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Severance— "Good News About Hell" (1.01) & "Chikhai Bardo" (2.07)
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True intimacy is giving your partner a play-by-play of your colonoscopy prep
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Oh my Godddd. The US Army chorus was told to perform at the White House for Trump and his cronies and they chose to perform One Day More from Les Miserables. What a gutsy move. A giant middle finger to authoritarianism right in front of Trump's face. Good for them.
To every member of the military and every civil servant fighting in big ways and small, public and private, to protect the Constitution and uphold the oaths you swore, thank you for your service. We see you and we love you. We're counting on you and we're all behind you 100%. Hold the line.
This made me actually tear up and feel a little hopeful. Everyone, no matter who they are needs to do their part. The Fascists are dangerous but they are few. Together we can all defeat them and keep the freedoms so many have fought so hard for.
Also I am living for these comments!
#passing this on because it’s being erased#and because the dismantling of JAG really freaked me out#I mean what do you do before you try to use a group of people to do terrible things?#you get rid of the people inside the system who keep everyone legally accountable
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He’s really into Nosferatu
#it’s interesting they were able to do a remake#it was a rip off of Dracula#and Stoker’s widow sued and won#I guess whoever owns the rights to Dracula now doesn’t care?#or they got permission?#I googled but came up short
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Dolores: I think [4 other people] should review this before we send it out on Friday.
Me: Ok, let’s make sure we let them know they need to weigh in by a specific time and what the length requirement is on this proposal so we set realistic expectations for them. We want to avoid additional asks and edits rolling in at the last minute.
*45 minutes later*
Email Dolores sends to those 4 people: “Please review and let me know if you have feedback.”
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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever
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Shout out to Adelaide for forgetting her retainer and calling to tell me about it in the middle of a meeting, so that I could gleefully excuse myself, pack up my things, and go home at the deliciously early hour of 10:45 a.m.
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i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.
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Former federal employees from various organizations who were affected by the Trump administration’s mass firings share with @stephruhle on @11thhourmsnbc the significance of the work they did and their motivations for entering civil service.
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Font choice is important, everyone.
#if it’s going next to an F you can’t have a V soft enough to be mistaken for a U#that V should be pointy enough to stab someone
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These confirmation class text messages are always SO rude.
For background, everyone who usually goes to the Monday (yesterday) class was told last week that they could opt to go to a charity basketball game instead and attend class Wednesday (tomorrow). So there’s really zero need to send a text message that reads like a verbal spanking for catching you shirking your obligations.
It’s a good thing Adelaide’s dad is coming up to go to this class, because I’d have a hard time showing up after this message.
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Want new generations of Catholics? Start thinking about the customer experience. There are thousands of religions to choose from and (if you believe in this kind of thing) God is literally everywhere. The ultimate accessibility.
You need us, not the other way around.
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Wow, I didn’t know they still made these!
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Ok, now the bots are tagging us in actual send-money-to-x-person-in-need-who-I-swear-isn’t-just-two-spammers-in-a-trench-coat posts?
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I’m profoundly disappointed in all of you.
Bad, mutuals.
BAD.
Hey - settle a point of difference and some contention between my partner and me.
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