#homelander incorrect quotes

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect Quotes

(Y/n) - My tits are awfully heavy, mind holding them for me for a while? 😏

Homelander - I think you mean my tits. 😈

(Y/n) - ...😐

Homelander - ...😅

(Y/n) - ...😐

Homelander - Please! 🥺

[fartzsack]

The Boy’s shitposts but you can tell Hughie is my favorite

[annmaximoff18]

Homelander:All humans are repulsive and useless creatures.

Y/N: Me too?

Homelander: no, not you, you are the only exception

[tokoyamisstuff]

Y/N: I left instruction papers for you guys while I'm gone.

Homelander: ...mine just says 'John no'.

Y/N: And I want you to apply it for every possible situation.

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Maeve, walking into the room with a woman on her arm and a bottle of alcohol in the other hand: Nope, clear as fuck.

Annie, joining her, looking very tired: I meant that as a joke cause that line is so ridiculous. Life is shit.

Maeve: Cheers to that.

Homelander: Yes! Girls get it on.

Ashley & Annie at the same time: Done, girls get it done.

Maeve: Not me *winks at her date*

Ashley: Starlight told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." So I’m going to go get it, girl

Homelander: get what?

Ashley: unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N, a Deadpool variant, slides up to Daisy…

Y/N: hey gorgeous you seem stressed. what do you say you and me find a quiet place to help you decompress?

Daisy: Pool, you realize the risk right?

Y/N: what risk?

Daisy: if you give me too great of an O, I might kill you with my powers.

Y/N: if I died making you feel like you hit cloud nine, that would be a worthy death!

Daisy rolls her eyes and drags Y/N somewhere a little more private

For @scarletquake-n7

[cyrusthedragon]

Homelander: HE IS BEING SO DIFFICULT!

Black Noir, typing: gently, gently...

Homelander: *deep breath*

Homelander: William, will you please take V so you can finally stop fucking dying?

Billy: fuck yoself, cunt

Homelander: GGGRH-

Because i love that one 'Beauty and the Beast' line

[themistymountainscold]

homelander: now william do you know why i called you here? 

billy: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?

homelander: *stops pouring two glasses of wine.* accidentally?

[fuckingpajamas]

Based on early Homesick chat logs between Irish and I

[fleshthatfalls]

deep : my octopus got shot by a clown

a-train : why?

deep : because my octopus kept poking him with a  tentacle and saying 'whatcha gonna do about it, clown?'

deep : it happened on a bus

homelander : deep, color the dolphin

deep : did i mention the clown was my cousin?

homelander : color. the. pretty. dolphin

[komotionlessqueenmm]

Incorrect The Boys quote (2.0)

Homelander : Honey, Pumpkin, Sugarplum-

(Y/n) cuts him off : What did you do?

Homelander : Why does something have to be wrong?

(Y/n) gives him a pointed look, making him cave.

Homelander rubbing his neck nervously : I may or may not have destroyed your car.

(Y/n) fuming : YOU WHAT!?

(1.0 here)

[hoodlander]

Homelander, after commiting several atrocities: I got bored and you weren’t paying attention to me.

[annmaximoff18]

Y/N: Fuck off

Homelander: bad girl, and what about you?

The Deep: Fuck off

Homelander: What did you say idiot? Do you want to die?

The Deep: she...she insulted you first

Homelander: and? She is the only one who can do it, did you hear me, you idiot?

The Deep: yes boss yes

[tokoyamisstuff]

Ashley: Hey Homelander, this is Y/N, our new member of the Seven!

Y/N, thinking: I can fix him.

Homelander, thinking: I can make them so much worse.

[totallycorrectsupes]

Homelander: my ears are ringing I think I have tonight tits

A-Train: what?

Homelander: tonight tits

A-Train: you mean tinnitus?

Homelander: shut up

[fandomnerd9602]

Daisy: (huffs) im good at stuff too!

Y/N: I know that, baby. It’s called a pep talk, we give it to those who need it

Daisy: and I don’t?

Y/N hugs her…

Y/N: you’re beautiful, intelligent, and totally kick ass with your powers

Daisy: thank you baby

Coulson: can we focus on the mission here?

Y/N: this beautiful woman is my mission, sir!