#how dare he be so perfect

[musette22]

Chris Evans on What Is Your Life's Purpose? | Oprah's Book Club with Eckhart Tolle

[iizven]

That soft, dreamy smile...

[doodleferp]

Oh my fucking god AHEGOJO

[theidiotwhowritesthings]

How have you been friend!!? I’ve been stuck on delulu time with Oscar Isaac/Miguel O’Hara/ Moon Knight bullshit again and now everything is either Pedro or Oscar 🥴💊

don't worry, boo, we all on delulu time with those babes. you're in good company 😘

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

[thebandersnatchoftheshire]

Ohmygod😭

Hey so wanna hear something devastating.

The costumer just causally dropped that the ring around Izzy’s cravat is his mother’s.

“He’s very sentimental, like he carries his mother’s ring around his scarf.” (X)

I’m on my friends porch in tears rn. Are you kidding me. Ms. Taylor was talking about Izzy’s drag look and just dropped that fact as if that wouldn’t rewire my entire brain chemistry.

[tubbytarchia]

maybe. I hope you guys never stop asking for ranchers

[unlimitedhearts]

RIP Tumblr you would have loved Psych 😭

[lisutarid-a]

[secriden]

The audacity of this man *U*

[rebelcharmings]

i don’t think enough fics utilise the whole dexter making girls literally faint by taking off his glasses or darling being able to slow down time by flipping her hair a certain way. they’re such funny concepts to me idk

and i don’t think daring actually has a power like this?? like his smile is literally blinding but i feel like girls just swoon at his natural charm and looks. dexter on the other hand obviously doesn’t have the natural charm of his brother so he goes about his day but he takes his glasses off to clean them one time and girls come flocking to him😭😭imagine he just wants to see the board more clearly in class so he takes his glasses off to clean them and whichever girl next to him just faints on their desk

i will also forever be salty darling’s cool little trick isn’t utilised at all in the show not even in a webisode like cmonn missed opportunity right there

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was thinking about your post about erik being a whimpering mess when he's about to come and first of all you're SO right also i love this dynamic of bossy bottom charles and service top erik bc i think erik (based on looks/first impressions/personality cause i think it works for both comics!cherik and movieverse!cherik) would think charles is shy/submissive and then he's baffled (in the best possible way) to know that charles is actually a freaky freak in bed, and the opposite goes to charles, he'd think erik super dominant in bed when in reality he's extremely attentive and in tune with his partner's needs, almost shy in the way he's so careful and polite (i mean have you seen canon erik that man is built like a refrigerator) and just erik "i destroy everything i touch" mindset in general, he'd be very very careful with charles. ANYWAY what i was thinking is: charles bossing erik around on the bed and being such a massive dirty talker and it turns erik on SO MUCH he starts to lose focus on what's he's doing!!!!!!!! like charles being super vocal in bed and not being able to shut the fuck up because he cant stop babbling about how erik makes him feel so good and how big he is or how good erik is for him or how he wants to have erik inside him all the time and since erik is so dedicated to charles' pleasure he wants charles to come first but but charles keeps clenching so tight around him and moaning non stop and it feels so good !!!!! he's trying so hard !!!!!! all the metal in the room is also screaming with charles and erik is not even aware of losing control of his powers until they're done and the scent of melted metal makes him jump a little

asks like these are so dangerous for me cause when i say i just sat here for like twenty minutes thinkina these two suckin and fuckin like crazy...... PEAK !!!!!

[ex0rin]

Oh! It's a classic S/COMS operating system! Don't touch the buttons. Nope. No, I wasn't, no.

Strange New Worlds: Those Old Scientists

[dykedvonte]

Alternate med bay scene where Anya locked herself in to hot box cause they ran out of pills and she needed the relief. Daisuke assumed it was a gas leak so she gotta smoke it all so she don’t gotta share with Jimmy and when Daisuke got in she was deflated like the girl in the dare commercial and the contact high took him out.

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Rachel haters act like she tried too hard to be “weird” and “different” when she was an 8 grader/freshmen when she was introduced, and mostly likely had alternative interests. AND it was 2008. She wasn’t doing anything wrong she was discovering herself.

[cultofstan]

Pics of Doc Ock from The Clone Conspiracy Event