#houselife

[moocha-muses]

"There has to be some way to replicate this wonder of nature through spellcraft."

"Lock, baby, I love how much fun you have saying 'I like snow'."

"It's just such a perfect medium for delivering contaminants."

"Not in my goddamned gnochi!"

[mcldrabblesforyou]

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[ultraremixalpha]

🎵JEFF - Ensnared (Lyrics)

[oll13v3r]

My personal opinions/headcanons: :)

Lucifer - He would be fine. He's really good at most domestic things, and would be very attentive. However, his work and brothers would frequently get in the way of him spending time with you. If diavolo needs something, he has to go help. He's also a chronic overworker and i feel like he'd be very particular about how the house looks.

Mammon - No <3. I adore him so much, don't get me wrong. But he wouldn't change that much, even as a married man. Like he'd definitely be super sweet and attentive, especially during the honeymoon, but the second you're settled his ass is hitting the casino and going gambling. I also feel like he would be bad at cooking and cleaning for yall. And he'd probably accidentally bring crimelords/witches into your house for you to fend off.

Leviathan - I don't think he'd change at all. He'd just stay in his room gaming in your house instead. He wouldn't clean or cook. I'm sure he'd be super attentive though! Your house will flood when he gets mad at his games, so prepare for that. He also will insist on cosplaying at his wedding, which is great for some people and not great for others.

Asmodeus - I think he'd be a great domestic partner!! He's very cleanly, affectionate, and contributes to your joint income. Here might be some worries about commitment, but I don't think he'd ever cheat on you. He loves you too much! You might want to have separate bathrooms though because he spends so much time getting ready in his, you won't see that toilet or bathtub ever.

Satan - He'd be pretty good too!! He'd enjoy getting away from his brothers, and getting to be with you. He would probably stay very caring towards you, and want to have a quiet domestic life. He'd spend a lot of time reading. You will be forced to have at least three cats though if you want to live with him, and the house will probably stay a consistent wreck. Also the walls wouldn't be able to handle his wrath.

Beelzebub - I'm not sure about him. Like, he'd definitely be good at cooking and cleaning, as well as sticking to a strict schedule, but he'd break things on accident really easily. You'd also have to spend a LOT of money on food. He'd feel really bad, and I don't blame him! Just watch out. Maybe keep your personal food in a hiding spot?

Belphie - no. I'm biased because I don't like him, first of all. But, he would refuse to help with anything around the house, and do anything with you that didn't have to do with cuddling and/or sleeping. He would also make it really hard to get out and talk to other people.

Feel free to add with your ideas!!!!

[leffee]

Today, I humbly offer you a Vinnie headcanon I have (human au specifically).

Vinnie, if given the choice, will always sleep over at one of his friend's houses. I don't think he can go to bed without knowing that there's someone else in the house/apartment with him. At first, most of the group were shocked when he'd randomly show up at their door with a bag, but at this point they're all used to it.

One fun thing about this is that you can tell exactly who's house he stayed at based on certain criteria.

Does he have a new pair of earrings with tons of shiny beads and feathers? Minka. Does he smell like coconut and jasmine and he keeps on trying to eat his own hair? Penny. Is there the remnants of mascara on his eyes and lip-gloss on his lips? Zoe (she likes to try out new make-up looks on someone else before she does them on herself). Is his hair 10 times as crunchy and sturdy looking than normal? Russell. Is he jumping at any noise or sudden movement? Sunil (they watched a movie that was a bit too spooky for them). Is he wearing some dumbass shirt*? Pepper.

Most of the things listed here were given to him willingly, but he definitely does a little friendly thievery once in a while.

*examples of the dumbass shirts in question

I hope you enjoyed this ^^ I wanted to throw my hat into the headcanon ring and figured you'd want to see it first since it's mainly about your boy and all that. I hope you have a nice day!

YAY!!!! My boy headcanon for me to see first! :DDDDD

Okay, okay, so I absolutely agree with this. This is kinda a headcanon that I also have, kinda. He just prefers to be with his friends at any given time because he doesn't like to be alone especially in his house (plus some houselife angst before he moved out) in general, so that includes sleeping. He tries not to bother them too much, but like... he really, really would rather be with them during the night and otherwise than not.

That's personally how I see his reasoning. Plus he loves them, so ya know.

I love all those stuff with others, especially Penny and Pepper. Yes, yes Pepper and Vinnie two absolutely wear the stupidest T-shirts in the existence that make others cringe so hard sometimes. Especially Zoe, cause "Really? You could have worn so many other clothes and you decided on this?"

Yes, he's an absolute thief, he especially steals his friends clothes cause they have their smell, yay! But also you know, cozy clothes ^^

Let me present another shirt Vinnie and/or Pepper would posses

[xxrandom1girlxxxx]

Growing up too soon

I'm 16 and I almost live everyday with my bf who leave alone. I have a shitty houselife that’s why I'm never home

I guess it’s better than when I was wandering the street but it’s so weird it was a dream of mine to find a place to run away from home

He's gonna leave the town for weeks so I guess I'm going back to spending my days in the street

It’s hurting me to grow that fast. Why do I have to become an adult before anyone

[maximuswolf]

BLANCE &amp; houselife - Alone [Electronic]

BLANCE & houselife - Alone [Electronic] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeyfU882J9c Submitted October 12, 2024 at 03:25PM by mediazikos https://ift.tt/1we78a3 via /r/Music

[moocha-muses]

"This-"

"-is-"

"-hell."

[chosen-music]

BLANCE & houselife - Alone

[atlas-arq]

Maison à Bordeaux

OMA, 1998

Photo: Koolhaas Houselife by Ila Bêka and Louise Lemoîne

[fritfilter]

“I think they felt like I was being standoffish,” Lyons says of her co-stars. “They are younger than I am. They have a sense of abandon that I don’t have. And I can’t create that. I’ve spent so much time trying to be a boss, to be professional, to be thoughtful about the words that come out of my mouth.”

[blac-ivy]

Yesssss

I love this show but so many people are okay with going with social medias opinions on things.

Like bots.

" It's cringe" yeah it's cringe bro they're highschoolers who swear they're cool right now.

Life is a bit cringe too sometimes especially when you're 16.

Honestly I wish people could watch and at least try to understand why an undersocialized, overstressed, traumatized teenager with an unstable/newly semi stable houselife would react the way Ginny does.

The show is nice and funny and awkward with lots of secondhand embarrassment but idk feels right. Feels almost relatable.

Ginny and Georgia defender foreverrrrrr. (Unless the cast says they had a shit time filming or something but so far so good)

I just finished watching season 2 of Ginny and Georgia and as far as I'm concerned, it's waaaaaay better than Euphoria, the problems are more realistic (or they simply are realistic), there's a variety of colours of people, variety of problems, pleeeenty of things anyone could be relating to, colourful characters and yes of course I can see the exaggerations but I am pleased with how it went and when I checked what mbti is Max, I wasn't surprised as I felt we are literally the same, except for the part when she is very talented and somehow has time for all of these courses and learning and being this awesome smart person (not always)

Anyway I love the show and it's very comforting

[flasticpantastic]

WELL THIS IS ALL A BIT WILD

We were due to move out of our house next week, we were fully in the process of selling and giving away our things until the charity shops closed and the tip closed. We were supposed to be moving into our van that we’ve spent 8 months building into our cosy little home. LOL

At least I am able to work from home for the time being... and enjoy preparing the things I can at a slower pace. 

Hello again, my 7 year old, barely used Tumblr blog. Hi tarot, meditation and exercise, nice to see you - it’s been a while.

[redefiningthirtysomething]

Who else over indulged over Christmas?! Hahaha I know I sure did. I enjoyed every freaking second of it too! I put my healthy eating aside for a few days and spend a good time with my family!

We cooked a honey glazed ham, mashed potatoes, asparagus, deviled eggs, and baked a ton of cookies. Our neighbors brought us cookies as well and a box of chocolate pretzels.

I've been pretty consistent with my healthy eating but I had to enjoy time with my family. This was the first time EVER we had Christmas by ourselves. We always jump from house to house but this year decided to stay home. It was so nice although lonely a bit. But we got to nap on Christmas day and watch movies, eat and eat. Bella then went to her friends house to see what they got for Christmas and they were running around back and forth playing.

Yesterday I started back on my workout routine, feeling bloated and still full. But I'll workout daily and as soon as the New Year starts I'm definitely going to put in 100%. Right now I'm focused on both my girls and having the best time for the Holidays. 💕

My priority is always my family first.

[lizdesouza]

Eu vejo a amizade com os santos como uma amizade com alguém que conheço há muito tempo, de pessoas que gostam das mesmas coisas e desprezam as mesmas coisas. Assim vejo minha amizade com Santa Teresinha. Eu a conheci em 1998, e desde então ela tem ouvido minhas súplicas, sendo companhia nos tempos difíceis e também nos tempos alegres. Com o tempo conheci a família inteira dela, especialmente seus pais. Não sei como vocês convivem com isso, mas tenho imagem dela, fotografias na parede, santinhos, e parece até que nascemos na mesma família. Com este desenho que sai atrasado (era pra ser pro dia primeiro, mas aqui tudo sai no tempo de Deus e não no meu), hoje mando este desenho onde digo pra ela: “Que bom que hoje você veio jantar conosco”. Quem é seu santo do coração? O que você diria se ele estivesse à mesa com sua família? Vídeo com o processo no IGTV. #santateresinha #thereselisieux #procreate #procreatedrawing #houselife #housewife #communionofsaints #catholic https://www.instagram.com/p/B3KShDgg_UH/?igshid=10vooqypg27w9

[moocha-muses]

"Excuse me! Who let a werewolf near my seedlings? You're going to shed all over them."

"Excuse me?"

"Absolutely not. This is a delicate stage in their development."