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Robot sisters

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Can we please get mbj shl and luo Binghe shenanigans?

Does this count

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someone asked if they could put my characters into character AI & I had to resist the urge to tell them i would self immolate and then haunt them

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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book from the sky (tianshu) xu bing, 1989-91

I was so excited to see a copy of this in real life bc it's something I studied in art history. this is a book that was typeset and printed by hand using wooden blocks but every one of the characters was invented for the sake of the piece and does not correspond to any word in the Chinese language

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me: oh its a slow day at work. Good thing I brought my 3DS!

3DS: you have streetpass data!

me:

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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”

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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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funniest mxtx ships:

gongyi xiao (ew a snake kill it) x zhuzhi lang (ew a huan hua palace disciple kill it)

lang qianqiu (wants to be an anime protagonist so fucking bad) x qi rong (wants to be an anime antagonist so fucking bad)

nie huisang ("oopsie dasies" to a terrible incident) x jiang cheng (FUCK [minor inconvenience])

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