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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
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#do you like my awesome screenshot edit/style match skills.#i've been honing this for years#i love how these turned out#alsooo i think aurora is the prettiest princess ever :[ i love her 40s influence smmm <3#her parents r great and alive too... ily king stefan he's very pretty#also it drives me up the wall how fat people are drawn with TOTALLY different proportions than the protags#i do enjoy both looks but i wish they blended better. like at least give them. similarly sized skulls. yknow.#disney#beauty and the beast#sleeping beauty#do you like my totally out of left field random post at 5am on january third?? enjoy#redesign
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I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.
#like how fnv lets you run right up to a deathclaw at like lvl one and then you die#it's good#let me do stupid shit and let it have consequences#even if those consequences are just “yeah driving into a gas giant kills you stupid”
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You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?
I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.
#method speaks#union stuff#politics#i guess#best case scenario in this plan we get some successful union drives#worst case people realize that movement building is hard#and also explicitly mentioning socialism is counterproductive#mostly i'm just venting#it's only april how is election discourse this unhinged already?
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i was thinking about this today so how long has YOUR JOB existed- not how long your industry has existed, but how long someone has been doing the work you do as a trade notwithstanding changes in terminology and technology. no unemployed option cuz i cant add more answers sorry... tell me about it in the tags
#i drive boats to survey coastal alaska which first happened probably at least 13000 years ago#was just thinking about how crazy that is that people have been doing that for millennia....
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The end result of my own reckless impulsivity
#myart#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford pines#fiddleford#bill cipher#you have no idea how much they make me ill#just had to clean up this sketch it was driving me crazy otherwise#very loosely based on bojack reference cause duh#cannot guarantee I’ll draw much more of them but they have much potential
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Average car drive in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#into the pit#ITP#pit bonnie#oswald fnaf#mxes#secret of the mimic#SOTM#I can’t believe mxes got kidnapped#finally for once#a rabbit isn’t kidnapping someone else#but the rabbit is getting kidnapped by a human#oh how the turn tables#I just love how the trend of animatronics being in cars or driving cars#has not stopped#keep it up I hope we all can keep drawing this meme for ages
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Y'all what if I told you I ship Pyramid Steve with Stan like fr now
#I mean#I definitely shipped it before but since I put genuine effort into this I think I have to say that I ship it even more or I might die#i wish i made the inside of his car grosser 😔#anyway PYRAMID SCHEME PYRAMID SCHEME‼️‼️#idk how to draw the inside of cars and i didn't bother to look up a reference#just sort of guessed and also went off my own car?#i love drawing pyramid Steve so much#cole's art#gravity falls#art#grunkle stan#stanley pines#pyramid steve#pyramid scheme#mullet stan#genuinely you will never see this much effort put into my art ever again 😭🙏#Pyramid Steve: The most colorful Driving Hazard in this dimension!!#He'll pop up outta no where and you'll be blinkin stars outta your eyes for 5 whole minutes!!
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#jayvik#jayvik fanart#arcane fanart#arcane#arcane jayce#arcane jayvik#jayce x viktor#jayce talis#viktor arcane#viktor lol#idkkkkk how to tag this it’s just destined yaoi in every possible timeline#I love them so much they are driving me insane#ohhhhh my god
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hiii everybody are you normal about Falin showing Laios the same little spell that Marcille showed her? are you normal about Falin remembering it fondly enough that it was one of the first things she showed her brother while trying to teach him magic?
#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#falin touden#laios touden#farcille#not really but im going to see it as that anyway#the way falin's love for marcille is always implicit and unspoken drives me insane forreal#marcille doesn't know how much falin loves her but laios does#because falin's always talking about her and thinking about her when she's not actually there and it's just laios seeing all of that#even the audience has to go hunt for it in the little details#and marcille doesn't even know!! of course she doesn't really care she expects nothing in return for her devotion to falin#but she doesn't even know that it's reciprocated!! she doesn't even know!!
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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.
In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.
(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)
Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.
(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)
I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting#my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol#it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too#he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him#Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts#by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair#because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates#and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO#It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia#and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#zeus#athena#odysseus#poseidon#the odyssey
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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth
#laius thorden#laios touden#kabru#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#my art#Linktoo art#labru#narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway#the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me#its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations#just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him#the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him#hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process#meanwhile#laius is just autistic
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I kinda wish they bonded over their dead man walking like behavior…
#my art#dragon age#but also I don’t because it’s interesting how different they are while their struggle at the core is the same#Anders is so strongly opinionated which causes him to policy these in his own community — but it allows him to drive change forward#Merrill has more self awarness and empathy but it causes her to go on a road of self sacrifice#(and even that self sacrifice is takenout of her hands)#it’s interesting
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?
Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.
I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.
Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfect—
He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.
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>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.
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>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.
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>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.
Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frame—
There. Your license plate.
Got you.
#he soooooooo has a damsel kink you cant convince me otherwise#also no-one ask me how i ended up down the rabbit hole of car trouble kink#anyway yeah he's gonna arrange a kind of 'meet cute' while youre filming to try and see if youll accept his help#or if youll stutter your way through an excuse about your filming#either way youll not be posting the video — he'll have you in his car driving you home#this is nonsense but it's on my mind haha#price#báirseach rambles#báirseach writes#john price x reader#price x reader#john price/reader#cod imagine#cod mw2#cod x reader#cw sex work#cw stalking#certified flop post hahaha
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absolutely killing me how the end of transformers one is basically meg and op battling for who got served the divorce papers worse. d-16's like "you betrayed me so hard that i can't even save you this time, i'm going to rebuild our civilization without you even though i wouldn't even be at this point if you weren't there. i killed you and i will wear that horror forever now, no matter how many layers of cold hard unrewarding armor i gild it with. i can't believe you did this to me. drop dead." and in retort orion became robot jesus
#maccadam#transformers one#(i don't care if that analogy is inaccurate im using it)#megop#d-16#megatron#orion pax#optimus prime#chatter#first real tf post gang how's my driving
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You think FNAF Pit Bonnie has William’s memories?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#michael afton#you think pit Bonnie has some of William’s memories?#like definitely not all but definitely not none#seeing pit Bonnie is in a sense a memory of William#dude knows Williams secret backroom and hoe to drive a car#I also like the idea that pit is treating Oswald like how William treated Michael#it’s just an interesting concept#so I can just imagine pit Bonnie getting totally confused on who Michael even is 💀#Oswald thinks pit is sick or stupid… he’s definitely both
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