Anyone like House Pet by ninabinaballerina? Its quite nice i like the plot, the only things I hate is dang Titus Nott and his ruining in our dramione ☹️
(Btw i'm still reading Children of The Dark this was just a really good past fanfic.)
why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
Being a housepet is getting railed by ur fwb so ur in the mood to do domestic chores long enough that ur bf comes home from work. And then he asks for a smoothie so u make it while he showers and u go smoke together. I love my life most days