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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, 2008.
#Megan Fox#How to Lose Friends and Alienate People#Simon Pegg#megan fox gifs#mfoxedit#mfoxgif#meganfoxedit#reaction gifs#flashing gif cw#10mb#Megan Fox Rocks My World Gifs#How to lose friends and alienate people gifs#drunk#funny#wasted
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#megan fox#gillian anderson#how to lose friends and alienate people#girlblogging#girls icons#iconic#icon#y2k#y2k aesthetic#y2kcore#2000s#2000s pop culture
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Sophie Maes "How to lose friends & alienate people" icons
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#sophie maes#sophie maes icons#megan fox#megan fox icons#how to lose friends and alienate people#how to lose friends and alieanate people icons#movies icons#movies#icons#filmes#filmes icons
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ROUND ONE, SIDE A
#the cornetto trilogy#three flavours cornetto#the world's end#gary king#how to lose friends and alienate people#simon pegg#grand smackdown
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#movies#polls#how to lose friends and alienate people#simon pegg#kirsten dunst#robert b. weide#adaptations#ended#result: unheard of
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megan fox during the filming of how to lose friends and alienate people in 2007
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Kirsten Dunst and Danny Huston
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Happy Birthday Megan š„³šššš
Megan Denise Fox
May 16,1986
Buon Compleanno š„³šššš
16 Maggio 1986
#megan fox#actress#world cinema#cinema#movies#film#cinemetography#filmography#tv shows#oceanave#hopeandfaith#confessions of a teenage drama queen#transformers#mikaela banes#how to lose friends and alienate people#jennifers body#jonah hex#teenage mutant ninja turtles#april o'neil#new girl#reaganlucas#expend4bles#celebrity#happy birthday
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Iām like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and Iām not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it
#House of leaves#im literally going insane these days I should go back to journaling but Iām also afraid of how far off the deep end Iāll go#Literally I am losing it and Iām being serious#Iām so fucking tired of being lonely and being left out and not being able to make connections#Sometimes I feel as if im doing things without realizing and no one is telling me about it#Other times it feels like I must have something incredibly wrong with my face or body and no one will say anything#People make plans and donāt bother to ask me if I want to join and then when I find out thereās a group chat that all my friends are in#Except me and when I asked if I could join I was given a bunch of reasons that were frankly bullshit why I couldnāt join#Are they talking shit about me? I know everybody there itās not like I am a stranger#Am I just a stranger in this world as I unllikeable? I try my best to be nice and charitable but what am I missing?#Do I black out and say things and do things? Am I more mentally ill than I know?#The only reason (or one of the very few) why I stay alive is because of my horses because I know they would miss me and I already feel bad#Not seeing them everyday#Iām tired of being the odd one out Iām tired of being entertaining when necessary#I donāt want my only friends to be horses because it further alienates me from the rest of society and I just want to be accepted Iām not#Looking to fit in I just want connection and friendship and I can barely seem to manage that#Maybe Iām just not worth it.
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Megan Fox as Sophie Maes in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
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MEGAN FOX as SOPHIE MAES How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) dir. Robert B. Weide
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I understand horrible things are happening every day but not everyone can do anything about it and Iām sorry for being a kid that nobody listens to
#I canāt have conversations with anyone I know because I donāt know who I could lose my relationship with#I canāt talk to my teachers and I canāt talk to my friends#I canāt talk to anybody thatās not Jewish because they wonāt get how I specifically am feeling#But I canāt talk to anyone jewish because the chances of them Actually Supporting Genocide are low but never zero#I feel so fucking alienated from my community and from anyone I love#And Iām about to be stuck in a building with a bunch of people who support and probably donate to Israel#And I wonāt be able to leave for three days#Iām praying I test positive for COVID so I donāt have to go#I need someone to talk to but nobody gets it#I know Iām better off than most and I know Iām lucky#But I just canāt do this anymore
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Just got invited to my friendās 30th drinks and she warned me that the friend who cut me off will be there.
Guess who just got shakey and started hyperventilating and crying in her kitchen? Iām starting to think therapy might be a good idea
#even my best friends donāt seem to realise how traumatised I am by this#I think they kinda think I brought it on myself because itās such a controversial subject so why would you put yourselve in that position#and I donāt feel like I can go into detail about the impact itās had because they donāt really agree with me on some of it#so I just bottle it up because I donāt want to alienate people and lose more friends
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I picked a bad week to quit atheism.
Sitting in bed, staring at blackout curtains, feeling my name itself crumbling. --Del
#del is a trans guy#life's a bitch and you keep on living#How to lose friends and alienate people#I don't doubt that there's real shittiness involved in the Gaiman thing#I'm also aware TERFs are circling like sharks#And you should be too#For your safety and consideration#Lord love a duck#Humanity#Sociology#Psychology#If you want the name and face of the man who hurts me on a regular basis#It's Cal he is an orange tabby and he doesn't know how to retract his claws fully#Red line human 8(
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A continuation of this post:
There is a teenager in the Watchtower.
Scratch that, there is a teenager that Bruce doesn't know in the Watchtower. The boy, maybe around Tim's age, is wearing worn blue jeans, a white t-shirt and a pair of tennis shoes that had seen better days.
He is wearing no mask, no suit of armor, with no weapons on him. He's just sitting in one of the seats in their larger meeting room, quite literally twiddling his thumbs. He hadn't noticed Batman standing in the doorway.
Behind him, he heard Clark coming round the corner, Bruce lifted up a gloved hand which made the man stop.
"What is it, Bats?"
Bruce sent the man a look before motioning to the boy, who had definitely noticed them now.
He waved at them.
"Who is that? Don't you normally require all your new kids wear costumes up here?" Clark asked.
"Unknown." Bruce said before giving his friend a look. "He's not mine."
Why does everyone assume it's his kid? Just because this boy has dark hair and blue eyes does not mean he belongs to Bruce. Clark has nearly the same looks as Bruce, and he had two kids, why couldn't this one be one of his?
"He's not mine either!" Clark said before frowning. "Not that I know of."
Bruce lifted up an eyebrow, knowing his friend could see it beneath his cowl. Clark rolled his eyes.
"Let's be honest if he was one of mine, you would know before I would."
Bruce grunted and turned back to the teenager. The kid was clearly listening in on them while looking away from them. Bruce watched as he tapped on the table in front of him, making little staccato noises of anxiety.
"Why are we waiting out here?" Barry asked, appearing right in a blur of red and yellow right as he did. Clark pointed at the unknown in the meeting room. Barry grinned widely beneath his own cowl, making the rubbery material crinkle.
"Batsy! Another one? You sly dog, where'd you find this one?"
"He's not mine." Bruce growled, Barry actually froze for a moment, shock slowing him down to normal speed for a moment.
"Nice joke, Bats. If he's not yours, then whose is he?"
Bruce clenched his jaw, Barry looked between the two of them, head flipping rapidly until he realized it wasn't a joke. In the corner of his eye, he could see that the unknown was openly staring at them with a smile forming on his face.
"We are in space." Barry hissed. "How'd a random kid get in here?"
"Excuse me?"
Behind the three hero pile up, Arthur arrived. The King looked less than pleased at having his way impeded.
"I come to these bi-monthly meetings due to their importance. I have an entire kingdom to manage, so if we could all move?"
"Bats has a new kid!" Barry nearly shouted.
"He's not mine!" Bruce growled while Arthur looked up and over Barry to see the unknown.
"Do we have a security breach?" Arthur asked.
"He's not yours yet!" Barry said at the same time, lifting up a finger and pointing it right at Bruce's face.
"We don't know who it is or how they got here." Clark said. "He doesn't seem hostile."
"Appearances can be deceiving, Superman." Arthur said , pursing his lips. Bruce turned to see that the boy had now waved in greeting at Arthur and Barry. Barry waved back.
"Are we having a hallway party or something?" Captain Marvel asked. "A party sounds waaaay more fun than a meeting, no offense Batman."
"We have an intruder, Captain." Arthur said pointing directly at the kid.
The kid's eyes widened and he looked behind himself before pointing at his own chest in surprise.
"He doesn't seem like an intruder?" Marvel said with a frown. "What if he's lost?"
"The watchtower is a secure facility, people don't get here by accident." Bruce said.
"I dunno, Batman." Marvel shrugged. "We have aliens, magicians, and time travelers on our team. He could be lost."
Bruce refused to admit the genial man had a point, the unknown could be from anywhere or anywhen. From further down the hallway, John and Diana appeared, walking together. Diana was holding a glass filled with one of Barry's chocolate protein shakes. John nodded in greeting at the group.
"We have an intruder Wonder Woman." Arthur said.
Diana looked through the crowd before shaking her head.
"Nonsense. He has permission to be here. Come, we should sit for the meeting."
Diana muscled her way through the crowd, still carrying the glass. She walked directly over to the unknown. The boy perked up, smiling widely as Diana held out the glass for him
"Thanks, i was getting hungry." The boy said before taking a large gulp of the shake, Diana smiled down at the boy, resting her hand in his dark hair.
"Woah. Plot twist." Barry whispered.
"Come on, let's get to the bottom of this." Clark said walking into the room, following the path Diana took.
The rest of the League followed suit, taking their assigned seats around the table. Bruce wasn't surprised to see that the unknown was sitting in an extra chair right next to Diana.
"To start the meeting." Diana said onc everyone was seated. "I do have some news to share."
"Yeah, I sure hope so." Marvel said in that strange, joking tone he used as if he were quoting something, not that Bruce had ever been able to recognize the quotes.
"I would like to introduce the Justice League to my son, Daniel of Themyscira." Diana said, putting her arm around the unknown and squeezing him to her side.
"Hi." Daniel said, waving at the group, his cheeks a bit red.
Immediately, there was an uproar from most everyone in the League. Questions and shouts of confusion, shock, and denial. Diana only allowed the noise for a few moments before she slammed her fist onto the table hard enough to crack it.
"Enough!" She shouted, quickly quelling the group. "I will not allow my decision to bring my son here be questioned."
She glared at them fiercely, still holding Daniel to her side. The boy had ducked down a bit with the shouting but was now looking up at Diana with adoration.
"This entire team, aside from Captain Marvel, has brought their young charges to the League." Diana continued, looking at each of them. "Superman has brought up two Superboys, Aquaman introduced to us Aqualad, Flash has both Impulse and Kid Flash, Martian Manhunter came to us with Miss Martian. I do not believe we even have time to list all of Batman's brood."
Barry had the audacity to snort at Diana's last point. That actually eased the tension and people relaxed. Diana leaned back into her seat.
"I would think that my team of many years would trust my judgment in bringing my son here. I assure you he is well into his training and more than competent. I will allow you all to ask your questions now."
Bruce cleared his throat near silently and spoke up first.
"What does he know?"
Diana didn't look impressed at his question. Daniel looked at her face before frowning at Bruce, clearly following his mother's lead.
"I have spoken at length about the League and how we work together. I assure you that i have not revealed any identities shared in confidence with me." Diana's tone made it clear she was offended that Bruce would accuse her of revealing their identities. He barely kept from wincing.
"Uhm. How did he... come to be?" Clark asked, clearly not wanting to ask any truly intimate details.
"In the way all children do." Diana said, giving Clark a look of his own.
That answer was not very helpful given that Diana was formed from clay by her mother. Had she taken a pottery class when he wasn't looking? Unless the boy was much older than he appeared, there was no way Diana had hidden a pregnancy from them 15 or so years ago.
"Why haven't we heard of him before now?" Arthur asked.
"Daniel was training with Pandora, one of the elders of Themyscira, she sent him here when he learnt all she had to teach. He joined me in the world of man only a few months ago." Diana answered simply.
"Uh. Excuse my ignorance." Barry said in a tone that made it clear he was about to say something very ignorant indeed. "But I thought your family only had women in it?"
This time Daniel answered, looking nervous.
"I'm. I'm trans actually." he answered, while rubbing his arm nervously.
"Which is completely fine and something that will not leave this room." Diana said, her voice comforting towards her son while her eyes promised hellfire to the heroes in the room.
Everyone made noises of agreement until Daniel relaxed, going back to smiling.
"Excuse me Wonder Woman, will Daniel be wanting to join any of the other, younger teams?" Captain Marvel asked, sounding excited at the idea.
Which of course he would, he was still acting Den Mother for Young Justice and loving it.
"That is up to him. For now I would like to keep him to myself for a while longer, but once he is further trained by myself I think it would be a splendid opportunity."
"Yes!" Daniel agreed before clearing his throat. "I mean, that'd be cool or whatever."
"We can discuss it in the future." Bruce allowed, knowing that it would probably happen sooner than Diana would want knowing how both the Teen Titans and Young Justice were. Danny nodded eagerly at that.
"Finish your food." Diana told Daniel before looking back up at the rest of the team. "Are there any more questions?"
"Does Daniel have any health requirements or powers we need to be aware of?" John asked. "Or is his physiology the same as your own?"
"His powers are vastly different from my own. It is one of the reasons Pandora had taken on his training in the beginning." Diana answered easily. "The facilities and resources we have here should work well for him in case of injury."
The knowledge that Daniel's powers were so different from Diana's that she didn't feel comfortable training him herself was worrisome. Amazons, as far as he knew, had relatively similar powersets. Although he had not heard of Pandora before, perhaps she was specialized?
"I do have, what's it called? An enhanced metabolism. Most stuff here doesn't work on me."
"Don't worry son. We have plenty of medications designed with metas in mind." Clark told Danny. "If it works on me and your mom, it willl work for you."
"Cool."
"What all can you do?" Captain Marvel asked.
Daniel turned to look at Diana who nodded. The boy then looked back at them and started listing his powers.
"I can fly. Not as fast as mom's invisible jet but pretty fast. I'm super strong. I can turn invisible and intangible."
"Intangible?" Clark asked.
"It is an ability similar to Martian Manhunter's density shifting." Diana clarified. "The mechanisms are different."
Magical, most likely, instead of John's more science based power. Bruce would have to come up with more contingencies to compensate for that.
"Yeah intangibility is pretty cool." Daniel told them. "Althought when i first got it, it was pretty scary. I kept falling through stuff. I was almost afraid I'd start falling through the whole planet by accident. I totally have it under control now though."
"I would be interested in comparing our abilities, Daniel." John said, nodding his head towards him. The boy beam excitedly.
"Yeah!"
"Not in the Watchtower." Diana warned, voice stern.
Yes, that was probably sensible. Danny agreed with his mother, and John clarified that he would be happy to meet up planetside at their convenience.
"Are those all of your abilities?" Barry asked, Daniel shook his head.
"No there are a bunch more. But I'm not supposed to use them for a while."
"Why?"
"My son is powerful, but he has relied on his powers far too much in the past." Diana said, sounding porud enough to make her son blush. "Right now, I am training his melee abilities, we have agreed to a temporary pause until he has met my standards."
"It's been super tough. Mom's making me practice with her sword all the time." Danny added on.
"My mother will be sending on your own weapon soon." Diana soothed. "Hephestes does not like to be rushed."
"I know mom."
Diana reached up and ruffled her son's hair. Daniel leaned into the affection with a smile.
"Are there any further questions?" Diana asked, when no one had anything immediately she nodded. "Good. Is there any further business? If not, I would like to take my son home for a proper meal."
Everyone looked at each other. Bruce had wanted to discuss some of his findings, but with Diana's reveal, it hardly seemed important any longer. Bruce was going to need to do a lot of research and planning. He wondered if he should get Tim involved or if he should hold off. The League agreed to end the meeting early, Diana stood.
"Come Daniel. We should get to the jet."
Daniel scrambled up and followed his mother out of the meeting room, his worn sneakers squeaking a bit on the flooring. The rest of the League sat in silence for a moment taking in what Diana had told them.
Wonder Woman had a child. A child with powers beyond her own.
Daniel popped back into the room before anyone could speak.
"Gosh, I am sorry I almost forgot. Mr. Batman, I have something for you."
Daniel walked right over to Bruce, who stared at him from underneath the cowl. The boy was not nearly as confident as his mother when it came to his glare. He cringed a bit, but reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny, silver and green flash drive. He placed it on the table and stepped back.
"What is that?"
"Mom told me you like to make contingencies for everyone. In case they go crazy or whatever. So..." The boy motioned to the drive with his hand. "I mean, it'd be weird if i made my own plans, but like, you could do it. That has all my powers and weaknesses and stuff."
Bruce grabbed the flash drive and the boy looked pleased.
"Okay! I gotta go. It was awesome meeting you guys!"
Daniel turned on his heel and ran out of the room. Bruce looked down at the flash drive, doing his best to hide his shock. No one has ever just handed him a list of their weaknesses before.
"I dunno Bats, are you sure he's not yours?" Barry asked.
#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#Wonder Woman#mother diana prince#diana prince#my writing#in this au danny takes the place of donna troy#i apologize wonder girl fans for the erasure#also the green laterns were too busy for this meeting#Justice League#JLAxDP#jokes about Batmans adoption problem#and jokes about his contingency plans all in one!#might make this a fully fledged thing#i dunno#batman#the flash#superman#martian manhunter#aquaman#young justice#captain marvel#long fic#long for tumblr at least#put in a readmore to save people's dash#trans danny#diana of themyscira
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But if Batman won't adopt Danny... who will?
Starfire, and she is all over her new little brother!
Shortly after establishing the Teen Titans, Robin (Dick) introduces āPhantomā to the group, because seriously, heās not introducing him as āDanny.āĀ Kinda defeats the purpose of a secret identity when you use your name in your superhero moniker.Ā And shows Phantom his room.
Robinās actual goal is to get Phantom to join the Titans, but even taking short cuts through the Ghost Zone, Jump City is still a good ways away from Amity Park, and he has parents, soā¦ Itās still a nice gesture and all, and Phantom will come visit, but no.
Still, heās never met other teens who are heroes in their own right like he is, so heās excited to meet Robinās new team. Ā The other Titans think itās a little weird for this not-member to have his own room in the Tower, but the place is huge, and Robin trusts him, so itās fine. Ā Itās a bit awkward at first as theyāre all still getting used to each other, but Phantom quickly makes friends with all of them.
But itās his friendship with Starfire that grows first and fastest.Ā As soon as he finds out sheās an alien from another planet, he latches on and must know everything.Ā Starfire more than welcomes the attention. While she knows the Titans care for her, theyāre not alwaysā¦ receptive to the traditions and customs of her culture. Phantom, on the other hand, is enraptured as she tells him about her culture, her holidays, the planets sheās been to, everything.
So she asks if heād be interested in learning Tamaranean? Yes! 100%! Absolutely! Phantom picks up the language quickly and returns the favor by helping Starfire with her English. While the ability to absorb language through lips is handy, itās by no means perfect, and Phantom helps her with things like contractions, slang, idioms, etc.
It also helps that after a couple sparring sessions with each other, Phantom and Starfire realize just how durable their partner is.Ā For Starfire, the people and things on Earth can be so delicate. And for Phantom, if he doesnāt watch himself and hurts a human too badly, itās just more justification to call him an āevil ghostā that should be ripped apart molecule by molecule. Both are thrilled to finally be able to fight all out again without worrying about the consequences if they lose. And Starfire also uses it to teach Phantom some Tamaranean martial arts for aerial combat so maybe heāll stop crashing into so many walls.
But what really changes the relationship is the Body Swap incident (not to be confused with the Freaky Friday incident). Similar to what happened with the Puppet King in Switched, Phantom and Starfire switch bodies while fighting an enemy.Ā Unlike what happened in Switched, Phantom and Starfire and two teen powerhouses with green energy powers triggered by emotions. And the emotional triggers they use are in the same ballpark. Starfireās āunbridled joy of flightā to fly is very similar to how Phantom revels in the pure freedom of flight he feels. Both get angry when they use blasts. Itās very much a āif you believe in it, you can do itā kind of power set. Starfire canāt really figure out Phantomās more ghostly abilities like invisibility or intangibility, but they very quickly adapt to each otherās shared powers on the fly during battle.Ā But thereās one power Starfire wants to use against the hordes of minions that Phantom wonāt share the trigger for: the Ghostly Wail. Ā He tries to tell her itās not a good move, that itāll use up too much power, it should only be used as a last resort, itāll cause too much collateral damage, etc., but Starfire wants to know, and eventually he tells her.
āT-terrorā¦ and desperation.ā
Starfire rushes to give Phantom the biggest hug ever because those are such horrible feelings, and she doesnāt want to imagine what conditions must have led to him developing such a power because no one should have to feel such feelings. He is right; and that is not a power she needs to use to win this battle.Ā The minions are defeated, the villain is forced into a temporary retreat, and the Teen Titans return to the Tower to regroup and plan.
However, Starfire doesnāt know how to power through and hold onto Phantomās ghostly form, and as soon as the adrenaline from the fight wears off, rings of white light spread out of her middle, and Phantom turns back into Danny in the middle of the living room.
But more importantly, everyone needs to get out of the way RIGHT NOW because while Phantom can ignore his biological needs for days, Danny canāt, and Starfire has never had to pee this badly ever in her whole life and everyone needs to MOVE, PLEASE! as she rushes into the nearest bathroom.
Phantom/Danny is now panicking, because even as an alien, heās pretty sure sheās bound to notice that some bits of male anatomy that should be there areā¦ missing.Ā Heās begging her, through the door in Tamaranean, not to tell anyone about his secret. Ā Heās not ready to come out yet, and heās honestly pretty scared heās about to lose her friendship, too. Ā Starfire doesnāt really care. So long as youāre a strong warrior, Tamaraneans donāt care whatās going on in someoneās pants, and sheās just relieved she didnāt have to figure out different plumbing while in his body.Ā Starfire opens the door.Ā While she knows that the people of Earth are not always as understanding, Danny need not fear her.Ā She will not tell anyone he's trans until he is ready to tell them himself and supports him and goes in for a hug.
Except you havenāt washed your hands; gross!Ā They both laugh it off, but when Starfire goes to wash her hands, the water freezes.Ā The cold energy in Dannyās core is building, and Starfire doesnāt know how to let it out. Ā They need to switch back to their own bodies soon, or Dannyās body, and Starfire, might not survive.Ā A little more training so Starfire can turn back into Phantom, and the Titans are ready for the final act, take down the final villain and Starfire and Phantom are back in their own bodies.Ā
But after that, Phantom is no longer Starfireās friend. Ā Danny is her little brother, and she tells him her name is Koriandār, or Korāi for short.
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