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HOLY FUCK THAT WAS SOME CLIFFHANGER
#also i called it!!!! i knew gemma would be alive!!!! FUCK YEAH#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e9#stria speaks
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oh my lord burt is married
#awkward . . .#i guess it's not cheating if you genuinely don't remember them or whatever#stria speaks#severance s1e9#severance liveblog#severance
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ohhhh she's onto him
#mark you're cooked. and fried and boiled and baked. sorry man#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e9#stria speaks
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HELENA EAGAN???? AND THE SENATOR DUDE'S WIFE????
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HECK YEAH FINALE HERE WE COME!!!!
#super excited#i've heard the season one cliffhanger is AWFUL though so. i'm a bit nervous since i have to sleep after this#eh. whatever#stria speaks#severance liveblog#severance#severance s1e9
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this is a normal way to deal with being fired.
#trashing the house and screaming and crying and cursing#okay i guess i can see it but this is entirely over the top. girl#severance#severance s1e8#severance liveblog#stria speaks
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this waffle "party" is pathetic
#the room is dark and empty and lonely and those waffles don't even look that good#stria speaks#severance liveblog#severance s1e8#severance
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not to be that guy but uh. you just kissed your boss, helly
#hr will be speaking with you shortly mark. assuming this place even has one#severance#severance s1e8#severance liveblog#stria speaks
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okay . . . that was weird. that was weird right? yeah. that was weird
#i'm talking about pixelated kier telling helly he loves her. erm. weird choice on the company's part#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e8#stria speaks
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bro is not understanding the point is not to talk or not talk about gemma but to be normal about her
#“sheeee was great. sheeee was-” “goodbye mark” LMFAOOOO#stria speaks#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e7
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awwww okay outie burt's goodbye speech was cute
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something something a five minute dance party is representative of how corporations give their employees just enough of a break to keep them on their feet but not enough for them to feel like actually fulfilled something something
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they want me to ship mark with like thirty thousand people soooo bad
#it's okay i'll stay strong against the romantic assault#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e6
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mark and alexa chanting "fuck you lumon, i hate you lumon" because the music is just that good would be a lot more realistic if the music was actually. just that good
#IT'S SO BAD WHY ARE THEY GETTING INTO THIS#at least maybe if the beat was consistent or the song was good . . .#sorry. anyway. ahem#stria speaks#severance#severance liveblog#severance s1e6
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YOU CAN CONTROL IT????
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singing about kier . . . this show is quickly going off the deep end
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