#i believe in he/they weiss

[constantvariations]

Watching RWBY Chibi for the first time for this essay and I'm in absolute agony. Do people actually find this funny?

[lecliss]

OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

[vampirecatboy]

BRO YOU SAID I COULD TAKE IT BRO

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME

[weisserose-comic]

✨Meet The Characters - Weisse Rose✨

Rudolph "Wolffe" Schwartzberg

Diana's "platonic hate" relationship, Wolffe. Yes, his name is a mouthful and he has a resting bitch face, but a good heart underneath a manwhore

As always, some character sheet stuff and then more on his character down the cut!

Age: 31

Height: 1.87 (6'1)

Astrological Sign: Scorpio (I mean, look at his eyes)

Languages: German, Austrian, French, English

Heavenly Virtue: Will drop literally everything if someone he loves needs him - there's nothing he wouldn't do

Hellish Sin: Manwhore - fills the lack of love in his life with casual sex, one night stands and prostitutes. When the sex high ends, he's an existential crisis mess

Current Occupation: Barman at a Goth club, sometimes working security. Takes some odd jobs here and there too

And now some more initial notes that survived to the final character down the cut!

Harsh and scary looking - looks like he can and he will kill you if you bother him enough

Nice smile and kind eyes when he's in the mood though

Black hair, blue eyes, sharp cheekbones, intense stare (kinda scary tbh)

More on the stronger side body-wise. You know... Strong and dangerous with a nice ass :) (I'm questioning past-me writing this note)

More introverted but passes as an extrovert

Serial flirt™ alongside Wasima

Can talk for hours - the type of guy to sit down and talk philosophy and crazy views on life/universe theories

Smokes like a chimney, though

Him and Marty are double trouble and can be hella noisy

Raised by his mother and step-father who never really liked him

Left home as a teen after a really bad fight in order to try to find something better

Feels like he's always searching for "something" and "something" is missing

Looks for love and comfort when feeling empty in the form of prostitutes/casual sex/one night stands ("platonic hate" with Diana: thinks she's hella conceited and picky but kinda respects that)

Still feels empty after the few moments of pleasure

Wears his arrogance and confidence like a mask to hide his insecurities

10/10 called "Red Nose Raindeer" and other Raindeer names by Diana ("Prancer" is my fave) - calls her "Barbie Girl" as revenge

Most definitely going to cry the first time he has sex with love

He has all the red flags when it comes to dating, but I love him, your honor :')

[vantasei]

CLOUD DAJIE MOMENT INCOMING

[juanarc-thethird]

Sorry but I already have plans.

Jaune: *Eating breakfast*

Suddenly Team Rwby arrives for breakfast too.

Yang: Oh but look who decided to wake up early for once.

Jaune: I would have preferred a "Good morning"

Yang: Sorry~

Ruby: Since we found you here. We were thinking of going with everyone to check out that new Ramen restaurant that opened up by the park. Do you want to go?

Jaune: Sorry but I already have plans.

Weiss: Don't tell me, a new game came out.

Jaune: *Ugh!* (Not good! If this keeps up, they will think I'm an adult who act like a man child! I must act like a proper adult here...) Well... Actually... *Gulp* I'm going on a date.

At that moment all the girls of Team Rwby went numb.

Jaune: Well... I have to go so... SeeYouLater! *Runs away*

Moments later

Jaune is walking down the road, feeling a big pressure on his shoulders.

Jaune: (They're totally following me...)

Behind hime Team Rwby is watching him closely while trying, and I mean really trying, to keep themselves hidden.

Jaune: (What should I do? At this rate they'll think I lied out of a bizarre sense of pride. They'll see me as a pathetic adult!. But I still want to buy that game... and besides, I don't even have a date.)

At that moment he bumps into someone.

Jaune: Oh, sorry... Prof Goodwitch?

Glynda: Oh Jaune, what a surprise to find you here.

Meanwhile

In the kitchen today it's Penny, Pyrrha, Bleiss and Ciel's turn to clean.

Bleiss: *Jumping over and over again* Why can't I clean Jaune's mug?!

Pyrrha: *Holding the cup as high as possible* Because you’ll end up licking it!

Bleiss: Of course not!

Ciel: Can you two stop?! The faster we finish, the more time you'll have to spend with Jaune.

Suddenly Penny starts vibrating like a cell phone.

Penny: Emergency. Jaune is not available at the moment.

Ciel: What do you mean?

Penny: According to the information gathered, Jaune is on a date.

Ciel/Bleiss/Pyrrha: DATE?!!!

Meanwhile Meanwhile

In the evil's lair (Service Closet). Cinder is on the phone while Neo and Emerald are resting.

Cinder: Are you saying someone broke the truce?!

Neo: 🤨

Emerald: What happen?

Cinder: And on top of that Jaune is on a DATE?!!

At that moment the three of them become serious and begin to prepare to fight.

Cinder: That bitch is gonna pay.

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

In a cafeteria, Neo, Reese, May and Arslan are having coffee.

*Ring, Ring!*

Neon: Hi Bleiss, were you able to get Jaune's mug?

Bleiss: Forget the mug! Code Red! Code RED!!

Neon: What are you talking about?

Bleiss: Glynda is on a date with Jaune right now!

At that moment the atmosphere became dark and heavy. And the faces of the four girls became serious.

Neon: I see

Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile Meanwhile

At the park

Coco: *Sitting on a bench* What a nice day

Velvet: *Running towards Coco* Coco! Coco! Coco!!!

Coco: Wow! Calm down, what happen?

Velvet: Something terrible just happen!

Coco: *Worry* What is it?!

Velvet: Jaune is on a date with Glynda!

Coco: *Her eyes turned dark and soulless*... Excuse me?

Back with Jaune

Glyda and Jaune are walking together to their destination.

Glynda: So you're on your way to buy a game?

Jaune: Y-Yeah. (Is she going to judge me because I play video games?)

Glynda: It's good that you have a method to de-stress after your missions.

Jaune: You don't think it's bad to play video games at my age?

Glynda: Why should I? Everyone has their own methods, for me it's knitting, believe it or not. So I don't see anything wrong with you playing video games.

Jaune: *Hugs her* Professor!!!

Glynda: *Worry* Jaune?!

In the distance you could hear the voice of a very angry girl.

Bleiss: Code Black! CODE BLACK!!!

[arc-misadventures]

The Popsicle Comparisons

Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.

Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!

Nora: Thicker too.

Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.

Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.

Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.

May: I wanna do that…

Velvet: I love his carrot~!

Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.

Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!

Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!

Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.

Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.

Melanie: We have to do that again~!

Neo: 🥰🍆💦

Winter: The limp I got was divine~!

Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!

Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.

Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.

Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!

Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!

Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!

Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.

Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!

Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!

Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.

Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!

Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!

Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!

RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!

Saphron: …

Saphron: Dibs. I go next.

RWBY Girls: Eh?!

~~~

RSNM: …

Mercury: D-Did you really…?

Jaune: Yeah…

Ren: A-All of them…?

Jaune: Yep…

Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!

Jaune: Shocking, I know…

Neptune: How did that all happen?!

Jaune: Word of mouth.

Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?

Jaune: Yes.

Mercury: How can you manage that?!

Jaune: Semblance.

Ren: So… The whole team?

Jaune: Which ones?

Mercury: The bad girls?

Jaune: A few here, and there.

Ren: The teacher?

Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Sun: The moms?

Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?

Neptune: The faunas chicks?

Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…

Mercury: The green ring girl?

Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.

Sun: The, Relic?

Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.

Ren: Your sister-in-law?!

Jaune: Was my first.

Mercury: Your sister?!

Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…

RSNM: …

RSNM:

YOU ARE A GOD!!!

Jaune: …

Jaune: No comment.

[bluearc009]

Happy Birthday Ruby

at a Halloween party everyone dancing except Ruby who is upset that her team made her wear the trash can costume again.

Ruby: I can't believe it, it's my birthday and I have were this thing again.

Jaune: happy birthday Ruby.

Ruby look at Jaune who's wearing a jumpsuit.

Ruby: what are you suppose to be?

Jaune: I'm a garbage man and I'm here to carry the trash away.

He pick Ruby up over his shoulder and ran to the exit while their friends watch from afar.

Yang: where Is Jaune taking Ruby?

Blake: and why is he dress like a garbage man?

Weiss: wait is that why he ask us to make sure Ruby is wearing her trash can costume.

Nora: yep, he got something for Ruby and wanted to give it to her alone.

Ren: what ever it is Ruby would never forget.

A few hours later.

Ruby:(gasping) best..birthday...ever.

As she fell asleep in Jaune's arms.

[razorblade180]

Home Warfare

Ruby:*on call* …(Maybe he’s busy?)

Jaune:Hello?

Ruby:!? S-Sup! Just checking in. How was the flight back home?

Jaune:My stomach has stopped flipping. It’s the little victories that matter.

Ruby:I still can’t believe you went back home for break. Isn’t it your first time back since…lying?

Jaune:Yeah, but it’s not like they know that part. Plus I’ve kept in contact. You’re not going back to Patch?

Ruby:Yang did. Dad is actually taking a mission so if o went back I’m basically house sitting.

Jaune:You don’t want to see your old friends?

Ruby:I can do that when I pick up Yang. Making a big deal out of it feels awkward. Have you been smothered with affection yet?

Jaune:What do you mean?

Ruby:It must be a big deal continuing your families legacy; especially in your hometown.

Jaune:Probably, if I meant anything.

Ruby:Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?

Jaune:Just because I’m at Beacon doesn’t mean anything. Not like my grades are stellar or I’m a different person. Still the bullied twerp that left and the son with low expectations. I’m only really here because I have to come back eventually.

Ruby:….

Jaune:Ruby?

Ruby:I could’ve went with you.

Jaune:That’s nice, but why would you?

Ruby:Because you sound miserable! It’s not like I’m doing anything. I can’t do too much about people giving you a hard time but showing up with a new friend has to mean something.

Jaune:I gotta be honest…you being here would make this place bearable. I honestly forgot how…small it felt being here at times.

Ruby:Would you like me to be there? I can take an airship tomorrow, seriously.

Jaune:If it’s really okay, sure. I’d love to see you.

Ruby:Cool. I’ll be your moral support!

Jaune:Haha, thanks. Well I have to go. Dinner is almost ready. Wish me luck.

Ruby:Good luck! *hangs up*

Weiss:*walks in* Oh, you’re still here.

Ruby:It’s our dorm! Why wouldn’t I be!?

Weiss:What I meant is I thought you’d be running around doing anything but being a hermit. Even Blake took a trip.

Ruby:…Weiss? I have an offer you can’t refuse. One that involves the mall, your opinion, and freedom from me.

Weiss:Go on.

xxxxxxx

The next day, out in town

Papa Arc:So what exactly was your role in all that again?

Jaune:I came up with the plan against the DeathStalker.

Papa Arc:Can you really consider a couple callouts a plan? Especially when you didn’t lead the charge?

Mama Arc: Harold! Leave him alone! I think it’s great he’s trying.

Harold:Persephone, trying is one thing, achieving is another. Can’t have him getting full of himself.

Jaune:(Or having any confidence at all.)

Persephone: The year has only really just begun. There’s leaps and bounds a C-student like our boy can make given enough time and focus, hopefully.

Jaune:…

???:He’s actually a B-student thanks to me.

Jaune’s head perked up. He recognized that voice anywhere. He turned around to greet Ruby but was left speechless the moment his eyes found her.

Combat boots were abandoned for red flats. The leggings he had known her for were abandoned for black thigh-highs with rose petals on them. The combat skirt had been stolen and replaced with black jean shorts with a red belt while her corset was swapped for a half shirt with long sleeves that went just past her hands. Jaune might not have recognized Ruby if not for the cloak!

The girl’s hair was noticeably a little wavy and a rose clip kept her bangs out of her face which showed off a modest amount of dark eye shadow that matched new lipstick. It went with her black fingernail polish he noticed as she waved with her left while rolling her luggage over.

Jaune:R-Ruby?

Ruby:Hello~ fancy seeing you here. Although I do remember saying you’d be visiting your dear family. I guess these are your parents! Hi! He’s mentioned wonderful things about you.

Persephone:And not enough about you! Ruby, was it?

Ruby:Yep! Ruby Rose. Jaune’s actually the first person helpful person I met at Beacon; as well as my dorm neighbor. We’re always comparing notes and helping one another as leaders of our teams.

Harold:You’re also a leader of a team?

Ruby:R-W-B-Y. Team RWBY. Hehe, I know I probably don’t look that impressive but I promise you, I know my way around the battlefield.

Harold:…You said my son is B-student now.

Ruby:Mmhm. He has a better memory for history than I do so as token of appreciation, I helped him with Grimm anatomy and practical skills. Your son is quite a fast learner. You must be so proud.

Jaune:I-

Harold:Well he has his ups and downs but of course he has his merits.

Persephone:Anyways…what brings you all the from Beacon?

Ruby:There’s a weapons convention not too far from here. I’m a real nerd for this stuff. Figured I could use my break to stay a couple days and check the exhibit. Is the Arc family presenting any armor or swords?

Harold:You know our history.

Ruby:Of course. I know your son, and he’s quite proud of it the same way I’m proud of my mother and her accomplishments. It’s probably why we get along so well, besides him being raised well. Take it from me, there’s some real jerks that let linage go to their heads.

Persephone:Well aren’t you just the sweetest thing! Jaune! I’m surprised you haven’t mentioned her more!

Jaune:I said I was making friends who get me.

Persephone:Ruby? Is your inner room already booked? If not, you can gladly stay with us while you’re here.

Ruby and Jaune: What?

Persephone:It’s not a problem at all. We never get to meet Jaune’s friends and you must only make so much money while being students. We have plates to spare. Isn’t that right Harold?

Harold:Yes, I’m…curious to know more things about my son.

Ruby:Well…if you insist.

Persephone:Wonderful! We will set things up and take your stuff now. Jaune, show Ruby around the town.

With no more room to negotiate, Ruby gives her things to Jaune’s parents and watch them get far enough away before letting out a sigh. Coincidentally, he did the same.

Ruby:No offense to your parents, but I’m really impressed how nice you are. I heard a little bit of the conversation before I said anything. They’re…a real piece of work. They look like they mean well though.

Jaune:You aren’t wrong. Thanks for showing up when you did. By the way… what’s with the new look?

Ruby:It’s like I said, I’m good on the battlefield. I figured the best way to shut up your hometown enemies was to give them something to shut up about. I’m not one for fashion so i asked Weiss for help finding a look that fits me. Honestly I still think I look awkward.

Jaune:No you’re gorgeous! Like some cool goth badass that’s cu- cute.

Ruby:*red*…Hehe, well thank you. I might not look like it all the time but I really like first impressions. A few people have noticed me on the way in. Guess Weiss went a little too hard, but that works in our favor. I doubt people will pick on you as much.

Jaune:Honestly they might be jealous if they see you with me.

Ruby:Is that a problem?

Jaune:Absolutely not. It would be hilarious.

Ruby:Haha, then lead the way. Show me your old stomping grounds.

Any worries he had faded away instantly. Jaune happily took Ruby’s hand and began walking. The girl was stunned for a second before getting close enough to lean on the boy. Honestly, she could get used to this.

[reashot]

Jaune The Coomer....

Jaune: Oh hey girls what's up?

Ruby: Jaune quick I can't explain it to you. But I need you to coom right now!!!

Jaune: Excuse me!?

Weiss: Are you daft Arc?! You need to coom right away. Chop, chop!

Jaune: Okay. What is going on with you girls?

Blake: I tell you what is going on every second you are not cooming is a second closer to your death!

Jaune: Is this a prank? Because if so. It's not funny.

Yang: This is not a joke Jaune. Do you have any idea how serious it would be if you don't coom right now?

Oh we were so wrong. They tried to warn us but we didn't listen!

We thought we knew better than them but we were wrong they are so much wiser than us.

Oh why didn't we listen to them!

I'm sorry, we're sorry.

So Jaune please coom, coom for your life!

Jaune: What the heck are you girls talking about.

RWBY: *showing le article*

Jaune: .... You girls actually believed that!?

RWBY: YES!!!

Ruby: If you don't want to coom yourself Jaune then I'll help you coom. Take off your pants!

Jaune: No! Stay away from my pants!

Weiss: We're trying to help you to coom you dunce!

Jaune: No means no!

Blake: Don't listen to him girls. We're doing it for your own good Jaune! So just let it happen and focus on cooming.

Jaune: Ahh, no! Get your hands off of me!

Yang: Hey look girls he's already harder and bigger. Go ahead and coom Jaune... Oops false alarm he's still the same size.

Jaune: Help!!! I don't want to coom.

Ruby: Coom!

Weiss: Coom!

Blake: Coom!

Yang: Coom!

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!

*wakes up*

Jaune: Ohhh... Thank the brothers it was all a dream.....

*sees all four girls strewn across the bed all disheveled and filled with all manners of fluid after being freshly "hugged" by Jaune*

Jaune: Fuc....

[howi99]

Winter: ... Jaune, would you care to explain WHY is Penny able to, and i can't believe i'm saying those words, spit coffee from her mouth?

Jaune: *shrug* The laser was destroyed beyond repair. I used the few components to make her a bit more useful on the road.

Winter: ... I see. I also saw some... Modification to her lower body. You seem to have given her... Toes?

Jaune: *roll his eyes* For the last time i am NOT into feet. I just thought it would be more aesthetically pleasing then her having stomp.

Winter: And what about her... Uh... *Blushing* W-well...

Jaune: ...

Penny: *smiling* I asked for these modifications. I couldn't ask my father so he did them for me.

Winter: *coughing* I-i see...

Penny: It really feel good when he-

Jaune: *panicking* WOAH THERE! No need to tell Winter about that, hm? What did we say about boundaries!?

Penny: Oh, that sometimes i should keep information to myself! And to ask permissions before talking about sensible subjects!

Jaune: *nodding* Good!

Penny: *turning to Winter* Would you like to learn more?

Winter: ... N-no?

Penny: Aw shucks, i really thought you'd like to participate. Your sister is a great fan of my vibrating function.

Winter: *looking at Jaune, horror in her eyes*

Jaune: Don't look at me like that, the function was already there before!

Winter: *shaking her head* You... Weiss... Vibration...

Jaune: *turning to Penny* See? That's why you DON'T talk about this aloud.

Penny: Oh? But i thought her pleasure scream was for everybody to know.

Winter: *sobbing* My little Weiss... What have they done to you!?

Penny: *thinking the question was directed to her* Oh glad you ask! So girlfriend Weiss and i did-

Somewhere else

Weiss: ... Why do i feel like something terrible happened to my sister?

[lecliss]

So I just found out in the jp version of Xillia 2 theres a dialogue option that determines for the rest of the game whether Ludger refers to Julius by name or as nii-san and Im losing my mind at the fact that thats not in the en version. Like, I understand why cuz its way too unnatural to always address a sibling as only brother/sister in english but but but but MY HEART 😭😭😭 I wouldnt have been able to emotionally handle that anyway

[howlingday]

Arkos Advice

Pyrrha: Yang, Weiss, I need your help.

Yang: (Racks gauntlets)

Pyrrha: Not that kind of help.

Yang: Then I'm out of ideas. You take this, Tiny Tits M'goo.

Weiss: How can you help you, Pyrrha~?

Pyrrha: We don't know each other like that.

Weiss: Message received! What's up?

Pyrrha: It's about Jaune.

Weiss: What about him?

Pyrrha: I would like to hit his face... with my mouth.

Weiss: ...

Yang: ...

Weiss: ...You want to date him?

Pyrrha: Yes! Please! That! What you said!

Weiss: Well, have you tried asking him out?

Pyrrha: Oh, many times!

Weiss: AND HE SAID NO TO YOU?!

Pyrrha: No, no! He's just so sweet that every time I talk to him, I go into diabetic shock.

Weiss: That... shouldn't happen.

Jaune: (Walking by) Hey, girls~! (Exits)

Pyrrha: (On the floor)

Yang: HOLY FUCK! Jaune knows the cheat code for people!

Weiss: Alright, Pyrrha, get up. We believe you. Listen, all you have to do it say what's inside your heat.

Yang: (Racks gauntlets)

Weiss: NOT LIKE THAT!

Yang: THEN WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!

Pyrrha: Okay... Say what's in my heart... So, what do I do?

Weiss: That's where you're failing. You're planning it too much! You just need to go out there and say the first thing that come to your mind!

Weiss: I do it with you all the time~!

Pyrrha: You mean how you grovel on the floor like some pathetic, horny larva?

Weiss: Exactly! Ancient Schnee Technique: Larva Mode!

Weiss: Jaune, your partner has something to ask you~!

Jaune: How can I help, Pyrrha~?

[linkman447]

My gods you planed this!!!

Many years ago In the arc residents

Juniper: ok ladies are we in agreement!

Summer: oh most definitely my little ruby and your boy just precious

Raven: my daughter with an Arc they child will be strong ow

Summer: ray what did we talk about!

Raven: strength isn’t everything

Summer: exactly.

Athena: well my Pyrrha has been so lonely since she started training so I think this we’ll be great

Kali: blond grand kitties!!!!!!!!!!

Willow: if the cat is done

Kali: never

Willow: if this will help my daughter get away from her father that I’d gladly let winter marry your boy

Juniper: winter? Why not weiss?

Willow:… I think she likes girls

Juniper: oh that fine dear I have daughters. 2 only a year and a half older then my little knight

Willow: that’s… thoughtful.

Juniper: well if it’s settled then lets get operation legacy started

Many years later

Jaune: yes my first day a beacon.

Yang: hey there stud you wanna send time yanging with me

Jaune: snicker 🤭

Yang: 😍

Ruby:…

Jaune: hello

Ruby: 😍

Pyrrha: oh jaune!!!

Jaune: who are you?

Pyrrha: I’m Pyrrha my mom and yours are friends

(She know everything)

Jaune: aw cool. Wait did my mom try to set us up

Pyrrha: n-no

Jaune: ok

Blake: our babies will be adorable

Jaune: … moving on then

Winter: Mr. Arc (he’s cute)

Jaune: hello ma’am

Winter: I’m Ms. Schnee your tactics teacher (and your future bride)

Jaune: oh nice to meet you. Well anyway I need to get to orientation

Winter: he’s mine

Yang: as If

Blake: yeah he’s going to give me kittens

Ruby: filth, besides mom said he’s mine

Pyrrha: ladies

Winter: you wouldn’t know what to do with him

Yang: oh really

She hefts her large bust

Blake: boobs are nice but boys like him love a phat ass

Pyrrha: girls

Ruby: I want blonde dork

Yang: Ruby your too young and besides “us blondes need to stick together”

The arguments continue

Pyrrha:GIRLS!!!!!!!!

The all focus on her

Pyrrha: now listen carefully

She reveals operation legacy

Pyrrha: now do you understand

Yang: so our moms made it so we’d like him to

Pyrrha: not really they just helped us realize what a good man is and how to recognize it

Winter: and I believe juniper arc made her son a good man

Pyrrha m: oh jaune was always a kind boy

Ruby: how do you know that

Pyrrha: oh I was his pen pall for years

Blake: I’m In

Yang: me too

Winter: I must agree with our terms

Ruby: yeah one big happy family

Pyrrha: well we are young sexy huntresses. Let’s go hunt our pray

They run off

Hours later

Jaune covered in sweat and kisses marks lying in bed surrounded by his new girlfriends

Jaune: how did this happen I’ve never been this lucky

Pyrrha: oh you can thank our moms

Jaune shot up: I bloody knew it

[notmaplemable]

Wolf Ruby: Hey, does your team want to come to the fair with us?

Pyrrha: Sure, but we have to wait for Jaune to get back.

Weiss: Of course we have to wait for Arc.

Yang: What's he out doing?

Pyrrha: He should be coming back from he weekend job.

Ruby: He has a job?

Pyrrha: Yes, apparently he needed the extra money for tuition, and wouldn't let me help him. You know how stubborn he can be sometimes.

Ruby: Yeah.

Yang: How long is he going to-

Jaune: Hey girls, what's up?

RWBY: ...

Jaune: *Wearing a mailman outfit* What?

Pyrrha: They came over to see if we wanted to go to the fair with them.

Jaune: Oh, sure. Sounds like fun. Just let me change real quick. *Walks inside his dorm with Pyrrha*

RWBY: ...

Yang: Pfft, did you see Jaune in those little short shorts?

Weiss: I don't believe your one to comment of short length, Yang.

Yang: It's different when-

Ruby: *Loud panting*

Yang: ...You okay, Rubes?

Ruby: Jaune's going through his bad boy stage.

Yang: Bad boy? Jaune?

Weiss: What on Remnent are you-

Ruby: AND I HAVE A NEED! A NEED FOR SEED~! *Runs through the door into JNPR's dorm, leaving a Ruby shaped hole*

[rachetmath]

Jaune: That is Jessica?

Ruby: Yeah.

Jaune: In her actually form?

Weiss: Yes Jaune.

Jaune: You’re kidding me right? You’re pulling my leg.

Blake: Jaune that is Jessica.

Yang: Why are you finding this hard to believe?

Jaune: She looks even better than the first time I met her. How did y'all get this?!

Ruby: We were the Justice League’s world.

Jaune: What?!

Ruby: Yeah, they needed our help.

Jaune: Why didn’t you take us with you?!

Weiss: Jaune, come on, we just got back. Aren’t you happy we're safe?

Jaune: I mean sure, but I would have loved to see Jessica again!

Yang: Okay, wait a minute, why is Jessica your main concern right now?

Jaune: I don’t know Yang. Maybe it’s because, unlike all of you, I spent the most time with her!

Yang: Oh.

Jaune: Yeah not only that I open up to her., especially about Pyrrha, who I don’t talk about as often, and how I miss her.

Weiss: Ouch.

Jaune: And at least she may have been the first girl I ever saved with my ability while others died. D. I. E. D.

Ruby: Oh.

Blake: Dark.

Jaune: So yeah, it would have been good to see and talk to her again. Considering, that I have been gone for years only to be brought back and act like nothing has changed besides me being older than all of you right now.

RWBY: *silent*

Jaune: Man, this is some bull. I can’t win for shit!

Ruby: Jaune it’s going to be okay.

Jaune: It is times like this I wish Pyrrha was alive.

Yang: Jaune, calm down! You are mad over pussy right now.

Jaune: Speak for yourself at least you can get pussy.

Ren: Look Jaune-

Yang: Ren you have no right to be in this conversation. Considering you fumbled the bag with yours.

Jaune: Damn straight. You had a 99% to get to business and you were riding on dick the whole time.

Ren: Okay, that was not needed. And not true.

In the Hall of Justice

Jessica: *sigh*

Dianna: What’s wrong?

Jessica: I just miss Jaune. I wish I could see him again.

Dianna: I don’t understand what makes him so special. He seemed average compared to the others.

Jessica: So when I was looking for my ring, the core to my powers, you just went off and left me.

Dianna: Oh.

Jessica: Plus if wasn’t for Jaune I wouldn’t have been able to use my powers which saved your lives.

Dianna: Fair point.

Jessica: Plus you're talking about average when you dated two normal men before Superman. Still, I hope he’s doing okay.

Dianna: Unnecessary to bring up but again, fair point.