#how f sad

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(part ???? of this ongoing thread/universe/au?) (part 2 & part 3 & part 4 & part 5 & part 6 & part 7 & part 8 to this!)

there's a masterlist now!

(will be two parts as my brain wouldn't stop coming up with more nonsense as per usual) (future/present me: it was not just two parts)

*not long after telemachus met his dad's enemy 'friend', the god of the seas poseidon, for the first time*

*poseidon has fled (gods don't flee they briskly walk away) left to go back to the sea*

*odysseus, penelope & telemachus are having dinner*

telemachus: *smiling while retelling the meeting to penelope* -and he was so nice! father is so lucky to have him as his friend-

odysseus: *slightly chokes on his food at poseidon still being referred to as his friend*

telemachus: *looks at odysseus* -father are you ok?

penelope: *who knows odysseus' real relationship with poseidon*

penelope: *hasn't had much entertainment in 20 years*

penelope: *wants to stir the pot some more* ignore your father my dear, please continue telling me all about his friend

odysseus: *looking at penelope*

odysseus: *under his breath* penelope why?

*dinner continues with poseidon being the subject much to odysseus' dismay*

telemachus: *enjoying the family dinner*

telemachus: *gasps*

odysseus & penelope: ???

telemachus: we should have a big family dinner! father you can invite lord poseidon! i'll invite athena!

telemachus: *happy with himself for thinking of such an idea*

odysseus: *doesn't want to shoot down his son's idea, but also DOES NOT WANT TO SPEND ANY MORE TIME WITH POSEIDON*

odysseus: *scrambling for an excuse* son, he's a god and surely is very busy an-

penelope: *with a devilish grin* -and i'm sure will make time for his friend! what a wonderful idea telemachus! i'll let the palace cooks know!

penelope: off you go dear husband~ go and let your friend know~

odysseus: it's evening-

penelope: first thing tomorrow then!

odysseus: *sighs in resignment* yes my love

telemachus: great! i can't wait to tell athena-

*athena appearing out of nowhere*

athena: i heard my name and came.

odysseus: athena?!

telemachus: athena!!

penelope: oh lady athena!

athena: *smiling whilst looking at telemachus* what would you like to ask me telemachus?

telemachus: oh yeah! we're going to have a big family dinner! father just needs to invite his god friend-

athena: *confused as she's odysseus' god friend* but i-

odysseus: *panicked* wait-

telemachus: -lord poseidon!

athena: *wide-eyed in shock*

athena: *slow blinking* did you say odysseus' friend is p-po- my uncle?!

telemachus: *nods and smiles* yeah, i thought you knew!

odysseus: *wondering how he'll explain this whole situation to athena*

odysseus: *under his breath* well now she knows...

penelope: *laughs to herself*

(to be continued!)

(okay i know i said in the reply to the ask i'd post the dinner scene, but my brain wouldn't stop throwing stuff for me to add in the run up to dinner. so there WILL be the dinner scene, but that will be in another post... tomorrow? -depending on how my work day goes-) (future/present me: it was not just one more part, nor did i upload it the next day)

[theuninterestingemily]

He just wanted chicken 😢

[dont-call-scary-squip-at-3-am]

Shout out to Christine

[forsoobado137]

It must be embarrassing for nations when humans find their old stuff. Imagine being a teenaged nation filled with hormones and keeping some kind of journal. After a couple of centuries being forgotten, it's suddenly in the national museum for all the world to see. I'm sure Prussia has some entries in his diaries that he would rather keep private.

I bet England loves showing off old 18th century paintings of himself with America and Canada. He thinks fondly of the memories, but they're both like "Oh my god, England! stop showing everyone our baby pictures!"

*Elegant oil painting of France* "Oh la la, that neck ruff is so tacky! What was I thinking? Why is this portrait in the Louvre?!"

[this-is-fox-speaking]

trans flag fades in

[cacklefrendly]

old art part 2: yippee minedcraft (mostly Techno)

*all from roughly 2019 -> 2021

[cappycodeart]

Fiiiiiiiine alright I'll stop holding hostage my piles and piles of simon doodles aughgh...

[uhhlifeig]

Frostbite - Dec. 3rd - word count: 277 - @wolfstarmicrofic

The world was quiet, muffled under a thick blanket of snow that stretched across the cemetery. 

Trees stood bare, their skeletal branches trembling in the icy wind. 

Sirius Black sat on the frozen ground, the cold seeping through his coat and into his bones. Next to him stood a simple headstone.

Remus John Lupin, beloved friend, scholar, and soul.

The noiret didn’t know how long he’d been there. Hours, maybe. Long enough for the sun to sink below the horizon, leaving behind a wash of gray twilight and the sharp bite of winter air. 

His fingers were numb, but he didn’t care. What were numb fingers to a numb life?

“You’d call me an idiot,” he muttered, his breath misting in the air. “Sitting out here like this. You’d tell me to go inside, make some tea, stop wallowing.”

“I thought we had more time,” he continued, voice cracking. “It wasn’t fair.”

“Sirius.”

The voice startled him. Sirius turned to see James standing a few paces away, his hands shoved deep into the pockets of his coat. 

“It’s freezing out here,” he said. “You’ll get frostbite if you stay any longer.”

The dog animagus sighed. “I’m fine, James.”

“No, you’re not.” His best friend stepped closer, his boots crunching in the snow. “Come with me, mate. Please.”

“I can’t leave him,” Sirius whispered.

James sighed, crouching beside him. “You’re not leaving him, Padfoot. He’s not going anywhere. You’re wasting away, Sirius. He wouldn’t want that. You know he wouldn’t.”

The older man’s shoulders sagged. “It’s not fair, Prongs. It wasn’t supposed to end like this.”

“I know,” James said quietly. “But sometimes, it's better to move on.”

@estellethewriter

[bitzy-bop]

okay I think I should’ve said this more clearly beforehand but milkshake isn’t a contestant, but rather just some guy living in yoyleland. so with that along with fries’ elimination it kinda works well with their lore in a way seeing that the show won’t get in the way of their relationship anymore and they can just leave together now LOL

extra doodle yay

[wyverncult]

i never actually got the pinecone pig recipe ...

[xxplastic-cubexx]

as a community we need to start talking about storm and magneto’s friendship more, love them down

White hair gang RISE

[nwarrior777]

also oh my fucking god

their X marks means same thing

[blackwaves]

bsd gaiden is good for so many reasons—it is everything that makes bsd good encapsulated in one lightnovel (it's filled with fascinating character dynamics ft. an equally fascinating plot)—but first and foremost to me always it has tsujimura, who is The most protagonist adult woman that bsd has through the sum total of its work. and she's really good <3

her relationship with her mother drives me insane periodically, and she's the single bsd female character who is part of one of the narratively significant partners/foils/etc that asagiri loves to write. she's the heart of and the narrator of gaiden and i adore her and think you can't talk about how bsd writes women without discussing her. anyway. stream bsd gaiden.

[kcthelazyartist]

Note: This is not a ship

[likethexan]

Priam’s little “I don’t blame you, I blame fate and the gods. Sit with me. Sit with me and see your old husband and your people” to Helen will never not get me

[acircusfullofdemons]

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I wish I knew! It was brought to my attention that it had gotten flaged for review for...some reason. I've tried figuring out how to request a review for it, but it won't work. So I've resorted to just making a new doc. Sucks, but that's all I can do right now.

Because this is a whole new doc, I'm going to be tagging some people so the word gets spread a little bit. Sorry!

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