#hot damn. what a show

[llycaons]

the finale was pretty good but the final scene being an awkward solo dance party to non-diagetic music? not the best choice imo. also I always thought those wide dresses look dumb as hell

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[shirecorn]

Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.

The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos

[badwolf-gallagher88]

Yes, having a crush on a fictional character is bad. But have you ever had a crush on a fictionalised version of a vaguely problematic historical figure??

[she-karev]

GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI Inganno/Deceitful Love (2024)

[cruiyn]

OH YEAH i still draw btw. i posted this to tiktok a while ago and i still see people using it so im posting it again here hiii ultrakill fans pls talk to me trust im so normal about robots from hell

haha imagine landing in jail that must suck [theyre going to kill eachother when they get out]

[backmarkerr]

Kimi Räikkönen | Belgian GP | 2008

[lalavenderangel]

Father Charlie is so 😮‍💨

need to be railed by Father Charlie so badly

[vitamin-zeeth]

Still infinitely funny to me that idkhow split in half and then their next album was literally three times better than anything else they've made. Literally the equivalent of a post-breakup glowup Dallon Weekes is so iconic for that

[sunsetsandsunshine]

~ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎… ~

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟷𝟶: 𝚃𝚅 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆˚*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*＊·̩̩̥͙

𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

���𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟾𝟻𝟽

𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 🌸🩷

𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚝 🧪💚

𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 (𝚌𝚛)𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎-𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗…𝚋𝚞𝚝…𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗…𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎…

(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝚃*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)

𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃: 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴𝙽’𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝚄 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝚂𝙾 𝙸 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙰𝙳𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙼 𝙾𝙾𝙲‼️

𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝙲𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 + 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙵𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘 𝙵 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙸 𝙽 𝙶 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑…˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙

It was weird, really…

…It came out of absolutely. nowhere. 

Peridot was sitting against Steven’s bed, watching Camp Pining Hearts with him as he ate those…popped corn things with a side of twisted candies…

…Until the teen suddenly got up like he saw some gem get brutally shattered, blushing profusely and slamming the pause button on the remote control…

Again: it came out of absolutely. nowhere! 

“Uhm…are you okay, Steven?" The smaller gem asked, glancing at the other worriedly. 

“What!?” The curly head teenager squeaked out, looking at the paused TV and then looking back at Peridot, “M-Mhm! Yup! I’m fine. Totes fine. Superb even.” The boy said nervously, fiddling with the remote controller as he refused to look at the gem next to him nor the small television now.

Peridot raised a confused brow, looking at the screen which was just Percy and Paulette’s talking paused. 

There wasn’t anything odd or weird happening…

…So…why did that he pause it in the first place? 

Besides, Steven watched this episode prior to Peridot watching it…so why was he so nervous all of a sudden?

“…Are you going to press play?” 

“Yeeeeeees...” The chocolate brown eyed teen said almost too quickly as he dragged out the singleword comically. 

“…So…thehen why don't you?" She giggled, trying to reach for the controller as the younger did literally everything in his power to not allow her to. “T-This episode sucks, Peri! Y-You don’t understand!“ Steven cried, putting the remote high in the air so the other couldn’t reach. 

“So???” The green gem huffed in amusement, “When has that ever stopped us from watching before???” She exclaimed as she swiftly snatched the object from the taller gem, trying to press play. 

The fluffy haired teenager let out a short squeak, trying to retrieve back the electronic. 

The two playfully fought, each of them trying to gain the upper hand as the remote got thrown and shoved like the last freshly baked biscuit. “Just give it back!!!” The teen said desperately.  

“Uhm…nohoh? I want to see what makes this episode so appalling for you to watch!” Peridot snickered in amusement. 

"It’s not appalling!”

“…You don’t even know what that word means, do you?”

“…W-WHATEVER!!” The younger gem huffed, starting to get more desperate to get the remote controller from the other but the other in question just simply pushed the teenager to the side, pressing play again as Steven let out a very well-timed gasp.

The episode started to play again and the fluffy haired teen got one of his pillow’s and put it up to his face, groaning loudly. 

The green cladded gem scratched her head in confusion about the weird action but didn’t question it…

…Too much, anyway…

Paulette was reaching for something on the cabin’s upper counter by using a stool— which— Peridot could relate to 101%.

And as Paulette was searching for…whatever she was searching for, Percy came into the cabin, of course, making his presence very much known. 

As the episode played out, Steven pressed the pillow more and more to his face, looking away from the TV as the audio bounced around the walls.  

Acceptance was the first step to healing, I suppose…

Percy snuck behind Paulette and tased her sides before wrapping her in a hug and tickling her stomach…how cute. 

The red head let out an inhuman screech, flailing her arms around at the new sensation as the blonde continued to tickle her mercilessly. 

An small all-knowing smirk spread over the shorter gem’s features, shooting a glance to the other as the floofy haired teenager’s face basically luminated all the shades of the color red. 

Now, the green-hued gem was the one to pause the TV, setting down the remote as she fully faced the sixteen year old, “Oho…” 

"Shut up…" Steven gritted through his teeth.

“Oh?”

“Shuhut up, Peri!!”

“Oh~?”

“Peheridot, Ihi swear—!” Steven shouted, squeaking loudly as he felt a small poke to his side, “N-NohoHO!! Peheri doohoo NAHAT!!” 

The older laughed lightly, starting to pinch around the younger’s sides, “What~? Don’t do whaaaat~?” 

“Y-Yohou knohow whahat!!” The brunette giggled fearfully, his laughter spiking as the other gem digged her thumbs into his hips, “GYAHAH— hic! PEHERI NAHAH N-NOHO!!”

“Ohhhhh Peeercy~!” Peridot said dramatically, “I don’t appreciate you trying to tickle me earlier…looks like I’m going to get my revenge~!” 

The teenager just shook his head back and forth, lying on the bed as he tried to free himself from the other’s wretched hands. “So this is what you were so flustered about…interesting…” The green cladded gem mused.

“N-NOHO IHIHI WASN’T!! NOHO IHI AHAM NAHAHAT!!!” Steven shouted, trying to pry the other’s hands away from him but he soon fell into loud, booming cackles as Peridot lightly traced around his gem. 

“Huh…Amethyst wasn’t kidding when she said this was your worst spot…”

“NO!! HIC HIC NOHOHOHA! IHIHI’M HIC GOHONNA GEHEHET HIC YOHOU BAHACK!!” 

“I’d like to see you try.” The shorter gem said simply as she blew a raspberry on the other’s gem, trying to hold back laughs as Steven let out the most loudest squeal known to man before full on belly laughing.

·̩̩̥͙＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙵𝙸𝙽˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙ 

(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)

[t3chborb]

I'm one year older today, so I figured I gotta wrap a present or two~

.

..

...

... Wait...

... I got it backwards, didn't I...

... I'm supposed to be... uhh... the one opening gifts today...

... Oh, how incredibly silly of me...

Welp, I'm sure Ramattra doesn't mind~

[miraneko19]

Realized this while playing Birushana. Tomomori. You know.

[jessieren]

Continuing with the 3% naked 97% imagination theme (ahem… because there’s no.new.content Evans) with another white shirt

Umm you look a bit hot there babe… maybe you should undo that shirt a bit further…

Like… you know… completely ….

Just saying

[oeuvrinarydurian]

I’m whale watching and I’m drenched and pissed but happy hot man in a tux today.

[theosconfessions]

Love is Embarrassing

Ep 1- House 2- Lex

@suepixels

LISTEN THESE CELEBRITIES ARE KILLING SCARLETT! hahaha! she is like 3/3 on embarrassing herself in front of them and actually scaring most of them away on intros. BUTTTT again its just the intros. look what a sweet babe lex is fr ! and my girl again making a fool of herself causing said celeb to run away haha! but okay so lex creates video games. and scarlett one of her hidden traits is that she is a video gamer. SO. she lost her mind. my poor precious girl and my poor precious lex for dealing with it haha !

[skrunksthatwunk]

yu yu hakonstruct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men.mp4

crossposted to youtube