#like seriously wtf

[dexos-thoughts]

today, while I was at school, I saw a sweater with this on it (recreation)

It haunts me

[g0r3wh0r3xxx]

How wide is your vagina? How tight is your asshole? This is how ridiculous that anon sounds. Get lost buddy, go back to your wife and kids, creep.

༚༅༚˳ .fr, like I hated men before but like this is a new low for them 🤢.˳༚༅༚

[thorns-and-rosewings]

MEANWHILE IN HOME SWEET BAR AU🍻

Eclipse, Ruin and all of the Infernal Machine staff are standing outside... As the sound of something large shuffling around inside can be heard. Along with some strange bird calls...

Eclipse: Alright... Who did it? I'm not mad I just want to know. Who put an emu in my bar?

Bartender 1: Honestly Eclipse, I have no idea. I just came back from the stock room and it was right there... And then it chased me out.

Bartender 2: Yeah I just walked in to start my shift and it was there. It had hate in its eyes. It looked like it was going to frickin mangle me so I backed up and went out the same way I came in.

Eclipse: (Sharp inhale) Oh... I think I can beat it in the HATRED department.

Ruin: Eclipse don't, I'm calling animal control.

Eclipse: That'll just take too long, it's a stupid bird. I've got it. (Goes in to deal with the big angry flightless bird)

Bartender 1: ...You think he can get rid of it?

Ruin: (Sighs) Well, Eclipse has a sea of untapped rage... But if the entire army of Australia couldn't beat these things, I don't think he's going to be very successful here.

(It's like the sound effects of Solar vs Jack, although with a lot more swearing and bird calls)

Bartender 2: Still... Who let's an emu into a bar? Was it a prank?

Bloodmoon: (Nobody even noticed he was coming up behind, initially for a kill... But now intrigued by the conversation) What is an emu?

The two human bartenders jump, Frank waves and Ruin is unfazed as he's looking up the number of animal control.

Ruin: A big angry flightless bird that Eclipse is most likely fighting off with a broom... Trying to get it out of the bar. But I think it's winning the fight.

Bloodmoon: (Chuckles and races inside, sensing a challenge)

The sounds increase 10x now peppered with the sounds of Bloodmoon laughing and snarling... Before all goes suddenly still... And Eclipse, rather disturbed, pokes his head out of the main door. Although it's clear he's splattered with a lot of blood.

Eclipse: ...okay... So somebody go around and try to drag one of the dumpsters out here to the front. We gotta dispose of an 80 pound dead bird... Wait... Oh gross... A... A 76 pound dead bird, no wait... Damn he's still eating it... 70 pounds? ...65 pounds... Wait... Wait DON'T YOU DARE THROW UP!!!

Ruin: (After a moment, changed from looking up animal control to something else...) Ah yes hello, Grimsly Crime Scene Cleaners? My name is Ruin and I am inquiring to see if cleaning up a mutilated emu in the middle of a Steampunk Bar might be something your services cover? Ah... Yes? Oh that's covered in your cleaning packages? Jolly good, I shall see you in a bit then!

They never speak of this incident again...

[snackhouse]

Now I've finished Umbrella Academy season 4 I can officially delete Netflix forever and never have my heart broken again

[monsoon-of-art]

I GOT POKERUS IN MY BLACK 2 GAME???? THE THING RARER THAN GETTING A SHINY POKEMON ????? WHAT????

[chaoticm0therfvcker]

After seeing that monstrosity of a Minecraft trailer, I’m tempted to make my own Minecraft story. I already have a plot tbh.

Like and reblog if you’re interested in my story instead.

[janesurlife]

In 2022 it was carlos and now charles like seriously what's wrong with Ferrari car's water system

[thebananaofwisdom]

They had no right to make Pearl's Springfest outfit SO CUTE.

[a-sassy-bench]

how is it real life that jd vance just photoshopped a picture of him and trump as a couple with vance as the wife wtf is going on

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[lucyybradford]

not JJ being forced the leave the BAU 😭

[barissoffee]

how do they expect me to watch another episode after having my heart ripped out and stomped on when watching season 3 episode 10

[mischasbongwater]

because of mouthwashing ive been seeing a lot of people using the c word (the ableist one) in their postst about curly???? HELLO?????? STOP

[theresacatinthegaybar]

Every once and a while I feel happy. Then i think about all the sapphic TV shows that have canceled...

And then I'm no longer happy.

[godsmus3]

this song will be the death of me

this album will NEVER be overrated. I will literally never get over myself and I never get over these fucking dog motifs

[majikuriboh]

so Yuji's brother has to die for Yuj's other "brother" to come back.... Akutami Gege you are so cruel

[red-velvet-0w0]

Being uncomfortable with yourself is part of growing up. It’s a normal thing to feel out of place and uncomfortable as your body changes. But that does not make you a girl. That makes you a boy who is struggling. There’s no shame in struggling.

You can wear makeup, change your clothing, shave, and destroy your body with surgery and hormones that have lifelong consequences on your health, but none of that makes you a girl. You will still be a boy.

thats an opinion. counterpoint: go fuck yourself!