#i can't take them seriously

[mulletmik]

Rumour has it this how Bill reacted when he found out about Frilliam

[ssaraexposs]

YOUUUUUUU'LL NEVER TAAAAAAAAAKE US ALIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE

[soratsuart]

Y'know, I'm watching FMAB for the first time in my life (so no spoilers pls, I'm not done yet) and my favorite thing is how all the openings insist that Envy is, in fact, a good fighter, and then whenever they actually engage in direct confrontation in the show they get absolutely beat up

[xaden-ride-or-dieorson]

i get that xaden and violet's declarations of love and how much they care about each other are supposed to be romantic but honestly it is just complete and utter clown behavior. every time xaden says some overdramatic shit like

"I want you more than my next breath."

"Every day I wake up starving for you"

"My heart only beats as long as yours does, and when you die, I’ll meet Malek at your side. It’s a damned good thing that you love me too, because you’re stuck with me in this life and every other that could possibly follow."

"There is no me without you"

"My life, if it even existed beyond yours, would mean nothing without you in it"

"I would rather lose this entire war than live without you"

"I love you, the world does not exist for me beyond you"

"I'd kick his ass for implying there's any other future other than the one where you and I are endgame"

i'm literally just here laughing my ass off. like sir, respectfully, you need to calm the fuck down lmfaoo

and violet is just as insanely overdramatic. these two are perfect for each other, they're both such emotionally stunted overdramatic fucking losers and i love them sooo much

"I’ll die if he makes me wait any longer"

"You’re my gravity. Nothing in my world works without you."

King and Queen of DRAMA! lmaoo

[42bakery]

Once again, MotoE breaking the internet.

They do have the better social Media Team

[thankyoulevi]

Could Erwin's and Levi's chairs be any closer?

Attack on Titan

[chara-55]

"It was BOTH of us that tore your precious Skywarp to pieces, All for his useful metals!!! Wake up from your naïveté Thundercracker! This universe is only for the strong!"

You remind me of someone...my precious Skywarp

[anirritant]

pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that

[vibinginthebg]

Still some doodles of them :DD

[mintycurry]

Idk why but this looks kinda funny to me

GET HIM NO MERCY

[ddakhun]

[positivelyqueer]

Because I agonised for an hour or more this morning on how i would get groceries before 'allowing' myself to order them to be delivered:

You don't have to push yourself to your absolute limit constantly as a disabled person to prove you are worthy of care and support and recovery/improvement/symptom management. (I know this is a broad spectrum that varies for each person).

Abled people do strictly unnecessary things to make their lives easier all the time. You're allowed to do that too.

[hypotenussy]

fiddlestan is so funny because it's like "hi you look almost identical to the man I was head over heels devoted to to the point of leaving my wife for who subsequently ruined my life. let's make out. I'm sure there are no weird psychological undertones to this"

[flowers-of-tenebrae]

Some platonic ffxv headcanons:

Luna's favourite books growing up were crime and supernatural fiction. She liked learning about regional folktales, myths and superstitions too.

Meanwhile, Ravus as a kid preferred the historical and fantasy adventure tales. Y'know of knights, heroes and chosen ones.

Ravus taught Luna how to drive during one of his rare breaks from imperial military training. (You could say it was something of a crash course)

Noctis, if given the opportunity and he had no pressing responsibilities, would 100% rearrange his sleep schedule to catch a rare fish.

Ravus definitely jumped down from the top of the stairs at Fenestala Manor as a kid, but he'd never admit to it.

Luna's more likely to play as a character of a different gender in a MMO/RPG than Noctis. She'd relish the chance to be someone else for a change while Noctis, especially when he's younger, feels more comfortable playing a character close to home.

Older Noctis would totally be down to play as a GIRL (guy in real life)

Somehow, Ravus is the one with the most money in ANY of the games they play. (Don't ask him about his methods)

Bonus:

Ignis looks the best playing pool (out of the four). He's probably been hit on while playing.

Gladio is the first to buy the latest karaoke game. (He claims it's for Iris but it's not)

Prompto owns more rare trading cards than Noct because that's one aspect of life where his luck shines. He's lucky when it comes to gacha, prize competitions, claw machines - you name it.

(Noctis has average rng/gacha luck btw)

Gladio has the highest number of bowling strikes, not that anyone is keeping count.

They all play that squid-octopus splat game together. It's PVP time baby.

No one wants to play mahjong. They watch a movie instead. (Well, Ignis would play but only with other serious players. Wait, that's Ravus. Ignis joins Biggs, Wedge and Ravus' mahjong sessions)

Overcooked teams: Gladio/Noctis vs. Ignis/Prompto

[bixels]

I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...

[alshaverpressbox]

pawing at him like a cat but like. aggressively. like he means business. minnesota wild @ new york rangers, 2 april 2025