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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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Who is this sassy lost child?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#a-yuan#A-Yuan knows how to to utilise his big wet eyes to get treats. What a little legend.#The crowd comments about LWJ being 'daddy' and WWX being 'the mother' are a little too 'fan-service bait' for me.#So I am personally reimagining it as another layer of 'misinterpretation of a more complex situation' commentary.#I like how the different styles of interacting with children WWX an LWJ exhibit say so much about their own childhoods.#We - human beings in the real world - take two lessons from how we were parented: What we valued and what we wish we had.#LWJ leaning into indulgence is him pushing back against his own childhood of asceticism. It's something he didn't have - so he gives it.#WWX on the other hand has been *so* defined by his drive to indulge. And here he is the restrictor!#It takes a bit more to see what's going on here. The factors are not singular.#but to keep it in theme with LWJ; I'd propose it is partly his way of establishing structure when he did not have it as a child.#Both approches are a way of saying 'I didn't have this and I wish I did.'#With LWJ it's pretty obvious why...but WWX? What is at your core? What is your regret towards a lack of restriction?#Or...What benefit do you think it gives this child to learn the harsh lessons of going without?#Did it make you strong when you were a child? Do you think it is just the nature of the world and we all must learn it?#How we interact with children is such a fascinating topic to delve into our psychology and neuroses.#In a more light hearted turn of topic:#WWX confirmed to be 'person taking the car to the drive through to order one black coffee for himself' on the triangle spectrum.#LWJ is saying 'we have food at home' as he is opening his wallet ready to order for everyone.#(Technically this is comic 213 but yippee! We are in the 200's now! Thank you all so much for reading and cheering me on!)
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When the Robins were too young to convincingly pass as drivers, they'd always insist that Bruce drive them to school or anyplace they were running late to, because Bruce's extensive illegal racing experience meant they were guaranteed to make it there on time. Or even early sometimes.
#You know that old meme where that Gorbachev was driving that one time instead of his driver#and the polizei dudes went “no way in fucking hell am I arresting anyone important enough for Gorbachev to drive around”#It's that#THey see the prince of the city behind the wheel and the cops assume he's got a decent reason for breaking every speed limit and rule of th#road#alfred chills with the kid in the back and nearly knocks his head against the window thrice#GPS squinting at their time: “how the hell did you get there in five minutes?”#Bruce pulling up to the parking lot with smoking car tyres#to the horror of the other PTA parents#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#personal#dick grayson#jason todd#Damian wayne#i guess#I do not see Timmy or Cass requiring this#Stephanie brown#maybe
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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When you do the math problem wrong but still somehow manage to find the solution…
Was supposed to be my submission for @sansxyouweek Day 2: Act to Flirt but turned into a whole comic 💀 (i mean. I guess it still counts?)
#sans ability to read faces is so hilarious to me because he would clock how unaware i am of things IMMEDIATELY#the mixed signals on me would drive him crazy 😭#im sorry im so dense bbgirl#sansxyouweek2024#sans x reader#sans x self insert#sans x you#oc x canon#sans#leafs art
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They go way back.
#image id in alt text#aughhghhhh god i am SO fucking ill#sorry about how bare minimum this comic is I'm literally obsessed#they drive me to tears your honourrr#chilshi#pots n picks#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#art cabinet
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[16/300] Science has failed Mother Earth
Was remembering the time the band I played in from 2000 to 2005 drove the Interstate 10 back in 2002. I remember it well because it was the first tour we did as a 7-piece. There were other factors, but as far as it pertains to our story, that's all that matters. ---- The trek was from Sarasota to West Hollywood, it lasted almost two days (42-to-43 hours), we stopped a total of 6 times, mostly for gas, to grab food & drinks and to take care of the basic physiological businesses a human needs to do... and I think we ended up getting like 16k from both gigs. I still remember that tour was one of the first ones where we ended up "in the black", financially speaking. ---- My first driving shift lasted 16 hours, then the bass player drove 4 hours, followed by the keyboard + FOH engineer doing a 6 hour shift and afterwards I drove the rest of the way myself, which I think it ended up being a little under 16 hours. Again, it was almost two days of non-stop driving. ---- I don't think we stopped for more than 5 minutes except for one time, which if memory doesn't completely fail me was in, like, El Paso... or was it Las Cruces? I just remember we stopped because our guitar tech had to throw up from something spoiled he had chowed down. so I'm thinking it was Las Cruces. ---- I drank like three big fucking cylinders of black coffee with skinny milk (don't judge) to stay awake. I recall telling Greg from DEP like a year later about our little East Coast to West Coast odyssey and him laughing his ass off. I think him and Liam did a similar drive from Baltimore to LA to record Ire Works but they ended up getting high as shit in the grand canyon or something. ---- I don't know if there's a lesson to be learned from all of this, but I do know that I don't wish that drive upon anybody. Time is money, I guess? Whatever, read ya' later, alligator!
#diary#daily life of an old shithead#system of a down reference#system of a down#soad#22 years and still goes hard AF#there is absolutely nothing I can tell you about toxicity that you haven't heard/read/perceived/experienced. a behemoth of a record#not my favorite nu-metal record (that's still Skeletons by Nothingface) but it's such a perfect record for a bunch of situations.#life as a musician#life as a professional musician#dumb shit#I was also like 3 months sober at that point too#don't do drugs#they ain't worth it#except for like weed and similar stuff#and even then be careful#how am I driving?#going places#touring#I think those ten hours of not driving helped me survive
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Sae Niijima is such a good character it drives me insane a little. She's not a mother nor a maternal or doting older sister but instead a twenty four year old who was thrown into a position of responsibility that she never asked for. She loves Makoto just as much as she resents her and its so apparent every time they talk up until November. "Are you studying?" (I want you to do well) (I need you to get a job and stop making my life harder) "I'll use any method necessary to get this promotion" (Life will be easier for us) (So stop distracting me with your problems) "Focus on your future" (I know that you're capable) (I can't afford to waste my time on you, so stop wasting time on others)
Makoto is not only the sole reason she pushes as hard as she does for a promotion, for success, and the reason that she loses herself in her animosity over her fathers death, but also someone she can't stand for so long. Makoto was 14-15 when their father died. Sae was 21. As soon as she got the career she wanted and things started to look up, her stability was robbed from her and she was disillusioned with the system that her father had taught her to rely on and completely adhere to. How do you manage, the daughter of a cop, following his footsteps towards law enforcement, when you're suddenly reminded of how unfair it is? You can't quit, your little sister relies on you and she's so young and struggling just as badly with this grief. So you pick yourself up and you get moving again. You push harder, press further. You abandon your morals and your ethics because punishing criminals (guilty or not) is almost like punishing the man who killed your father.
And the whole time she's fighting for promotions, going for drinks with the SIU Director to make herself more favourable for promotions, trying to navigate being a woman in a competitive, suffocating, male-dominated field, falling behind despite doing so much where others are promoted for doing so little - all the while your little sister comes back from school and her biggest issues are so small compared to yours.
Persona 5 revolves so heavily around grief and loss and change and Sae embodies all of that so well, all of the sharp and unpleasant and jagged parts of grief.
#sae niijima#persona brainrot real#idk what possessed me for this i jsut love her#beyond her being rlly hot and such a driven and compelling character#the way that we see her on screen is so heavily shaped and influenced by grief that its almost crushing when you notice it#she focuses on work because if she falls behind it could cost her and her sister everything#yet she lives in her fathers house. works a job her father would be proud of. is praised through her proximity to her father.#her sister idolises her and relies on her like a parent. sae was never supposed to be that to her#how am i meant to be your mother and your father? how am i meant to be the source of stability in your life when im not stable in mine#and the whole time your little sister sits there and where shes actually putting on a brave face and forcing through her own grief#struggling to put a life without her father into perspective#to you she just looks ... complacent. willfully ignorant to the situation that you're both in and the struggles you're both facing#why WOULDNT you hate her?#and then you realise that shes not ignorant. shes not as stupid or as oblivious as you thought#every time she was being distracting and asking pointless questions she was just reaching out to you#and each time you had to push her hand away and tell her not now. focus. study.#they drive me insane actually#persona 5#p5r#persona 5 royal#makoto niijima
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Firefox-official vs electronicmail
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
okay come up with a better idea then. firefox-official is gone asshole it’s electronicmail or nothing
#this one was hard to respond to because it elicited the usual anon rage in me#but i had to think about it anyway.#this blog has been around for less than a month and it is driving me fucking crazy#don’t you think i know?#dont you think it hurts enough already#i dont want this blog either i want my old blog back with all my stuff on it#i would like to stick around#because i loved posting#and i get that you’re just having fun#but i’m making an example of you#less than a month vs five years#‘household name’ firefox official#spent five years building that thing#and now it’s just this.#i keep forgetting#and then i’m here again#not home#i know you all feel bad enough for me already#but it’s so hard to be myself because the environment on here is SO different#we were HAPPY#WE WERE SO HAPPY#Umm… Or whatever.#guess i could go back to firefox unofficial#but that feels far too close to the sun. and i’m done with the wings i think.#i dont mean to be so serious#a total mood killer i know#i just dont know how to proceed exactly#because when i post like normal i cant help but feel sad#and when i post about being sad its just sort of obnoxious#i’m not really asking for pity i just want to explain where i am at
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Oh, Lala...
#atla#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#atla azula#princess azula#atla ursa#suki#atla suki#kyoshi warriors au#kyoshi warriors#Kyoshi Warrior Ursa AU#wip#I felt like sharing a little snippet of a two-page comic I've been working on for AGES#Literally you have no idea for how long this has been sitting on my drafts#Mainly because I keep getting sidetracked by new AUs and sketches and projects. But that's nothing new so#This one is a deep-ish dive into the basic character dynamics between the Fire Siblings as well as Ursa and Suki#Or should I say#Between the siblings Ruolan and Jian Li regarding their mother Noriko and each other.#I know the names can get rather confusing. I'd love to explain the reasoning behind them if anyone would like to know tho#Moving on#There's a lot to unpack in that scene#The characters are different from how we know them due to their circumstances in this AU. But they have things in common with the og series#Of course that remains for you to see#I'm so excited to finish this and share it with you guys!#Some of you have been asking about Azula/Ruolan and Ursa/Noriko in this AU and I am here to deliver#I love the dynamic between this little family SO much it's driving me insane#That being said#What do you get from this panel alone? What do you think it's happening?#I'd love to hear your thoughts on this
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i have a tremendously long to do list you know what that means
#i am the face of productivity#i should be studying for my history and socialmanagement a levels find a flat prepare for my college interview or learn how to drive butttt#fanfiction#ao3#dan and phil#soukoku#shin soukoku#bungou stray dogs#bsd#wenclair
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I have a lot of leftover drawings in my gallery. [Blank Scripts AU]
[Content Warning: Images below contain Gore, Death, and Disturbing/Uncomfortable Imagery]
I find it a bit cute knowing they start out as crazy and then slowly settle into something calmer and relatively healthier after learning to adapt to each other's lust-turned-love. [Stanley did it first but hey :3]
#tsp blank scripts au#they love each other [genuinely] theyd rather die if theyre to go without each other by this point#hhmmm I hope the last few images arent too damning#These two go through a lot during the progression of their relationship#and I wanted to showcase that yknow?#theyre demented but theyre just perfect for each other kind of way#lovingly tearing each other apart and rebuilding each other to do it over and over again#repeating this dull process of endings over and over and finding ways to keep themselves entertained#this place was never even meant to be fun#but now that theyve gotten entangled with each other#they cant help but want to play around#even if its just for a little bit?#work can continue later right?#they love each other a little bit too much they actually need to be put in a separate cage#like a spider and a praying mantis#is it painful? yes. is it fun? also yes. do they like doing it only to each other and nobody else? YES.#their psych is genuinely so fun to explore and dissect#I had a lot of fun making these despite how deranged they look#something about them.... it drives both to do things they would never even consider doing to anybody else... but towards each other#you know what i mean? or am i just yapping nonsense again.#horror#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#tsp au#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#stanley tsp#tsp stanley
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Can we put this somewhere in the top 5 sexiest things Shadow has done please
#sonic#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#“but he's a hedgehog how can you find him hot--” BECAUSE HE BRINGS ME SHIVERS AND WHIMSY SHUT UP#he did not need to be so extra but i am not complaining at all that move was so CLEAN#stealing a military motorbike and showing off his flawless gun job before epically driving off shadow the hedgehog you'll always be famous#give me more scenes of him doing stuff like this and my life is yours i'm on my knees here#ok i need to suppress the urge to simp before this gets long but i think i'm placing this above him biting the gear off sonic's hand#anyway i can see where the shadow 05 aspect are bleeding in XD i'm so glad he has a motorbike and gun again#momento rambles
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(thanks to the defrost tiktok anon) Eric would be on the cooking duty and Francesca would be trying to either push things off the table or steal something from the counter constantly or play with moving metal kitchenwares to the point that Eric has to decide that the safest way of him to cook in peace is by holding Francesca all the time while cooking so that she doesn't do anything
artistic rendition cause you be cooking here .............
#magneto#erik lehnsherr#francesca the cat#snap sketches#i told myself no more fran drawings this week/next weekend so i could focus on other stuff..... but how could i resist this idea vjELRKVERV#THIS ONE I CAN DO QUICK ANYWAY BUT PLEEEEEASE#put her in the baby sling ........... just to make sure she dont do nothin ...#so funny this resonated with my soul so hard because sometimes i watch this mom cook but she'll have her baby In The Baby Sling#obsessed i am.....#on that note. its already 10pm wtf i have to drive at like 4AM#the weekend's already gone and i didnt draw anything i said i would jeRLEJAJLV#thats been my weekend every week hasnt it. say ill draw a thing and then get too busy to do so vjaeLKvkl#a travesty but i might have a lil time to do somethin else. kinda for myself also kinda answerig an ask#i mean again this just one of those rare moments where plans i already had coincide with an ask so might as well ig#ok bye bye we'll see what happens
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just a boy with his house elf
#i saw penny in a hat and i was like i want to draw penny happy with a hat#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy mc#house elf#penny#hogwarts legacy penny#fanart#hogwarts legacy fanart#Minding Your Own Business Side Quest#Haunted Hogsmeade Shop Quest#the location of this side quest is so well made ohmygod#when u play it the first time it's just#G A S P everytime u rotate the camera#house elf is just the saddest creature to ever exist#their whole being is just meant to be enslaved what the heck with that ; - ;#it made me think how do they even have enough time or drive to reproduce at all with that kind of life#i went to google yesterday and good to know i am not the only one pondering this question#anyhow i cannot figure out how his lower body part goes ; ~ ; so.....#summer update
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