enigmatic-jinx
enigmatic-jinx
I'm Queer, here, and doing my Best
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Mattie or Jupiter, 24, he/they nonbinary, (demi)asexual & polyromantic. OC blog @ready-set-shenanigans Heart taken by @acewendino Icon by @nihonio!
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enigmatic-jinx · 2 hours ago
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind
❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show. While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.” Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞ Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy
Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE
Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted
Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative
Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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Doodle of my waking situation this morning
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?
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enigmatic-jinx · 3 hours ago
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About that one Mr mime card where they're playing imaginary chess, do you think it could be a test of strength for them? Not only do they have to stay focused on the charade for however long the game lasts they also have to correctly envision the amount of squares on the board, remember the positions of their own pieces and their opponents pieces, and know the actual rules of chess, WHILE nothing is actually there. There are no chairs there is no board and the pieces don't exist. It all comes down to who can pretend better
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enigmatic-jinx · 16 hours ago
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does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
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enigmatic-jinx · 16 hours ago
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enigmatic-jinx · 16 hours ago
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Trump: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY FRIEND'S BUSINESS! BOYCOTTING IS ILLEGAL! I WILL MAKE YOU BUY HIS STUFF!
Me, gazing into Boston Harbor with a tear in my eye: that's what they said about the British East India Company my dude
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enigmatic-jinx · 18 hours ago
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No surprise there
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enigmatic-jinx · 18 hours ago
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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
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illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
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illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
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photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")
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illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
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illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
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illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
BONUS:
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enigmatic-jinx · 18 hours ago
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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