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she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead

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i think they got a front man named brian on purpose to fuck with us

My favorite The Front Bottoms song is Me vs Your Friends by The Flat Stanleys

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lemme borrow 2 doller

hell yeah brother car time

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"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? well i'm just a tie dye dragon. oh yeah. oh yeah. oh yeah. oh yeah. i'm just a tie dye dragon.

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i’m crying this community is so funny

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he spends most of his time rotting on a tour bus i think he has bigger issues

do we think that Brian Sella ever hears someone talk about how he can't sing (while that is the appeal of tfb) and gets sad

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HOMOSEXUAL 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼

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Faggot

you're damn right i am ‼️‼️

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🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 STINKY!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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STINKY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

NO!!!!!!!! NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOOK A SHOWER A FEW HOURS AGO I SWEAR

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okay thanks i guess

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mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

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1. "i don't fw them" okay user brianzella

2. the ciaran thing is not comparable. he was kept due to a contract, and then he left immediately after it expired. obviously i can't know the entire story but i highly doubt they wanted to get sued over a breach of contract. the allegations towards him came out after he started working with them. agreeing to work with an artist when the allegations are dated BEFORE any possible contract is what we're currently dealing with.

3. the touring bassist (and lead singer of well wisher), natalie newbold, is a lesbian. if tfb hated women i doubt she'd be around for as long as she has been lmao

for those of you not on Instagram this is what the comments look like on the zach bryan announcement. none of this is cropped or edited, just the first 10 pages of comments.

and there has been zero response from the band or management

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the first thing you gotta know if you’re gonna be a front bottoms fan is that there’s a song where we all howl like wolves and there’s a song called wolfman and these are not the same song

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despite the horrors, i did my periodic check in to see if funny you should ask still gives me a hypnotic level of dopamine, and the answer is yes