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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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I think one of the main failings of modern American fantasy after Tolkien's book was published in the USA is the fact that they all focus on kings and royalty and wars when The Lord of the Rings' overall plot is dependent of common people stepping up to get rid of the evil themselves. The main bad guy is so obsessed with royalty and focusing on Aragorn that he forgets that some guy and his gardener is taking his magical artifact to destroy it.

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#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

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I would die for him actually

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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True freedom.

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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I wish more people understood how fucking hard Legend of Korra was actually censored. It's not "LGBT bait" it was CENSORED and the writers had to fight hard just for Korra and Asami to HOLD FUCKING HANDS

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best sequence ever???

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thinking about creatures.

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home: