#i am so feral for this

[hyperfixssession]

Ok no, no, there is something going on between Kepler and Jacobi. Stand by for my crazed theory, held together by red yarn on a cork board. In episode 55, we get Jacobi confirming ‘I like the men folk’ (so glad you’re a member of the family babes). But this is not the thing that makes me certain there is something going on. Cutter is on the ship, along with a handful of black ops who appear to outrank even Kepler, a messed up Hermes crew and the double edge to his sword, Pryce. Correct me if I’m wrong, some of the first words out of Kepler’s mouth are praise of Jacobi. The minute Cutter says Jacobi is to be taken away, Kepler cuts in with a positive review of Jacobi’s performance,,, *unprompted*. A knee jerk reaction, that I think was a subconscious effort to try and keep Jacobi safe, even if Kepler didn’t 100% intend it that way or realise what he was doing. Could brush it off as ‘Jacobi was his 2nd in command, they worked closely for 6 years, they are incredibly loyal to each other. But the thing that really gets me? The events of dirty work happened barely 24 hours prior to Cutter’s arrival. Jacobi tried to kill Kepler by proxy, less than 24 hours ago. By and large, Kepler, based on all we’ve seen of him, should be throwing Jacobi under the bus immediately. But he does the opposite. He wants Jacobi safe, he wants to make sure Jacobi isn’t punished, he wants to make sure Cutter perceives Jacobi as special and important so that Jacobi is kept around, not brainwashed, not killed. Kepler is working overtime not to save himself, but to save Jacobi. There’s something between them. I swear to god.

[nashdoesstuff]

JAA THE WAY I FUCKING AUDIBLY GASPED

aGGHHHHHHHHHHVDNJDJDJDHD KISSING HER ON THE FOREHEAD MUAH MUAH I LOVE THIS WHAT?????

YOU’RE THE BEST ILY /P /GEN

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

this is my current favorite set of noises. i want to suck mat uychich's cock for this drum line. i am listening to this on loop. it's getting between the wrinkles in my brain and scratching all of my itches. everything wrong in the world is made easier because i can have this. i am listening to it over and over so i can focus on a different instrument every time. this is the most important thing ever

[justaduckarts]

WHY STAR HOLDER SO SMAL? THEY ARE SO FREAKING TINY IN ECLIPSE'S HOLD HELP

Yes I didn't forgot i just slow af lol Anyway, gotta read the new chapter, i swear it's like a drug and you are damn good dealer ^^

HANDS HOLDING HANDS HOLDING HANDS HOLDING HA

I'm calm.

NO I AM NOT REMOTELY CALM LOOK AT THOSE HANDS LOOK HOW GOOD THEY ARE LOOK AT SIZE DIFFERENCE. Blessed size difference.

AAAaaAAAAAAAA TWAY I'M SHAKING IM SCREAMING I'M GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS And very gently holding this art oh my gosh thank you <3 <3 <3

I hope you enjoy the new chapter, it has a lot going on but also nothing at the same time! And thank you aavhetjyeb SO GLAD you're enjoying the story!!

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

tie me to your bed and force me to take a knotted toy that's too big. listen to me cry as you stretch my hole and slap my cunt as i beg you to stop. when you push the knot in, watch my back arch and my eyes roll back as I rock my hips up to take the knot. as I start to get used being filled, switch it on. let me scream as it comes to life and starts pounding my puppycunt. this is my place, this is where I belong- tied down and being forced to submit to a bigger doggy

[kyasunn]

So how about those secrets, eh?

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[selenityshiroi]

Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him

'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'

'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'

'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'

'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'

'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'

And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.

When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'

[britcision]

DP X DC PROMPT BECAUSE FUCK SLEEPING I DON’T NEED OXYGEN

It’s a hard summoning. A horrible summoning. The very worst Constantine’s ever been part of, he was expecting a rough ride with an entity of this power but surely this is excessive?

The Ghost King has been known to accept deals for centuries, and yeah the terms are shit but the world is full on ending and the Justice League are out of better options

When the magic lashes out and takes Doctor Fate to his knees, he begins to doubt what they’re doing

Is this really the better option? Really? Sure, Pariah will take the souls of all their enemies into his army for conquest, but if it costs everyone anyway…

**

Danny wrapped arms, legs, and teeth around the telephone pole in Amity Park, growling against the pull

Of COURSE this had to happen three days after he made a joke about “being the only entity John Constantine hasn’t tried to sell his soul to” to Clockwork

He’s not fucking losing the bet about making it to the end of the week

[buckysteve]

art/patrick + old childhood best friends motif

[kelin-is-writing]

The butterflies in my stomach going CRRRAZZY over him…

[cinematicnomad]

9-1-1 ▸ 7.05 you don’t know me

[shamblespirate]

[fennethianell]

As promised, a bunch of sketches I did in free time. Obsessed is an understatement.