#i cant make them lunch!!!
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i love cooking so much and the fact that none of my friends live close enough for me to cook for them is. 😐
#IM SO MIFFED#i know some of the greatest people ever and i cant take them soup!!!!!!#i cant make them lunch!!!#this long distance bullshit has me mailing STORE BOUGHT BISCUITS people#STORE. BOUGHT. BISCUITS.#IN THE MAIL.#oh my god.#moji muses
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i think you guys are onto smth..
i unironically got invested in this HELP
#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭#kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔#dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd#anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!!#takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve#both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year#newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :(#before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work#he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba#so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit#kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it#when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai#he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg#when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration#they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back#dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES)#and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed#ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again#this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#kunikida doppo#doppo kunikida#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws#bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain
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Tattooing the removed skin to keep is so fucking cool. Holy shit. That's incredible. Would you have to tan that? Would the ink need to go in while fresh and before it's dry? I know taxidermying humans has always been a problem but would doing just a piece of skin have that problem?
#mostly unrelated but it reminds me of a guy i hooked up with once#he was a strict practicing jew but i noticed when he took his shirt off that he had a tattoo#specifically something in hebrew#i was like hey i thought you couldnt have tattoos?#like one tine we had a house party and brought his own pan to cook breakfast with#to make sure he didnt cook with a pan that had ever touched bacon#ive driven him into town during a larp when lunch wasnt kosher lol#so i was very surprised#and he said he actually had a loophole#i dont recall what it was precisely but it was something like#technically it says i cant be buried with tattoos not that i cant have them#so its in my will that upon my death that part of my skin is supposed to be removed#that fucking rules#that always stuck with me as like a powerful expression of personal autonomy
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i need them to put eddie in a coma so he can have his own little coma dream realization
#like can you imagine#maybe he didnt reenlist#maybe hes got that perfect little romantic life he keeps thinking he had with shannon#maybe they stayed in el paso#or the three of them moved to la together when shannons mom got sick#and maybe eddie isnt a firefighter maybe he went into contracting or landscaping because he likes to work with his hands#or maybe he went into nursing because he likes helping people#but hes living a perfect little life with a son and wife and their white picket fence but he cant shake the feeling that something is wrong#he pulls aside for a firetruck on his way to work and something about it makes him feel funny like he misses something#and so he asks shannon when he gets home#hey did i ever apply to the fire academy#and she says no why would you have done that?? as she places a warmed frozen lasagna down on the diner table#he watches chris pick at his plate and swears that chris loved lasagna#and maybe hes out on his lunch break at the park and he hears a woman cry and run to find a man collapsed on the ground and shes panicking#so he tells her to call 911 and he starts compressions#the fire department shows up and hen and chim take his place and he fills them in before stepping back#youre good under pressure buck says from beside him#and eddie just kinda looks at him for a second because#he feels right#this feels right#being right here beside this man with a crooked grin on his face feels right#but eddie just shrugs and says well i was in the army kinda came with the territory#and then bobbys voice crackles through the radio buck i told you to stop flirting on calls get in the truck now#and buck returns an ay ay captain and winks at eddie before hopping in the firetruck#he watches engine 118 drive away and thinks he should be right next to buck in that truck#okay i got carried away but i need it#like there are so many possibilities for eddie coma dream and like#tim listen to me i need you to do think i need eddie to be put into a coma so he can realize that his life now is everything hes needed
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Why not combine them? You could post about MineDai eating pasta! Does Mine bulk with pasta? Does Daigo have a favorite pasta dish? Do they cook it together for a date night? Does Daigo even know how to boil water?? (Genuinely if you have any interest in posting about this please do, would read)
mine could, in fact, be the one who makes daigo pasta with a lil olive oil and salt and parmesan youre right ......
#snap chats#in MY world anyway ......#posts that inspired me to stop playing fps games to eat pasta instead <- im playing again later with my brother#bulking with pasta tho ..... im built like a cool stick you find in the forest but i love having pasta after a midday run ...#maybe not as a Meal meal but a quick meal just to have something afterwards yk#though would that not be lunch .... pasta lunch ... not a terrible meal for lunch actually...#idk i dont really eat lunch. unless that IS lunch.... idk dont ask me about the specific dietary habits of characters i dont eat#i dont imagine daigo has a favorite pasta dish- not that he doesnt like pasta its just not something he has strong opinions on#spaghetti's always a safe choice isnt it .... omg jollibees spaghetti ... i dont think he's had any but i just want JB spaghetti now ...#im full on pasta actually my stomach hurt <- just ate / contradicting 'i dont eat' statement#i cant imagine daigo and mine cooking together. maybe its because the thought of someone cooking with me makes me want to kill them#like im literally trying to cook here get out of the WAY. mine would be more nice of course he'd just have daigo wait if he was cooking#i should draw something with that .. i see it clearly. .. one day.#i just think itd be nice if daigo Wnated to help and insisted on it but mine's Deadass this time like. Go Away. Respectfully.#daigo'd prob joke about helping but then he gotta get hit with the Im Serious tone and now he's laughing while he walks away#like FIIIINNNEE WHATEVER guess he wont get the chairmans help <- the kitchen will not be burned down now#thats hyperbolic. moving on#youre right anon with the power of my mind i can make anything about my day related to minedai#i will be abusing this power indefinitely
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also in a very real way being a soap opera actress is kind of like. one of those half-baked dreams i have that i will never ever pursue. like if someone offered me an open role on a daytime soap opera wo having to audition i would absolutely accept. i would be like hell yeah id love to act these melodramatic dialogue scenes day in and day out. i cant tell u why. so i cant imagine someone doing that and then just moving onto being a serious actor in big high budget things and having legitimate fans who arent old ladies who watch abc every weekday at 2pm. a part of me is like why would you even wanna do that?
#developing one's craft as an actor while working on a soap opera is a skill i highly admire#like i dont consider it any coincidence that bryan cranston started in soaps#it's a fucking grind#idk there's just something about soaps that makes them so fascinating to me i cant explain it at all#and my mother's particular viewership of general hospital is something i respect and admire#general hospital is one of the only adult shows i remember seeing as a kid and not understanding#and then growing up and realizing that it's exactly as nonsensical as i remember#like so few things are that satisfyingly simple#and yet the actual show itself is completely convoluted#i. looooove. it#text post#tales from diana#why would nicholas alexander chavez advance himself in his career? i was enjoying him being my daytime tv buddy#those girls making tiktok edits of you now. they didnt know you back when i knew you bud. they didnt see u hustle#THEY DONT RESPECT U LIKE I RESPECT YOU!!!!!!!!!! no i wont watch any of your new work#but they wont watch general hospital. like i do. in the background while i make lunch#as it's meant to be enjoyed
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i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism
#im not a woman i just love that phrase so much#anyways sorry i havent been posting like at all ive been literally just playing botw#this is the ideal body structure for a man yall just haters#also whatever gender link has. thats me. i want that.#and honest to god its so much fun ive been having a blast. most of the time#some puzzles do suck dick and balls tho#and like. 10k rupees for a great fairy? jesus christ miss. what the scallop#but overall 10/10 experience cant wait to get to totk#unrelated to sidon but vaguely related to the post#me and my friends were going back and forth at lunch w sum fictional hear me outs#(no one wanted to hear me out for sidon (💔💔💔 theyre just haters))#we alll agreed that live action rodrick heffley (from the first two movies) is the ideal man. idc what yall say#one of them did say smth like oh you cant just put eyeliner on a man and call him hot#when like that's literally the rules?? sorry man i dont make them i just enforce em#but like thats written in lgbt law???#smh chat#anyways#im tired#my stuff#oh god that was a ramble#im so normal chat
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Can I ask for a preference for the DCA boys? Sun/Moon/ Eclipse. And if there is a specific AU version you fancy?
Oh, sure!
For the preferences I'm uh. Between Sun/Moon I refuse to choose? I see them as a set, Do Not Separate, and it feels unfair to choose between them. I'm very enthusiastic about healthy sleep, and own unholy amounts of glitter glue and other craft supplies, so it really just works out for a match. I love Eclipse too! Though I see him as separate*, not as intrinsically linked into the set, and given that Sun and Moon are the "originals" they win out over Eclipse**!
*Depends on the interpretation, of course, but if left to my own devices
**This, too, depends on the interpretation, as I've been known to simp for the Police Chief and perhaps a teeny tiny bit the Bounty Hunter in @naffeclipse's Syzygy in Dedication/ Sleuth Jesters
In regards to AU preferences that's already one point then, though uh. I've kind of made half a brand out of being entirely insane over also Naff's Cryptid Sightings Sun/Moon/Eclipse - all three just one being in this one, and big dangerous cryptid soft for one human is simply too much of a weakness.
Them being caretakers is always a plus, because I love the trope of caretaker confronted with being taken care of, does not compute (literally, in their case) and also just. Animatronic existence and the conflict it creates (not necessarily fighting, but the surrounding circumstances in the world, misunderstandings, getting to know each other and growing closer while exploring and appreciating differences as well as similarities, and how these intertwine) is my favorite, though as long as it's human and non human interaction I'm going to be fascinated tbh. As a queer neurodiverse person accepting and cherishing differences, and taking the time to truly understand the other is simply my bread and butter
I suppose I should also say I like my own AU boys too? I mean, obviously, I created them! Though honestly, there are so many versions and interpretations of the boys and I'll eat them all up, I'm really bad at choosing, so I suppose the bottom line of all this is...
#answer let luce#eiffelfeller#my issue is I am slow to read and also easily get overwhelmed#so I am eternally distraught over the fact that I will never get to see/ read everything that would bring me joy#I am more hesitant to approach human/ humanized aus#and. dirty secret. vampire aus somehow do not get me. something about animatronic vamps just makes brain go ? and thats it#WHICH DOES NOT MEAN I THINK EITHER CATEGORY IS BAD AUS#these are very subjective; obviously; they're my preferences!#I'm not dunking on anyone or any specific au#just what I noticed towards what I gravitate#I don't even want that in the main post because I don't want anyone to feel personally addressed#can you see how I'm an anxious mess?#<- refuses to choose between two fictional characters because that would be unfair to one of them#moon is my icon simply because im the sleep wizard#but just because my brand isn't crafts doesnt mean i cant also relate to sun#im rambling. lets post this because i need to get lunch gfhdjs
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as for me myself and i, winning is all i know lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#GIVE ME ALL THE RAP BATTLE CROSSOVERS I WILL DECIMATE THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER#*RIPS MY SHIRT OFF* AND I LOVE OFF THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK#WERE SO BACK NAH ITS WERE SO GAY CAN YOU BELIEVE PEARL ROLLED UP ON FYRE AND SAID YOU WISH YOU HAD A GF AS FINE AS MINE#AND MARINA THE SUBLIME (PEARLS WORDS NOT MINE) QUITE LITERALLY KILLED SHIVER WITH KINDNESS#*SETS MYSELF ON FIRE* OFF THE HOOK THE REST OF THE GIRLS NEED TO EAT TOO YALL CANT KEEP SERVING UP BY YOURSELVES LMAO#OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌#honestly this makes me wish the hypmic crew got fancy outfits lol#they showed up as themselves bc that’s all they need lol but it’s a special event!!!!!! pull up boys lol!!!!!!!#maybe when we get the 3rd drb we’ll get battle pngs of them in the bp outfits
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they should make a life that is easy
#brauughhh i want to throw up.#i hate it when i cant do things i know would make me feel better bc 'other people' exist.#couple of days ago the horrors were talking iykyk. and i knew it was bc it was 2.30 pm and i hadnt had lunch (12pm usually)#but bc im with my family we went to a fucking museum or something and. it wasnt fun.#i know the solution right now. the solution for me atm is to not rot in bed.#but i will NOT be walking around a place i dont know without any data or clue what tf im doing.#if i was alone i could. but theyre out there and if i want to go outside i need to find them.#which wouldnt be THAT big of a problem. IF MY FUCKING DAD COULD SAY WHERE THEY AREE RN.#i get it. im blaming other people. i am glad im here. its awesome im here and ive already done so much cool stuff.#i just.#i dont want to rot in bed right now. it will not help. but i cant do anything else.#sillyposting
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art students are suuuuch babies dude i actually can't believe all the profs are so nice i'd be grabbing people by the shoulders and shaking them and yelling "JUST REMIX THE FUCKING COLOR WHY HAVE YOU TAKEN 3 PAINTING CLASSES AND YOU STILL WONT EVEN ATTEMPT TO MATCH A COLOR THAT YOU MIXED BEFORE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME DO YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO DESIRE TO IMPROVE OR DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND THE PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS MAKING INCREIDBLE WORK IS ONLY OUTSIDE FACTORS YOU CLAIM TO HAVE NO CONTROL OVER RATHER THAN WORK AND A WILLINGNESS TO TRY CHALLENGING THINGS
#i actually was talking about this w one of my classmates during lunch today we were like yeah i feel like there's a lot of people who just#have tons of excuses all the time and don't really take it seriously and don't want to actually try hard#like in our classes we have noticed a lot of people like this this semester. and we have the little chat and then we go to class and the#whole time our other classmate is crying to me abt how her paints that she had mixed got too wet? in her stay wet palette bc i guess she put#too much water on the sponge? idk i use paper towels in a tupperware so idk what her struggle was.... 30 dollar palette btw....#anyway she was crying to me the whole time about how she couldn't possibly use those paints and i was like. cant you squeeze out more paint#to correct the consistency? and she was like no i can't remix them i don't remember what colors i used to get these specific colors#and i'm sitting there like. okayyyy. and then i was like can you not just use the watered down paints i think it actually is better bc you#can get really subtle blends and build it up slowly (the entire point of the assignment btw) and she was like no it's too watery even for#that (it wasn't) i encourage her to try anyway and she starts putting it down making no effort to blend in between layers and shows it to me#and it of course looks awful and she's like seeee it doesn't work. okay girl sure i guess just don't fucking do the assignment see if i care#like why are you complaining to me why are you not just MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO GET BETTER AT SOMETHING#what do you think school is FOR#and of course she had a headache. and of course she didn't sleep well. and one million other things. you're not gonna make it. you're gonna#apply for the bfa program and they're gonna deny you and you're gonna make up some reason it somehow wasn't your fault#god i hate to be mean i think it's valid to struggle and get frustrated OF COURSE i do it all the time but i never ever see her just like.#make something. without making up a million reasons why she could t do x better or get it done even CLOSE to on time#and there's like 6 of this girl. but she's the one who sits next to me so it just drives me extra!!! crazy!!!
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two guys i know just walked into my study hall said "I think we have an announcement to make.." then held hands at the front of the room and said "WE'RE GAY!!" to a room of about 5 people. i guess
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#true highschool experience for me is sitting down to cram all of my make up work i needed to do over the break into 2 study halls#(plus lunch)#because i was too busy going insane about the suckening and generally jerwee last night to focus#actually i still cant focus. but i have no other choice so#anyway couldnt make this up if i tried (none of us even looked up at them LMAO)
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could you at least consider lowering gas prices if you're going to take away my rights :3
#-my friend at lunch today#“yeah trump has this silly way of lowering gas prices where he actually just raises them” -my other friend at lunch today#im so angry and scared that ive been just laughing hysterically all day because i cant regulate my emotions 🤡#and making so many jokes#“and how many rights do we have??? zero!!!!”#and then my friend started a bit this morning where she started with#“you know i was so happy to have rights and i am so glad they lasted as long as they did” and then she kept going with#“and now id like to thank my dad for voting for trump”#and then we just kept coming up with people to thank#fucking help
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the 2001 planet of the apes is so good to me. like, the 1968 version will always have a special place in my heart because the makeup magic was... dare i say... very magical, but i liked how the 2001 one leaned into a more biologically accurate angle. like, those are straight up apes. no wonder humans aren’t speaking as a survival tactic, those things could hurt you without even trying. again, the 1968 one was so good and impressive but the fact that taylor could overpower the actors that were playing gorillas was a little jarring lol. which makes sense, cos so much of his escape plan relied on him being strong enough to push people out of the way.
this isn't a complaint btw! they're just people in costumes---they are still very much giving ape, but there wasn't much they could do about that on a physical level. so, when the 2001 had these big hulking gorillas and more accurate looking chimpanzee faces on the screen, i appreciated that detail about the humans exploiting their fear of the water. it leveled the playing field without making the fight against the apes look like a losing battle
#i do really love that u can still tell it's makeup though#i feel like people say that as an insult bc it apparently “takes them out of the story” but like. cmon#cgi or not they're not real apes either way#i explained this so horribly as per usual :(#but im just saying that those mfs---especially chimps---are STRONG#like if we wanna get technical the gorillas at the beginning had to have been making a conscious effort not to use ALL their strength#when they were hunting the humans in the 1968 movie#otherwise they prob just would have died/been severely injured by just being manhandled into their cages#i think the only hint of ape strength we got is when cornelius straight up murdered that mf just by whacking him in the head w a lunch tray#im no movie expert (far from it... i cant be trusted to analyze anything really) but i did rlly like the 2001 version for a lot of reasons#the first one obviously being what this post is about: addressing the natural strength advantage apes have. which is why they don't use gun#bc why even give humans a sliver of a chance to get the upper hand#also they officially addressed why they hate monkeys! i mean u could kinda assume why but the confirmation was nice lol#i lowk didn't understand how the apes rose in that movie like even tho it was weird in the 1968 version#at least they dedicated several movies to the concept#woah these tags got long! thank god for this sideblog cos im not even embarrassed about it#ah shoot i forgot to add actual tags!#planet of the apes#planet of the apes 2001
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man how do you tell someone you literally do not have the emotional bandwidth to deal with their breakdown
#Like. Hey stop sending me emotionally manipulative texts I keep having panic attacks when I see them <3#stop calling me 5 times in a row when it’s almost midnight and I have work tomorrow#like I /do/ care about you but I fuxking /cant/ with this#don’t text me shit like ‘I’m jealous that you can engage in your interests bc I don’t think I’ll ever be able to again’#bro I am GRASPING at the small amounts of comfort drawing and spn are giving me rn what do you want me to DO#I know I shouldn’t ghost#but that’s what I’ve been doing and I just.#fuck me dude I’m trying to put my focus towards finding jobs to apply to. Towards actually making my hours at my#Current job#bc I have family memebers dying and I need to visit them and the family that is around#Ugh I’m just. Maybe this would’ve gone differently if I wasn’t on the fucking brink already#but I am and I can’t and I cannot be the person you’re obsessed with#Anyways I’m on my lunch break crying in a park and I just want to stop existing#lea speaks#can’t wait to go back and work until 7 bc that’s the only way I can think to make my hours to visit my brother next week#Vent
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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy#so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall#for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense#so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u#which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone#but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were#already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant#be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players#intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you#So what happened here was.#There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see#a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids#could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room#if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking#stood on the table#but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything#and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch#next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention#??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve?#am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again#but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die#and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant#obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault#I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that
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