#i am the gay cousin

[oceanneverposts]

legitimately confused about how the extended paternal side of my family hasn't realized i'm gay. i have blue hair, have never had a boyfriend, and wore a suit to prom, i doubt it's that hard to put two and two together to get raging homosexual.

[myroombaofthought]

Subtly showing everyone at this family event that I am the gay cousin cause Im in a suit with my penknife carabined onto my trousers

[cannibalcharon]

I bring a sort of “you sound like a fucking idiot” to the family dinner that no one really likes

[fullyinconsequential]

my parents are obsessed w/ me going back to my blond she/her era but I do legitimately want highlights, so I’m thinking of getting my hair done and then immediately scheduling for my first tattoo to even it out 👀

[almondpiglet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST REIGEN!!

everyone thanks you for entering their lives :')

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

I actually hate taxes and twitter hates to see me coming

@tulipisagarden @m0n5t3r-3n3rg7

[lavender-phoenix-flames]

Asked my cousin what his opinion on sasuke and naruto was and he replied indifferently, as if saying a matter of fact, "They are gay, sasuke is a twink and they are cheating on thier wives, the only reason they couldn't marry each other was because konoha is homophobic and they would be kicked out if they came out"

And my cousin is the straightest man I know, he only watches anime for cool fights and stuff, yet he got that Sasunaru are gay and in love.

Yet we have ss and nh shippers insisting that they aren't, haha they are the only delusional ones who thinks otherwise🤣.

[soaps-mohawk]

I just came back from a study trip from Scotland, and I bought a lot of pinup stuff of shirtless Scottish men in kilts, like postcards, calendars, and magnets, even my magnet one is a guy flashing, his kilt blowing in the wind lol.

I was next to Edinburgh Castle, and a saw a Scottish soldier with his kilt, I kept wondering even if in the military do they have to were underwear or not.

Needless to say, I saw way more attractive men in my 3 days in Edinburgh, then my 8 days in London, though I met a really cute Manchester guy in York while clubbing, AGHH I didn’t even get his name, number or social media, he was obsessed that i was texan, and i was obessed that he was from manchester (i wish to study at the universty of manchester)

anyhow, I kept thinking of Johnny, while in Scotland 🤭

As you should 👏

Ugh I wanna go to Scotland so bad. I regret not traveling last year while I had the chance 😭 now I can't even afford to go across town.

[elizabeth-mitchells]

the nature of every family party is that every hour i alternate between "oh so there is something fundamental sooooo wrong with me" and "actually i've never fit in better than i do right here and now with these people"

[ratty9boy]

None of these guys are straight and I wonder if Hector knows

[theartisticdoofus]

so... they're cousins. THEY'RE COUSINS. nope. nope it's not canon. sorry it's just not canon to me. they are NOT COUSINS. kaiba was adopted cause his mom didn't wanna go through all that childbirth biz and THAT'S CANON NOW. THAT'S THAT. FUCK YOU ARGHHHHHHHHHAAA

[blerpdotcom]

i just fell asleep

[stinky-toons]

The comically sappy urge to randomly reach out to him and ask to fall asleep on call again cos even tho that stuff scares me it's soothing when it's with him

Idk I used to have a very specific way of seeing things until he pranced along omfg..HE MADE ME LIKE CHRISTMAS he already knows I kinda like Christmas but I liked it even more after last Christmas. I was making a gingerbread house and he INSISTED on seeing it but I wanted it to be just right and at that time I wos with my mum and she bought SOME SHITTY BRAND AND IT ALL FELL APART SO I THREW IT OUT AND HE STILL WONT LET IT GO?? He also used to make daily hot chocolates and he'd show me like. That's now a holiday I look forward to. Wtf. It's also foreign for me to like certain things about myself but he makes me genuinely like myself and love myself onfg. I sent him a picture of the day I got my bass and I was holding it AND ACCORDING TO HIM HE FOUND IT CUTE HOW I "Stood there like I wasn't trying to look proud but I definetly was" HOW DO YOU TELL THAT FROM A PICTURE I NEED HIM DEAD. I was proud though that bass is my life

Idk we've had our ups and downs and I can tell it's all true love cos we always come back with a strong I love you.

Shakes my head..only thing is im not actually dating him, not rn anyway cos my mental health is wavered with where I'm living so now I have to wait for college and really jump in and woo him. I'm gonna adjust to college, figure out some life stuff then try and ask him out TWHEHEH 😝‼️ He'll say yes cos we're both in love so I'm just...heh...that good..

[milesmentis]

JUST WENT TO MY FIRST LESBIAN WEDDING

Let's go GAY LOOOOOVE :3!!!!!

[dognightmare4]

look at vex from sackboy a big adventure (available on ps4 ps5 and pc (epic games and steam))

[shy-sapphic-ace]

I JUST FINISHED CARDCAPTOR SAKURA WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH NY LIFE NOW 😭💕