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drgregmousebites · 3 months ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FUCKASS ONCOLOGIST HUSBAND!!! 🎉🍰🎂🎁🎉🎈🕯🎂🕯🍰
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PLS GIVE ME MORE VICODIN @dr-j-wilson
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ask-doctor-wombat · 2 months ago
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nepo baby
Actually, my dad told House NOT to hire me. Reverse nepo baby.
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thankstothe · 12 days ago
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folk hero really
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powpowhammer · 1 year ago
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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare
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politijohn · 3 months ago
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75screamingtoads · 7 months ago
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House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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finalgirlcock · 1 year ago
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haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo
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astrolavas · 7 months ago
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a bit late for mermay but. obligatory mermaid au
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elliesbelle · 11 months ago
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emily gwen, the creator of the sunset lesbian flag that we’ve come to commonly use, still continues to live in poverty.
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multi-billion dollar companies have used their design and made profit from it, and yet they have not seen a cent for their creation.
i’ve been friends with emily for years, and i have not once seen them be financially stable the entire time. i’ve seen them homeless, unemployed, starving. right now, they need our help more than ever.
please consider donating to emily’s ko-fi, especially if you’ve used their design to create something and profited from it.
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luffysfakebeard · 4 months ago
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Miku please the idea of roulette is that at least some of them are good 😭😭😭
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tarth · 2 months ago
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Here is the hard truth, which no one else has the heart to tell you.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.02 "The Rogue Prince"
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drgregmousebites · 1 month ago
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I hate having short employees. Because you either get Robert “Stoppp I’m LITERALLY AVERAGE height SHUTTT UPPP” Chase or Christopher “I am the same height as my nose and extremely forlorn about it” Taub. Or the secret third option, Chi “actively biting your ankles” Park.
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ask-doctor-wombat · 2 months ago
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I would never do cocaine in the bathroom!
That's so... unsanitary.
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thankstothe · 22 days ago
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!👏
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sharlinefreire · 5 months ago
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
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