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diddle-riddle · 2 years ago
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Bat-Parenting
"You're perfect! I always wanted a pet, like a cat or a bird, but you are so much cooler! My own badass pet monster!"
The Bat purred loudly when the blonde girl stroked its huge frame under the chin, making it react like the biggest, weirdest happy kitty ever.
Behind the Bruce-and-his-symbiote duo with the Bat in charge, Edward Nashton restrained the urge to facepalm.
Stephanie Brown, as is apparently called this dauntless little girl, reacted in an... anything but expected manner to this abnormal encounter.
"They are not a pet," Eddie sighed; he took a step closer and, when he didn't meet any negative reaction from the bold five years old, sat on the couch next to her.
"What are you, then?" The kiddo interrogated the beast, not scared in the slightest by the muscular black frame, the leatherish bat wings folded on its back, the pointy ears on top of the smooth head, the triangular glowing white eyes and the large mouth baring spiky teeth plus a huge, thick pink tongue.
Some grown adults run away screaming or faint at the sight of the alien, while as for her this child... scratched its ears, then giggled when it purred anew to express its contentment.
"We are the Bat," the alien and its host answered.
Their gaze drifted to Edward and they added:
"We are also Eddie's boyfriends."
Steph tilted her head to the side, like a curious bird would upon detecting something especially unusual.
"You are boyfriends? That... must be a bit weird, right?"
"In the good sense of the term," Ed teased before remembering he is... talking to a kid. "Nevermind, forget about that," he blushed, embarrassed. "How long do you... plan on staying with us?"
"Forever," Stephanie responded, far took relaxed, before bouncing on the cushions of the sofa to make herself comfortable. "I don't want to go back and I already love you guys, I don't see why I should leave! Besides I can't go back."
"I devoured her father and her mother had a heart attack when she spotted me. I checked on her, she is dead too."
Edward's eyes widened.
This is not what he expected to come across to when returning home from his day of work.
"Bats," he blamed the symbiote. "This is... not something appropriate to say."
"It's fine," Stephie shrugged. "Daddy is mean all the time and mommy is always drugged. Not like I would miss them."
That indirectly explained her black eye.
So the Batman duo bursted in that broken family's home, ate the dad, killed the mom and brought the daughter to their place?
Alright... Tonight will be a long night.
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raynewolferune · 4 months ago
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DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
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" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
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Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
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thebibliosphere · 9 months ago
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
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nightmare-foundation · 2 months ago
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Tbh I like,, lowkey prefer Jason not being part of the batfamily, while still being affiliated with them
To elaborate, I really prefer Jason as a crime lord. He think he's better as one. But at the same time I also like him occasionally being friendly with the batfamily, yknow?
I like the idea of Jason as like,, a sometimes foe, a sometimes ally. He's the guy you go to if you really need information, and he's happy to help and team up if he feels like it. He's a sort of 'last resort' sometimes ally.
But, obviously, he's still a crime lord who kills people, and he's never going to give up his morals. He does what he thinks is right (whether that's his personal opinion, i.e. killing people, or taking care of the Crime Alley kids), and he's stubborn as shit, so inevitably this causes tension and fights between him and the batfamily. Jason has his own agenda, his own brand of justice, so inevitably he'd occasionally play the villain.
I think this way is just... way more fun. It opens up possible storylines and interesting dynamics, especially when you take into consideration certain aspects like Jason's hero worship when it comes to Dick. Plus it's just more interesting if he's not, like, comically evil (I refuse to believe he wouldn't be good with kids) but also not giving up his personal belief system just to gain the approval of an abusive man.
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violent138 · 6 days ago
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HC that back in the day Alfred and Bruce always used the "Dick's getting tired" excuse to get their guests out of the house or make a quick escape from a party. Though it still works, it's also much weirder to use now that Dick's a grown man.
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frownyalfred · 1 month ago
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What are your views on eldritch batman/batfam
Love it, wish there was more fic, wrote two fics myself to do my part 💪 truly Bruce Wayne has so much eldritch potential.
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im-not-buying-it-ether · 10 months ago
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I need Billy to get Clark Kent-ed in a fic and sent to cover a Wayne gala
Billy and Bruce meet, names are exchanged, and Bruce worries if this kid is doing okay and if there’s a father position open. Billy is there for some Wayne-Sivana partnership with Magnificus, asking a lot of well informed questions and acting like a little cherub.
Them bad guys break in, one has a gun to Billy’s head and Billy, in true street kid fashion and with the experience from his last 57 kidnapping attempts; bites the hand over his mouth, throws the guy whose twice his size over himself and twists his arm, and dismantles the gun before Batman swoops in and saves the rest of the day.
Batman checks on him, asking if he’s okay, and Billy drops the good kid act and straight up tells him to piss off because he’s not getting adopted by a furry man-child who lives a state away from his hometown
Any Robin or sidekick that was there just cheers the kid on from the roof top screaming “DODGED THAT BULLET!” after having spent the whole gala trying to keep them apart before Bruce could bust out the adoption papers
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batjokesbrainrot · 1 year ago
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Batman: Telltale VAs being juce shippers
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goatsghost · 1 year ago
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i still think it’s insanely funny that bruce comes back from the time stream and decides they’re gonna have a family movie night, while FULLY AWARE that jason is currently in arkham
like bruce i think your favoritism is showing just a lil bit here lmao
(batman and robin 2009)
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sisaloofafump · 7 months ago
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lusty-kopfkino · 6 months ago
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Batman Prompt 10 - Crossover: Ouran High School Host Club
I LOVE Ouran High School Host Club crossovers! I wish people did more
Bruce goes to Ouran and meets/joins/friends with the host club
*This can also be fun with any of the other members of the family.
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1. If you want to include the batfamily then Bruce gets de-aged to 15-19 years old (with or without his memories?)
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2. If you don't care/want them in the story it can be that he went to the school for high school (or the kids go back in time if you still want the kids but you also wanted Bruce to have gone to the school when he was young)
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3. Whatever you want
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But first, we need to determine what type he would be if he joined the club. He is the most similar to Mori and Kyoya. Oblivious, part of it can be that. I love Bruce picking up on the small details of a case(and on other people), but when it comes to himself he is oblivious.
I feel like they would use the fact that Bruce's parents died and that he lived in Gotham, so maybe like "The Oblivious Traumatized Boy Type" Idk, feels a bit wrong, but that is along the line I am thinking.
And the type can change a bit depending on how you see Bruce, and if you choose 1 or 2.
1 and 2 also can overlap depending on how you do it.
Also, are you going to replace Haruhi or not? I personally don't usually like it when people replace the main character, but it really depends on how it is written, so do whatever feels best.
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1st Way: Bruce gets de-aged and for some reason will go to OHS. He and the Batfamily(any amount of them) move to for a bit or are in Japan. Maybe he has a mission or that is what they picked as the best school for a billionaire child to go to.
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2nd Way: I was thinking that if he went to it as a teen, they become friends then in the future when Bruce has all his kids they will meet his old friends from high school. They will think they were similar to Bruce and at most 2 friends. (They didn't even think he had friends from high school) So the kids meet the Host Club and are shocked at how they act and are all part of a "host club."
The Host Club would definitely all be important figures in the future, so the kids might know some of them.
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I mostly am thinking about the interactions between Bruce and the host club.
You can make this a ship or not, but there at least has to be some bromance because this is OHSHC.
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liivzen · 8 months ago
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I want more mutuals guys, how do y’all make friends 😭
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martyrbat · 2 years ago
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primal riddle - batman: legends of the dark knight #111
[ID: Batman cradling the body of a woman that died to save him. He has tears streaming down from his cowl as a cop suddenly calls his name and asks, in shock, if he's crying. Batman sobs, “I can if I want to! I won't die – but I can cry if I want to!” END ID]
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nightmare-foundation · 7 days ago
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Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne: Abuse
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violent138 · 10 months ago
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Batman keeping a special eye out for idiot reporter Clark Kent, because every time that stupid hayseed from Metropolis is in Gotham he manages to stumble into statistically impossible levels of danger for the time he's there.
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diddle-riddle · 2 years ago
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Here for the Tease
[Semi-explicit sex scene. Bruce is horny for his human, Eddie eventually lets him be in charge and they are both stupid in a fun way. The tone of this snippet is closer to crack]
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A slick tendril raises up the side of his leg under his jeans. It feels like a string of lukewarm alive seaweed undulating against his skin. Lazily, the appendage curls from his thoroughly waxed calf to the scar on his knee, runs alongside the tender flesh inside his right thigh... plays mockingly with the band of his boxer shorts.
Edward's breathing rate increases.
He cannot lecture his symbiote-friend: he is sitting in a crowded amphitheater, listening to a presentation from the designer standing on the set. His stupid boss Daniel Mockridge enrolled video game programmers in a week of internship for them to 'get on the page' with the latest technological progresses regarding digital imaging.
Not that twenty-year-old Eddie needs any of this. His first project, Riddle of the Minotaur, meets a flourishing success; he is already planning a second game in this universe, Riddle Factory under its working title, and makes researches to develop another concept centered around a mix between the Egyptian and European versions of the Sphinx he'll place at the center of an investigation game.
For someone who never went to college, Ed has a visionary spirit in matter of business.
He also relies on... a busy, fulfilling private life.
Eddie smiles fondly when thinking about his four-year-old daughter, who spends the day at her mother and step-father's house. Albeit he earned complete custody over Stephanie, Crystal and Arthur remain helpful. When Steph's aunts Nina and Diedre can't take her in charge while her dad is at work, he can count on Stephie's mother and Crystal's husband.
He was in a hurry this day finishes to finally get back home.
The tentacle trails under his briefs, distracting Ed from thoughts related to his job and family. The symbiote teases the area far too close to his cock... and changes of shape, remaining thin to fit in his jeans but extending enough to cup his balls. As if a flat hand abruptly put a delicate pressure against him and held it there, not moving, just... electrifying him due to the deliciously torturous closeness.
"Bruce..." he curses, shifting his thighs uncomfortably. "Not now, be patient..."
He bites his lower lip to block any suspicious sound when the hand starts to massage his sac gently.
No one on either seats next to his, but two seats on his right and only one on his left separate him from strangers, workers in Mockridge's company or programmers from other corps, who gathered for the 'courses' displayed there from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
"We are not alone..." he blames him, whispering furiously while his hands ball into fists on his sides to manifest his intense displeasure... or as a consequence of his growing arousal.
Or both.
His trousers feel far too tight all of a sudden.
If anything, the young man's half-hearted attempt at regaining a composure amuses the alien, who lets out a discreet laugh only Eddie hears.
Far too long to be a human finger, a sort of digit leaves the 'hand' squeezing his lower manhood to slide along the shaft then stroke the sensitive skin of his head.
Ed's teeth dig deeper into his lip to refrain a pitiful whining.
Bruce's shapeshifting form adapts to envelop his whole cock, trapping the hardening length inside an impossible to describe grip.
And then he starts to move. The most skilled hands of the planet stroke his penis, slowly, ever so slowly though efficaciously... It isn't long before Edward fusses on his seat, more and more unable to restrain strangled yelps when Bruce applies the equivalent of a thumb flat against his tip or when the alien's rhythm gives him the impression to be dutifully deepthroated.
"That's it, I fucking hate you," he murmurs as a conclusion, shoulders trembling and legs turned into jelly when he stands up from his folding auditorium chair.
Eddie apologizes towards the two girls and a boy he has to disrupt to exit his row and walks to the alley. A prudent move to stay not far from the top of the amphitheater: he doesn't attract much attention upon him when he heads for the doors located at the extremity of the huge room.
The internship takes place in an university that often rents its auditoriums for presentations like these.
Edward is glad not to meet more than two young persons kissing in a corridor, he reaches the closest desert toilets and locks himself in a cabin.
Even here he can't exactly be 'noisy' in case a boy enters, but at least he won't give his chair neighbors the impression he plays with himself during a class. If anyone noticed the sweat perking on his forehead and his shifting coupled to hidden though existing groans, they will either think he is a crazy guy having visions or a total pervert who wears sex toys under his clothes.
"Now let me make you feel good, Eddie..."
His pants plus underwear pooling around his knees, Edward looks down to a satisfied symbiote, whose pointy-eared black head materialized along with one strong arm, all attached directly to Ed's body.
"I hate you."
"No you don't."
The extraterrestrial purrs loudly as he goes on with more dedicated ministrations. By just touching him, he brings his human to the edge more rapidly than Edward's dignity is willing to admit.
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Read “Here for the Tease” on AO3 here Discover the rest of the DC Symbiotes Series on AO3 here
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