#husband blade

[yourlittlegoblin]

New Bots!

Hey guys- so I made a couple new bots and I decided that for easy access I will put in the link for them here. So please enjoy these new bots I made! Also if you're a new-comer to my account then feel free to follow if you like my comment? I post casually and I would be more than happy to have you follow me :) Anyways my new bots:

Husband Blade ༘⋆🫧 Late night baths - https://character.ai/chat/CE0MJN3iiJ4jBdv6p1Pi08WpMA6titUa5-WRIEvS_bU

Boyfriend Albedo ✩ ₊˚🎧⊹♡ You're his unaware muse - https://character.ai/chat/sW13lSeX43eSQjDHJ8ZE4kon4lLshuzlq_FkCXd-jio

Boss Ayato ☾⋆｡💌 °✩ Misplaced letters - https://character.ai/chat/8vXssbdtv98CxvxNGJ6QAMHlkc8uxK8eY5c5p22a0gQ

Prince Kaeya ➶-͙˚ ༘✶✨🌕 His Arabian Nights To Your Arabian Days - https://character.ai/chat/lIx0KawJosTXvnFFnmyLbdPo7w95fJYulHEZRCmJayM

Husband Neuvilette 💭₊˚ෆ He wants you to think of him - https://character.ai/chat/fkXPOkM2RWva8rEo5XVNciJhWKWSkBo0Uq0UnhjD55g

Duke Xiao ☆.𓋼𓍊 Why is he giving you his umbrella? - https://character.ai/chat/RY_epC0gi3LHOj4tRNdum4uh2ZZIWL_0gieiXNN95dU

[aratribow]

Jingnyan, aka the husband-replacement cat that renheng adopted

Sesame cake and rice dumpling are respectively called renyan and hengnyan btw and this shit has a whole ass au behind it (with a Mafia origin but that's not important)

I STAN jingnyan being the MOST affectionate nyan ever

Ps: this is renheng getting all the cuddles b4 the renheng-nyan invasion..which...doesn't bode very well for them

[ddarker-dreams]

yan blade is susceptible to manipulation.

making the most of this involves the unenviable task of initiating contact. no one can fault you for your hesitation. gravity itself feels intensified in his vicinity. the lives he's taken, the shadowy madness that recedes when you approach and proliferates in your absence; it screams do not approach. blade himself doesn't do much to dispel your concerns either. he towers over you in height, maintains a stony countenance, and speaks in this sonorous voice that adds to his imposing image. every step you take to close the gap makes you feel impossibly small.

inhospitality aside, it's not so bad once you overcome the initial hurdle. blade regards you with the same curiosity you direct toward him. had it not been for your purple-haired co-kidnapper's intervention, you never would've amassed the courage to come this far. her words spurred you on.

"you've yet to understand the unique position you're in," she began, whilst painting your nails a bloody red. "bladie's nothing but a big ol' softie for you. why whimper and tremble like a wounded pooch when you could make him your attack dog instead?"

this proposition piqued your interest. you're not so foolish as to believe kafka offered this insight out of the goodness of her heart — whatever came of it would surely be for her entertainment — but it still left an impression. considered from this angle, it'd reframe your entire dynamic with blade. his wretched affection is yours. a commodity that, if leveraged properly, could be monopolized.

when standing before him, every iota of his attention orbits around you. harnessing this celestial power takes but a few flirtations. coil your trembling arms around his neck, draw him down toward you, speak his name like it's a blessing or curse. he's enthralled and intensely focused on what might happen next. your future splits into infinite paths instead of congealing into one, unhappy ending.

whether he knows your true intentions or not is inconsequential. weave your lie prettily enough and he'll remain willingly ensnared.

[jillraggett]

Plant of the Day

Wednesday 15 January 2025

Since Sempervivum tectorum (houseleek, bullock's eye, healing blade, homewort, roof foil, roof houseleek, St Patrick's cabbage, thunder plant, welcome-home-husband-however-drunk-you-be) cultivars are adapted to extremes of temperature and drought they are ideal for these containers on a sunny windowsill. In summer flowerstalks appear from the centre of the rosettes bearing starry flowers in white, red, yellow or purple.

Jill Raggett

[mm-lurking]

Not proofread, blade x fem! reader, pure fluff.

Despite the burning heat that radiated in the air around Blade, his skin was ice-cool to the touch. She finds herself cautiously snaking her fingers over the side of his neck wiping away the beads of sweat that had begun rolling down as he leaned into her touch. As usual, the scent of blood lingered on his skin and he was decorated in dust and grime from his battle. Though none of that mattered to her when her gaze flickered up to meet his scarlet eyes.

This entire situation was bizzare; him looking like a blood thirsty killer walking uninvited into her clean pristine house in the dead of the night yet not a single fibre of her body could push him away as they both drew closer into each other's space. This was the opposite of what her logic told her, the opposite of using common sense but was there ever common sense at play when it came to this man?

Not a single word is spoken amongst them. He refrains from touching her in any manner but the endless staring into her eyes tells her about the million thoughts running in his head. The things he wishes to do to her but is holding back. The way his hands would fit against her waist as he kissed her. How good his fingers would feel pressed into her skin. A small smile slips on her face as she feels his neck stiffen and the rapid pulsing of his veins against her fingertips.

Without a word she tilts her head up and gently connects her lips with his; neither too softly nor aggressively, just enough to convey her intentions without crossing boundaries. It takes a split second for him to register her pillowy lips on his chapped ones before he closes his eyes to savour them. From the way his lips urgently push against hers and his fists closing and unravelling, she gets her answer - I want you too. ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ ©mm-lurking 2024 do not copy, steal or reuse my work.

[aion-sunny]

[phoenixcatch7]

Honestly I'd really like to see a mxtx3 story where wwx and xl work with Sqq to reveal sqq's true backstory and the system to lbh.

I mean, think about it!! One of the biggest problems with scum villain is how even though they get together, unlike the other couples bingqiu is still left with all these huge secrets that massively affect them both. Lbh is left believing he married his mercurial abuser, that his suffering passed some sort of indefinable test that proved him worthy of basic rights. That Sqq threw him in the abyss of his own volition. That Sqq was really sacrificing his life and not faking his death with intent to survive.

Sqq is left knowing all these things but unable to act on them, unable to tell his husband about his own past, unable to explain his actions, never able to fully let his guard down because he's supposed to be shen qingqiu. He can't even tell his own husband his original name!! If he could have, he would have, even if only in the extras!

But can you imagine???

A meeting of bingqiu, wangxian, Hualian, for whatever reason, and as the three (actual) protagonists chat and gossip and get to know each other, as they talk, Sqq is at ease enough to slip up and finds out he can talk about the system to anyone from outside pidw! Not just sqh!! Maybe not completely, but he can mention some, and the other two, concerned for their new friend, are clever enough to tease the rest out. They're horrified. Sqq is resigned but freshly hopeful.

And so begins Mission: Save Sqq's Marriage!

(Sqq would very much like to contend the title but he is out voted.)

I'd just love to see the three of them (with unquestioning aid from their husbands) get up to hijinks and face existential horrors on a quest to help bingqiu get the closure they need. And moshang too, I guess XD.

It'd also be very, very funny to have them all in the middle of the latest traumatic and/or mortifying scene look around at the other two like 'hey, aren't you supposed to be freaking out now? This is normally the part people start screaming' and the other two are like 'I mean I guess?? We've got things to do though' like kings of unflappable repression right there.

(and lbh and lwj having vinegar-offs while hc is sighing dreamily watching his husband make semi decent friends for once)

Like there's a bunch of crossovers but none really scratch that itch, you know? The main characters of all 3 mxtx?? There's so much potential for Truly Unhinged Shenanigans!! Wangxian visiting pidws wife plot filled world and disappearing into the wilderness for a full week, coming back with every single piece of clothing they brought ruined. Hualian go visit mdzs and and no one believes xl is a diety and hc chomping at the bit to kill them for the injustice. Bingqiu going to tgcf and lbh getting mistaken for a calamity, or Sqq falling into the one wife plot kidnapping or something intended for a diety.

But seriously imagine Sqq complaining about something and wwx and xl immediately going 'that's not right! You deserve better!!' and Sqq is like 'no it's fine I'm used to it' and the other two slam their fists on the table like 'no!!! If [husband] was forced to keep that kind of secret I'd hate it!! You two deserve to be properly happy!! Let us help! We can fix this!' and start working with zeal and vigor while Sqq trails along embarrassed half heartedly muttering 'it's not that bad >:/'.

And when it works (presumably some clever loophole they stumbled on) and bingqiu are tearfully kissing they share a low five without looking. Or that one meme where the person getting kissed holds their hand back and their wingman enthusiastically high fives it but there's two wingmen XD!

I don't knowww but it'd be such a good premise! Ripe for character interactions!! Fluff! Crack! Angst! Daytrips and pouring their hearts out to people who'd really understand! Xl wwx and Sqq bestie team up! Meeting moshang! Wwx info dumping about his monster index categorisation to an enthralled Sqq! Xl and Sqq bemoaning etiquette while wwx laughs at them! Xl and wwx having intense discussions about morality and righteousness! All three of them laughing at how oblivious they were about their husbands, each trying to one the other two for Dumb Moments They Should Have Realised (Sqq wins by horrifying the other two)!

Forget cross country kidnappings and being locked in a room! Where is my protagonist trio getting into trouble on a self imposed mission to help their friend! Let their magnetism for insanity shine!!

[anakinstwinklebunny]

I just think that

[storyofmychoices]

#husbands

[straykidsnerd255]

Since it's not forbidden to marry and have kids in sects (Tang Bo was married and the Hwayoung dude had a son). Could I ask for Chung Myung getting caught by someone with his s/o?

I will not do anything smut related but I will write about the reader and Chung Myung having quality time with the baby and the rest of the sect. Enjoy this little drabble!! Sorry if it's short!!

Chung Myung froze. He knew it wasn’t forbidden to have children or be married when in a sect, but he was still nervous. He turned around to see who it was that was standing there and found Yoo Iseol. Her eyes focused on the baby in your arms. “Is that your son?” she asked. Chung Myung nodded his head and smiled softly. “This my son.” He said, turning around to face Yoo Iseol. She made her way over to the both of you and looked up at you. “May I hold him?” She asked. You released the breath you were holding but nodded your head. You carefully handed your baby to her and watched as her eyes completely softened.

��What’s his name?” She asked. You looked at your husband before smiling. “Tang Bo. We named him after an old friend of Chung Myung’s.” You said, a sad smile appearing on your face. Chung Myung felt a pang in his heart but found it beautiful that his wife wanted to name their baby after his best friend. Yoo Iseol gently smiled before handing the baby back to you. “You should show the others the baby. They would love him to the moon and back.” She said, moving to leave the small room she had entered.  She stopped in the doorway and turned back to them. “Please come out and show the others. They need a little one-on-one time with the young baby.” She said before disappearing just like she had appeared. 

Rolling his eyes, Chung Myung stood from the bed and carefully helped you stand up. “I guess we can’t keep the others waiting.” He mumbled, glaring at the door. You giggled before walking closer and pressing your lips to his cheek, making him lose the scowl and look at her with surprise written on his face. “What was that for?” He asked. You giggled and walked towards the door. “Just to calm you down. They won’t do anything to harm the baby Myung.” You said his name in such a gentle tone that it made his heart swell with so much love that it would burst if you said something sweet like that again.

“Alright fine. They can see the baby but I will kill them if they don’t hold the baby like Yoo Iseol did.” He mumbled under his breath and you both left the room and walked towards the training grounds of the Sect. You giggled before the warmth of the sun hit your skin. You turned to your husband as he started yelling like he normally did around them. You shook your head and laughed but you were soon surrounded by the others. BeakCheon bowed to you and with a bright smile smile asked, “May I hold the baby please?” You smiled at his politeness and gently passed your baby to him. “What is the baby’s name?” He asked. You smiled. “Tang Bo. After Chung Myung’s best friend.” You answered.

[majkaleandoer11]

𐙚 ☆ 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓮 𝓯𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓾𝓶𝓶𝔂 / 𝓽𝓸𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 ☆ 𐙚

[karnaca78]

19. Imitator

Gesture's embedded in bone-sinew;

yours, not quite.

[adamant-hearts]

Jingren family Modern AU! In which they experience the pain of morning rush like the rest of us plebs that don’t live in space fantasy China 😔

[ddarker-dreams]

how scara is looking at the other members of my husband rotation as possibly the only one who will live through his respective storyline

[livelaughlovecassie]

Something about Tyril. The one most staunchly against Shadow magic at first. Being the one to help defend Valax

[al-ixee]

Justice