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*Leaves this here and runs away like a coward*
Hi @accursedau 😭
#accursedau#sans#Ci#papyrus#undertale#my art#fanart#i love them#i love depressed monsters#jk hope they recover#i can pay them therapy#let the boys be happy pls#*sobbing*#undertale oc#'s!#her name is Paige!
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NOT Jey leaving Jimmy to awkwardly grab his thumb on the handshake and then shoulder-bump the air because he's on a one-track mind to get some Sami snuggles I'm 💀💀
#wwe#sami zayn#jey uso#wweedit#samijey#jimmy uso#the bloodline#smackdown#wwe gifs#wwe smackdown#friday night smackdown#stuff i made#jim if you want to turn on them......... ill understand#heterophobia caught in 4k can u believe#to jail the both of you dont pass go dont collect $200#the jumpies make it even funnier he just gently kangaroos into the nuzzle like do u see urself my dude my guy#hunter run the footage back to them and pay my therapy
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just some fluffy serirei for the soul
#serirei#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#mob psycho 100#mob psycho#mp100#i've been feeling pretty down lately and they're the one thing keeping me sane rn#at this point i can say that drawing them is better therapy than going to therapy#don't take my word for it tho please go to therapy we all know you need it#art#digital art#ALSO I REACHED OVER 800 FOLLOWERS AT SOME POINT WHILE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION?? THANK YOU SO MUCHH???#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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#sweeney todd#sweenett#josh groban#annaleigh ashford#Them#themthemthem#just a head full of them#her smile when she's hugging him from behind just makes me SO sad for her lmao </3#and the misery on his face as he stares at the razor that she snaps him out of by peppering him with lil kisses. idk y'all let her cook.#nellie lovett: you can be a BARBER again#nellie lovett five songs later: mmmm ok maybe not#i need the person who pointed one that she's the only one he doesn't kill by blade to pay my therapy bills thanks! :D#**#one day i'll stop making sweeney gifs but... not yet.#i just need to study them a little longer#otp: if you only knew
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Now I've finished Umbrella Academy season 4 I can officially delete Netflix forever and never have my heart broken again
#seriously they should be paying for my therapy#stop giving me beautiful shows and then taking them away or ruining them#although ngl I didn't hate this season too much#even if Five's arc made me wanna kill somebody#it's the ending that killed it for me#literally finished just a few minutes ago and more it sets in the more I don't like it#like seriously wtf#but at least I can finally leave this red and black prison and engage in media that can last#justice for the following:#inside job netflix#the hollow netflix#and the final season of tua#tua#tua season 4#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy
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I’m not crazy (at least I think I’m not) but idk what you call a person who refuses to sleep even if it’s 5 in the morning and has done nothing but scroll through hundreds of posts of Blanche and Dorothy on Tumblr just to fangirl all over for them because you're too overwhelmed by their chemistry and the feeling just makes you hyped even more to the point where you can't sleep anymore because you're too excited although your eyes are burning from staring at the screen too long……
#guys I think I need help#I blame it on them but I love them too much#I think if they actually got together I wouldn’t be able to sleep for days thinking constantly about them#the ending still hurts me deeply#it is what it is#it really had to be BLANCHE’S UNCLE#someone related to BLANCHE#the writers know what they were doing#oh I’m gonna kill them#some of them are probably dead#oh well#they both reached for the gun#and Lucas got the gun after 2 days#hahahaha I’m totally fine#I’ll just sleep it off#if I can#no matter how many men has passed on Blanche she still had Dorothy all those years#the writers should pay for our therapy#Rose immediately having the thought of moving in with her daughter and just leaving Blanche like that after all those years was insane#it seemed to me that everybody was ready to leave Blanche cuz it wouldn't be the same without Dorothy#ouch.#Blanche will always have my heart#those 2 last episodes never existed and you can’t change my mind#well anyway#goodnight#or should I say…goodmorning.#blanche x dorothy#blanche devereaux#dorothy zbornak#the golden girls
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Just something I had to put on YouTube and now all of you will see it here too lmao.
#alien stage#alien stage ivan#alien stage till#alien stage round 6#alien stage round 6 spoilers#I am not ok and my little theory for them becomes more and more relevent the closer we get to knowing more of these goddamn characters#I COULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG#BUT BOTH MIZI AND IVAN are making STATEMENTS (weather intentional or NOT) in this competition and its TELLING#Wr already saw before that their are actual protests with this competition in the first place and mizi and ivans postions are just#PROVING THEIR POINTS AND SHOWING HOW HORRIFYING THIS SHOW IS#It just SAYS something and then turn in for it to be that they are both alien and human????? OH BOY#Yeah#Maybe Im trying my copium to ivan still being alive with this theory but#CAN YOU BLAME ME???#Goddammit Vivinos when I caught you when I caught you vivinos#Pay for my goddamn THERAPY for this shit *sobs*
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#get this man a therapist omg#i will PAY for his therapy sessions#thats how badly he needs them#edgy siren really popped out on this one#but fr though he's so self-sacrificing#hoping he can work to break the pattern#castle swimmer
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Every day I inch closer and closer towards writing a (video?) essay about Haruka specifically about how his character tackles the topic of ableism in regards to mental disabilities and how representative he is in general of a theme very personal to me which is the neglect and unwillingness to understand many have towards the topic of mental health and where it comes from all across the world In other words: Why Haruka Sakurai is Me FR
#{ ⚖️ after knowing all I wonder. can you really forgive them? 👁️}#~💫 a constellation!💫~#milgram#milgram project#haruka sakurai#sakurai haruka#milgram haruka#that last part was a half joke im relatively okay#does not change the fact that sometimes it feels like if you put me and haruka in a venn diagram the results would be a straight circle#the blueberry boy is very special to me#I want to pay for his therapy bills#Also for some reason this post felt empty without an attached picture so take my favorite frame from Weakness
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SUCCESSION
4.03 “Connor's Wedding" | 4.09 “Church and State”
#jesse armstrong im living in ur walls how can you make a show about a group of horrible people yet every week I become more attached to the#and depressed over them#pay for my- our therapy pls#KIERAN AND SARAH THE AMAZING WONDERFUL TALENTED PEOPLE YOU ARE#excuse the qual but I needed to get these side by side bc my mind was going nuts at the similarities of the sibs#succession#roman roy#shiv roy#romshiv#shivrome#succession spoilers#paige talks#my biggest hits!
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Joke/Crack Headcannon
One of the reason MCU Khonshu refuses to officially address 616 Marc or 616 Badr as "sons", is because by the Traditional Ennead law of his universe, he will have to pay what is essentially child support covering their entire lives, allowance, medical/hospital bills, living conditions and funeral.
He calls himself their boss, never father simply to avoid the taxes. Because even a god can't avoid taxes, the Egyptian pantheon is bureaucratic like that.
MCU Khonshu is also broke to the bone AND has a gambling addiction, as well as impulsive buying on food. He can barely pay to take care of himself, keeps getting gigs just to buy food and would occasionally eat from the dumpster. He can't afford to take care of 2 fully grown adults he ended up "inheriting" from his 616 counterparts.
MCU Khonshu also recognizes Steven and Jake as separate people and a package deal with Marc. So, for him, it would be 4 fully grown adults. 3 of which share a body. Steven and Jake have their own lives, so they are to be paid equally with Marc.
I did my research and in a general term, one kid will have to be paid 400 USD a month. So, with 4 "kids" that would be 1,600 USD a month. With interest due to how overdo it is, and the missing birthday gifts for all of them.
#MCU Khonshu now have to deal with is his greatest enemy#obligatory parental responsibility#and Child support bills#That's the whole idea#crack post#616 Khonshu keeps being the father role#so where is Marc's child support?#and the other 3 other guys still around?#and for the hundreds of past fist?#Moon knight#Khonshu#earth 616#marvel#marvel comics#MCU Khonshu looks at the long list of overdue Child support#And college fees and therapy/hospital fees#and gas money AND damage fees for whatever Marc destroyed under Khonshu's name#He quickly wishes he could just disown all of them#Khonshu could ask 616 Steven to pay it all#But then he will end up owing the man a huge favor#or working for 616 Steven#Now I have this funny image of 616 Steven getting MCU Khonshu as his assistant purely so he can boss Khonshu around#And for MCU Khonshu to assist him in business so he can quickly get back all the money Marc lost.#What would be his reaction when he learned that Khonshu broke out of jail but can't exactly do much because is now financially broke.#It's actually a funny wordplay
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just started thinking about bradley as a teenager struggling with his emotions both pre and post his mother’s death/fall out with maverick but not wanting to reach out for help because a history of mental health problems can get you disqualified from enlisting in the service. happy saturday guys.
#that boy should have been in therapy from ages 2 on up like.#i def hc that carole took him to someone when he was younger but bradley probably stopped going once he was older and was given the choice#but like. idk. picturing carole trying to bring up him going back after she gets sick because she KNOWS he needs to talk to someone#and maverick cant be there all the time. but bradley says no because hes a teenager and hes started thinking about how to make himself +#appealing to the navy and that opens a whole other can of worms where carole sees that but doesnt want to deny him#because she can see hes already having a hard time with things as they are.#mav trying to convince him to go and bradley pointing out it’s hypocritical because maverick doesnt like talking about his feelings either#i just think people ignore his trauma So Much. they only pay attention to the maverick and goose bits#but they fail to consider how even before the maverick stuff happened bradley had a lot to deal with from a very young age#he spent most of his life on his own! he lost the people he loved most OVER and OVER…#the amount of trauma that must have come flooding back when phoenix (&bob but phoenix is clearly bradleys closest friend) had to eject#i think thats why people painting him as angry & agressive because of the scene where he yells at mav never sits right w me#that moment is so incredibly raw for both of them. bradley lashing out when hes just been triggered is not that surprising????#anyways.#carolcore#bradley rooster bradshaw
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I love taking care of people omggg 😍😍😍
#i love when i can go into nurse mode and get people what they need and run through the checklist of what helps#especially if i know the person because then i already have a handle on preferences or what they typically need#i have like. half a degree for a few things and i have a specific interest in physiology and psychology#i also used to really enjoy crisis management and peer support stuff but theres a lot of elements of that i cant do anymore#because the toll that shit takes is more than i can pay#specifically crisis related events#theres a lot I have to work through yet before i can manage those situations#anyway. my dream situation would be to work with someone to help them figure out what they need#like. assess the situation. find resources if needed. check on their ability to address basic daily tasks. make crisis plans.#start some basic dbt conversations and try to figure out what help they need and how to get it#i know some people dont want to go to a traditional psychiatrist or psychologist for whole host of extremely valid reasons#so being able to help them with self help or finding other alternatives. or just like. being a person they can regularly talk and vent to#because sometimes people don't have anyone. and just one person in their life can make a major impact#and like. its not exactly like therapy in that way. like i have the knowledge base to incorporate aspects of it in if wanted/needed#i think some people just need to be heard and that can help them move forward#and my goal isnt to like. transform you or whatever. there are people out there who need help but its hard to start#or it's difficult for them to access what they know they need#and i just want to meet people where theyre at and help them take enough small steps to being able to live how they want#like. harm reduction type shit. if you just need clean needles thats a step forward. and maybe its the only step they feel they need#to be happy. and now they can have a little bit of a safety.#like. a little more agency over how they want to live their life while improving quality of life#a step is a step man#anything that moves you toward the life you want counts#you deserve a win#the edible hit part way through so sorry if theres incomplete and tangential thoughts#also how can i do this shit for profesh??#i know similar jobs exist but theres a huge foundation of shit i just dont agree with built into them
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i told melanie I’d ruminate in softness tonight — it lasted a single message before i had to drop angst into the chat
i guess the makes me a liar 🥺
#(( how anyone puts up with my nonsense is beyond me LMAO ))#ooc.#(( you all can post your therapy bills to me#i won’t pay them but I’ll acknowledge that I’ve been the root cause for character distress ))#crack.
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in 2024 I wanna stop hearing about betterhelp
#elise's posts#SO many youtubers etc I like are promoting this shit#fyi for those who don't know it's a REALLY unethical business trying to take advantage of the mentally ill#and before you say 'but how else am I meant to find a therapist that does online sessions'#post-pandemic most therapists offer this#and if you want the whole 'I can text my therapist for therapy anytime 24/7' thing...#sorry I know it might sound useful but it's SUPER bad for both your own mental health and your therapist's#sorry but therapists are not meant to be there for you 24/7#that's not their job and it's really unhelpful for YOU to become dependant on a 24/7 therapist#betterhelp do not vet their therapists thoroughly#and some people say they have been evangelised to on betterhelp by preachers who ask the algorithm to assign them queer and atheist clients#many reputable therapists state that it's a terrible business model promoting unhealthy practices to patients#it claims to be the cheapest option but it's more expensive than the most expensive therapist I've ever had (I'm in the UK)#and significantly more expensive than the cheapest who was still good and probably more qualified than some people on betterhelp#you pay extra for the middleman#(being allocated a therapist you didn't choose and vet yourself isn't great anyway imo surely you want agency in this huge decision?)#and I'm sorry but pride counselling is a branch of the same company#please just look for therapists that specialise in your needs through a regulatory model and get in touch with them directly#not all of them have waitlists and tbh if every therapist on betterhelp is available whenever what does that say about them
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fuck im just so goddamn tired of hearing the same words everyday repeated in my head over and over again.
"I fuckin hate you J, i hope you know this" etc. every damn day. i just want it to shut up, or for them to just fucking say it at this point.
#j’s a bloody mess#whenever im having a day that isnt completely bad my brain decides to mimic what it thinks other ppl think abt me#spesifically my best friend. in which is the person im most anxious ant losing.#somwtimes i really wonder if its my own thoughts or them repating it in their own head and im somehow hearing it.#which sounds really unrealistic but. idk we sorta have a mental bluetooth connection so it isnt an unrealistic thought to me#(i dont have the energy to explain the bluetooth thing.)#chat can you be delusional and self aware of it?#or at least mildly self aware? gewsnkg this srsly makes me question my mental health but at the same time. im probably just lying to myself#to wallow in self pity even though i try my best to not express any of it.#recently its been a reoccouring thought that im just completely normal and ive managed to trick myself into feeling physical and mental pai#for self/pity. and tbh i literally dont know how wrong that is.#like its mostly abt the idea of getting therapy. or really help in general. what if im just normal and imaging all my issues or playing the#up? i probably dpnt need help right? its not like im gonna kill myself soon. hell i even quit cutting. im probably just a liar. sorry.
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