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firawren · 5 days ago
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Sir Walter is the "winner," if you want to call it that. He's earned the title of "Worst IKEA Assembler."
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I greatly enjoyed people's tags on this one! Special shout-out to Mr. Woodhouse and John Thorpe, who were mentioned by people as others who would suck but could not fit on this poll. Agreed, they'd be awful!
I asked you which Jane Austen character would be the best at assembling IKEA furniture, so now I must know...
Don't you dare yell at me for not including XYZ Character—do you know how impossible it is to pick only 11 Austen characters who suck at assembling IKEA furniture? There are way too many of them! So so many Austen characters would be destroyed even by a Lack table!
Reblog and share in the tags how the IKEA disaster goes down for the character you picked.
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javelinbk · 1 month ago
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“When we sang together,” Lennon told Mintz in one of their conversations, “Paul and I would share the same microphone. I’d be close enough to kiss him. Back then, I didn’t wear me specs onstage – Brian Epstein said they made me look old. So we’d be playing these concerts, in front of thousands of people, but the only thing I could see was Paul’s face. He was always there next to me – I could always feel his presence. It’s what I remember most about those concerts.”
Excerpt from 'We All Shine On: John, Yoko & Me' by Elliot Mintz (link)
With thanks to @anotherkindofmindpod for originally posting the quote
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cookie-the-bear · 1 month ago
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Would you tho?
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Close ups!
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Bouns Because i lobe u :3
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Really incorrect quotes
Dead Boy Detectives & fan-submitted lines for The Magnus Archives from the Rusty Quill Gaming & Giving 2019 event
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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 4 months ago
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Fontaines DC on Jools Holland 22/06/24 🖤
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Eddie: Now, listen, I've been a straight, God-fearing catholic boy for over thirty years, and-
*enter Buck, stage left*
Eddie:... and a lot of those years sucked, hail Satan, let's go.
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chaoticvi · 1 year ago
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(insp.)
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marionluth · 5 months ago
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Jason: We gotta take that break. Take that nap. Take that trip. Take that life. We gotta what we need, ‘cause this world will take everything from us…
Dick: Dude, that's deep… *realizes what J said* Wait, what?
Damian: I think I'm starting to appreciate you, Todd.
Dick: NO!
Damian: What? He even nailed the sequence of events!
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incorrect-rqg · 5 months ago
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Wilde: It's pride month Zolf. You know what that means.
Zolf: Huh
Zolf: What
Zolf: Do you want us to hunt like. Gay simulacra.
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heatherfield · 7 months ago
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New Girl
Incorrect Quotes + Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story [x]  
Bonus:
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icebluecyanide · 7 months ago
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Alex Rider + references to his mother S03E06 & S03E07 & S03E08
He had seen photographs of this woman and he was astonished to find her here. He knew that he was looking at his mother. He tried to get up, but he couldn’t. He wanted to hold her hand, but his arms would no longer obey him. He wasn’t breathing any more, but he hadn't noticed. The man and the woman stepped forward out of the crowd. The man said nothing; he was trying to hide his emotions. But the woman leant down and reached out a hand. Only now did Alex realize that he had been looking for her all his life. She reached out and touched him, her finger finding the exact spot where there was a small hole in his shirt. Scorpia, Chapter 20: A Mother's Touch - Anthony Horowitz
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wretcheddoll · 4 months ago
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Another thing I hate about what the show did to Marius and Armand's relationship is how Marius painting Armand is now being framed.
What was an act of love and devotion in the books and also a way for Marius to express his feelings about Amadeo and their relationship, is now turned into something perverse and objectifying. (And Amadeo gets passed around to other artists who use him sexually, it's gross and I hate it.)
"Centuries ago in a palazzo in Venice, he had tried to capture in imperishable pigment the quality of this love. What had been its lesson? That in all the world no two souls contain the same secret, the same gift of devotion or abandon; that in a common child, a wounded child, he had found a blending of sadness and simple grace that would forever break his heart? This one had understood him! This one had loved him as no other ever had." -TQOTD
It's so romantic in the books I hate how the show reframes it as just another horrible thing Marius did to objectify his sex slave in the show. Marius loved Amadeo so much in the books, he knew his bruised and steely heart, his flaws and rough edges, and he still loved him... He was NOT just keeping Amadeo around as a pretty slave to objectify and fuck.
It just upsets me :/
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chronicowboy · 2 years ago
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komotionlessqueenmm · 2 years ago
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Incorrect The Boys quote (2.0)
Homelander : Honey, Pumpkin, Sugarplum-
(Y/n) cuts him off : What did you do?
Homelander : Why does something have to be wrong?
(Y/n) gives him a pointed look, making him cave.
Homelander rubbing his neck nervously : I may or may not have destroyed your car.
(Y/n) fuming : YOU WHAT!?
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(1.0 here)
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*pulling up at a scene*
Bobby: Okay, how're we looking?
Buck: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.
Bobby:
Hen:
Chim:
Eddie: I mean, he's not wrong.
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waytooinvested · 7 months ago
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Lena: So. What’s taking you to Milan?
Kara: Oh no…
Lena: During your “big work thing”.
Kara: Okay. This isn’t what it looks like.
Lena: God, can’t you be any more original than that?
Kara: Not really no. Because, it looks like I’m having an affair, doesn’t it?
Lena: Yes it FUCKING does.
Kara: Yeah. And I’m not. What I’m doing is… I’m saving the world from an alien invasion.
Lena: You’re-what? No you’re not.
Kara: Yeah, I am… and I’m really sorry.
Lena: What? I mean y-y-y-you’re not. But why are you?
Kara: Because… and again, I am so sorry. That’s my job.
Lena: It’s not. You’re a Personal Assistant.
Kara: No. I’m a Superhero. Quite- quite a famous Superhero.
Lena: So that Superhero we see on the news that looks and sounds exactly like you…
Kara: Supergirl? Yeah that’s me. I wear glasses so no one can tell.
Lena: But why would you hide this from me???
Kara: Because when we first met, you, very charmingly, explained to me how Kryptonian powers work.
Lena: Did I?
Kara: Yes you did. It was basically the first conversation we ever had, and then immediately afterwards, like straight away you asked me what I did for a living. And I thought well if I say Kryptonian Superhero you’ll feel really stupid, so I said Personal Assistant.
Lena: Why Personal Assistant?
Kara: Because I thought it was so boring you wouldn’t ask me any other questions. You did though. You were very sweet and you asked loads of questions. Which I answered. Making it hard to go back from it on a second date… And then the relationship continued, and I don’t know, at a certain point I just realised it’s now impossible ever to tell you.
Lena: A certain point? What, like our wedding day?!
Kara: No, way before that.
Lena: So what did you think was going to happen in the end?
Kara: I suppose I thought something exactly like this was going to happen in the end…
Lena: Is this all really true?
Kara: Yeah. And I mean… I can prove it quite easily.
Lena: So… you’re not having an affair?
Kara: No, I swear I have never, EVER cheated on you.
Lena: But you have lied to me. Since the day we met. About what you do, what you care about, basically who you are.
Kara: Yeah… Yeah. That’s worse isn’t it?
Lena: …. No it’s way better. Just don’t ever do it again, okay?
Kara: It’s hard to see how I could.
Source: John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme
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