#hugh stamp

[kalpeavaris]

Mission: Impossible and it's many memeable moments pt.1

[forumsdackel]

Mission Impossible Gifsets: x x x x (more coming soon) Sean, Hugh and Sean x Hugh appreciation time, not only gifs this time

[pollyna]

Ambrose/Hugh toxic relationships, hate sex, angst no comfort, rouge sex, coworkers to fuck buddies to you warm my bed while Nyha is a away to hate sex because I'm jealous of her, no happy ending, just sad and randomly good to worst sex.

[hitchell-mope]

Fun movie. I’ll start the third one tomorrow.

[ickachris]

i’ve only been drawing Hannibal shit— I have a problem.

(I have 3 more Hannibal WIPS currently.)

[jonasiegenthaler]

so unserious

[forumsdackel]

I mean im sorry but Sean and Hugh (and the whole gang) are just so hecking gay I cant. Hugh is clearly down for him and Sean‘s just… he likes to be in control. That cigarclipthing scene? Do I have to say more?

So many non queer people Read Sean Ambrose as a gay and that’s so fucking wild to me

[myliimasiis]

some simple (& stupid) mads & hugh blinkies

(so you don’t have to go make them yourself)

((lmk if you use any, i just wanna see))

[getsumstamps]

MORE HOTD STAMPS

[cursed-elo-images]

18:56-19:01 HUGH SCREAMS

[qoqurt]

Was Daisy at the awards last night? If so, what did she wear? If she wasn't, was she calling Luke after?

unfortunately, daisy wasn’t at the awards with luke :( during the summer / off season from school — even prior to dating luke and ethan — she often goes back to vancouver to see her parents and brothers, so by the time the awards rolled around, she would’ve already been back in vancouver (either with ethan or not; i’m not 100% sure yet).

however!! she watched the awards in full and made sure to find some time to call luke after them, sending her love after hearing he didn’t get the calder trophy :(( she and ethan are planning to come visit soon though, that’s for certain!

(they spent like almost the entire night together on facetime) 🩷

[20yearsofmovies]

Time 03-May-2024 16:15 Day Friday Where Cineworld - Rushden Lakes Screen 7 Seat J13 Price £3.23

[forumsdackel]

Mission Impossible Gifsets: x x x x x x (more coming soon) Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

One of my fav scenes. Billy's being a lil shit, and Hugh is just... angy gay man.

[hitchell-mope]

Oh he must be feeling pretty fucking stupid right now.

[realhotgirlshitah]

Tattoo Tease ⭐️🎀

IT’S HEREEEEEEE

Hugh Jackman x It girl reader

Synopsis: You’re Hollywood’s It Girl who’s known and loved for not caring about what the media has to say. When you and Hugh Jackman do an interview segment together, a mix up ends in you getting a temporary tramp stamp… of his name. He can barely control himself around you as it is but seeing his name just above your ass? Let the countdown begin.

Warnings: age gap, p in v, multiple positions, Hugh being a whore and lowkey a perv lol, flirting, just pure FILTH, nicknames like “baby, kid, kiddo, honey, sugar etc

I cannot WAIT to drop this HELPPPPP. Lmk if yall wanna be tagged!

[adamwatchesmovies]

Viking Destiny (2018)

There is so much Nordic nonsense in Viking Destiny that anything it does well must be by accident. The only times this period-piece action film manages to get a rise out of its bored audience is when it reminds you of a better movie you’d rather be watching or spits out dialogue so bad it’ll have you laughing out loud.

In the Viking kingdom of Volsung, King Asmund (Andrew Whipp) is defending his people in battle and misses the birth of his daughter. Superstition says the child is now cursed. Sensing an opportunity, Asmund’s half-brother Prince Bard (Timo Nieminen), proposes HE raise Princess Helle while his son, Soini, takes her place. Years later, Bard has King Asmund and Prince Soini murdered. Helle is framed for the crime. With no one left to oppose him, the treacherous uncle takes the throne. Now, Helle is the kingdom’s only hope.

Written, directed, and produced by David L.G. Hughes, this is the kind of passion project that plugs its fingers into its ears and yells "Not listening! lalalala!" whenever anyone attempts to criticize it. The film has some impressive-looking outdoor scenes that show off the glorious landscape of the northern country. Everything else will make you cringe. The acting is weak. You decide to give Viking Destiny a chance anyway. It looks good so maybe a dynamite story will make up for the performances. Then you notice the lackluster fight choreography. It’s another point against it, but that story… it’s coming! Until you realize you’ve been holding onto hope for nothing.

Though I have to believe it’s a coincidence, Viking Destiny is basically a dumber, gender-swapped version of The Lion King. The evil uncle who murders the rightful king and frames the real heir for the crime. The prince(ss) who goes into exile and meets a group of peaceful hippies where (s)he lives happily until dreadful news arrives: the kingdom has fallen into ruin. They can no longer run from their birthright and must return to right what's been wronged! Making lion and Disney jokes will tide you over for a while but those only go so far.

What you can look forward to are the kind of directorial choices only a 12-year-old would opt for. Prince Bard is evil. How evil? The most evil. You’d think he would raise Helle as a fail-safe to ensure he has her on his side but no. He does everything but molest her, guaranteeing she won’t bat an eye come the moment they have to fight. Does he care about the son he’s positioned to rule? Not at all. Soini is murdered with his uncle. Bard's strategy was this 21-year-long gambit that depended on… him murdering everyone else who had a shot at the title? I think there might’ve been an easier way to go about it. But then he wouldn’t get to do evil things. He’s the kind of psycho who gets the blacksmith to create a severed head flail… and then kills the blacksmith so no one else could ever make another. Huh? What? How about the scene where we see him having sex with an unnamed wench in the woods so he can slit her throat mid-coitus? At this point, his thugs have mismanaged their crops and resources so bad they’ve been reduced to cannibalism. I think he could've gotten away with murder in his bedchamber where it would've been more comfortable.

Meanwhile, Helle stumbles upon a group of flower children living in the woods without a ruler or weapons. Stunned by their gentle ways, Helle falls in love with the hunkiest one of them all. They make sweet love in a golden field bathed in sunlight - this is within minutes of them meeting and on the same day as said hunk’s wedding to another woman. Things are going relatively ok for Helle until Bard’s goons show up. You’d think the trained soldiers would make short work of the forest-dwellers but they prove themselves surprisingly effective during combat. Not because it makes sense, but because otherwise, we’d have no action climax. Cue the would-be inspirational speeches and epic battle!

There’s a lot to say about this film despite how boring it is. Throughout, Terrence Stamp appears as Odin, while Murray McArthur portrays Loki. Neither are recognizable as the Norse gods. Odin has no eyepatch, no ravens. Loki has no horns and way too much makeup. They’re basically God and the Devil whispering things to both sides and proving that Hughes knows nothing about Vikings except that they fought using melee weapons and didn’t actually have horns on their helmets.

Ranging from embarrassing to unintentionally funny, Viking Destiny is dull and unmemorable. You might remember the severed-head flail and the line about cannibalism but that’s only if your memory is exceptional. Even if the performances, the stunts and choreography, dialogue or plot were good, this would still be a cheap picture that offers nothing to those who stumble upon it. (September 11, 2020)