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It is... pointing your thumb at someone and saying "that guy"
From just a little more thought given the replies to this I would say that it is essentially "Too much to put into simple words and would require more to explain than is really wanted or needed" or to describe qualities that are otherwise ineffable
this is just me messing around and my personal thoughts though, salt is useful in small amounts in many recipes.
i love the linguistic trend of expressing something difficult to describe by just not including an adjective where there usually would be one. “i had a day today,” or “he’s definitely one of the characters of all time.”
it’s like i can’t describe this so i just won’t. you get it tho.
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I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)
#it's a little crusty around the edges but. i am not a professional i just like binding books#the colored dots are bc my printer is strictly black and white and i needed a way to differentiate text colors#so. posca pens.#all the videos are QR codes !!#17776#is there even a fandom for this i legitimately don't know#if there is i love y'all
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"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?
#doctor who#the doctor#nuwho#new who#9th doctor#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor#13th doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#thirteenth doctor#twelfth doctor#the answers to these in order are:#ten- nine- ten- eleven- eleven- twelve- ten#we are at 550 notes and I am back with edits to the tags...#a few other ways to rank them. including but not limited to#“most likely to trip and fall” “most gender” “best cook” “coolest stims” “flavor. scent”#one person didn't realize that this was a doctor who post until they reached “best costume”#which means that they thought the previous questions were normal ones to ask about medical professionals#so many notes what the HELL is going on here /ref#1218 notes?? awww you shouldntve! for me?#AIGHT YALLSEY ON INSTA JUST POSTED THIS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUCK#more options: “best at defeating an angry chihuahua” “best tardis console room”#2k#i guess
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SO I had an idea of a potential heart to heart between Vlad and Jack.
This has been bouncing around my head for a year now but I GOT IT OUT I'M FREE.
BONUS:
#danny phantom#danny phantom fanart#parent unit trio AU#its a dumb joke#huehuehue#thank you spongebob#i am not a professional#I am not a digital artist#this was done on gimp#hipster draws#comic#dp#jack fenton#vlad masters#madeline fenton#i done did my best to draw jack's dad bod#vlad looks scrungly#just the way he ought to look#scrungle that man
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im seeing very little coverage (at least on here) about how moo dengs popularity on the internet is leading to her being harassed at the zoo as well as how the khao kheow open zoo has a history of multiple cases of animal abuse for sake of entertainment (tw for the last link specifically- its a video that begins with a few seconds of moo dengs image but shows a baby elephant being stabbed & swat with a stick by a keeper for ‘discipline’).
while im glad that moo deng IS bringing awareness & a new love for pigmy hippos (which have a dwindling suggested 2000-3000 number population in the wild), i think we should also take into account that not all zoos/animal sanctuaries take the best interests of the animals they are supposed to care for to heart- especially ones that put more of a focus on entertaining tourists than caring for their animals.
#personal#moo deng#i understand that a lot of the ways the animals in zoos like this are treated have cultural ties & are methods that have been used#for hundreds of years but there are ways to not do that… its 130 am i cant really put everything im thinking of into a more professional#looking post but. i just think we should at least keep this in mind#something something chappell roan talking about being an overnight celebrity & being forced to cater to the publics every desire at the cos#of ur privacy#im not saying & posting all this to be a bummer btw we SHOULD celebrate her !! but we also have to be conscious about how animals like#moo deng are being handled & cared for#sorry i put so many tags im just sitting here thinking#u can reblog the post btw
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(loosely) that scene from potc... its so Them i think...
#apologies for the low quality scribbles i simply couldn't be fucked!! <3<3<3#and they're a lil funky.... i havent drawn em in a while....#but geez. man. oof. ough#the potential of the pining + Names ouagshashjafkanvfla#THE RITUALS ARE INTRICATE#scribble salad#franklydear#welcome home#ever since finding out how they call each other by last names my brain has been Mush over that#the layers!!! the potential for development!!!#what would the transition to first-name-usage look like#i feel like they're gonna be on first name basis Before they actually refer to each other by their first names#and maybe frank will call him eddie first.... maybe....#leaving eddie to be the one maintaining a sort of 'professional' distance#but in the process making their interactions Way more intimate and emotionally Charged than they would've been otherwise#its about the suspense... about the 'am i allowed to know what your name feels like'....#the 'i want nothing more than to know what my name sounds like in your voice'#receiving your mail and waiting for the time he finally allows that little distance to be closed with one simple syllable#or delivering the mail and waiting for him to open both doors w/ hand & name#both an allowance and a confirmation and an answer and a promise wrapped up in one little word#Im Just Speculating & Rambling at this point#OUGH FRANKLYDEAR <3<3<3<3#i cant wait to watch them really go Through the Horrors while falling in love#bc when nothing is real or certain what else can you cling to but each other#so abnormal about them....#wh has opened my eyes to the inherent romanticism & pain of mail carriers#they will always come to your door but they will also always leave#and the gifts they give you are always from someone Else#all you can hope for are those Moments where your fingers brush as they hand over letters#where the only true words between you are the ones hidden away in ink and belonging to neither of you
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aegis is a robot built for combat in the 90s. she should be 6 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse
#gryff making woman tall again yes yes but REGARDLESS#she was built in the 90s! she is made of heavy machinery! she should be big!!!!!#persona 3#p3#p3 aigis#aigis persona 3#persona 3 reload#p3 reload#p3re#i am going to learn to draw aegis in a way im satisfied with and that starts with making her swole as hell#i imagine when she wears clothes she looks like a professional wrestler#and also towers over everyone#*voice filled with lust as i say this*
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I have a CRYSTAL CLEAR vision of postcanon chillaios political marriage fic where dozens of suitors are vying for Laios's slightly sticky hand & he is. oblivious. Which almost causes a major diplomatic incident. Someone (Kabru) tries to delicately explain that he should probably take a spouse already and Laios is like. Oh cool. Chilchuck? Wanna get married? And Chilchuck who had resigned to let the weird Thing he had for his old coworker die quietly has to fucking deal with THIS now.
#Chilchuck is also kind of fucking shocked and Laios is like. Oh I thought u knew?#I was respecting your professional boundaries. But I thought u knew I was obsessed with u for years? ? ? ? Sorry. Am I making it weird.#Anyway kabru says I need a spouse with good diplomatic skills who can guide and instruct me :)#You've been guiding and instructing me for ever! :)#I know you don't feel the same way as me but maybe it could be good for the halfling community? :)#chilaios#Chilchuck the most private man in the worLD dealing with his new relationship being subject to international scrutiny. Do u see my vision.#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Not an arranged marriage but very much a political marriage ugm?#HOW WILL THIS IMPACT THE BURGEONING HALFLING RIGHTS MOVEMENT
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Speaking as a professional dog trainer, I want to take a moment to talk about relationships with the human half.
I am really tired tonight and I received a lengthy email from a client that was essentially looking for validation of their efforts. Initially I was annoyed at the prospect of doing a lot of written hand holding. So I sat on answering it for a bit.
In that time I thought about my past self and some of the emails I sent when working with a trainer myself. They are so very cringe inducing now. Needy and desperate to hear that I was doing right by my dog. If that trainer was irritated with me, they never showed it. They always treated me with patience and kindness. And I honestly draw a lot of guidance from those interactions.
I want to give my clients the same reassurance and compassion that I was treated with. It's a cornerstone of my personal approach to dog training.
I did end up writing an equally long email back highlighting their hard work and dedication to their dog. I reaffirmed their progress and cheered them on for future successes. Because even when I'm tired and cranky, I want to give my clients, on either end of the leash, encouragement.
All learners deserve compassion and that absolutely includes the human half.
Anyway, happy training y'all and I hope you take time to be kind to yourself.
#dogblr#dog training#my thoughts#as a professional dog trainer#kindness goes such a long way#and i am determined to be the kind of person who encourages
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Inktober Day 25 - Alpha Gaming
Today I thought I'd go ahead and hunt down that new hedgehog game everyone’s so excited about, since I had a target giftcard and it's been a hot sec since I played one of these - was fully planning to hop on that cool winged shadow trend for the inktober to commemorate my success, but that changed 15 seconds into the first stage when I remembered I actually suck shit at sonic games 👍
#inktober#inktober2024#my art#doodles#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sxsg#sonic x shadow generations#my experience can best be summarized by the first 30 seconds of playing the game#where I used chaos control for the first time and Immediately shot off the side of the stage and died#I have despite all odds gotten past the first boss#but I am well acquainted by this point with the entirety of kirk thorton's professional dying discography#shadow I think you're very cool and I'm very sorry that I'm going to make you look like an Utter fool for the entire run of the game#in fairness his stages seem way easier than the single sonic one I tried hA#i just can't fucking see where sonic is half the time in the 2d sections#maybe I need to get my eyes checked or something idk#the hogs are just moving too fast for me smh#it is nice to play one of these again though it has been a While#for reference the one and only other sonic game I played was unleashed lol#back in uhhhh#2008????#god#well glad to know my gaming hasn't improved much since then lmao
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sometimes i think about an AA universe where Edgeworth didn't have to be shuffled off every 5 seconds so he could maintain credibility as a rival....where Phoenix didn't have to win every case...yes AA is a game yes i understand why it did that for the narrative. but when I look at those lonely scared 24 year olds from AA1 i can't help but think that their version of a happy ending would be to be able to get used to each other. to face each other over stupid cases and small things. Sometimes one winning, sometimes the other, until it hardly matters anymore, all that matters is finding the truth together. I want them to take each other for granted!!! i want them to look at the other across the courtroom and say "time to face this bitch for the hundredth time i guess!!" these poor bastards have never had anything approaching emotional stability before let them have each other damn it
#idk im just. emotional#i feel like at that age?? at that place in their character development??? romance aside that would be legit be#the best happiest situation for both of them. and i feel things when i imagine it#we see so much of the grand gestures intense moments side of their relationship#they're always helping each other in their darkest moments and stuff like that but i wish they could also have#a very mundane professional dynamic. bitchy and prickly and earnest cause they both care a lot. and loving in their way#it's sad to me that so much of fic revolves around the idea that 'when phoenix and miles start dating miles will finally stay' thats#so tragic!!!!!!! am i the only person who thinks that's tragic#the game had to keep them apart for Narrative Reasons but i know my boy miles edgeworth and he would want to get bored of that spiky hairdo#and that handsome face. from seeing it in court so much.#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#aa1#aa2 spoilers#aa3 spoilers
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SHADOWPEAH!!!!
Flat colors & sketch!!!
#tetris draws skrunklies#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk six eared macaque#lmk sun wukong#shadowpeach#lmk shadowpeach#is it annoying 2 put extra stuff under a cut or nah#idk💀💀#it’s 5 am & I haven’t slept cause I’m a professional procrastinator#(read: I have ADHD & sleep is 4 losers)#n e ways I’m in my ‘fuck-LMK-character-canon-designs’ shit again#I’m sure u an spot hc’s I took from other fandom goers#anyways I’ve been drawing sm flustered SWK I figured it was the wet cats turn#bone apple teeth#btw should I start adding my refs on posts 2??#in case u guys want the poses or nah
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One of the many tragic aspects of Mikuni's character is that if he were to prevent the affair from happening, misono wouldn't be born.
With that being said, the reason why he would want to be misonos' father becomes simple. It's because that's the only way to prevent the affair from happening, and still make sure his little brother is born.
I mean, someone's gotta do it. (Im sorry lmao)
Im thinking he goes back in time, offers Hokaze to marry him to solve the money digging issue, meaning she wouldn't have to go after his father. Preventing the affair, preventing his mothers death & countless others, while also making sure misono still gets born eventually, except it's as his.. and Hokaze's son.
...yeah
And this might be the first time you'll find me not rooting for him.
#i mean i STILL am just not THAT plan#to give himself to an adult he knows is responsible for the problems in his life as a way to prevent those problems??#yeah no that would be the death of me#why am i posting this? because i dont like the “Mikuni had a childhood crush on her” allegations#sorry not sorry#they just dont do justice to the story in my humble opinion#also do you realise how young he was at the time of the affair? he was like YOUNG YOUNG and yes he was mature for his age but lets not#servamp#servamp manga#mikuni alicein#alicein misono#anyway#i also think that part of the reason is because of the situation he was put in as a child where he had to parent him#bc Kiriko was mentally unstable and mikado...is mikado#but that's another conversation#also its late at night so pardon the unprofessionalism#not that im sure its a word or that i was ever professional to begin with#honestly these tags can be a whole new post on their own lol
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like. do you ever think about how weird the mcu was to their actors around infinity war and endgame. like that was weird. what do you mean some of them only got sections of scripts and filmed scenes in parts and didn’t always know what character they were talking to. that’s weird.
#i might be misremembering but i don’t think i am?#and i know tom spoiled some things but like. what was this. they’re all professional adults#how are you supposed to make good acting choices when you don’t know what’s happening?#i assume they stopped doing that because i didn’t hear of it afterward#either that or they made everyone contractually obligated to shut up#but i would hope they realized it was pointless especially bc people stopped caring As Much after endgame#not to say people don’t care but the superhero bubble popped quite a bit TO ME#not pjo#chitter chatter#sorry I just think about this all the time because. it was weird? right???#if im wrong about what happened im sorry it’s like 7 am im just spitting random posts#(disclaimer: dropped mcu officially after no way home and stopped paying attention#for a LONG long time and only hear about it through friends so again: could be wrong)
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MCR Osaka via jojo_cmj
#gerard way#mcr#mcrosaka#mcr osaka#my chemical romance#i am so excited for professional photos to come out i'll go crazy#also its all i have LEFT#op
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Hello! I want to learn how to draw content on the more spicy side, but I'm unsure where to start. Do you have any tips/resources for it? I would love to make Corrin/Gunter art and some of my other favorite pairings. Thank you in advance!
on the practical/technical side:
having a solid understanding of anatomy helps, of course - the basic bone structure of course, but how skin, fat, muscle hangs as well. you don't actually need to watch live-action porn to get references (i never have believe it or not), but i do follow a few historical kink/bear magazine archivists online. personally i find that there's more of a variety of beautiful shapes and humans in those old photos, and you generally know it's consensual since they've personally submitted them.
you also can't go wrong with reading other erotic comics ... i say comics vs illustrations since you start to see the pacing of these scenes like any other human interaction and the tools the artists use. when does intimacy turn into foreplay? when does the artist/mangaka zoom in to capture the sensation of the moment? what clever tricks do the artists to capture the climax when the bodies are all pressed together and when finding a good camera angle is tricky? how do they show the heightened feeling with symbols and textures? how is kink power dynamics shown with characters in different positions? do you show faces and the expressions to show the pleasure or not? what comics feel cold and manufactured to you versus ones that capture real eros? why? etc.
on the mental side:
if you're anything like me, you might have a lot of shame to untangle when it comes to harder varieties of erotic art. (i hope not! not everyone does. but it's unfortunately common given the societies we live in.)
it's going to take a while, and it's going to feel really weird at times when you draw something that's uncomfortably intimate or taboo, but that's when you know it's working and you gotta keep pushing through.
you gotta keep drawing.
privately, i have a personal rule that i'll draw anything at least once; if i feel afterwards that it turned out to be a personal squick, i won't go there again, but that guideline has been marvelous to start breaking through the manufactured idea of disgust and also just to experiment with putting myself in other people's shoes about what they find hot. sometimes it's surprising! i've learned a lot.
lastly, on that note - draw what you find deeply intimate. forget about other people. selfshipping? the most niche kinks possible? the kink that feels like the internet can't stand? who gives a shit about them (no taste, the lot of them).
draw the human. the tenderness, the visceral, that overpowering desire for you that almost scares you with how intense it is and that sends your brain alight.
that's going to be timeless.
#now selfishly. takes your hand. please know i am vibrating with delight at the sheer thought of more gunter/corrin and the like :D :D :D#either way regardless what you draw wishing you success and happiness anon ~#not art#the 'draw what you want' is so real tbh. i've had multiple professional animators say lovely things about my gunter/corrin drawings#- just because i could not fake going absolutely feral over old man wrinkles even if I *tried* lol#people are a lot more into different/crunchy body types and kinks than we give them credit for!
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