#how do people do this on a daily basis?

[i-really-like-phrogs]

When someone else’s art is so good you physically can’t look at it because of artistic jealousy

[adastra121]

Ais: Leander and I are no longer friends. Leander: Whoa, okay, time out, that’s a horrible way to tell people we’re dating.

[mlembug]

trans girls should be financially compensated for interacting with 4chan-using trans girls

I also wish all 4chan-using trans girls a merry don't

[peachdoxie]

Being a fat woman with a restrictive eating disorder is funny because people will be like "morbid obesity due to excess calories" and I'm like are those excess calories in the room with us right now

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"

[theflyingfeeling]

...💌

[aturinfortheworse]

i was sad for a bit bc my family doesn't have a familect, like not even one word or phrase that is particular to our family

although, if movie references count, "So-and-so hasn't seen Joe's Apartment" is almost certainly a phrase that only my family uses to mean "They are insufficiently sympathetic to cockroaches"

which I think is probably also a meaning that no one outside my family has use for

[shahrwrites]

I was reading this fic a few minutes ago when this thought/new headcanon occurred to me.

Graduating high schoolers absolutely hate, hate, hate Gotham University.

Like, they hate it with a passion.

I mean, all throughout their secondary and high school they’ve been told horrors about Gotham City by their parents and teachers and literally anybody else they meet, in an attempt to scare them into studying harder. Stories about the criminal freaks who roam the city freely at night and raid Gotham U abundantly. And so they’ve been studying for years, working on their grades and trying to improve so when they’re applying for college/university, hopefully, the school they get accepted into, is anywhere but Gotham U.

And then there're these poor bastards who keep on ridiculing others for actually believing these 'childish bed time horror stories.'

Sure Gotham has its own share of thugs and crooks and criminals, but it's not as bad as everyone tries to make it out to be, right? How would people live there if even a fraction of these stories were true?

Poison Ivy? What is this, a YA fantasy story?

Joker? You mean they actually turned a character that children are commonly afraid of, into this terrifying villain? Pffft, sure. How very original.

Scarecrow? Somebody must have had a nightmare and a lot of 'Wizard of Oz' watching to do—

It's been only one month into the first semester at Gotham U and five students have already gone missing after a bonfire party at the Woods, a few others are in a coma after Joker poisoned a water tank at the campus, and Scarecrow has only gassed their faculty three times in the past weeks.

The away-from-home student in question: *stares into the camera like they are in the Office* I fucking hate this city.

[chaosangelmp3]

gonna have to renew my learner’s permit come this november i hate everything

[sapphire-weapon]

They are waiting for 6 remakes to prove to you that you were wrong.

imagine having so little going on in your life that you're sitting around waiting for a game that won't come out for at least five years because someone on the internet made you feel insecure about whether a fictional relationship will be portrayed a certain way in a video game.

like, dude. these mfs think way more about me than i ever think about them or their ship. because, at the end of the day, i don't really care.

aeon's been a feature of RE's canon for 26 years, and it hasn't impeded my love for or enjoyment of the games. if aeon continues to be canon, then nothing in my life will have changed. i'm not going to get upset about something being the same way it's always been. it doesn't matter. RE will still be the same series i've always loved.

all i'm doing over here on this blog is interpreting the games' stories as they were written and providing analysis with evidence based in the text itself. that's why i have a giant wall of text post defending leon and ada's relationship as it's portrayed in OG -- because that's what the story is.

me liking or disliking the relationship has no bearing as to whether or not the relationship is canonically romantic. i don't have to like something for it to be true. and the fact is -- the truth is -- that for a majority of OG RE's runtime, leon and ada have a romantically coded relationship. and so i interpret it and analyze it that way, because that's what it is.

the fact also remains, however, that their relationship is no longer romantically coded in the remakes' version of events. and i'm not saying that because i dislike the relationship. clearly, as evidenced above, if the relationship was portrayed as romantic, i would treat and talk about it that way, regardless of whether i liked it or not. i'm saying that leon and ada's relationship is no longer romantically coded in the remakes' version of events because that's how the story is told.

and if that's upsetting for you (ubiquitous "you"), then maybe you should take it up with capcom's division 1 studio, because they're the ones writing the story. i didn't write the fucking story.

and, not for nothing, but like

i'm also wrong all the fucking time. i was wrong in predicting a wesker boss fight in SW. i was wrong in predicting more DLC coming for RE4make. i was wrong with my initial reading of remake ada from just base RE4make alone, and SW rendered all of my prior meta about her completely worthless.

and if i turn out to be wrong about aeon, i'm not going to be upset. i'm just going to add it to the list of shit i've been wrong about and move on with my life and continue analyzing the text with the new information we've been given.

but they keep trying to drag me into their ship wars as though i give a shit, and i don't. i don't fucking care about what ship is fucking canon, bro. i care about digging into the text and accurately interpreting the story because that's how i personally have fun in a fandom. it's not about the ship, for me. it's about the story.

like, eagleone isn't my only ship. it's not like i'm sitting over here concocting ways to twist the narrative in such a way that it looks like my ship is canon. i fucking ship leon with five other goddamn characters. and yet you don't see me making a case for any of those other ships being intended romances.

RE also isn't my only fandom. i play and talk about and care about other things and the industry in general all the time. i don't care about any of this RE ship shit nearly as much as they do, because i'm busy doing and caring about other things.

it's just so stupid, man. it doesn't matter. none of this matters. and it still won't matter when RE6make comes out.

we're all just trying to have fun here, and what i'm doing here on this blog, i do for myself. for my own fun. because this is how i have fun in fandom. it should have absolutely no bearing on anyone else's ability to have fun in the fandom -- and, if it does, then that person needs to stop fucking looking at my blog.

because none of this matters.

you know

i keep begging aeons to play other games, and this is exactly why.

[cbk1000]

I'm really fucking sick of hearing how smart I am and then being given tasks a monkey could do.

[phantajam]

my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)

[heartshattering]

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Idk it's just sad that I made a list of "productive" shit I wanted to do before my voice call today and now all I'm thinking about is how I wish I could s-h lol

I took a med to calm down my panic (as prescribed, not abusing or misusing anything but I just don't like taking more meds than I have to during the daytime since I'm already trying to taper down on how much medication I take for sleep at nighttime) and I'm not going to hurt myself but my mom isn't leaving me alone, good thing the intensity of my emotions has started to dull down a bit but fuck

[thethingything]

our brain's decided to freak out over shit that definitely feels ridiculous and like we're freaking out over something tiny and I can't even pinpoint why the thing is an issue but our brain clearly does not fucking like it.

but I just realised we missed some doses of one of our usual medications and from past experience that gives us wild mood swings and makes us get upset about tiny things and just have an overall shit time so I guess that explains at least some of what our brain's been doing today.

there's also just the fact that we're so overwhelmed with stress and pain and medication side effects and struggling to keep up with anything that even tiny things that wouldn't normally be an issue end up giving us panic attacks and being absolute hell to deal with.

but unfortunately I still have to deal with feeling like I'm being overly-dramatic and like people are judging me for it and it doesn't fucking help that we've already had so many instances over the last month where we've been told our triggers don't make sense and that we're too sensitive and need to just shut up and deal with things and should bottle up our emotions so other people don't have to deal with us being stressed and upset

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I’m sorry I just gotta say after your most recent post, I find that your head canons and personal stories for ocs and whatnot are top notch. Especially due to your wording. Love your stuff man your creativity always makes me smile /gen (I really do get a smile when you post, my friends always ask me why giggle and flap my hands when I visit tumblr!)

[P:S] your way of writing reminds me of Clown’s social media posts. If I were to find a couple words to describe it I’d go with “Whimsy”, and “daffy”!

AUGH!!!!

[plutoslvr]

i love tumblr because i can tell people to straight up kill themselves no repercussions but if i told someone they're a butthole on twitter i'd get blacklisted from the site and atomic bombs dropped on my house