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top 10 sexiest moments in bl for you personally?
Only 10?
Okay some of these are screen caps tumblr as blocked so Imma name a few up top I can't show you, but there will be images as well, you just have to read on.
My Top Sexiest BL Moments of All Time
No specific order, way more than 10. Not sorry.
Eternal Yesterday - "whoa" scene
kiss x kiss x kiss: Perfect Scandal - "sweet senpai"
My Beautiful Man - the bloody finger
My Personal Weatherman - the shirt!
Old Fashion Cupcake - finger bite
Unknown - "you don't know my dreams"
Some More - you can kiss me, hyung
A First Love Story - pervert
Kiseki Dear to Me, this scene:
Love is Science - in the hotel closet
Okay,
THAILAND
2 Moons Ambassador - coitus interuptus
Ghost Host, Ghost House - THE LEG THIRST
I Feel You Linger in the Air - the OIL scene, holy fucking heck
KP - you know which one:
Love in Translation - that DAMN convenience store scene
Oh My Sunshine Night - that DAMN shower scene
Why R U? - THAT DAMN SAUNA SCENE
Secret Crush on You - the chain fence
The Sign - yeah most of it, the fantasies, but also that first sex scene
This Love Doesn't Have Long Beans - this distance shot
Y-Destiny ToruFirst - Dai si
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This post dated mid 2024 not responsible for amazing hotness that comes after.
Any of these surprise you? Probably not.
#all my favorite top sexitimes in BLs#I bet there are some surprises here#just because I didn't like the BL doesn't mean it can't make this list#Eternal Yesterday#My Beautiful Man#My Personal Weatherman#lost of japan but then they kinky and so am i#Unknown the series#less from Taiwan than I expected#and mroe for Korea#but that's strongberry's fault#Some More#strongberry#A first love sotry#Kiseki Dear to Me#I Feel You Linger in the Air#kinnporsche#Love in Translation#Oh My Sunshine Night#Why R U?#The Sign the series#Secret Crush on You#this love doesn't have long beans#Y-Destiny
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okay i think we need to start writing lists of hunger games theories/opinions we hold in disdain.
we do . . . here are some of mine:
gale killed prim
effie went through a spectacular character arc and came out to be a good person in the end
katniss supported coin's idea to hold one last symbolic hunger games
peeta is boring (boy is manipulative as shit hello)
finnick shouldn't have died, it should've been gale instead
the reapings were rigged to pick prim in the first book
coin is lucy gray
coin is worse than snow. also snow is worse than coin
snow truly, genuinely loved lucy gray
snow truly, genuinely cared about sejanus
gale is genuinely, truly an evil bad person
katniss should've ended up with gale
people unabashedly hating on the careers/cheering at their deaths/saying they deserved it
katniss's mother deserved more anger from katniss for the way she checked out
when people say they want to see more of the games/hope the next book has a sizable portion dedicated to it
when people make sotr about haymitch ships
when people unironically ship snowbaird or whatever-snow-and-sejuanus-is as a non-toxic, happy, loving couple and make romantic tiktoks about them
when people make any of the books about mainly the romance (they're about how romance/marketing is used to cover the less digestible aspects of the horrors of war hello)
when people say flickerman in tbosas was super funny comedic relief???? his literal point in that movie was to show how making sick, twisted jokes about children dying was used to water down the fact that, you know, children are dying. you're supposed to be sick to your stomach because he could casually banter and dumb down the severity of the hunger games, not laugh with him. if you laughed at even a single one of his jokes . . . like hello
the berries started the rebellion . . .
snow wasn't genuinely convinced by katniss's in-love-with-peeta act
when people thirst over snow because tom blyth is hot get me out of here
snow was a genius for the third quarter quell (that was an objectively stupid move on his part and not at all smart)
katniss never wanted kids and the ending was out of character for her (i'm all for criticizing writers that make (usually female) characters who explicitly don't want to have kids have kids anyway, but uh. katniss is not that character)
snow is smart in general. he is not smart, he's just opportunistic
gale didn't deserve katniss because peeta had bread and he didn't (do not take this the wrong way people; i'm saying this is a stupid anti gale argument, not that i ship katniss and gale)
pretty much anything the movies pushed or changed (*cough* hayffie *cough*)
the hunger games isn't a tragedy
#thg#tbosas#sotr#suzanne i understand you. suzanne i'm not one of THOSE fans <- terrible thing to say but please . . . please . . .#there may be more. i'm always surprised at the sheer number of WAYS people are able to misinterpret my queen suzanne's masterpiece#i AM gatekeeping. i AM. i don't care!!!! the hunger games is a fucking reflection of real life society and was written as such#if i sound stuck-up and gatekeep-y then good#this isn't some silly entirely fictitious fantasy where you can thirst over the villain as much as you want#ANYWAY#asks#innereverblaze#feel free to add on or something. or ask me to expand this is meant to be a bulleted list so i didn't go very in-depth#and let it be known that i HATE the thg movies. those things are awful horrific terrible adaptations and i HATE them#tbosas was okay though#stria speaks#good post#anti thg movies#anti hayffie
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tagging some moots cuz i need help im sorry for the annoyance and thank you: @evenaturtleduck @the-girl-who-cried-wolf @staliaqueen @theone @baezdylan @humanmessofaperson @camcorderrevival
#these have haunted me excessively and i am ready to cave in i just cant decide in which one#also dont be surprised farcile fanart and canon comfirmed is the reason i watched delicious in dungeon......#please reblog for bigger sample size cuz i cannot make a decision on my own#poll#if anyone wants to add onto the list i love letting the media consume me so just send me some fanart or long posts and ill go crazy over it
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HolyAdhhrShert IT'S ACTUALLY OLIVINE??@!!,,,,?@,@?@@?@,??
I ffidid not expect that either what is going on over at nuca HEAdquartees
#no i'm still not ready to look at yakumo i'm not looking at my dash yet i am only llooking at. ium. my activity page#but i couldn't escape the official announcement for the update in-game so!!#imagine my surprise when they LEGIT LISTED OLI AS THE SECOND CHARACTER#AHAHAHA SLUTTTY POSE FTW OLI YOU REALLY MAKING A BEAUTIFUL BRAND FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR SPINE#me going :O! oh!! my nice boys!! together in a nice dreamy fairytale landscape ☺#me aLSO going WHY WOULD YOU REPEAT ANOTHER COMBINATION FOR THEM? STOP THIS TOPBOTTOM SEGREGATION#I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE WITH THE EDMOND GARU QUINCY COMBO#YOU REVERTED TO YOUR STRANGE LITTLE X AND O GAME#i love my nice boys but let them mingle 😭#i guess these two went thru too much trauma in the sorceror's trials so um now it's time for a nice break#give these two some time to actually get to know each other better#not under the threat of immediate bodily harm and death. sounds pleasant! let's go!!
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I keep seeing videos online being like "back in my day we wanted toys and things that were popular and people around us also wanted for Christmas but now my kid wants trendy things and an Iphone 15"
and ive seen it phrased so many times that their idk 8 year old is like "I need the iPhone 15 for Christmas and I'm you bought me the iPhone 14 for my birthday but now that's old and crusty" and acting like wow my kid is so spoilt and bratty kids these days suck like - YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BOUGHT A KID THE IPHONE 14 FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY?! THEY'RE 8. YOURE DOING THIS!
They act like it's the kids fault when really they're growing up with access to things they really oughtened to, and some of the other things are just "my friend thinks it's cool and the rich kids at school have it so I want it" like you millenial parent didn't do the exact same thing just with other things. I hate that they're making fun of the kids due to their parenting choices.
#their Christmas list in entirety adds up to so much money!#how am I gonna afford all this?#I've also seen parents claiming their kids are so spoilt and bratty because#but like... aren't Christmas lists normally a “here's a bunch of things I'd love and then you pick some stuff off it so I get a surprise!”#dudes and girlypops#both as gender neutral terms#your doing this to yourself#creating a negative attitude towards your own children#girl I never expected my Christmas list and I'm still a teen so not too long ago I was that age#I asked for at least one type of animal every year (degus - chinchillas - rabbits - snakes - leopard geckos - dogs - cats - chickens -#bearded dragons - the lot)#knowing for well I'd never get them#and my parents wouldn't because no you don't get everything you want this is a wishlist not an everything shopping list#but holding out a teeny hope that Santa would take pity#but my point is that those among other things I knew I wasn't likely to get#millenials#parenting#gen alpha#Christmas
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I wish podcast listening numbers on spotify were publicly visible. I am just sitting here comparing the number of reviews of various f1 podcasts to each other and other big sports podcasts trying to get an idea of how popular they are in the grand scheme of things
#i checked both the uk and us charts to get an overview because i am mainly interested in english language pdcasts#and i was so surprised to find that there is one f1 podcast in the american top sports podcast list and that is the red flags podcast#i did NOT realize they were popular like that outside of tiktok#also based on number of ratings p1 with matt and tommy is doing amazing? like i knew they were popular#but for reference the top sports podcast in the us (some barstool one) has like 53k reviews and P1 has 16k#now of course the number of reviews is not perfectly correlated to listeners#but it still feels like a lot
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Preternatural abilities -- of the non-psychological variety -- afforded to the Walrider’s Host include, but are not limited to:
Enhanced Strength / Stamina: The inherent strength of the nanites comprising the physical aspect of the Walrider allows for a reinforced musculoskeletal system of its Host. Combined with similarly reinforced cardiovascular processes, the Host is capable of extreme physical strength and stamina beyond typical human capacity.
Shielding: A similar effect of the aforementioned musculoskeletal reinforcement. The nanites are essentially able to create internal armor that protects the Host from most any manner of damage -- though cosmetic or temporary damage may result from lack of anticipation / preparation for incoming threats. External shielding is also possible, and could possibly protect third parties from damage below a certain threshold.
Healing: Increased healing factor due to nanite presence in the bloodstream. The nanites can act as or bolster the activity of all three major types of blood cells to promote fast healing. Surface level wounds can be healed near instantaneously. Deeper or internal wounds require more time, but are still repaired at a miraculous rate. Third parties can benefit from the nanties acting as a temporary bandage / splint / etc. for injuries, but without the Host connection they will not heal outside the capabilities of their own body. Notably, the Host’s blood is thick and nearly black due to the replication and shedding of nanites.
Reduced Physiological Needs: As with just about every other bodily function, nanite-enhanced metabolic processes have all but rendered the need for things like food and sleep obsolete. However, increased but non-symbiotic Swarm activity -- i.e. when the Host is ‘fighting it’ -- has a tendency to spike these needs dramatically.
Telekinesis: External manifestation of the Swarm allows the Host to manipulate objects at a distance. Objects -- including people -- may be moved, thrown, destroyed, etc. Thus far this has largely been a destructive action. Maximum distance and size limits for objects is unknown.
Electrokinesis / Electronic Manipulation: Due to the electromagnetic nature of the nanites, the Walrider is able to manipulate electricity and electronics. Currents can be reduced or cut completely, and power surges can also be generated. Computers, phones, and similar devices can be hacked remotely. Such devices will often experience effects similar to magnet exposure in the presence of an ‘active’ Swarm -- memory corruption / deletion, screen distortion, etc. -- even if they aren’t the direct target of the nanites.
Levitation: A result of the Swarm’s ability to manifest externally in the same way that allows for telekinetic abilities. The Host’s body can float and move completely off the ground, limited only by his persistent fear of heights.
Note: the limitations of these abilities have not been well documented due to lack of testing, and general reluctance of the current Host to experiment. Side effects of overexertion in any capacity have included migraines, body aches, confusion and disorientation, extreme fatigue and hunger, and the drainage of dark and viscous blood from the nose / mouth / eyes. This is likely due to resistance in the Swarm-Host connection. A more harmonious symbiosis could potentially reduce negative side effects.
#(ᴅᴏᴄᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ) ;;; ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴ#i am cringe but i am free#sprinkles some op abilities on miles#to be fair i think i've talked about or at least hinted at most of this already. i don't think any of it is a surprise#but i wanted to finally just list it all out lol#been playing too many other games with skill trees and abilities and shit and it's time to let him have some fun#someone's gotta push him to test the limits of all of this though#he's got a very basic understanding of what the swarm is capable of#and hasn't really tried to learn or push the limits at all so
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My most interacted with fics:
Cocky Bastard Vibes (Zhongli)
Tipsy Tales (Anemo boys)
Why He Rejected You (pt 1)
Telling Them Off (Ayato, Venti, Xiao)
A Sight to Behold (Yae Miko)
Obvious (Neuvillette)
Simple (Alhaitham)
What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)
Why He Rejected You (pt 2)
Blasphemous Assumptions (Zhongli)
#personal#cocky bastard vibes is the least surprising thing on this list. it's the fic that convinced me to turn off my notifications haha#if you're a fan of this fic tho you can expect the spiritual sequel to be getting posted as the next chapter in the bookkeeping!series#tipsy tales is also not surprising. tumblr really likes low effort posts like those#i'd really love to expand on xiao and the traveler's one someday#why he rejected you (pt 1) shocked me when i first posted it because i expected people to hate it haha#i posted it to make a point because i was feeling petty at some of the character portrayal i was seeing#another reason i was shocked is bc pt 2 has all the popular characters but did worse than pt 1#i thought itd be reversed#telling them off is really shocking tho bc other than the ayato fic the other two fics SUCK HAHA#venti's is barely anything and xiao's portrayal is SO BAD. 'secret identities' is a way better portrayal of him#a sight to behold is also shocking because the genshin fandom on tumblr only like men#this fic is my most self-indulgent of them all because i am a SIMP. i really like the sequel to this fic tho#for 'obvious' every time i read that fic i'm surprised at how decent the ending is bc i fully admit i rushed it#but it's a typical romance (atypical for me) so it's not surprising it's on here#'SIMPLE' PISSES ME OFF. THAT FIC DOES NOT DESERVE THAT MANY NOTES. made me so mad 😡#'what destiny has brought' tho... that's the most shocking. like don't get me wrong it's a good fic but.... FISCHL??????#fun fact i literally cannot stand fischl. she's so irritating. i wrote that fic bc i couldn't stand the ending to her summer fantasia event#'she truly became fischl' BUT SHE'S LITERALLY NOT FISCHL??? she's living a lie???#she pretends to be someone else because she hates herself so much. instead of encouraging her delusions shouldnt we like???#give her some self-esteem and show her amy is worthy of love?#BUT THAT'S JUST ME#anyway 'blasphemous assumptions' is not surprising. it's not my favorite but it's definitely of the funnier in the bookkeeping series#out of all these fics 'what destiny has brought' and 'obvious' are my recommendations#one day i wanna do my lowest ranking fics because those are my favorite
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My summer reading list, in order.
#I am not going to read crime and punishment this summer#because I have been gifted soooo many cool nonfiction books for my bday I want to read those first#n lord knows I only got 5 chapters into C&P when it was my only book#but I included it bc it's been sitting on my shelf#beckoning#why have you forgotten meeeee it says#n E ways#I got lord of the flies at a little library when I dropped off like a 8 books I no longer wanted or had use for#I hadn't planned to take anything but I was like#I really do need to read more classics#and I was pleasantly surprised at how short I is#so when I finish the book I'm currently reading (Allison bechdels dykes to watch out for)#I'm gonna read it#also not featured is Allison bechdels fun home I read it a few days after I got it in like one sitting LOL#I want to reread it at some point but I want to get through what I have#+ that will give me time to digest#I wanna make a reading list based on all the literary works referenced in Fun Home bc there was so much classic lit I didn't understand the#references too and I makes me want to read them#shirt that says I heart intertextuality#anyways#I'm taking a philosophy class over the summer and working full time#so I'm hoping to at least get through Fuzz#before the fall semester#that's a book a month which is very doable#though I'm sure I can do more if I actually apply myself#studied blur#studyblr#hahaha#books
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five is gay and arospec thank you for coming to my ted talk
#lorien legacies#LL tag#LL number five#More to Follow in reblogs + tags because i do legitimately feel like there was Intent behind this coding#surprise the intent is fcking shitty lmao#but also it just. as much as boy is there some shit to unpack there#it absolutely kills me how strongly he feels for and about people in ways that are very queerplatonic#he isn't ~emotionless and cold and uncaring about connecting to anyone~#he wants to connect with people SO MUCH and they Mean Things to him#there's this uncomfortable trend i see in a lot of well-meaning aro rep where 'cares about their friends instead of romantic relationships'#becomes this weird kind of like.... public access/ownership thing where /everyone/ they might be friendly with gets equal priority#the aro person's life and heart and dedication and commitment just kind of get spread out equally to everyone#and no one particularly means anything to them more than anyone else because they're All Friends!#give me raw messy queerplatonic attraction and commitment and betrayal and love#let them choose their people like a thunderbolt; let them be confused and conflicted; let them hate and love in equal measure#'we were more than friends; we were partners' i just. /god/#five would honestly be great aro rep imo if he wasn't in fcking LL lmao#anyway five is just. deeply queer and i am being so very normal about it#add it to the list of reasons baby moogle glommed onto him so hard
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I posted 10,931 times in 2022
That's 3,454 more posts than 2021!
267 posts created (2%)
10,664 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@damatris
@blue-village
@doggytail-duck
@little-escapist
@ropsus
I tagged 10,898 of my posts in 2022
#random stuff - 3,253 posts
#stories - 922 posts
#fluffy fluffs - 768 posts
#art - 727 posts
#lotr - 558 posts
#eurovision - 391 posts
#kitties - 385 posts
#esc22 - 379 posts
#star trek - 373 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#en tiiä voiko ne liittyy jotenkin tekijänoikeuksiin koska en tiiä tarpeeks tekijänoikeudesta tän suhteen koska en itte tässä lokerossa kään
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
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I am weak, I hear a folk sound and fall in love
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I love the age old Finnish tradition of finding that one random Finnish relative of a Swedish Person and taking half of the credit of the performance
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thank fuck moldova went through
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My #1 post of 2022
serbia my beloved
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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
#noopa rambles#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#random stuff#the tag list is glitching for some reason??#it gave me tag '0' with 323 hits as the first result???#so I deleted that bc that's not at at all a tag I use??#idk why this#so now I don't know what my 10th most common tag is#I am not at all surprised that random stuff prevails bc it really do just be random stuff#also love that all my top posts are eurovision related#here's for another year and most certainly another year of eurovision
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….caught a mistake in the eye of darkness audiobook 😂 looks like it was caught before it went to print but love it when I catch authors slipping on continuity
#I’m enjoying eye of darkness but also…#if it came out that George Mann hadn’t read Fallen Star I would not be surprised#like I’m not accusing but I would also just not be surprised#like between the ‘indeera gets name dropped but nothing else’ and ‘nib is alive suddenly despite dying quite prominently’#i just…wouldn’t be surprised#not tagging because this is a tiny bit salty#anyway I checked the print copy and it did get changed so someone caught it#but come on George#i guess too it depends on what the audiobooks are based on?#I’m assuming they’re from ARCs/early drafts since they come out so close to the print publications#i guess unless Marc went rogue lol and decided to resurrect nib himself#it’s around 3:30 in track 44 (chapter 41) nib is included in the list of pilots#also I’m not really mad and am being genuine I love catching mistakes#it’s like a little reminder that if George Mann can have a continuity error make it to audiobook recording#i - who write for free entirely alone in my spare time - can have some continuity errors as a treat#I’m unnecessarily hard on myself and it’s nice to remember that like…it’s fine actually!
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One of the people in one of the ERG’s I’m (nominally, being y’know, Not In Corporate and therefore Wildly Unavailable for 2 pm Meetings or After Work (an hour+ away from where I work without including the fact I get off half an hour later anyways) Drinks) in was complaining about having to make a (very small) text based dungeon crawler for a final he’s taking, and I’m going to be honest I don’t know what class he’s taking but he can’t be paying attention and therefore I don’t think he’s going to pass because he knew he was allowed to use an existing engine but he didn’t know what twine was
#I just feel like his professor Definitely Told Them their options at some point#obviously I pointed it out but like My Guy#also he didn’t get my Adventure! joke which was sad#anyways ERGs! ‘we’re a big family who value and support each other but we never have meetings or events when non corporate staff can go!’#it’s been true for three companies now I’ve long since stopped being surprised#but having your name on a positive list people have to look at is not actually the worst idea so I am Part of It
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Hey All,
I've been away for some time, as we've been working really hard on something quite exciting:
let me present to you the world's first ever global ocean drainage basin map that shows all permanent and temporary water flows on the planet.
This is quite big news, as far as I know this has never been done before. There are hundreds of hours of work in it (with the data + manual work as well) and it's quite a relief that they are all finished now.
But what is an ocean drainage basin map, I hear most of you asking? A couple of years ago I tried to find a map that shows which ocean does each of the world's rivers end up in. I was a bit surprised to see there is no map like that, so I just decided I'll make it myself - as usual :) Well, after realizing all the technical difficulties, I wasn't so surprised any more that it didn't exist. So yeah, it was quite a challenge but I am very happy with the result.
In addition to the global map I've created a set of 43 maps for different countries, states and continents, four versions for each: maps with white and black background, and a version for both with coloured oceans (aka polygons). Here's the global map with polygons:
I know from experience that maps can be great conversation starters, and I aim to make maps that are visually striking and can effectively deliver a message. With these ocean drainage basin maps the most important part was to make them easily understandable, so after you have seen one, the others all become effortless to interpret as well. Let me know how I did, I really appreciate any and all kinds of feedback.
Here are a few more from the set, I hope you too learn something new from them. I certainly did, and I am a geographer.
The greatest surprise with Europe is that its biggest river is all grey, as the Volga flows into the Caspian sea, therefore its basin counts as endorheic.
An endorheic basin is one which never reaches the ocean, mostly because it dries out in desert areas or ends up in lakes with no outflow. The biggest endorheic basin is the Caspian’s, but the area of the Great Basin in the US is also a good example of endorheic basins.
I love how the green of the Atlantic Ocean tangles together in the middle.
No, the dividing line is not at Cape Town, unfortunately.
I know these two colours weren’t the best choice for colourblind people and I sincerely apologize for that. I’ve been planning to make colourblind-friendly versions of my maps for ages now – still not sure when I get there, but I want you to know that it’s just moved up on my todo-list. A lot further up.
Minnesota is quite crazy with all that blue, right? Some other US states that are equally mind-blowing: North Dakota, New Mexico, Colorado, Wyoming. You can check them all out here.
Yes, most of the Peruvian waters drain into the Atlantic Ocean. Here are the maps of Peru, if you want to take a closer look.
Asia is amazingly colourful with lots of endorheic basins in the middle areas: deserts, the Himalayas and the Caspian sea are to blame. Also note how the Indonesian islands of Java and Sumatra are divided.
I mentioned earlier that I also made white versions of all maps. Here’s Australia with its vast deserts. If you're wondering about the weird lines in the middle: that’s the Simpson desert with its famous parallel sand dunes.
North America with white background and colourful oceans looks pretty neat, I think.
Finally, I made the drainage basin maps of the individual oceans: The Atlantic, the Arctic, the Indian and the Pacific. The Arctic is my favourite one.
I really hope you like my new maps, and that they will become as popular as my river basin maps. Those have already helped dozens of environmental NGOs to illustrate their important messages all around the world. It would be nice if these maps too could find their purpose.
#maps reimagined#geography#cartography#maps#my art#rivers of the world#ocean drainage basins#ocean maps#river maps
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seven minutes of misunderstanding — satoru gojo
of all the ridiculous situations you've found yourself in, being trapped in a closet with satoru gojo has to top the list. especially when you're convinced he's dating his best friend.
Of all the places you expected to end up tonight, being crammed in a tiny closet with Satoru Gojo wasn't one of them.
A stupid campus party game had somehow led to this moment—you, him, and about fifteen winter coats in a space barely big enough for one person, let alone two.
You're painfully aware of every point where your bodies touch — your back against his chest as you try to avoid the hanging coats, his breath tickling your neck, his hand awkwardly hovering somewhere near your waist like he's not sure where to put it.
The closet is so small that when you attempt to turn around to face him (because somehow facing him seems less intimate than having his breath on your neck), your chest brushes against his.
You hear his sharp intake of breath, feel the way his body tenses against yours. You're so close to him in a way it makes your skin tingle, and you're grateful for the darkness hiding your blush.
"So..." Satoru drawls. "Come here often?"
"Did you seriously just—" You try to gesture incredulously and end up elbowing him in the ribs with enough force to make him grunt. "Shit, sorry!"
You try to put some distance between you but that only results in you stepping on his foot. "Oh god, I'm so sorry! Again!"
"Just—don't move," he says, his hands finally finding your shoulders to hold you still. You feel the warmth of his palms through your shirt as he clears his throat. "We could just... not do anything. Nothing has to happen if you don't want it to. We can just wait it out."
The consideration in his voice surprises you. You try to see his face in the darkness and end up with a mouthful of fuzzy coat. After spitting out what you hope isn't synthetic fur, you say, "That's really sweet of you. And like, I get it. This must be super awkward for you too."
"Awkward?" He sounds puzzled.
"Yeah, I mean... being stuck in here with a girl when you're..."
"When I'm what?"
"You know..." You wave your hand vaguely in the narrow space. "I just meant, like, with you and Geto..."
There's a moment of complete silence, and then Satoru starts laughing so hard you can feel him shaking against you. "You think— me and Suguru? Oh my god, is that why you turned me down for lunch last month?"
"Wait, what? I thought you were just being nice! You're always hanging all over Geto—"
"Because he's my best friend."
"And that time I saw you feeding him—"
"He had a broken arm!"
"The couples' costume at Halloween—"
"We were Mario and Luigi! They are brothers."
Every explanation makes you want to dissolve into the floor more. "Oh my god," you say. "You know everyone on campus thinks you're gay—not that there's anything wrong with that! I totally support you two, you're so cute together and—"
"Can you please stop," he interrupts, pressing a finger to your lips to silence you. "I am very, very interested in women."
Your heart skips. "Oh, really?"
"Yes." His voice drops lower as he removes his finger from your lips. "One woman in particular, actually." You can feel him lean closer. "And she's currently pressed up against me in a very small closet."
"Oh," is all you can manage, your brain short-circuiting as you process his words. You try to lean back slightly, but there's nowhere to go, and suddenly his face is very close to yours.
Then he asks a question you never thought Satoru Gojo would ever ask you. "Can I kiss you?"
The question is soft, almost vulnerable—so unlike the usual Satoru you know. When you don't immediately respond, too shocked to form words, his hand comes up to gently cup your chin, tilting your face up to meet his gaze in the darkness. "Can I kiss you?" he asks again, his thumb brushing across your lower lip.
A breathless "yes" escapes your lips before you can overthink it.
The first brush of his lips against yours is gentle, questioning, like he's afraid you might change your mind.
Then you grab his shirt and pull him closer, and gentle goes right out the window. He kisses like he's trying to prove a point, like he's been thinking about this for ages, and oh — maybe he has been.
His hands slide from your face to your waist, pulling you flush against him as he deepens the kiss. You gasp against his mouth, and he takes the opportunity to sweep his tongue against yours, drawing a small sound from your throat that makes him grip you tighter.
"Still think I'm gay?" he says against your jaw, trailing kisses down your neck that make your knees weak.
"Not sure," you tease him, even as your head tilts back to give him better access. "Might need more convincing."
You feel him smile against your neck. "More convincing, huh?"
In one fluid motion, he presses you more firmly against the wall, his body completely flush against yours. One of his hands slides into your hair while the other grips your hip, thumb stroking the strip of skin where your shirt has ridden up.
"Let me be very clear then." He punctuates each word with a kiss. "I am very—" kiss "—very—" kiss "—interested—" kiss "—in you."
His hand tightens in your hair as his tongue sweeps against yours, drawing a small whimper from your throat that makes him groan in response.
"God," he breathes against your lips, pulling back just enough to speak. "Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to do this?"
You can't form a coherent response because he's already kissing you again, harder this time, more desperate. Something falls off a nearby shelf as you shift against him, but neither of you care.
You're so lost in each other that you don't hear the warning knock. The door flies open, flooding the space with light and the sounds of party chaos.
"God, finally!" Geto's voice breaks through the stunned silence. "Do you know how long I've had to watch him pine over you?"
"Suguru, I will literally murder you," Satoru growls, but he doesn't let go of you. Instead, he leans down, his lips brushing against your ear. "Wanna leave this party?"
And oh, you do.
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What's That Smell? ~ Logan Howlett x Fem! Reader
✩ Word Count: 3.1k
✩ Content: Worst!Logan and Hairdresser! Reader. Wade acts like he's innocent in this, but he's not. Pheromone perfume. Logan doesn't go feral, but he gets there. P in V. Vaginal Fingering. Squirting. MINORS DNI!!
✩ A/N: I had to write about my man reacting to pheromone perfume. Enjoy!
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“Happy birthday!”
Wade hands you a pink gift bag stuffed with sparkly tissue paper. “It's not my birthday.”
“You're so silly.” He waves you away with a sensible chuckle. “It's someone's birthday somewhere. Anyway, I saw this and thought of you.”
You pull out a small bottle of perfume decorated in a crystal clear color. The design looked oddly familiar, but you couldn't pinpoint where you saw it. “Oh, thanks. I've been meaning to get some more perfume.”
“Well, the gods answered, and as your friend, I am known for reading my friend’s minds.”
You're pretty sure Logan brought it up to him one day, but you didn’t question it. You thanked him with a hug, and he mentioned something about doing a fashion show for Mary Puppins when he left your apartment.
It was nice of Wade to give you a gift. He's always been generous towards you since you were with Logan, but you didn’t expect something like this.
You even mentioned Wade's generosity to Logan later on, who gave a questionable raise of an eyebrow.
“Really? He bought you perfume?”
“Yeah.” You pull out the bag and show him the bottle. “Wasn't that sweet of him?”
Logan squints at the bottle, still not convinced. “I guess so.”
“You guess so.” You rolled your eyes. “Can’t you believe that he wanted to be nice? He doesn't seem like the type to play a cruel joke.”
“Cruel isn't the word I'd use.” He grumbles.
You place the pink gift bag back on your dresser, reminding yourself to use it the next time you go out.
That next time was for running errands. You had to restock the kitchen, enough to last you and your superhero boyfriend, who loves to eat and drink, for a couple of weeks. Plus, you needed to get more supplies for the salon. Logan would meet up with you at the store since he spent the night back at Wade's to prep for Mary Puppin's first day at doggy school. You could tell from the brief phone call last night that he was worn out.
You throw on an oversized t-shirt, leggings, and sneakers. Not the most attractive outfit. Before you left, your eyes landed on the gift bag. Harmlessly, you sprayed Wade's perfume behind your ears and the space between your bicep and forearm.
Running errands was serious for you. You weren't the biggest fan of spending hours at the store, wasting time grabbing groceries. Logan agreed with you on that front, as he didn’t want to waste time either.
Once you stepped foot inside the store, you were ready. With a list in hand, you were filled with total concentration. A few minutes later, there was a shift.
You received a lot more attention.
Many people coming up to you to tell you smell good. You just started in the produce aisle, and four people approached you. It surprised you the multitude of compliments you were getting despite having the appearance of a bum. Others were making conversation while you were trying to shop, asking you simple questions about good salad dressing brands. Or how many spices you have in your home. Trying to get closer to you.
One man didn't seem to get the hint that you were busy. He offered to help you with your groceries while you were in the cereal aisle. Logan's favorite brand of raisin bran was on a high shelf, causing said man to grab it for you. You were polite, but maybe you shouldn't have been, as he constantly hovered around you. Drawn to you for reasons you can't explain. Talking your ear off about whatever he could think of.
“You probably have your own shopping to do. I don't want to distract you.” You say, hoping politely declining him would make him take the hint.
“No, no, it's alright. I don't want to leave a defenseless person like you.”
You hold back at getting annoyed, “…it's a grocery store.”
“Still, I just think-”
“You got cotton in your fucking ears?” In a blink, Logan grabs the intruding guy by his shoulder, effortlessly pushing him away. “She didn't need any fucking help, bub.”
The guy scoffs, rolling his hips to make himself look more arduous, “And who are you?”
“Her boyfriend, who isn't afraid to make you a pathetic stain on the ground.”
You knew he meant it, but you also didn’t want to get banned as you really liked this store. The guy took the hint, leaving the cereal aisle like a defeated puppy.
“My hero.” You kiss Logan's cheek and see him sniff the air. He turns towards you, pupils almost blown. Before you can ask if he's alright, he grabs your wrist, smelling the space between your bicep and forearm. The action makes you laugh a little.
“What's that smell?” Logan takes a few more sniffs, and you feel blood rush to your cheeks. “It's sweet. Really fucking sweet.”
“O-Oh, I put on perfume today.” You didn't need to ask if he liked it as he was glued to your form, sniffing behind your ears, his breath fanning your neck.
“Is this new? I've never smelled this before.”
“Yeah, it's the one from Wade.”
Logan lets out a groan that sends straight to your core. Goosebumps coat your flesh, and you shudder when his hands creep under your shirt to feel your bare skin. His touch was hot, almost making your back arch. You had to remember you were in a grocery store. There were eyes on you two, and you had to regain some control, or else there'd be two new names on the sex offender list.
“Baby, we got things to do.”
You pull away from him, trying to ignore Logan's dejected face at the fact they had errands to run. He hardly said anything else after that. He delegated his role to being the silent shopper, pushing the cart and responding briefly whenever you talked to him. To anyone else, he gave off the appearance of a man not wanting to go grocery shopping. You knew it was something else when you noticed his knuckles turning white from gripping the cart. Everything in your body warned you not to get close to him until the errands were done.
An unsettled feeling arose inside your stomach when the two of you were outside, a cart filled with groceries. Logan mentioned he brought Althea's car, which is one of the few words he's said since then.
He told you to wait in the car while he put the groceries in the trunk. You wanted to help, but he pushed you to go inside, almost gritting his teeth. There, you sat on the passenger side while waiting for him to finish. Logan was taking his time and acting completely different from your usual outings. At one point, you saw him with his head towards the sky, taking heavy breaths, hands on his hips.
You had a feeling this was your fault somehow.
When Logan got inside, you ask, “You okay?”
“No.” He doesn't start the car yet. You could see the veins across his hands when he gripped the steering wheel. “You don't know how fucking good you smell right now. It's everywhere. My nose, my head, my thoughts. You don't know bad I'm trying not to rip your clothes off and fuck you in the backseat. ”
You didn't know what to say, but you liked it. Your thighs squeezed together at how a couple of spritzes of perfume were affecting him.
“Is it that bad? Do you wanna go home instead?”
Logan shakes his head, “You still have to go to the beauty store.”
“I can get those things another day-”
“No, sugar. I'm not ruining your plans because of a damn perfume.”
Butterflies tangle in your stomach. This man still had ways to make you shiver. You just needed to be a responsible adult for a bit longer.
The beauty store was five minutes away, but being in the car with Logan felt like an eternity. His large hand rested on your thigh, creating heat through his palm. Your thoughts wanted him to go higher, near your sex, to feel how horny you were getting. The car started getting warmer too, sweat forming on your brow. If Logan hadn't smelled you earlier, he would probably have smelled you now.
“I'll go in with ya.” He offers when pulling into a parking spot.
“No need! I'll probably be a bit anyway.”
You rush out of the car before he can say anything else. Practically running inside the store so you can get your mind straight. Your boyfriend's words were hovering in your mind, and you resisted the urge to turn back around and have him go by his word.
You needed to calm your mind. Hopefully shopping for more supplies would help and Logan staying in the car.
“Now, what kind of man would I be if I let my lady go in alone?” Logan's gruff tone sent chills across your spine and his arm around your waist to press against your back. No words escaped you as he sniffed behind your head. “Say something.”
“Logan…” You let out a shaky breath, trying not to falter at the proximity. He couldn’t resist copping a feel on your breast, which made you bite your lip. “There are cameras.”
He grunts, burying his face in your neck as you two stand awkwardly in the shampoo aisle. Thank goodness there was no one nearby to witness it.
“I'm behaving.”
“Barely.”
When you were usually out to restock, you were quick, decisive, a separate list on hand to make sure you had everything you needed for the salon. This time, you were slower and more distracted as Logan was glued to your hip. Giving you extra hugs after picking up an item you need on your list. A gentle kiss to your neck. His arm possessively around your waist. The man wasn't even a massive fan of pda either. Whatever this perfume was had him forgo his usual self.
When people were nearby, he didn't leave your side. His large pupils were on them as if they were a threat as if they were going to take you away from him.
If you had any more errands to run, that would have to wait another day. Once you two checked out from the store, your man was about to snap.
Logan was dead silent when he started the car, his knuckles almost turning white again. The apartment was only fifteen minutes away, and you weren't sure if he would be able to hold on that long. You only noticed deep, heavy breaths that overshadowed the radio you turned on to distract yourself. You weren't sure if you wanted to ask if he was okay again. You had a feeling he was going to go true to his word to fuck you in the backseat.
Once pulling up to your apartment, you were ready to get out, but his hand held yours to stop you.
“I'll get the bags.”
“There's a lot of them, I can help-”
“No.” He cuts you off, bringing your wrist up to his face and taking a long sniff. You squeezed your thighs together at the sight. A whimper almost escaped your lips. “Go wait in our room.”
You had nothing else to say after that.
You did as you were told, sitting on the edge of the bed while holding your hands. Your heart pounding in your chest as you heard Logan bring the bags inside. You weren't sure why you were nervous. You were doing what you were told.
Maybe he told you to wait because the scent was becoming unbearable. That he couldn’t focus, or your scent was dampening his enhanced abilities. Did you mess up? All you did was put on perfume. Or did Wade mess up? Did he accidentally bring you something that affected mutants? You should’ve thought twice before accepting a gift from him.
Slow and heavy footsteps made it's way into the room. You watched Logan close the door and lock it as if there was anyone around to disturb you.
“Take off your clothes.” He starts pulling off his own shirt.
You did so, albeit a bit slower than him. Your thighs clenched as you knew your cunt was wet from all of the waiting, the touches, and kisses from the stores, his filthy words. Logan's eyes scanned your naked body when he got closer. You tried not to focus on his hard cock, red around the tip, cum leaking from it. You wondered how long he was holding that in.
“You got some type of power I don't know about?” He doesn't give you a chance to answer when he presses against your naked body. Heat coming from his chest that was making you flustered. “You secretly a mutant, and you decided not to tell me?”
“No! No, I'm not a mutant. I swear all I did was just put on some perfume-”
Logan silences you with a kiss. Hands on your sides while groaning between your lips. You thought he was mad at you, yet he was sticking his tongue down your throat. His rough hands on your sides. You hold on to him for dear life when he parts, sniffing the air, and you feel yourself getting wetter.
“Motherfucking perfume should not make you smell this good, Jesus fucking Christ.” Logan swears while he's buried against your neck again, licking and sucking along your skin. You whine at how rough he's getting, as if he needs more of you. “I won't get mad if you tell me you are a mutant right now because fuck…”
Logan picks you up and tosses you on the bed. You barely have time to recover when he flips you over on your stomach. A hand presses on your back, keeping you firmly against the mattress. His lips kiss behind your earlobe before giving it a gentle nibble. That makes you shift underneath him, causing him to shush in your ear.
“Hold still.”
You do as you're told, whimpering at the touch of his lips against your nape. A light kiss, one that makes you want to put your head back, which is followed up by a nibble. Logan does the same while trailing down your back. You feel his hands palm the globes of your ass while he does so, creating tiny circles with his thumbs.
You moan into your pillow, and you know you're embarrassingly wet now. Your cunt is pulsing with the need to have him inside you already. His fingers dip inside you, and you gasp in surprise. Logan's able to pump his thick digits into your aching hole while leaning over you again, taking another whiff of your perfume.
“Lift your hips up for me, baby.”
You struggle to move your hips as he’s still two fingers inside you, but he helps you, a firm hand on your hip. When he does so, he moves down to your clit. The two fingers coated with your wetness parted your folds, rubbing that sensitive bud. It was getting harder to do as you were told. Keeping still as he played with your pussy. Taking in how delicious you smelled with the perfume.
“Logan.” You murmured against your pillow, “Please…”
“Please? My lady's begging for me?” Logan lets out a short laugh, not stopping his fingers. “You want me to fuck that pretty pussy of yours, huh?”
“Please…” You were on the brink of tears, that familiar feeling in your stomach about to tip over. Logan didn't show you any mercy, making you sob against your sheets. His fingers rubbed your sensitive clit until you couldn’t take it anymore.
You ached for him to be inside, cunt pulsing for him to slip his cock in. Once again, the tip of his nose brushed against your ear lobe as well as his cock in your sex. Your body quivered as his chest was on your back, hovering over you for complete control.
“Think you can give me another?”
You didn't have time to answer as he started pounding into you. Sticky, wet sounds in your ears as you were pinned. Not having a single thought every time Logan's hips met with yours, mouth wide open as you were being fucked dumb. A hint of your drool staining the sheets.
The headboard banging against the wall, mattress squeaking as Logan kept going. Grunting in your ear, saying that your scent was even better after your orgasm. That he wasn't going to come until you squeezed around his thick cock. And he meant it when he rubbed against your pulsing clit. You shook, moaning at his touch and how his cock pistoned into you.
Logan was angled perfectly to where he started hitting your G-spot, causing your vision to get blurry. Still not stopping on the assault on your clit.
“Lo…Logan…” Your body was getting hotter, another climax on the horizon.
“You almost there, princess?” Your answer was only a whine, and that was good enough for him. “That’s it, that's it. Do it for me, baby.”
This orgasm was different. As you came undone, wetness coated Logan's cock, some dripping down your thighs and his own.
“Oh fuck-” Without warning, he shot up inside you. Grunting in your ear while his seed filled your cunt, mixing with your own arousal and trailing down your thighs as well. Logan lazily pumped into you to make sure you got it all while groping your ass.
You could hardly move with Logan on top of you. Thank goodness he didn't rest his total weight on you, or you'd be crushed. He waited a few moments before pulling out, leaving you to lie on your side, completely docile.
No words were said when he cleaned you up, towel between your legs as he kissed your forehead. You started getting coherent enough to realize the groceries were still out, but Logan said he already put them away for you.
With a sigh of relief, you glanced over at the perfume before reaching for your phone to look up the label. That's when your eyes went wide at the reveal.
Wade gifted you pheromone perfume.
No wonder Logan was acting unhinged all day. With his heightened sense of smell, of course something like this would affect him. That is definitely the last time you take a gift from Wade.
As you showed Logan what the perfume was, his brows furrowed in slight annoyance, calling him an asshole.
“But,” Logan folded his arms, glancing away from you. “I wouldn't mind if you wear this more often…”
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