#i am so weird lol

[noblereason]

sometimes i am embarrassed about how fast i will turn a reply around and will purposefully wait to send it out bc i dont wanna seem overeager.

[monkesupreme]

dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.

(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)

Bonus: a regular day for Bruce

[boringwomanwithabook]

weird woman boobs

[cheriboms]

everybody was very nice on my last post(s) so !!! more cole and manfred be upon you :D

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

[p0th]

[grandkhan221b]

Jon, my guy, I know you were having a moment but you didn't need to read that part out loud

[teabagtoaster]

trg as pokemon trainers for this year's D20 zine jam!

this was part of I Choose You! - A D20 x Pokemon Zine, which you can find as part of this bundle (featuring every zine made from this year's jam!) all proceeds go to the oPt Humanitarian Fund :-)

[ekrixart]

Humanoid AIs

[theultracharmingladynoire]

[melancholyfleurs]

orgasming just from the feeling of my clit brushing against my strap combined with the overwhelming rush that came from pleasing and taking in the naked form of one of the most gorgeous people i ever met underneath me will forever top the list of most mind blowing and pleasurable things i have experienced in this lifetime

[amelia-yap]

aãäáàâãäåăe

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else ever feel like they never Fit In fandom spaces like. sure i create stuff SOMETIMES but i feel like such an outsider in the fandom and idk why asdkfsakdf

[transsophiedevereaux]

been rewatching s1 of leverage and it really hammers home how down bad hardison has been from the start. and it's not even the stupid flirting and telling parker she looks good in the bridesmaid dress.

when the team first gets together they don't really get parker. eliot calls her crazy about twice per episode, sophie clearly feels bad for her, and nate barely cares for anyone at this point. hardison, by contrast, always engages with her, answers her questions, listens to her concerns about the orphanages in the stork job, explains to her that they're a little more than a team, cheekily adresses her, while in character for the juror #6 job, just to make her smile. yes we all remember how parker stabbed the guy from the stork job with a fork, but also remember that, just moments before, while talking stone-faced to this guy she clearly loathes hardison managed to make her laugh with only a stupid vampire joke mocking the mark's accent. she thinks he's funny! they're in love your honour!!

[pigeonstab]

@wickjump your Crepic M'am. I'll let you come up with what they're saying..

[housecow]

From 210 to 310 between 2022 and 2024? That's 100 lbs. of fat in two years. No one has ever said anything, not even a "hey, I've noticed you gained a bunch of weight, is everything OK"???? . You balloon from a "she could stand to lose a few pounds" just over the line fat girl to head turning, "don't-see-this-everyday" gigantic - there's no way people you know haven't taken notice and aren't at least whispering "what the hell happened" or "wow, she's really letting herself go." (I would be very curious what your bf or hook-ups from early 2022 would say if they saw you now).

i. love this ask 🥺 idk though, i’ve gone up and down in weight quite a bit—i bet they’re just thinking it’s time for me to get back down to ~220 or so… doubt that’ll happen 🤭

people are also just. fat in TX 🫣 i see people fatter than me almost every day!! being cute and smart w tits like mine make ppl less inclined to say smthn i think lmfao

but also i only ever messed around w feeders 🤷‍♀️ i think they’d all be happy asf with where i am now, maybe a bit upset it wasn’t them that made me blow up