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A rock used as a barn doorstop on a Michigan farm for over 30 years has turned out to be a massive meteorite worth more than $100,000.

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boobs or ass

bass

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meanwhile on Twitter

you could make the argument that it’s foolish that everyone in the world should know what the Odyssey is but if you’re from a western country that literally has Greek history stolen away in your museum then well, really a child left behind.

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// BIRDS OF WAR // MNHR - ‘Mynah’ Minenarbeit-, Nukleartechnik-, Hochsicherheits-Replika

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tire pressure light came on while i was driving home last night, which is bullshit bc i topped them off pretty recently (came on a week ago bc of the cold) and they're still perfectly taut.

turns out when the light comes on and blinks a bunch before settling it indicates a problem with the sensor. learned this from google and had a shounen anime-style flashback ("when did--no, it can't be--!") to when i went over a particularly unpleasant manhole cover fifteen minutes earlier and Felt It.

then had another flashback, but distinctly more faded out and echoe-y, like from a multi-season mystery series where they remind you of some seemingly trivial detail from the first episode, of That One Relevant Tumblr Post, You Know The One

anyway the next morning i deliberately hit a small patch of uneven road on the way to work and voilà. no more light.

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I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

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Wendy's employee who saw me cataclysmically stoned and hooked me up with 20 nugs on an order of 10 i hope you get your ass ate forever, I think they should let you kill one person legally per year, you deserve a pet dragon.

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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It's fuckign 2025

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Wheaty: So how‘d you like the new mix for the radio?

Deputy: *turns off cult radio*

Deputy: Love it. Literally the best.

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Practicing my chibis.

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Replaying fc5 so have these

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finished the bo:cw campaign. I had some feelings

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Some Cold War memes

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Friendship bracelets for all <3

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the seeds 🛐