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Rumour has it this how Bill reacted when he found out about Frilliam
#I can't take them seriously#Posted this on tt but you guys can have it too#I was actually only doing these lil paintings to practice my lining and then I blacked out and this happened l#gravity falls#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#billford#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket
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YOUUUUUUU'LL NEVER TAAAAAAAAAKE US ALIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE
#sorry not sorry#it was so fitting for this scene#PARTNERS IN CRIME playing in background#it's literally their song#it's literally them#gremlin soukoku#i swear they're acting like tough guys when they're actually 15#it's hilarious#soukoku is too funny i swear#we get it you're cool but you're two teenagers also#i can't take them seriously#teenagers scare the living shit out of me#15 soukoku#skk#soukoku#bsd#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#dazai chuuya age fifteen#dazai chuuya 15
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Y'know, I'm watching FMAB for the first time in my life (so no spoilers pls, I'm not done yet) and my favorite thing is how all the openings insist that Envy is, in fact, a good fighter, and then whenever they actually engage in direct confrontation in the show they get absolutely beat up
#full metal alchemist#full metal alchemis brotherhood#fmab#envy fmab#i love them they are pathetic#solid favorite character right there#they're a horrible person#i can't take them seriously#NOT EVEN WHEN THEY HAVE THE SIZE ADVANTAGE COME ONNN#soratsu speaks
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i get that xaden and violet's declarations of love and how much they care about each other are supposed to be romantic but honestly it is just complete and utter clown behavior. every time xaden says some overdramatic shit like
"I want you more than my next breath."
"Every day I wake up starving for you"
"My heart only beats as long as yours does, and when you die, I’ll meet Malek at your side. It’s a damned good thing that you love me too, because you’re stuck with me in this life and every other that could possibly follow."
"There is no me without you"
"My life, if it even existed beyond yours, would mean nothing without you in it"
"I would rather lose this entire war than live without you"
"I love you, the world does not exist for me beyond you"
"I'd kick his ass for implying there's any other future other than the one where you and I are endgame"
i'm literally just here laughing my ass off. like sir, respectfully, you need to calm the fuck down lmfaoo
and violet is just as insanely overdramatic. these two are perfect for each other, they're both such emotionally stunted overdramatic fucking losers and i love them sooo much
"I’ll die if he makes me wait any longer"
"You’re my gravity. Nothing in my world works without you."
King and Queen of DRAMA! lmaoo
#the empyrean#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#fourth wing#iron flame#rebecca yarros#these two losers are so fucking funny#i don't care if this is supposed to be sweet and romantic it's literally soooooo fucking funny to me#they're both such dorks#such fucking clowns#just insane#listen maybe it's cause im ace but like genuinely they are so funny#i can't take them seriously#i love them both so fucking much
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Once again, MotoE breaking the internet.
They do have the better social Media Team
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I can’t look at them without thinking of colgate toothpaste
#fire emblem engage#I CAN'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY#FE heard that blue hair lords were too common#so they were like 'what if it was half and half?'
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Could Erwin's and Levi's chairs be any closer?
Attack on Titan
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pmd2 darkrai is funny to me why is he like that
#ik pmd2 darkrai might not literally be purple but its convenient to make them look different lol#also his eyes are greenish. i colour picked from the in-game portrait to check#i havent played other spinoffs but ik in the mainline games and anime/movies darkrai tends to be neutral or good#meanwhile in pmd2 gfsdfjshg i can't take him seriously he's so comically evil and it's so stupid and tbh i love it#it's said he avoids confrontation but also he clearly loves bragging about how hes soooo evil its so funny to me#bro thinks hes sooooo cool what a loser (affectionate)#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd2#pmd eos#darkrai#anirritant art
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Still some doodles of them :DD
#What's great with tua is that you can make any aus and say that it was one of the canon Timelines#five hargreeves#ofc he is the easiest one for me to draw I can't draw adults to save my life dshjds#Viktor Hargreeves#he deserves to be more violent on screen#allison hargreeves#there is one braincell for all the siblings and she has it most of the time help her#diego hargreeves#ben hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#my art#once again do not take this too seriously it's like half au/half hcs#idk how to explain but for me Five is as 58 as he is 13#He's making the biggest effort to tell his siblings where he goes for once#while bringing a gun of course#Luther and Diego makes me wanna jump off a roof to draw but I love them a lot too#tua#tua fanart#the umbrella academy fanart#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#the hargreeves#they make me very emotionnal I love them#ghost ben I miss you#I miss you sm n6 Ben#I shouldn't have given Klaus a shirt it was a reflex sorry Klaus#disclaimer I don't draw with references sorry I really try to :'))#they don't have the same faces every two doodles it's normal for now ahah
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Idk why but this looks kinda funny to me
GET HIM NO MERCY
#I can't take them seriously#I'm sorry wille#get his ass fr#but#y'all look hilarious#young royals#young royals season 3
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Man, it's cool and all if you see a metaphor for marginalisation in the monstrous, and if you want the power fantasy of 'what if you could just eat anybody who threatened you/pissed you off'. Me too.
However, as soon as you start saying 'no, these monsters are a 1:1 on Specific Marginalised Group, and you have to treat them in the fiction like they are directly representative of real human members of the marginalised group', BUT you also, in the fiction, make them hurt/kill/eat humans? And then try to shame me, your audience, for noticing or engaging with the bit where they kill people, because you made them directly representative of a real-world marginalised group? You have lost me, and also, I think, the plot.
#hear yourself. for the love of whatever you cherish.#'but they only kill bigots so ACTUALLY they're the GOOD GUYS -' your metaphor of monstrosity is entirely premised on the question of#'what if what you went around righteously killing; believing your actions to be justified;#were actually people and it was not in fact righteous or justified to just kill them'#'what if the world isn't neatly split into 'good guys' and 'bad guys'#who gets to decide who or what is 'bad'? because that's the original problem of monstrosity-as-metaphor-for-marginalisation#(if as a creator you say 'oh my intention with this was X' cool!#if instead you go with something like. well.#'well in this setting monsters are so rare it doesn't matter that they kill people and you'd have to be a homicidal sadistic psychopath >#< to hunt them; but sure I guess if you want to play a Bad Person' well I might have#but if you're going to explicitly judge me for wanting to engage with the moral question of 'how justified is this and who would do it#versus how justified are these monsters if they do have to harm or kill people to continue to exist'#then maybe I just don't want to play your game at all)#anyway I'm sick to death of poor uwu cozy vampires who are SO marginalised so I'm not Allowed to care about all the people they murder#it being fucked up is what's fun about it! do all the other shit but let me take the murders seriously!#and inb4 someone accuses me of being a bigot for saying 'actually I don't think you get a free pass to kill and eat people if you're gay'#remember when the CW's famously reactionary and conservative Supernatural tried to just gloss over the part where every time its heroes >#< killed a demon with a magic knife it also killed the person the demon was possessing#and say 'oh no it's fine we don't care about those killings; they don't matter; don't bother caring about them either'#but they were doing it to glorify exactly the kind of people that these 'monster as metaphor' stories are trying to cast as expendable?#I have other examples that are like. real dramas. but That Paranormal Show is the one that's in the same niche that I'm talking about here#it feels more insidious when it comes through a fantasy show where there are monsters involved#so you can say 'no it's not real so it doesn't matter'#but then ALL of it is equally not real. and vampires are not actually an oppressed group. because they don't exist.#you can say 'these vampires are a metaphor for an oppressed group so this fiction matters in real life'#or you can say 'don't care about the murders because they weren't actually real'#but you can't say both and then get mad at ME for treating the murders as seriously as the vampires#let me engage with your premise and don't waste my fucking time#or just set your fluff in the Sesame Street universe where vampires drink cherry Kool-Aid and help kids learn to count
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fiddlestan is so funny because it's like "hi you look almost identical to the man I was head over heels devoted to to the point of leaving my wife for who subsequently ruined my life. let's make out. I'm sure there are no weird psychological undertones to this"
#I can't take them seriously i keep imagining fidds accidentally calling Stan 'stanford' during an intimate moment#and immediately using the memory gun on him#billford this fiddauthor that. this is where the REAL toxic old man yaoi's at#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines
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I'm not getting into The Giving Tree discourse...
#personal#delete later#idk i just saw a post of the “alternate ending” comic on my dash and everyone praising it as an improvement and “fixing” the original#which i kinda resent#while tulli and i was taking my nephew to a book store we walked around the kids section and found the giving tree and we read through it#and i was so stricken by how profoundly sad it is. it's not a happy story#in the end both versions tell the exact same lesson. but one flat out tells you and the other makes you sit with a pit in your stomach#and work to find the answer#i dunno it's kids literature but kids literature is important. i don't wanna discredit anyone's bad memories with the book but also i think#sometimes it's ok to make kids a bit sad and upset with fiction.#tweet that goes “what if romeo and juliet didn't kill themselves and explained to the audience that family feuds are bad”#idk you can't seriously read the original book as an adult and say it's glorifying self-martyrdom#when the final drawing of the book is of an old tired man sitting on arotting stump with his hat fallen to the ground#again i don't wanna invalidate people's feelings if they enjoy the alt version i think it's really nice too. but the original has its#purpose too. imagine if at the end of the lorax they show that the boy did it and replanted the world happy ending#wait they did that in the movie shit#i dunno i just love somber children's literature. tulli and i are talking about moomin right now and how the series ends with the moomin#family just leaving. and nobody gets to say goodbye to them. their friends have to find ways to live with the emptiness they've left behin
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Underrated zosan: Zoro being annoyed with Viola for taking Sanji
#can you blame him?#one second his other half's got his back and the next second he's been kidnapped#zosan#also i love that Zoro calls him 'our cook' instead of just 'the cook'#needs to make sure Viola knows who she stole#also i can't take them too seriously when they're dressed like like
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still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms
#tops: at the club (in the backroom making shady deals)#bottoms: having snacks in the bright marble atrium#'the vibes were toxic at the club' you said.#'aster sold me to tidal wave of summer (-1)' you said.#that room of tops is seriously terrifying i can't imagine them all stuck together in a tiny space GETTING ALONG#let them mingle with the others!! *opens the hatch on the cage of tops so they can roam free*#honestly wouldn't they all be happier in the free range airy enclosure??#more space means fewer territorial disputes :} dante and kuya might not overlap and thus they may fight less :}}}#because of course my first thought was YAKUMO HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND SMILING IN THIS ROOM? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP#all your friends/emotional support entities are in the other room#you should be serving garu another platter of sandwiches. what are you doing in the backroom with mafia boss dante#then i pointed at blade saying YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER. well. i mean. u kinda .can if you want. u can adapt pretty easily#well ok maybe i shouldn't be typecasting any of you. you can hang out in whichever room you want#but... are you only hanging out in the club because you're dressed in black?#and wearing black in that glass (i assume) room with the bottoms will be too warm?#that's ok!! you can take off your jackets? or change? or run around shirtless! who's gonna care!! eiden's certainly not gonna care#wait. where's eiden#is he somewhere else ? all alone? wearing a half black half white suit split down the middle? like a confused penguin?#LET! THEM! MINGLE!!! *opens the hatch on eiden's lonely enclosure as well*#nu carnival#the clan's all here! (almost)
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