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I wrote out an entire dissertation length rant but I'm actually deleting it & just leaving a gif that captures the energy of my current predicament in far less words
#*company i work for* is literally so stupid & i knew that already but oh my god. lol.#how are you going to give me 3 days a week as a sub then PROMOTE me to part time at 1 day a week w/zero potential to pick up new shifts...#bc im not ALLOWED to work more than 24 hrs a pay period (2 weeks) ...????? why??????#every other PT job ive had capped at 35 hrs a WEEK. this is 12 hrs a week cap. what rhe fuck#and they have to hire another PT person anyways so why not let me take what they would get??? fucking demented#here i go starting to rewrite the rant in the tags. theres much more believe me im being very restrained rn#who the fuck can survive on 750 dollars a month#i have to get a second job now! yayyy!!
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50 Interview Prep Questions
Here’s a list of questions I used to get a job. I felt it could be useful for you too, and is fairly generic. I think this is one of the most comprehensive HR/ job application question guides that I’ve created - so I hope that you find it useful.
Questions:
Why are you interested in working for this company?
Tell me about your education.
Why have you chosen this particular field?
Describe your best/worst boss/ teacher.
In a job, what interests you most/least?
What is your major weakness?
Give an example of how you solved a problem in the past.
Give me an example of a time you did something wrong. How did you handle it?
What are your strengths?
How do others describe you?
What do you consider your best accomplishment in your last job?
Where do you see yourself in three years?
Think about something you consider a failure in your life, and tell me why you think it happened.
How do you think you will fit into this operation?
If you were hired, what ideas/talents could you contribute to the position or our company?
What do you know about this company?
Give an example where you showed leadership and initiative.
Give an example of when you were able to contribute to a team project.
What have you done to develop or change in the last few years?
Tell me about a time where you had to deal with conflict on the job.
What are your goals?
What can you do for us that other candidates can't?
If I were your supervisor and asked you to do something that you disagreed with, what would you do?
Describe how you would handle a situation if you were required to finish multiple tasks by the end of the day, and there was no conceivable way that you could finish them.
Can you describe a time when your work was criticized?
Give me an example of a time that you felt you went above and beyond the call of duty at work.
What was the last project you led, and what was its outcome?
Where would you like to be in your career five years from now?
What do you know about this industry?
Have you ever been on a team where someone was not pulling their own weight? How did you handle it?
How do you want to improve yourself in the next year?
What do you see yourself doing within the first 30 days of this job?
If selected for this position, can you describe your strategy for the first 90 days?
What are your lifelong dreams?
What do you ultimately want to become?
What is your personal mission statement?
What's the last book you read?
Who are your heroes?
What do you like to do for fun?
What do you do in your spare time?
Tell me about a time when you had to give someone difficult feedback. How did you handle it?
Are you willing to relocate?
What salary are you seeking?
How would you describe your work style? (Autonomous/ collaborative/ freedom to take certain decisions/ get a list of tasks from your boss and finish that)
What would be your ideal working environment?
How do you juggle multiple high-priority projects?
Tell me about a time you had to deal with a difficult client. How did you handle it?
How does this job fit in with your career aspirations?
Do you have any questions for me?
How well do you assimilate into a new environment?
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The shit is absolutely pummeling the fan today and splattering everywhere like an unholy corporate Jackson Pollock
#coworker actively applying for jobs#even though she was hired as coverage for an upcoming maternity leave#and didn’t realize HR was going to contact our boss#so LOTS of eggshell walking#plus just found out I worked for a week on something a coworker was also working on#because he was told by X to do it#and I was told by Y to do it#and X and Y didn’t talk to each other#so now we have to figure out how to cannibalize both projects to make one thing#plus major issues with an upcoming government deadline#plus I have to be at Adelaide’s soccer game at 4:00#but also somehow in a video chat at the same time#and I can’t get out of either#IS IT FUCKING FRIDAY YET JESUS CHRIST
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First day at the new job I unlocked the achievement "Gain Teamlead's Favor" by picking up on a BoJack Horseman reference and he's since implied that they picked me because out of all the candidates they interviewed for the position in half a year I was the only one who seemed like "the right type of weird" to be a good fit for the team. Thank you Autism, I love you Autism.
#musings#autism#they (the team not hr) had an unofficial weirdness ratings#but not in a this person is weird let's not hire them way#no they wanted someone who wouldn't be too much of a normie to fit in with the rest of the team#look. it got me the job. it's a good job. fully remote. nobody is transphobic. I can't & won't complain
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Mentally i am shaking my boss (dm) and the people in charge of the company i work with
Mild fit of rage rn, sorry
#cuz like how the fuck am i actually applying the “tips” yall suggest anyway. and still just barely not reaching#the percentage yall fucking ask for after quietly changing it on everyone#NOT TO MENTION YALL DONT TAKE IN ACCOUNT OF THESE STUPID. BROKE HALF THE TIME. ASS MACHINES WE GOTTA STRUGGLE WITH#THAT YALL WONT FUCKING ACTUALLY FIX OR STRAIGHT UO REPLACE#“oh you have to be hitting this percentage as company policy in 90 days or we'll have to let you go”#THEN FUCKING FIX THE DAMN THINGS#MAYBE MAKE IT EASIER TO CONTACT HR?????? OR TO BE ABLE TO ASK ABOUT HELP OR ACCOMMODATIONS???????#cuz I'm stiiiiiill pissed that our employee pages have a fucking tab. FOR HR. BUT IT DOESNT ACTUALLY HAVE A WAY TO CONTACT HR?????#what do you meeeaaan we have to go to the Public webpage to be able to do anything hr related????????#WHY HAVE THAT TAB THERE THEN#ugghhhhh#and the worst part is. i really do enjoy my job actually. its just bullshit with the machines and the harrassment to “be better”#that fucking sucks#and like. i didnt know until a couple months after working with the company that they changed to uph requirement to 75% vs the 65% when#i was hired initially. that was a silent change some of my coworkers didnt know either#and the fuckign print outs they make for orientation still say 65% to my knowledge#cuz they havent updated that shit since like. 2018 or something like that#anyway. ranting over now dhkdhkdhe i just get very heated over this cuz its not something me or my coworkers have any control over#even when we're already doing all the things in the very not helpful tips pdf sent w the reports
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when you find out your creepy and inept general manager just got fiirrrreeeddd
#mine#that dude was BAD NEWS and we knew from the jump#lets gooo!!!!#this new hr lady this company hired is 🔥🔥🔥#hell yeah!#she's doing an amazing job#well. so far#lotsa good changes recently after she got on board#fingers crossed she fires this absolute nutcase of our middle manager... that bitch NEEDS ta go!!!
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why tf is it so hard to find a job in boston,,,,,,
#one place so far has gotten back to me and they were like all over the place with asking me for an interview even tho i told them 3 times#that i havent relocated yet 😭😭and they just kept asking me to schedule an in person interview#LIKE GUYS IM NOT THERE YET I WILL BE SOON#i wanted that job so bad it was weekends only#ughh#if anyone is in boston and has some suggestions#im looking for part time anything more than like 16-20 hrs is too much#prefer weekends#pls fucking pm me#im applying to work study positions and jobs off campus#im looking every day literally#it is a cesspool maan#no one wants to hire this lil gay man
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im finally not jobless
it took me 200+ applications (not on indeed but directly on compan websites) and almost 2 years since graduating college (WHERE I EARNED A BACHELORS WITH CUM LAUDE HONORS). im 24 years old and i was just now able to secure a job that wasn't given to me out of pity. it should NOT have taken me 6 years of adulthood to get even a chance at having a normal life, out of those 200 applications i only had 3 interviews, all online except for this final one. it should NOT be this hard to get a job in a country with help wanted signs everywhere. i wish every single ceo/boss/boomer in this country had to go through the pain and suffering of job hunting when you have no nepotism to help you.
#my 1st job was chipotle. my friend was manager and her manager said he wouldnt have hired me if she wasnt my friend#thats such a cold thing to say to someone#i only lasted 2 weeks because my feet were bleeding from standing all day and i couldnt handle the amount of work for the pay. and customer#my 2nd job was a factory type job where my mom and dad work. i was being yelled at by my mom/supervisor all day and only getting a few hrs#of sleep because i was still a full time student#i lasted 3 months#my 3rd job was being a caregiver for my aunt who had a stroke. she died in december#its so upsetting typing out the amount time i wasted trying to get SOMEWHERE in life#i dont even have a car because ive never had enough money. no apartment after college#ive suffered too long#i didnt expect to get this one. i have clear social anxiety with autistic traits#maybe because i expected nothing i managed to survive the interview#this job only required a high school diploma. i think they still wouldnt have hired me if i didnt go to college#job hunting#new job#suffering#pain#recruitment#united states#personal rant#rant post#crying#nepotism#boomer#$17 an hour. originally it was $14 on the application.
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it should be illegal for retail establishments to play floor music in bathrooms and breakrooms and coolers and freezers. let the employees escape
#it literally only gets louder off the sales floor#im in agony i want to rip my ears off#many many many things i really hate about this job but i do just keep coming back to There Is Nowhere To Escape#i cant even leave the store on break to sit in my car#it's evil im in absolute hell#anyway if anyone in the twin cities is hiring at minimum 23/hr for literally anything call me xoxo
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Cultivate high-performance cultures for long-term success and prosperity.Learn more #HRtips from Glenda Aiello,#HRspecialist from #LosAngeles #California. Read on!
#aiello glenda#glenda aiello#hr professional#work life#hr specialist#inspirations#LA#LosAngeles#California#Socal#worklife#jobs#hiring#recruitment
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DevITjobs.uk is the first job board built with Software Engineers in mind.
We want to make the job search process for Software Engineers more enjoyable by gathering all job postings in the United Kingdom and presenting them in an informative way.
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satyr/demon eris sketch for a silly little au 🖤
#character design#artists on tumblr#demon#satyr#original character#realized i forgot to post this when i made it in november. hi. happy new year#i made a cool logo/signature right before this and i dont plan on using it again LOL i dont like it as much in retrospect#i did this in like. 2-3 hrs i think? was fun :)#btw the au is a monster hunting au kira and velvel are there kira is a monster hunter hiding a secret (werebat)#velvel is a not-so-werewolf that a village hired kira to hunt down and kill because she keeps kidnapping maidens#(the twist is she isnt kidnapping them; they are disappearing into the night with her for sex cuz their husbands suck at fuckin)#its a monster romance <3#anyway. my jobs changing and hopefully ill have more energy to draw in the coming months#im getting paid more and HOPEFULLY its not as exhausting. and i get out earlier#hopefully. hopefully. i can hope.#OC#oc: eris#au#digital
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oh okay so she can send out an email about staff birthdays but not the fucking schedule. got it. Priorities.
#personal#every single new coworker ive met lately has the same opinion of her that my usual coworkers do:#she should absolutely NOT be in this position. she is bad at it and doesnt listen to any of us#also. i think her hiring was maybe... racist. like shes a white woman. fine whatever#but i was speaking to one of my coworkers whos an older Black woman (one of my new fav coworkers too shes a hoot)#and she said that she and about r or 5 others were on a panel to sit in for the interview process that hired current manager#and she started listing everyone else who was there and i was like huh. every she mentioned is also Black. interesting#and she said not a single one of them picked current manager and gave their reasons why#and it seems to me that all of their opinions were so neatly ignored. so like why invite them? for diversity points? to look inclusive?#to make it seem like we even had a choice?#bc that is not a good look!!!#id say a third to half of my entire coworker group is Black and to find out that a small group of them were ignored when actively asked for#their opinion on a very important decision? yea no that doesnt seem right#and i think when my coworker told me she knew. and im like hmm. makes me wonder what to do#i mean i will be emailing hr soon enough bc current manager is not just annoying and incompetent but also ableist lol#i just need to get together with some coworkers so we can draft one large complaint bc umm. yea fuck this stupid bitch oh my god. ive had it#with her and her antics and the librarys too since they wanna ignore my coworkers apparently!#most of whom are older and retired teachers and actively and always know what the fuck theyre doing#id trust literally any of my coworkers to do managers job before manager. bc i know literally any of them could do it
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god. sometimes i really hate those "10 jobs that you can do WITHOUT a qualification that pay over 100k" and they list something like "human resource management" 130k a year!!! when like. EVERY fucking HR job (and other jobs like this, say like librarian- something that i PAID 17k for and burnt out for in postgrad lmao) strictly DEMAND that candidates must have 1-2 years experience AND an HR DEGREE.
very, very, very, very rarely i see something in HR requiring a TAFE (aussie technical college) certificate (ie MUCH cheaper- 7k) or a diploma in HR. it's almost always a degree, barely EVER "no quals or equivalent experience or similar quals"... even for entry level jobs in hr or most defs management positions.
#life#about me#shut up ilona#ilona's jobhunting thoughts and woes lol#ilona's work thoughts#ilona's work dilemmas#and also where are the mysterious “skills based” employers i keep reading about in financial review and on LI#they seem to be fucking lying to me bc fucking low-level employers are demanding the WORLD for even good range income jobs#i do NOT need a HR degree to learn how to learn how to write GOOD job ads#not some of the trash i've been seeing lately and have posted/bitched about on here#ok yeah i get a qual in hr would teach me about relevant legislation in fair work and hiring and award wages and wages etc#which is fair enough...... but ALSO why the fuck can you just teach me on the job about it??? instead of demanding a whole ass fucking cour#*degree/course#.....for it/about it??? mfer i'm NOT paying another 30k (or possibly more) for a commerce degree majoring in hr or even 7k for a tafe qual#it CANNOT be impossible or fucking hard for you to teach/train me in entry level hr admin and hr stuff for the love of FUCK#same gows for office admin positions DEMANDING either from a cert 3 to diploma in business to do front desk admin/admin assistant jobs#i did find one the other day that demanded applicants have a degree in business admin for entry level or even an MBA#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WANTING THAT FOR WHEN YOU'RE PAYING $26 to $30 an HOUR???????? fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fucking LAUGHABLE
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can anyone tell me why employers ask for references and then never ever (literally not even once) reach out to the references I supply? what's that all about?
#work#hiring#interviews#human resources#hr#any hr folks around wanna answer?#im so fucking tired of applying to jobs#i get so excited at the idea of something#and then dont even get an interview#whats the point?#i cant get hired without experience#cant get the experience without being hired
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Going nuts trying to figure out why ShawLuna put so much effort into keeping floating Atlas a secret, especially since it had absolutely zero affect on the plot because everyone in universe already knew it!
(Major spoilers for the She Ra reboot) In She Ra and the Princesses of Power, the entire damn planet is a weapon of mass destruction. Not only is this a huge shock to our characters, but it becomes the focus of the finale season once the Big Bad decides he wants to use its power to reorder the cosmos to his liking
Meanwhile, Atlas floats and Atlas falls
This isn't a bomb dropped on the audience that blows their minds, it's the splat of a wet sock on tiled floor that earns at most a "huh, okay"
Totally worth keeping a secret for six years, amiright fellas?
#rwde#been trying to figure out how to word rwbys interpretation of justice as punishment#somehow ended up thinking abt how shawluna always focus on the exact wrong things#my brain is mush bc hr barely hiring people despite there only being 2 people on my shift when a skeleton crew is 5#the two of us aint even supposed to be on the main floor bc we're in specialized areas so this is fan fucking tastic#and im also the only mf who actually can do the damn job so my back aches from carrying this damn shift lol#so salty that shawluna got a job that id kill to have yet fucked up this badly#these dudes see their dirty faces in the mirror and try to clean the mirror instead of themselves
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