dutifully stand at her side, he asks himself, what has the Beast of Sovereignty done to his kingdom?

Caramel Arrow Cookie and Crunchy Chip Cookie swore an oath to stand by their king's side to the bitter end. They fought with him as he protected his kingdom from internal collapse. They watched with elation as he brought the Licorice Sea to kneel before them and never threaten the kingdom again. However, when the Beast of Solitude replaced their steadfast leader, their vows were put to the test as the kingdom was soon claimed by permafrost. While Crunchy Chip cookie had seen the writing on the wall, Caramel Arrow Cookie remained steadfast even as everyone froze around her. In her desperation to get through to the king, Caramel Arrow Cookie made the mistake of stepping out of line, her arm consumed by ice the moment she reached out to him. Crunchy Chip Cookie was quick to pull her away before she could be frozen entirely, and the two fled into the mountains. Crunchy Chip Cookie is looking for someone to help bring his confidant back to good health before the frost completely engulfs her.

[kriscantspeakgerman]

Take my hand...

[rain-cloudsky]

[ammifanart]

Caramel Arrow and Crunchy chip cookie <3

[honeydudedraws]

gah I loved ep 4 of beast yeast I rushed to draw this as SOON as possible. almost made me cry...

love the hc that awakened dark cacao has got four arms and a tail, all the more to hug his kids with ;]

[got that hc from @skyxiiocrkblog with this post!]

[howlkyatt]

[beepborpdoodledorp]

Artwork for the Dark Cacao fanart contest happening on Twitter, Instagram and Discord! Got kinda carried away with this one and I'm surprisingly proud of how it turned out lmao

also 🍋

[janayuga]

I think theyre neat