#how the fuck is this a cartoon for children
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I'm not sure why is this STILL a topic since 2020, when some fucking ass idiot callout drama addict decided to make up lies both about Theodore and the old ship of Neighbor/Player (faust storyline, two adult men) because wah wah they shipped something else and they also admittedly wanted the man DEAD.
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it's so fucking crazy that people even consider this thing. plot-wise it's absolutely unnecessary. and a story is being written here in the first place, by writers who are either hired for money, or the creators themselves(Nikita). it's not only unnecessary plot element, this game is 12+ at max and such topic can only be brought up in 18+ or 21+ games. and the actions. You could rather push such accusations on purple guy/ William Afton who used to be a literal child murderer ONLY EXCLUSIVELY, A CREEP, in canon. but Theodore?!?!!?!! if he's got to know about such topic, he'd murder the creep with his own hands.
and third and most weighted detail: Nikita NEVER meant to discuss this thing. HN covered many important topics, but never this one. there's enough shit happening in the lore anyway, there's zero reason to include such horrible topic which btw does trigger people in real life. this topic, if included anywhere, needs to be put on the table carefully and shown to the audience of a media with caution and a clear message of it being horrible. and HN isn't the game for that. never was and never will be.
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just as OP (ig); I'm also fucking tired of some people of gen z/alpha screaming the p word whenever they run into someone they dislike, fictional or real user, doesn't matter for them. fucking nonsense and it just erases the real weight of that word. crying wolf for absolutely fucking nothing.
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and lastly, the AS has horrible character and scene writing. someone from the writers has ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT humor, this isn't even considered funny in the present world and never was. jokes like "do you like kids" by Trinity in the first episode, or Theodore's speech with the cookies in hand make me FURIOUS. it's BADLY written. it's not his character. certain elements shouldn't be in the cartoon because 1) it's not HN at all its ooc as fuck 2) it can be misunderstood easily, especially by younger audiences.
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I'd give my soul to Theodore, i know he's not gonna do anything bad, he used to be the loving father of two children as shown in Hide and Seek. he's forced into horrible decisions along the way, but the real Neighbor is absolutely entirely fine. there's nothing more to discuss there.
in addition, before someone finds another post, he didn't abuse anyone, he didn't hit anyone. Nicky injured and made himself dirty by trying to escape and sitting in a basement for two months. Aaron legit has bandages on his injuries, and a room with a bed and toys, showing that there IS care, it's just faulty, due to the situation. he's trying to escape as well AS SHOWN. Theodore is barely keeping himself together, last thing in his mind is "hm let's hit some kids" holy fuck
go outside I'm begging
how's this shit still topic
Alright, so, I was scrolling trough someone's tumblr and I wanna talk about this (no hate, it's just my opinion)
Theodore Peterson is NOT a pedophile, if he was, Aaron would also be traumatised in the game, and would probably hate his father. I feel like people tend to forget that an adult smiling in a weird way can also mean that they're planning to kidnap or kill the kid. Plus the reason of why he grabbed Trinity in ep 6 s1 was because he wanted to at least make sure Trinity wouldn't tell ANYONE about the kidnapping. Theodore is NOT a good person, but he would NEVER go this far. He has a son, Theo has a bit of decenty in him, he knows to NOT grape (without the G) kids.
It's just my opinion tho
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if i don't make it back from where i've gone
just know i loved you all along
#NOT A SHIP!!!#does this make sense?#it made sense in my head#they are so tragic can't#and tad songs never fail to make it even more tragic#how the fuck is this a cartoon for children#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
#dc comics#justice league#ACAB!Billy Batson#dc captain marvel#Billy batson#billy batson says acab#Batman#dc cyborg#Victor stone#green lantern#Barry Allen#Hal Jordan#Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages#Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule#it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation#‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do#Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too#Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school#hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is#or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’
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Okay, so, genuine question. How does the food chain work in the world of Uprooted? Because the people are all cute critters, including animals that people irl have a tendency to eat (like rabbits, chickens, ducks, etc). Is it a sort of cartoon like situation, where some of the animals are sentient, and others are not? If that’s the case then would it be commonplace for, say, a rabbit to eat rabbit stew? Or would it still technically be considered cannibalism? Because not all the critters are herbivores. We got carnivores, like cats, dogs, etc. And sure, they may not constantly eat meat, but I imagine they mostly do.
Also, at what point does an animal stop being sentient? All the characters thus far have been fairly small-medium sized critters, so I assume larger animal—like, say, a horse—wouldn’t be sentient. Unless it follows Peppa Pig rules, where some large animals are sentient and some aren’t. But then what about smaller critters, like a blue jay? Are they all sentient, or only some of them (like Blue Jay Simpson)?
These are all very important questions for my immersion, even though I imagine that literally none of this pertains to the plot of Uprooted (whatever that may be)
#to be fair I have this same thought process for literally any cartoon with animal characters#like Peppa pig or zootopia#actually I just googled if the Peppa pig characters eat meat and I instead found a Reddit thread#of someone asking a similar question; but pointing out that they eat products with milk and eggs#and that just made me realize that the uprooted characters do the same#assuming they’re using chicken eggs; how the fuck does that work if there’s a whole race consisting of chickens?#like…that’s their way of producing children. and no they’re not fertile at that point but like#that’s like if I mixed the eggs from my ovaries into a cake. just because there ain’t a baby there doesn’t make it any less fucked yo#unless it’s different somehow??? how the fuck does food work in this world????#legends of avantris#uprooted#this is such a stupid question but I desperately need to know now#and like this is /hj but also not really
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okay actually I want to copy-paste what I wrote, because I think I ended up writing a REALLY good summary/advertisement for She-Ra--
Okay, so. Uh. Things to know:
It's listed as five seasons but it's actually four, because the second season was split into seasons two and three.
The animation budget was not super high, and you can tell. It improves in later seasons but it's still a little wonky here and there.
Like most animated shows theoretically aimed at children (it's rated y7 in the US), the first season takes a while to get going, because they have to introduce all the characters. The actual plot does start in the very first episode, though; and some fan-favorite moments of the show are in that first season.
When people say "yeah it's gay," they're not kidding lol. You could absolutely make the argument that there's not a single cishet character in the whole show. That said: I've met people who completely missed all the extremely heavy subtext up until the very last season. Somehow. But if you've already watched some Gay Cartoons or been in fandom before, there's obvious hints from episode one. JFC I remember watching that first episode and going "oh shit. They meant for us to ship this. It's....not even subtle."
If enemies to lovers is not your thing, you will not enjoy it. And by enemies I mean literally almost killing each other.
There are also themes of child abuse and religious trauma. They manage to not pull any punches while working around the y7 rating. If you're a child abuse survivor (hi!) or a religious trauma survivor (the show runner grew up conservative Calvinist/PCA) there's a few scenes which might be hard to watch, but everyone's different. (The themes around religious trauma are mostly told via allegory. The child abuse stuff is not.)
If you spend much time on any site where people are talking about the show you will be heavily, HEAVILY spoiled for a huge plot point at the end; but that might not bother you? I know I have a friend who refused to start watching it until she knew how it ended, and then marathoned it.
It rewards rewatching. It's a really wild experience to start over from the beginning Knowing The Things You Know. It also rewards close watching--people's expressions changing for just a split second happens a LOT. Multiple main characters are intentionally suppressing, literally unaware of, or lying to themselves/other people about their feelings and motives; and close watching/rewatching means picking up on that stuff, which (imho) is like, 80% of what makes it so damn fun.
I make the show sound entirely serious, and it's not lol, there's a lot of humor in it, too. It's not some grimdark edgy thing For Kids. Parts of it are fucking hilarious.
Someone on a she ra meme sub: hey Reddit keeps suggesting this sub, even tho I haven’t seen she-ra. I do like gay cartoons. But like. How gay is it
A few people: I mean it’s not really gay until the last season
Me, without having read any other replies: it’s gay from the first episode if you know what subtext is
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Make a not so subtle comparrision between the fictional genocide and the real war crime that is happening right now
Defending the air nomad genocide and thus palestine genocide currently happening
Blaming the victim, like honestly calling a clearly stated fact in the show and a clearly observable state that gaza is in right now and somehow the zionist manage to not only make up a fake army forces for 1/A bunch of literal monk and 2/A mostly children and women nation but denied the very real occupation of palestine right now
COMEPLETYLY ignore the original message of the post and the scene
Proving the message of the original scene
#How did these real human act the same as fictional character in a children cartoon#Who the fuck even think of defending pre-zuko fire nation#How in the world did this happen#ATLA#avatar the last airbender#free gaza#free palestine#palestine
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There's some poppy playtime haters stalking the tag atm, so um :/
Ppt haters dni pls thanks
#i like the idea of the nightmare critters#its giving me more to think about and draw.#and it's lore accurate.#they spent so much money on the smiling critters cartoon. i bet they had a lot more episodes planned#but it was canceled so the nightmare critters never saw the light of day#they probably used the extra money to make the mini nightmare critters#and maybe even bigger bodies of them?#to help around the factory underneath playcare?#poppy playtime#nightmare critters#i noticed a lot of these haters are just saying crap abt the game and saying how repetitive it is ?#like if they actually played the game and understood the lore they wouldnt say that#some were also making fun of the new names. the smiling critters was a show made for children of course the names are fucking stupid#rabie baby?????? that's the stupidest one but like#again. its a show made for kids.#:////#looking at all the haters like :/#smiling critters
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hate when i see a youtube video that's like 'analyzing why [thing] is bad!' and you watch the video and they just say nothing for twenty minutes
#random thoughts#watched a video on why a specific character was poor representation for survivors of assault#and it was such a nothing burger of a video#'this character is bad because children might see them and think their behavior is okay' okay?#i learned how to block out memories from finn adventure time but that doesn't mean memory suppression shouldn't be addressed in media#plus hazbin hotel. i'm talking about angel dust btw if that wasn't blaringly obvious. is an adult cartoon. for adults#adult cartoons shouldn't have to restrict their subject matter because kids could see it#and angel dust being a male queer SA victim using hypersexuality as a coping mechanism could be good!#and the fact he hits on other people despite it making them uncomfortable isn't exactly a problem a la his character?#it could be a control thing. i used to do something similar (pushing other people's boundaries and complaining when they pushed back)#because it made me feel some kind of control over my life#it could start off as a really shitty joke and then grow into 'oh god is that why he does that??'#but anyway their second main point was that the songs were bad? and that poison being an upbeat song makes it bad#like despite listing many other songs which are upbeat with heavy lyrics. but somehow poison is the exception because it's a cartoon?#like again that could be a character thing. angel dust using obfuscation as a coping mechanism to distract himself from his shitty life.#。・゚゚・the lyrics are upbeat to distract you from how dead i feel inside・゚゚・。#and their reading of the second song seemed really mean-spirited?#like as 'everyone has problems so you're not special because you're a whiny baby' rather than 'you're not as alone as you think you are'#and like if op wanted to just complain about a show they watched then yeah go off i do that all the time#but don't parade it as character analysis???#and they say 'oh reading it as a feelgood you're not alone message doesn't work because these characters' struggles are not equal'#but like. sometimes rape needs to feel like it's not some special trauma. it's not unique and you're not uniquely fucked up for it#two characters' traumas don't need to be directly comparable for them to bond!!!#and im not like. defending hazbin hotel btw. never seen it not going to see it no thanks#i'm just complaining about a mediocre youtube video that i'm going to forget about in a week#god i hate that brand of youtube video. where they just complain about things without going into depth about why they're bad#especially if their complaints are shallow and don't have to do with like. the actual structure of a character or story#like it's so easy to say 'this character is bad because theyre a predatory stereotype' but like. go into some depth at least#i think i hate these videos so much because they're fueled purely by hate. no love for the source material or even a desire to learn#or a love for storytelling even
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not taking a stance bc I do not give a shit but it's interesting that when people say their favourite movie is a kids movie that's not weird, or when their favourite video game is a kids game that's also not weird, but when it's a book (or even a show tbh) it's treated like a sign of the declining intellect of the general population
#once again disclaimer this is an observation i dont care about what Tumblr Media Intellectuals(tm) think about anything in general#but im thinking abt that post where people were arguing about those college kids who liked percys jackson or whatever#and how like. if someone said 'oh my favourite movie is idk fucking totoro or something' youd be INSANE to assume that level of discourse#idk maybe its smth to do with movies being a more social/watching with people experience?#or a less Serious medium than books? are people just uniquely Weird about books?#but it also happens for shows ive noticed. Childrens Cartoon Likers etc#is it marketing? is it that movies and games are Marketed towards general audiences whereas books and shows are more age separated?#is that what it comes down to??? marketing????#overthinking this a bit but its interesting to observe. anyway i dont read or watch movies i was born in a cave all alone with only a rock
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Star Wars oc time 6!!! Two for one
#hm i should make an original art tag#star wars oc#mandalorian oc#viti da'ali#arta da'ali#ok ok so i mentioned this in a post ages ago but. i watched a few episodes of rebels back when it was new. and then spent Years#not thinking about starwars in general. and then i decided to get back to being obsessed with starwars. and watch the cartoons.#and for some reason my brain decided that it remembered there being a pair of mandalorian twins as relevant characters in rebels#except there are NO twins in rebels. so where the fuck did that memory come from. who knows. well it's free oc concept. :)#so yeag that's how these guys came to be#twin mandalorians who almost never take off their helmets and everyone keeps confusing them for each other#they're not children of the watch and they do unmask in front of others but only if they're together#it's about showing vulnerability (literal and metaphorical) only when around each other#they think taking off their helmets is unnecessary unless it's meal time or an emergency#my ocs
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already blocked my first person on bluesky LET'S FUCKING GOOOO LMAOOOO
#thoughts about media#tee sessters piss the fuck off challenge#my cutesy art of a children's cartoon is not for your kind#wild to me how it's ALWAYS fans of cartoons that are a problem for me#considering. y'know. everything else I draw.#this isn't a new problem though. and it wasn't brought on by the increasingly mature nature of my horror work.#in fact- that lessened the problem! It was FAR worse when I drew primarily turtles.#FAR. FAR. FAAAR worse. For ANYONE normal in the fanbase. iykyk!!!!!
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was working the clicker counter for our halloween trick or treat event last night, and the amount of harry potter costumes was like. frankly baffling, and the only reason i didn't go home depressed abt it was seeing all the young weebs coming through in their cosplays, sometimes with their parents also in cosplay... i love you second generation weebs...
#there was a lot of demon slayer children ofc innumerable pokemon children a couple one piece children!!!#i think the one piece children are how you really know they're a second generation weeb bc i don't think they air that on cartoon channels#anymore like they did when i was young. could be wrong about thay#i saw absolutely ZERO my hero academia children. the entire night absolutely zero. we are OVER bnha here lol#there were some naruto children here n there. one of our staff had the akatsuki cloak on. saw him hauling garbage towards the end lol#i counted Exactly Five gnshn teenagers coming through our line#there was this tinie yuuta cosplayer close to the start of the line... little man you are probably not old enough to be watching jjk#but his cosplay was really good it warmed my little weeb heart#i could recognize and name most anime characters but some i Recognized but could NOT for the LIFE of me NAME#there was this one hxh cosplayer i think whom i JUST NOW REALIZED was cosplaying hxh bc i've never seen hxh#and it was bothering me all fucking night lmao#i just went through the hxh wiki to find this little man HIS NAME WAS KURAPIKA. god. mystery solved#there was also this woman in REALLY NICE FUCKING COSPLAY that i could not for the life of me name#but i'm pretty sure she made it herself bc the craftsmanship was SO GOOD. like it had actual layers instead of cheaply printed onto cloth#like i don't know what series she was from but it was like this light blue flight attendant uniform with a matching hat n tall white boots#she had a friend with her who was probably also in cosplay but i didn't recognize it#花話#we had several thousand people coming through our trick or treat event last night over abt three hours#never in my life had i ever truly felt our area's population density until then. holy shit.
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I'm lying when I say G4 is my bias in my pinned post actually, because I really love G5. Like really. I feel like a lot of criticism of it comes from people who watched the first season of Make Your Mark and defacto decided that the whole thing is bad. Like. Yeah season 1 of Make Your Mark wasn't great, I understand that, but like. it's the first season of a show with basically new characters that aren't developed fully yet and a new animation style that still had quirks to be figured out. Make Your Mark is so much better story wise animation wise character wise now and people wont give it a chance because season 1 was kinda meh. I think it's kind of a shame really!
#I understand people who like. care about how it fucks up the G4 lore. I care about how it fucks up the G4 lore#but I also understand that at the end of the day: this is a animated show about magical ponies for kids. Made to sell toys#I don't think they should've have use G4 lore as like. a hook for G4 fans because it doesn't really care about it#They should've just laid a new foundation like every previous generation has done really#but it's not that bad. i prommy#G4 did cater to it's more adult audience a bit also. and I feel like G5 doesn't. which I personally think is a good thing#let the magical horse cartoon for children be the magical horse cartoon for children. it's fine. it's good even#Just because the show is so openly aimed at children does not mean that it's bad#MLP#my little pony#MLP G5#Android.txt
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i don’t understand the Alolan VA at all...so Masters wants me to believe that its version of Lusamine is based on the USUM continuity, but now it’s also telling me that her past goal was to “keep the Ultra Beasts for herself” (??? not even her motivation in USUM) and Faba is still Branch Chief somehow instead of an intern...AND they’re seemingly just redoing the Rainbow Rocket arc as if it never happened??? if they do a swerve and tell me she’s not actually based on USUM continuity at all and is in fact an entirely different Lusamine i’m gonna go nut
#HERE'S HOW THE ALOLAN VILLAIN ARC CAN STILL WIN: have it be that Faba WAS in fact sharing intel with Lusamine#but it turns out that it's the Lusamine from OG SM continuity and that's why USUM Lusamine is like 'well i don't remember that! 🤔'#i doubt they will do this but can you imagine the drama#i do love to see Lusamine being so fucking stupid though. the amount of tolerance she has for Faba's repeated betrayals#versus the betrayals she perceives from her own kids will never not be funny to me#Lusamine: those children have always been conspiring against me! those 11-year-olds mean to RUIN ME!!! WICKED INGRATES#also Lusamine: why yes i trust this sneering rat man with my life#the way that they are EXACTLY OG cartoon Megatron and Starscream#MADAM PRESIDENT LUSAMINE HAS DIED AND NOW I - FABA - AM LEADER OF THE AETHER FOUNDATION
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So I’m 3 hours into episode 17 of campaign 3 and, yall, what the ACTUAL FUCK (spoilers below for C1, Vox Machina cartoon and C3)
For the record, when I went into C3 and saw that Laudna would’ve been in her 50s/60s if she was still alive, my immediate thought was “huh, so she probably died right around the time the De Rolo’s were killed”. Especially since I knew that C3 Percy was in his 60s, and his family was killed when he was about 17/18, so the timeline lined up. Of course, that was me lowballing it, but that was the general timeframe I had in my head.
And then she mentioned specifically that Delilah killed her, and that she was some random farm girl, so nowhere NEAR the castle when the Briarwoods took over. I had my suspicions that, okay, MAYBE Laudna died closer to the Briarwoods Arc in C1, but I wasn’t sure
And then Laudna was telling Orym HOW she died and when. The MOMENT she said that the Briarwoods invited her for dinner and gave her a change of clothes, it clicked. Because that’s how it was in the fucking cartoon. And obviously, S1 of the cartoon came out while C2 was still going strong, so obviously Laudna isn’t technically in the cartoon, but STILL. Just KNOWING that she was one of the victims—most likely the one that represented Vex bc of the dark hair…I can never look at that scene the same way again. It was already dark beforehand, don’t get me wrong, but there’s a much darker air to it KNOWING who one of those victims were.
And it makes so much more sense why she didn’t know that there were still living members of the De Rolo family, or that Whitestone was doing better after the Briarwoods were killed. She died, what, a few days before the city knew that Percy and Cassandra still lived.
Like, I knew that C1 and C3 were HEAVILY intertwined, but fuck. I knew that C3 was dark, but holy fuck. We’re not even at episode 20 yet, yall, what the FUCK.
#critical role#bells hells#heart to heartmoor#y’all what the fuck#keep in mind that I haven’t watched the cartoon in well over a year#and that one scene with the briarwoods talking to the victims before cutting to the suntree#that’s one of the few scenes that stuck out the most throughout that entire arc#and it just hits harder now#fuck#like just earlier that same episode we had Laudna and Fearne acting like children and Orym chasing rabbits#is the C3 just going to get worse?#is it going to get darker?#bc I know that characters are going to die later on and the plot gets���weird#but how much worse is it going to get?#if we’re already at this level before episode fucking 20?#also Delilah fucking briarwood#istg that bitch is the William Afton of Critical Role#she always comes back#that bitch just won’t stay fucking dead
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protip when u hyperfixiate on smth never read/watch/etc everythinggg bc if u fall out and then fall back in a few yrs later you will have all this cool new art 2 engage w like oh fuck yes its a little bowl of seeds for me
#when the fuction (home) got the childrens cartoon spinoff series#fuck netflix for real though have you seen that graphic that shows all the streaming service the pokemon anime is on and its like pirating#is easier. thats how i feel rn (httyd spin off series had 2 seasons somewhere else -> switch to netflix but netflix doesnt have those :/)
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