#hot damn. what a show
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the finale was pretty good but the final scene being an awkward solo dance party to non-diagetic music? not the best choice imo. also I always thought those wide dresses look dumb as hell
#watching catherine stick to her principles was inspiring but also frustrating because it took her so long to act#as a savvy political leader as well#like pugachev was right. the changes she wanted to make were impossible to put through because they disrupted the entire social and economi#structure of the country. thats why a violent uprising had to happen#so I wasn't exactly rooting for her to take back control from a idealogical standpoint but from a character one#because the way she learned to play the game and wrap everything up#and even channel a murderous elementary schooler's bloodlust into something beneficial for her#was genuinely impressive#hot damn. what a show#looks like 6 seasons were planned. I'd watch six. fuck#the stinger at the end with archie. KNEW he'd make it lol#the great lb#the great spoilers
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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the degree to which magic in bbc merlin is an allegory for queerness is insane. what do you mean people with magic hide in fear for their lives because it’s illegal. what do you mean merlin’s mother sent him away to the big city bc she was afraid of what would happen if their small town found out he had magic. what do you mean merlin is taken in by an unmarried old man who used to practice magic but can’t anymore. what do you mean morgana was morally on uther’s side until she realized who she was and that he was wrong for wanting people like her dead. what do you mean anti-magical propaganda spreads misinformation that all magic is evil and everyone who practices it is also evil and should be killed. what do you mean there’s a recurring underlying theme of magical being solidarity
#what do you mean everyone merlin tells about his magic is a hot man and/or a twink#what do you mean merlin flirts with every (male) sorcerer he comes across#what do you mean morgause shows up acting like a whole lesbian#what do you mean the druids are forced to live outside society and are seen as lesser than and to be avoided at all costs#what do you mean magical beings are hoping for a better life once arthur becomes king bc he doesn’t share the#same anti-magic values as his father#i’m only on season 3 so i’m probably missing a bunch but even atp im flabbergasted#but damn this is hitting hard#i’m sure this has all been beaten to death but i’m new here sorry#bbc merlin#merlin#merlin emrys#uther pendragon#morgana pendragon#gaius merlin#em saying things
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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Kimi Räikkönen | Belgian GP | 2008
#no respectful words to say in the caption so i better say nothing#the reason he DNF'd so much is because he looked so so so hot doing so#2008 suit my beloved#open with white fireproofs underneath too.... hot damn...#remember what Peter Sauber said about how the way Kimi walked showed his determination? yeah i get it.#kimi räikkönen#kimi raikkonen#belgium08#2008#1st ferrari stint kimi#my posts
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Yes, having a crush on a fictional character is bad. But have you ever had a crush on a fictionalised version of a vaguely problematic historical figure??
#walter raleigh#napoleon#evita#andrew lloyd webber#antonio banderas#che#che guevara#lord melbourne#victoria#kit marlowe#a discovery of witches#christopher marlowe#rufus sewell#history#historical#tv shows#classic novels#daphne du maurier#poldark#I have developed a crush on Sir Walter Raleigh what am I meant to do#This is worse than my thing for Che from Evita#Like they’re so problematic#why do fictional versions make them hot#why am i like this#why do i do this to myself#also Kit Marlowe like damn#blackadder#upstart crow
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GIACOMO GIANNIOTTI Inganno/Deceitful Love (2024)
#giacomo gianniotti#inganno#deceitful love#i love italians#italian man#italian#italy#beautiful 😍#what a beautiful man#shake it baby#male beauty#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#so hot and sexy#hot as hell#hot male#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#he is so fine 😍🥵#oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥#hottie 🔥#hot damn 🔥#this show cant come soon enough#i want him#to look at me like that#netflix#october 2024
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Father Charlie is so 😮💨
need to be railed by Father Charlie so badly
#he’s so damn hot in this show#need him in ways that would make me need to pray for forgiveness#don’t know what it is about him as Father Charlie specifically#but i’d risk it all for him#holy fuck#nicholas alexander chavez#father charlie mayhew
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OH YEAH i still draw btw. i posted this to tiktok a while ago and i still see people using it so im posting it again here hiii ultrakill fans pls talk to me trust im so normal about robots from hell
haha imagine landing in jail that must suck [theyre going to kill eachother when they get out]
#cruiyn#ultrakill#ultrakill game#what are these robots doing here!!! god damn!!!!!!!!!!#like imagine showing up at a prison and seeing a blue gumball bitch and a hot sauce hero with the hot sauce hero missing its arm#i know i would be talking about that as some weird fucked up dad lore to my kids like#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#ultrakill robots#art
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Realized this while playing Birushana. Tomomori. You know.
#birushana#birushana rising flower of genpei#otome#wizardess heart#shall we date#blanking on what other morally controversial otome games ive played#but seriously that trope of “im lowkey obsessed with the heroine and even seeing the hate in her eyes as she looks at me is perfect.”#to “i would love to see what other expressions i could bring her to make-”#ALL the way to the final installment of “oh. when she smiles.. when shes happy.. and looks at me with such happiness?#that is the best expression she has ever made. she looks beautiful like that... everything else pales in comparison- no.#i actually dont care to see her tears or to have her look at me in anger ever again.“#and just. falling in love with her happiness and doing everything they can to make her smile and laugh among other things??#because they feel really good doing it??#sorry i know thats common with villain love interests but im REALLY a sucker for it okay i cant help it#but also no seriously what other games like this have i played again?? i havent played any of the villain routes in hakuouki yet#but i feel like this trope is probably in there so.#hakuouki#JUST THE LOOK OF SURPRISE ON THE LOVE INTEREST'S FACE WHEN THEY SEE THE PROTAG SMILE AT THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME#AFTER ONLY EVER PREVIOUSLY SHOWING FEAR OR HATE#I LOVE IT AAUUUGHHH#oh!! thats right!#steam prison#paradigm paradox#piofiore#BECAUSE YANG I FUVKING LOVE YANG EVEN THOUGH HES AWFUL UGH#even if tempest#ill tag that in here too bc Tyril was that way for a hot second in the beginning of his route/timeline when he was first meeting Anastasia#i definitely know theres more but damn#anyway#we support character development in this house
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~ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎… ~
·̩̩̥͙**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝚃𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙱𝙴𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟷𝟶: 𝚃𝚅 𝚂𝙷𝙾𝚆˚*• ̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙**·̩̩̥͙
𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎: 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏
𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟾𝟻𝟽
𝙻𝚎𝚎: 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 🌸🩷
𝙻𝚎𝚛: 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚝 🧪💚
𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢: 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 (𝚌𝚛)𝚋𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎-𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗…𝚋𝚞𝚝…𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗…𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎…
(𝙰/𝙽: 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢: 𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚞𝚢! 𝚃*𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔/𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝙳𝙽𝙸!!!)
𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃: 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴𝙽’𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝚄 𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝚂𝙾 𝙸 𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝙰𝙳𝚅𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙸𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙼 𝙾𝙾𝙲‼️
𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: 𝙲𝚞𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 + 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙵𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎
**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘 𝙵 𝚁 𝙴 𝙰 𝙺 𝙸 𝙽 𝙶 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑…˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*·̩̩̥͙
It was weird, really…
…It came out of absolutely. nowhere.
Peridot was sitting against Steven’s bed, watching Camp Pining Hearts with him as he ate those…popped corn things with a side of twisted candies…
…Until the teen suddenly got up like he saw some gem get brutally shattered, blushing profusely and slamming the pause button on the remote control…
Again: it came out of absolutely. nowhere!
“Uhm…are you okay, Steven?" The smaller gem asked, glancing at the other worriedly.
“What!?” The curly head teenager squeaked out, looking at the paused TV and then looking back at Peridot, “M-Mhm! Yup! I’m fine. Totes fine. Superb even.” The boy said nervously, fiddling with the remote controller as he refused to look at the gem next to him nor the small television now.
Peridot raised a confused brow, looking at the screen which was just Percy and Paulette’s talking paused.
There wasn’t anything odd or weird happening…
…So…why did that he pause it in the first place?
Besides, Steven watched this episode prior to Peridot watching it…so why was he so nervous all of a sudden?
“…Are you going to press play?”
“Yeeeeeees...” The chocolate brown eyed teen said almost too quickly as he dragged out the singleword comically.
“…So…thehen why don't you?" She giggled, trying to reach for the controller as the younger did literally everything in his power to not allow her to. “T-This episode sucks, Peri! Y-You don’t understand!“ Steven cried, putting the remote high in the air so the other couldn’t reach.
“So???” The green gem huffed in amusement, “When has that ever stopped us from watching before???” She exclaimed as she swiftly snatched the object from the taller gem, trying to press play.
The fluffy haired teenager let out a short squeak, trying to retrieve back the electronic.
The two playfully fought, each of them trying to gain the upper hand as the remote got thrown and shoved like the last freshly baked biscuit. “Just give it back!!!” The teen said desperately.
“Uhm…nohoh? I want to see what makes this episode so appalling for you to watch!” Peridot snickered in amusement.
"It’s not appalling!”
“…You don’t even know what that word means, do you?”
“…W-WHATEVER!!” The younger gem huffed, starting to get more desperate to get the remote controller from the other but the other in question just simply pushed the teenager to the side, pressing play again as Steven let out a very well-timed gasp.
The episode started to play again and the fluffy haired teen got one of his pillow’s and put it up to his face, groaning loudly.
The green cladded gem scratched her head in confusion about the weird action but didn’t question it…
…Too much, anyway…
Paulette was reaching for something on the cabin’s upper counter by using a stool— which— Peridot could relate to 101%.
And as Paulette was searching for…whatever she was searching for, Percy came into the cabin, of course, making his presence very much known.
As the episode played out, Steven pressed the pillow more and more to his face, looking away from the TV as the audio bounced around the walls.
Acceptance was the first step to healing, I suppose…
Percy snuck behind Paulette and tased her sides before wrapping her in a hug and tickling her stomach…how cute.
The red head let out an inhuman screech, flailing her arms around at the new sensation as the blonde continued to tickle her mercilessly.
An small all-knowing smirk spread over the shorter gem’s features, shooting a glance to the other as the floofy haired teenager’s face basically luminated all the shades of the color red.
Now, the green-hued gem was the one to pause the TV, setting down the remote as she fully faced the sixteen year old, “Oho…”
"Shut up…" Steven gritted through his teeth.
“Oh?”
“Shuhut up, Peri!!”
“Oh~?”
“Peheridot, Ihi swear—!” Steven shouted, squeaking loudly as he felt a small poke to his side, “N-NohoHO!! Peheri doohoo NAHAT!!”
The older laughed lightly, starting to pinch around the younger’s sides, “What~? Don’t do whaaaat~?”
“Y-Yohou knohow whahat!!” The brunette giggled fearfully, his laughter spiking as the other gem digged her thumbs into his hips, “GYAHAH— hic! PEHERI NAHAH N-NOHO!!”
“Ohhhhh Peeercy~!” Peridot said dramatically, “I don’t appreciate you trying to tickle me earlier…looks like I’m going to get my revenge~!”
The teenager just shook his head back and forth, lying on the bed as he tried to free himself from the other’s wretched hands. “So this is what you were so flustered about…interesting…” The green cladded gem mused.
“N-NOHO IHIHI WASN’T!! NOHO IHI AHAM NAHAHAT!!!” Steven shouted, trying to pry the other’s hands away from him but he soon fell into loud, booming cackles as Peridot lightly traced around his gem.
“Huh…Amethyst wasn’t kidding when she said this was your worst spot…”
“NO!! HIC HIC NOHOHOHA! IHIHI’M HIC GOHONNA GEHEHET HIC YOHOU BAHACK!!”
“I’d like to see you try.” The shorter gem said simply as she blew a raspberry on the other’s gem, trying to hold back laughs as Steven let out the most loudest squeal known to man before full on belly laughing.
·̩̩̥͙**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚𝙵𝙸𝙽˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*·̩̩̥͙
(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)
#Lee!Steven#Ler!Peridot#Steven Universe tickle#Steven Universe tickle fic#Steven Universe tickle fanfiction#Steven Universe Future tickle#Steven Universe Future tickle fic#In short…….#THIS FIC IS SHORT#What a KNEEEEEEE slapper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#Guys laugh please laugh Im so damn funny-#But in all seriousness it’s short bc I haven’t watched the show in a hot minuteeeee#But this ep has been in my mind sooooo why not⁉️⁉️⁉️#Tickletober#Tickletober 2024
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I'm one year older today, so I figured I gotta wrap a present or two~
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... Wait...
... I got it backwards, didn't I...
... I'm supposed to be... uhh... the one opening gifts today...
... Oh, how incredibly silly of me...
Welp, I'm sure Ramattra doesn't mind~
#Borb's Scribbles#Overwatch#Ramattra#Unholy Abomination#rest in pepperonis my blog's rating#fr tho my bday is the time of year when i allow myself to be completely unhinged and self indulgent in art#bc may as well treat myself right?#my victim this year is our poor ramram#and i just so happened to be in the mood for something more... extreme... this time#i doodle sin every once in a while#tho it's been YEARS since i made sin that i would deem “finished art”#this is the first one of those i'm actually proud of#and HOT DAMN I did not realize just how much power i have in my hands-#shit i may just have to draw polished sin more often#because if i don't draw what i wanna see who will???#i have been disrespectfully staring at the other variants for way too long now-#...oh yeah did i mention there are rated e variants of this?#because OF COURSE there are#kinda wanna post them but tumblr would probably crucify me for showing robot schlong#welp ya'll just gonna have to live with that i guess lol#jk jk bear with me while i wrap my head around a website that allows this stuff to be posted-
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I’m whale watching and I’m drenched and pissed but happy hot man in a tux today.
#endeavour morse#itv endeavour#endeavour itv#shaun evans#hot damn evans#endeavourneverland#he’s so handsome#he’s so hot#what a punim#hot damn tuxy man#tux tuesday#tux tuesdays#dreamy#beautiful shots#b&w aesthetic#b&w sexy#b&w photography#this show is perfect
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Love is Embarrassing
Ep 1- House 2- Lex
@suepixels
LISTEN THESE CELEBRITIES ARE KILLING SCARLETT! hahaha! she is like 3/3 on embarrassing herself in front of them and actually scaring most of them away on intros. BUTTTT again its just the intros. look what a sweet babe lex is fr ! and my girl again making a fool of herself causing said celeb to run away haha! but okay so lex creates video games. and scarlett one of her hidden traits is that she is a video gamer. SO. she lost her mind. my poor precious girl and my poor precious lex for dealing with it haha !
#MY GIRL IS JUST NOT AS COOL AS SHE THINKS HONESTLY#and its showing now#and i definitely definitely named this bc correctly hot damn#but look what a precious bean he is#i love him sm#lex by suepixels#scarlett kline#love is embarrassing bc#the sims 4#ts4#the sims#ts4 gameplay#sims 4#simblr#the sims community#ts4 simblr#ts4 bachelorette challenge
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yu yu hakonstruct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men.mp4
crossposted to youtube
#pls excuse the lameass editing </3#ugh this is NOT a conclusive compilation btw#the way kuwa's like oh shit chu's like 5x stronger than rinku we're screwed i don't wanna fight him#and then the knife edge death match happens and he's like oughhhhhhh unga bunga fighting hot#yusuke has a lotta nerve being like damn you're kind of a masochist kuwabara and then turning around and going#(licks lips) ohhh if i fuck this up im dead hahaha#like you can't make this shit up im sorry it's just. THERE.#[clutching at my hair] DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE. I JUST NEED YOU GUYS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS BC ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY#yyh#yu yu hakusho#kuwameshi#kazuma kuwabara#yusuke urameshi#keiko yukimura#yyh chu#so when i put chu as a potential gay awakening point for them this is why i mean look at this#they have to know what theyre doing here right they have to know. head in my hands#nyarla dni#because ive been in kuwa's shoes here so it feels Very clear to me and i can't stop thinking about it. hes me#and it's so weird to know Exactly whats going on with him and yusuke and having it go *almost* completely unacknowledged in the show
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“because he never accepts that it's never been about righteousness--it's about repentance.” except javert killing himself IS repentance.
well, it’s like 12 different things, because bro had gone days without sleeping and very little food and water and he already had low self-worth and kept asking the amis to kill him and just assumed he was going to die AND THEN valjean upended his understanding of the world and morality. he was really going through it & there are a lot of overlapping reasons for why he jumps into the seine.
but javert is like Number One Most Responsible guy in the whole story. taking responsibility is his Thing (forever bitter the musical doesn’t include the punish me monsieur le maire scene). how else, in his derailment, could he atone for his conceived misdeeds other than by handing in his resignation to god? in the brick he had already left a note urging his superiors to treat convicts at toulon better, which is another step in his repentance (and another crime the musical commits by not including it). jumping into the seine was another step.
honestly a lot of ppl who like the book think the musical was dead wrong to exclude him from the big heaven group sing, because it COMPLETELY undermines the themes of forgiveness and compassion threaded throughout les mis. like the musical was simply wrong lol.
This is helpful context! I am still finishing the brick, although I have fully read the abridged version, and that detail about the letter wasn't included, so I didn't know that occurred! (And thank you for the message--this is a long response but I'd love to hear more of your thoughts!)
I agree that Javert is certainly deeply distraught and remorseful; like you mentioned, his worldview is literally falling apart, and his actions reflect his mental state. But his death isn't really repentance--in the sense that it's not what God would have wanted. To me it reads like a Judas situation: a desperate realization of a huge mistake, and doing the only thing you think can make it right, namely, ending it all. That's the just punishment for someone so wrong, isn't it?
But true repentance, meaning the repentance that the Lord desires, is about changing your ways, not "paying a price." Had Javert really understood the beauty of Valjean's mercy (an image of Christ's, just as the bishop's undeserved mercy was to Valjean himself), rather than killing himself, he would have lived to also become "an honest man"--in heart. One who could forgive and understand forgiveness, for himself as well as others. One who could recognize that he is not The Law, that he can fall, but that he can also be "brought to the light." One who could accept that men like Valjean, and men like himself, CAN change, and be changed.
It's tragic to me because so much of "Stars," and his character in the book as well as the musical, is about wanting to be righteous, to rise above his birth and the sinfulness he associates it with. It's about wanting to please the Lord by his actions. But in his end, he shows he never understood what God really wanted from him, and that's where my original phrase comes in: not righteousness, but repentance. To live, and face the man you were, knowing it's no longer the man you are. That it's never been about what you've done or can do, but about what's been done for you. That's the Gospel that he could never fully accept.
To use another example you mentioned, that misunderstanding drives why he asks the Mayor (Valjean) to punish him--in his worldview, mercy is unjust, or at the very least, unfair. Evil must be punished; "those who fall like Lucifer fell" receive "the sword." But "as it is written," God "desires mercy, not sacrifice" (Matthew 9:13). God would have wanted Javert to live, and Javert couldn't see that, and that's why it's devastating to me. In his misunderstanding of the heart of God, he misses what would have set him free from the chains of sin he's always been trying to escape.
That's why he's contrasted with Valjean, who (though he carries guilt about his past till the end of his life) is eventually able to face it and confess what he had done to those he loves. He knew there was mercy to be found, if only it was asked for. Javert was too blinded by pride and shame to realize it, and so, while broken, he never was able to truly repent.
For that, you must go on.
#i have a lot more thoughts on this specifically as it relates to pride as javert's fatal flaw. that's what kept him from grasping it all#because fundamentally he believes what he does is what sets him apart as righteous. that's the symbolism of the brand: your deeds define you#so if it's actually been about mercy all along then he has been needlessly cruel when he thought it was righteousness#and all of his actions that he thought made him better have been for nothing. he's carried shame for nothing. been a slave for nothing#les miserables#les mis#inspector javert#responses aka the ramblings of my brain#my meta posts#meta#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#no actually i'm still not done just needed to interrupt for the search tags etc.#shame is only possible where pride is present#that's my hot take. if javert had been truly totally humble he would not have killed himself. he would have accepted the gift of life#which is the same gift we are given in christ!! and that's honestly why it isn't repentance because the whole thing is a christian allegory#his suicide shows that he still regards himself as judge. he determines the punishment#and in his song the lyrics are full of things like 'damned if i'll live in the debt of a thief' 'i'll spit his pity right back in his face'#he is too prideful to accept the gift that christ has given: salvation UTTERLY unearned and undeserved. through grace alone#narratively he represents the Law (old covenant) in christianity and those who still choose to live under it#romans 3:20 says 'therefore by the deeds of the law shall no flesh be justified in His sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin'#but valjean represents one saved by the new covenant. who can see that his 'righteousness is as filthy rags' (isaiah 64:6) and is redeemed#and that is why ultimately from a narrative perspective valjean has salvation and javert does not#not that javert did not see his wrongdoing but that he could not look past his own 'righteousness'#anyway this was all very christian-info-dump but the book is too so i feel it was justified 😂 but that's my interpretation#would love to hear more thoughts if you have them!! i truly hope this didn't come off as combative bc i mean it super genuinely!#kay has a party in the tags#kay is a musical theater nerd#kay is a classical literature nerd
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