#house pet

[ilovepejon]

She’s so tired 🐦‍⬛💤

[windysaturday]

[doglover43]

golden retriever 🐾

[d4ddysbunny]

wna be a little house pet that just lazes around for daddy nd wiggles my butt to distract him when i get needy!

[the-alternate-realities]

[krystalzpls]

Anyone like House Pet by ninabinaballerina? Its quite nice i like the plot, the only things I hate is dang Titus Nott and his ruining in our dramione ☹️

(Btw i'm still reading Children of The Dark this was just a really good past fanfic.)

[starwolf999]

High and home alone so of course 'house pet' mode is activated and i clean everything lol

[myhickiezsideblog]

I did laundry again

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

[homeofhousechickens]

Animal, whose life is so difficult and hard because I don't spend my entire day petting her

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[maryxpixsblog]

(via "Abstract - purple flower" Pet Mat for Sale by Maryke Roux)

[makenna-made-this]

My mom: i miss having a dog in the house :(

My overly friendly buff orpington: say less

[mifu-mifuart]

WHAT THE "H"?

Something definitely weird happened yesterday!

But the toy of axolotl helped me. He was scared of it as if it was a monster! I wonder why?

I guess he's my pet now...

(Heavy inspired by @squidflavoredsoup ! I hope it's okay...)

[rabbithaver]

bro he completely deflated 💀 no fucking bones

[brainrotcharacters]

Mothers and fuckers of the ketchup and mustard household (I'm going even more insane than usual)