#httyd quotes

[athena-theunicorn]

How come httyd has all the best romantic lines?

"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you." I literal classic.

"Astrid, you have me, no matter what. Okay, whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean. I am with you. There will always be a Hiccup and Astrid. Always." I sobbed. Cried real tears when I saw this for the first time.

"And, yes, I've thought about it a lot, I always thought it would be perfect." "This seems pretty perfect to me." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

"It's my betrothal gift to Astrid. It means we'll be together forever." He's such a romantic omg.

"You've always been there for me, and I want to always be there for you. I love you Astrid Hofferson, with everything I have, and I always will." Bros so SMOOTH.

“But with love comes loss, son. It's part of the deal. Sometimes it hurts, but in the end, it's all worth it. There's no greater gift than love.”

"I can't imagine a world without you in it." He's literally a goober HOW does he have this RIZZ.

LIKE??? HOW COME THESE TWO GOOBERS GET THIS? HOW ARE THEY SO DAMN SMOOTH! I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE OMG.

[minlout3heathlegs3ruffthrokfan]

Narrator: The happy couple are waking up to start their day...

Fishlegs, flustered: Sh-Shouldn't we get up now? It's almost mid-day.

Heather, snuggles into him further: Nah, I'm too comfortable.

Narrator: Or not...

[thehyperfixationsaretakingover]

Davey: Wait. Where's Jack? He loves this game.

Crutchie: I thought Albert invited him.

Race: I thought Finch invited him.

Finch: I thought Spot invited him.

Spot: I never invite him.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

[juniemunie]

"The sky was lonely, and you were the tail that I wanted."

[autumndragon]

httyd characters based on things my patients did during my hospital internship, enjoy!

hiccup: calls for help because he can't find his other shoe and he wants to walk, forgetting that he just got his leg amputated.

astrid: entire bed is drenched in blood from her wound but doesn't call the nurses because she didn't think it was a big deal.

fishlegs: tries to help the nurses with medical procedures on himself because "they're working so hard and he doesn't want to be a bother".

ruffnut: calls the nurses for everything despite being able to do it herself, once called them to hand her the glass of water that was on her nightstand.

tuffnut: puts all of his home medication into a plastic baggie, asks nursing staff what pills are in the bag bc he can't remember.

snotlout: pretends to be in pain to scare the interns when they're practicing because he thinks it's funny.

heather: is never in her room, shows up in the weirdest places, will take the elevator to other floors to have a look there in the middle of the night.

dagur: is put into isolation because he has a contagious illness, is also delirious, and when the nurse uses the intercom sits up in bed and thinks god is talking to him.

gustav: tries to use the call button as a phone because he misunderstood the "call" part.

[trainsdragons]

“Maybe all Kings should bear the Slavemark, to remind them that they should be slaves to their people, rather than the other way around. And to help them never to forget what it feels like to be a child... to be small and weak and helpless.”

— Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, “How To Train Your Dragon: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm” Book 7 (by Cressida Cowell)

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Astrid: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

*later*

Fishlegs: And you just ran away?!

Hiccup: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

[protagaster]

[Penelope has finally returned home after 20 years. Around her, the bodies of Odysseus' suitors and their guards are lying lifelessly, hunted like the animals they are.

Penelope grows ever anxious at her husband's silent stare. Odysseus, in a state of shock, slowly moves closer to Penelope.]

Penelope, aware of her state, looks down nervously: Oh stop being so stoic, Odysseus. Go on... shout! Scream! Say something!

[She shuts her eyes, ready for her husband to call her the monster she knows she is. But he doesn't.

Odysseus gently cups her cheeks, lifting her head to meet his gaze. Penelope opens her eyes in surprise]

Odysseus, with eyes full of love and welling up with tears: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.

[toothbrushfingers]

[thereweredragonshere]

Stoick: And the plan is all going good?

Hiccup: Yep, I've got all of it under control.

*the twins screaming as a massive explosion goes off nearby*

Hiccup:

Hiccup: I've got most of it under control

[sweeetcheeese]

"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦,

𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭."

It's been a while since I've done some angst. Jack is THE og sickly victorian child lmao.

[lex-crow]

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?

[fandomnerd9602]

Alicent and Rhaenyra wander the garden of Dragonstone…

Alicent: ah yes my husband treats me very well

Rhaenyra: I’m quite happy for you. And where is your husband?

Y/N wrestles Toothless, who’s got Y/N’s cloak in his mouth…

Y/N: give it! That’s my favorite cloak! It’s Alicent’s favorite too!

Toothless just wiggles his tail happily…

Alicent giggles and looks to her husband lovingly…

[annamatix]

basically how the astrid meeting toothless scene went:

toothless: *scary asf*

astrid: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH

hiccup: it don't bite

astrid: YES IT DO!!!!!