#huh. inch resting

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Imagine if Sally somehow gets her hands on a pair of 3ft platform heels so she can kiss her girlfriend without poppy breaking her neck. Wally ‘borrows’ them to feel Bonita 💃🏻💅

finally, easily accessible kisses... she's too powerful...

and ofc Wally's... experience

[reinersprozacbottle]

Who would have thought that this issue would turn me into a Kurt fucker

Refuses to be pinned down, huh?

Checks out, honestly

[grecoromanyaoi]

might start pronouncing the ch sound in english words as the greek chi/hebrew chet/arabic cha. ill start w the name charles and work my way forward

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[arcsin27]

…yeah I can see why people are calling him the tatsujun lovechild

[mukuberry]

the tarot cards are cool symbolism in the videos and stuff but this man has tarot earrings, shirts, phone wallpaper and a huge picture in his apartment... mikoto don't you think this might be a bit much

[lilabelle777]

nah cuz why haven’t i seen a bobby drake jack frost au. is it cuz it’s too on the nose for him. who fuckin cares, make this gay boi jack frost or so help me-

(this is dedicated to @warbirdworthington and @slightlydepressedmelon. give me ideas)

[yrsonpurpose]

CHARLES LECLERC SF Full Access // Monaco

[catinasink]

one good thing about having like kinda thick thighs is they look pretty good actually in tights and longass socks

[taylovelinus]

no offense but why are some radfems on this site still following and reblogging from hyperdemona. was her saying that Jews deserve another Holocaust not like horrifically racist and antisemitic enough for yall orrrrr

proof just in case people didn’t know!

[kisstoru]

so how does it feel to be my no.1 hater??? i bet you and your rat ass bf feel real good now

I’M NOT YOUR NO 1 HATER STOP THIS RN 😒😒 YOU KNOW I’D TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU

[nightmanatee]

I'm sorry but the attitude of that man. like gosh imagine moff or chibbs saying something like this about another doctor. imagine moffat saying this about 10 like literally saying "oh no he's not erased 11 wears his clothes" after downplaying 10, after making NEWS about 11 etc etc just imagine. or chibnall saying this about 12??

[cleverpaws]

what do you think about. jerboas

sorry i was at the store. jerboas!!!! those r the ones w the big ears that live in deserts right. i g

holy fucking shit those ears wtf

wait a second their tails kinda look like that guy from earlier... guys

anyways uhhh i think i know a little abt them?? something abt their ears helping with the heat maybe. might be wrong abt that might be thinking of fennec foxes

ok update again what the fuck do you mean they dont drink water.

[metronn]

voigt-kampff 2023

[narwhalandchill]

not a comment on a r/fatuiHQ meme of all things making me finally notice that childe activating FL all the way back in the golden house cutscene actually summons those black hole/collapsing star imagery things (looking Exactly like the narwhal boss drop at a specific frame too) behind him if u look at it closely at the right frame😭😭😭

(peak subreddit btw.)

i mean its not Completely new for a motif his teleporting in the 4.2 opera cutscene is a much more clear example of the same exact visual effect but. Dang i never slowed the 1.1 cutscene down enough to see it for myself there before

what a cool detail and reccurring motif there! now let me lose my mind and credibility for a bit Thanks

(actual nonsense warning lmao its just cool black hole sfx but gone downhill)

(a Completely unrelated compilation here Surely. yes the narwhals spout attack thingy is less Obviously the same visual but its a pretty picture of my beloved. sue me. also its close enough 2 me)

anyway isnt it Curious how all these effects are ummmm black holes. like there are stars visibly collapsing here uwu. and black holes are. Collapsed dead stars. wouldnt it be funny if the narwhal boss drop archive entry somehow directly implies that the eye of maelstrom (a black hole) could simply be the echo of its prey. Which are. Yaknow. sometimes stars. for a cosmic whale. so an echo of its prey is an echo of a dead star. crazy ik. if anything like that existed i mean

oh JEEPERS. next thing youll tell me stars are archons forbid often used as a sort of allegory and very prevalent reference to some sort of an important category of people. like a descender or something. crazy ik (2: Electric boogaloo)

WHAT!!!! (and like 4 billion other examples i couldnt bother to gather and sc sorry)

and like. sure sure lets not get too crazy we need to remember skirks usage of this same power as well thats a good point. i should remain skeptical of my own insanity thats very true. we all get a sticker for responsible behavior UwU

so she indeed turned the narwhal into a black hole there yes. She Did That. so maybe its just the power from beyond thing. its void power its quantum but genshin. the black hole/collapsing star stuff is all surtalogis power okay lets consider that for arguments sake. well i guess that means its just surtalogis brand of transcendent abyss power and not about black holes slash dead stars that may or may not be dead descenders. thats fine

Whew i guess thats it then we solved it guys. okay i can accept that. its abyss power because surtalogi things and childe and the narwhal displaying it is all because of surtalogis plots and teachings and powers. something like that

and even if that may be a bit anticlimactic of a conclusion for a narwhalpilled truther like myself (with a penchant towards Theres Some Descender Shit Going On With Ajax antics as well) at the very least its good that there isnt any datamined book series in which some particularly pygmy-esque individuals Strangely fitting of our current descriptions and knowledge of of dain + the sinners band together to merk some guy from beyond teyvat with special powers that may or may not be the irminsul-proofed historical account of a particular descenders death so nothing like THAT can throw a wrench into our very confirmed conclusion of surtalogis power and by extension childe and maybe even the narwhals black hole motifs just being basic abyss element power that has absolutely Nothing to do with any descenders or... dead stars? yeah its a good thing nothing like that exists .

OH SH----

[red-moon-at-night]

HEY TUMBLR THANKS I HATE IT